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BLASTING

Non early new.

inbred john leven and his 85 iq goth gf

https://youtu.be/kpf8VFsEz8I

first it's ozzy. now it's hulk hogan. who's next?

>>127160442
>bmcel doesn't think being able to play your instrument proficiently matters
what a surprise lmao

this is metal

>>127160773
MAKE WAY FOR THE INCINERATOR

>>127160801
Chuck Mangione

>>127160832
the last few songs sure

Are Obituary worth seeing? (club gig)

>>127160902
Yeah. They're always a good time.

children of bodom

Cradle of Filth

Whoopi Goldberg has passed away. RIP

Ghislaine Maxwell has passed away. RIP

>>127161112
Holy shit. HAPPENING

RIP Chuck

>>127161241
>Beyond Cops. Beyond God.

>>127161131
Chuck got ripped many a night - positively torn wide open.

>>127161292
Show some goddamned respect.

>>127161078
you got my hopes up, damn you anon...

Ozzy would have been great in the Lion King

>>127161292
Torn to Pieces

>>127161271
We at metal revere the Lord and the authorities.

>>127160801
>who's next?
everyone. it's the end times.

>>127161485
Correct.

>>127161199
Unironically the best Darkthrone album. Haters will disagree but it's the truth.

>>127161591
For me, it's Blaze.

Castle Rat

Immolation - Close to a World Below

>>127161616
Asshole Crap

>>127161471
What's going through your shrunken mongoloid head as you cycle through your worthless posts here, LA DJ?

>>127161650
I'm smarter, more talented, and better looking than you. Got any tunes

>>127161603
That's also a fine choice and I respect you as a fellow /memetal/ shitposter.

>>127160773
Czechian metal is underrated

RIP Hulk Hogan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4XWw00CwiM

>>127161679
Prove it

>>127161696
Sadder than Ozzy desu
At least Ozzy went out in style

>>127161616
Based

>>127161619
I don't know what that is but based on the cover
Antediluvian - The Divine Punishment

.

>>127161776
does the whore charge extra to get a picture like this? It's money left on the table judging by gookpop

>>127161791
>whore
*queen. have some respect

>>127161695
Based Avenger fan.

>>127161816
you're right, I apologize.

>>127161776
>Black Lives Matter Sabbath hoodie
kwab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_99WECdGWz8
I like this rendition more than the album one
What's the difference, is the live one downtuned?

>>127162027
Awful diaper disaster.

>>127162036
Stick to your kpop, you fucking queer.

Good atmo black to relax and dream to?

>>127162058
Ozzy was the Kpop guy of his time, awful theatrical diaper whoreson.

>>127160773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHvye4fONtc

NSBM reigns supreme. In a world populated by fags.

>>127160773
Kayo Dot-Choirs of the Eye

Kind of shit, so I may turn it off in a minute.

>>127162065
Drakonhail for some very low event atmoshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WAIH9DaChM

Captcha was focked for 2 hours for me.

RIP Ozzy but I'm going back to extreme metal now

>>127162318
Basically Funeral Black

>>127162318
Thanks anon

>>127162310
downloaded one of their albums like a decade ago, was actually probably some of the worst music i'd ever heard. i deleted off my hard drive, something i rarely rarely do. only other album i've removed from my library is Lulu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2B1qRu9s3w
sadboy slam

>>127162651
Yeah, gave it a 1 on RYM and moved on to Deathspell Omega. Much better.

Holy chudriffs
https://youtu.be/l1jQhoL_LfY

>>127162664
>39 / Female

>>127162446
After tearing through Sabbath and solo Ozzy for a couple days I'm about ready for that. A lot of time listening mostly to extreme metal and branching into some punk/hardcore has spoiled me lol. I never listened to anything after NMT though, so I want to at least make it to Ozzmosis.
Technical Ecstasy is damn close to a bad album, Blizzard and Diary I find I like more than I used to, and the three after that I don't like as much as I used to.

Fuck off janny. Loser

>>127160773
I'm still not over it bros...

Metal for being a 39 year old female metalhead? and being a janny on 4chan?

>>127162072
Holy shit you're right.

Heaven and Hell mogs Ozzy Sabbath

>>127162793
>female metalhead
this doesn't exist

REAL BLASTINGS

>>127162844
This has been debunked.

For me? It's Death Metal.

HER NAME IS RAVENNA.

HUNT.

HENDRIX.

>>127162864
why do some trannies go out of their way to look unattractive? like at least try if you're doing a selfie

GOOD POSTS LOADING: 10%

Was Dead autistic?

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>>127162868
Based. Me too.

>>127162741
>Industrial and hipstercore? Four stars. FIVE STARS.
>heavy metal? I mean #ripozzy but idk this is like so boring

>>127162886
Black metal attracts autists.

>>127162868
>>127162901
Based

>>127162915
>>127162901
>>127162868
RIP CHUCK

>>127162868
I preferred their EP that came before that one

>>127162868
Not metal.

>>127162875
This troon would get the goon.

>>127162875
No need to be rude, lass

>>127162848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRCav_Qp24I

>>127162976
laurie is a bio woman

>>127162949
That's silly.

Hfw Ozzy is dead

>>127163012
THE GOON

>>127163024
The vocalist was better

Morbid Angel
Immolation
Dismember
Autopsy
Incantation

>>127163074
are these trans queens like Haela Hunt-Hendrix?

>>127163085
Adam's apples

This Thread Is Gay

>>127163099
they're wearing masks you can't see

Leaves are falling all around
its time I was on my way

guyss??

>>127163187

whats heavier than pantera?!

>>127163236
>little bro asking how to make generic muzak shit :cryingemoji:

>>127160773
BABY YOU KNOW I'M NOCTURNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>127163297
Cannibal Corpse

>>127163297
the 'tish brah brah

>>127163297
Your mom's ass

What are some metal bands that are actually fun and don't take themselves seriously. any subgenre

>>127163428
Municipal Waste

>>127163428
Cannibal Corpse

>>127163428
sleep token

>>127163472
Thank you Louis.

>>127163490
Damn this makes him seem likable

>>127163451
that's gay

>>127163490
>>127163509
He has autism

>>127163472
>>127163490
holy based

Louis Cachet's First Great Day Out

>>127163509
that looks like the US. i was under the impression he never visited here

>>127163540
What did he say about Ozzy's death again

>>127163428
Maniac Butcher

>>127163589
>>127163586
Varg is a gay nerd

>>127163589
uhhh hello, cringe department???

>>127163605
>>127163607
but he's ok

He had parkinson's and was at 2% brain activity due to drug abuse. you would have to be a retard to not know sharon has been making all the decisions for a while

>gay norwegian nerd that invented "atmospheric black metal" aka shitty genre for posers hating on the prince of darkness that invented heavy metal in general and doom metal
fuck you nerd

>>127163547
It's not Varg

And by the way, what did Varg say about Kanye West wearing his T-shirt and all the anti-Semitic shit?

>>127163630
yeah and his favorite band is seriously the cure. lol

>>127163607
Fuck off, Devin

>>127163675
stop posting your tweets you fucking loser

CYBER OZZY!!!!!!!! \\m//

>>127163653
hes a fucking poser

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-V8kYT1pvE

Varg doesn’t even like metal anymore, it was a phase for him.

>>127163713
If he's not even into metal how come he made so many great albums? Is it that metalheads are less competent composers compared to those who enjoy other styles of music (Depeche Mode, Tangerine Dream)?

Just finished listening to the Ozzy Black Sabbath era. Next up his solo albums.

>>127163737
real metalheads dont make music they only listen to music

Serbian AI metal Fridays

>>127163746
And complain about posers on /mu/

>>127160773
Great!

Grand Belial's Key

>>127163779
looks chuddy

>>127162065
Trhä (Thét Älëf, Nönvéhhklëth detna hacëntera Trha, Jôdhrhä dës Khatës, Dlhâvênklëth fëhlätharan ôdlhënamsaran Ebnan)

https://trha.bandcamp.com/

>>127163805
Just German.

Where should I start with this band? I never gave them an honest chance...is it worth it?

>>127163865
Yeah they're great, even better than Cannibal Corpse

Why are death metal covers so cringe in comparison to the rest of metal

>>127163958
That's an awesome album cover. What point are you trying to make?

>>127163865
Monolith of Inhumanity
le monkeyface

>>127163975
shut up, nerd.

>>127163946
what is an example of a cringe album cover?

>>127163958
This one is at least funny and not hat-wearing epicus shite

>>127163989
Say that shit to our face.

>>127164008
wow kiss sure looks different nowadays

>>127164004
Lmao

>>127164027
>nile
>brutal death
????

>>127164027
>covers are so cool that RYMfags won't show them

Yeah guys you totally gotta listen to this metal album, it's called Purulent Decomposition by Sepsis. Yep, the band is called Sepsis, pretty brutal right? I found this album at Target by the way

>>127164039
Album/band titles so cringe that you just post the album cover instead

Cannibal Corpse

>>127164065
who?

>>127164073
Great band. Butchered at Birth and Gore Obsessed for me.

Kaevum - Kultur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C1gMR6XxpA

How did they mix the instruments so well? Perfect album.

>>127164092
>>127164100
great vocals

>>127164027
>this painting is too "obscene" for RYMfaggots

>>127164065
>just post the album cover
Rat runt, assuming you've ever made a sincere post in your life, why does it persistently bother you when anons just post the album art for their current blast?

Funny how people become afraid of a woman standing in front of a cabin but can show pentagrams all day that celebrate evil

>>127164065
Devourment - Molesting the Decapitated
eat a dick pussy

>>127164086
For me it's Bloodthirst

>>127164119
Chuddy post, average death metal fan

>>127164122
who's 'people'?

>>127164065
>youtube link autismo kvetching

Album/band titles so cringe that you just post the album cover instead. GO

i guess power got restored in brazil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5k-9_Ko6Kw
>The Birth of the Beginning Before the Inception of the End

Riley
Pinkerton

>>127162117
PHWOAR

>>127164214
yuckola

>>127164214
Disgusting

>>127164292
>>127164327
>t. low T

Simps are the sole reason Castle Rat has any popularity. It certainly isn't their bland music.

Don't care about the singer but Castle Rat actually makes some great songs.

>>127164356
>High t is when you want to fuck a literal lot lizard prostitute
incely init

"Real Metal" only consists of the Norwegian black metal scene and the early 90's Florida death metal scene. What is known by "Nu-metal" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real metal influence. When people try to argue that bands like Slipknot are not real metal, while saying that System of a Down is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake metal as Slipknot (plus the pretentiousness). Real metal sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake metal is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL METAL are Darkthrone, Bolt Thrower, Kvist (the only real metal band from the Swedish scene) and Morbid Angel. Some examples of FAKE METAL are Slipknot, system of a down and deftones METAL BELONGS TO DEGENERATES NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

HELLO, 2000S CLASSIC DEPARTMENT?

>>127164430
tldr but agree

>>127164401
inhaling a woman's natural scent is one of the most intoxicating things in life. you'll understand when you're older

>>127164214
I got banned for posting her here a few days ago

>>127164523
black/death good, nu metal bad

telepathic with the deceased

are metalheads masochists? who tf listens to something they dont enjoy for a whole decade

what now metalheads?

>>127164646
Devin Townsend & Dream Theater split LP

>>127164638
DMDS is shitslop. I just relistened to some Burzum last night for the first time in many years and it holds up.
I still can’t believe he cut this song from Hvis lyset tar oss
https://youtu.be/W0qkUy_zcio

>>127164675
yes i agree, i personally cant stand attila's vocals, not a big fan of mayhem due to the vocals only
burzum is good though, filosofem pretty much created atmospheric black metal

>>127164578
>profile not on Coomer
If you're going to simp then at least share your spoils with the rest of us

>>127164690
Chimera is the only good Mayhem album.

>>127164711
>Chimera is the only good Mayhem album.

>>127164724
Thank you for the extremely low quality post

>>127164724
>reddit
refer to >>127164430

>>127164704
she's on simpcity. there's not that much though, no pussy shots for example. she deleted her OF and no one bought her premium videos

SinisterDarling's favorite metal bands

>>127164704
simpcity you fucking mong. how are zoomers so bad at the internet

there's no way a woman has ever posted here.

>>127164779
Every zoomer I talk to is afraid of clicking innocuous download links and doesn't know how to torrent it's crazy

>>127164783
trans women are real women fucking chud

>>127160773
All beers lead to Imprecation.

>>127164808
trump is a kiddy diddler btw

>>127164811
All beers lead to Kaevum actually

>>127164815
No one is impressed

>>127164779
>>127164786
senile millennials seeing zoomers everywhere they look..... so sad....

>>127164815
thats why you dont align yourself with da jooz like epSTEIN
real chuds align themselves with adolf hitler

Have you dosed today?

>>127164638
Well black metal tards really will listen to music they don't actually like because they like the image/theme/perception of evil about it.
But maybe he just meant he liked some of the songs but found some of it just filler he skipped that he recently started to appreciate more.
But chances are it's like the "huge persona fan excited to play game for the first time" headline. Black Metal is more about image than anything else though its fans would claim otherwise.

>>127164897
sucks because some of the albums as really good like storm of the lights bane, il etait une foret etc

>>127164929
>speed metal and atmoshit

>>127164897
>But maybe he just meant he liked some of the songs but found some of it just filler he skipped that he recently started to appreciate more.
Well yeah that's obviously what he meant here, the key word here is 'entire'.

>>127164942
forgot agalloch the mantle

>>127160773
Emperor - IX Equilibrium

>>127164831
Yup, can confirm

>>127160773
Blasting more doom in memory of Ozzy

>>127165121
Shalom.

Teratoma - Viscera Infest

It's up

https://youtu.be/DO6seG5_IB8?si=DWLz_fM8VPTKAy0D

>>127160773
Not because Ozzy is dead but because I want to.

>>127165505
not metal

>>127165621
It's music related and metal is a kind of music

>>127165638
no metal is metal

>>127165576
rip ozzy, loved him

>>127165576
rip ozzy in half, hated him

Tell me, what am I gon do with all this monehhhh

>>127165682
We're gonna have to agree to disagree here.

>>127164867
Fun fact: The reason it's called Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version is because it's meant as an homage to Black Sabbath, whose original band name was actually Earth!
It's also a continuation of the "doom-y" sound of the early Sabbath records produced by lowering the guitar/bass tones and slowing down the riffs to an extremely sluggish pace.

Metal is inherently pro-semitic, anti-racist, transgender and anti-colonialism. If you're not trans and woke, you shouldn't be here. You're not metal.

>>127165999
This but the exact opposite

>>127166005
I'm recuperating from srs surgery so don't piss me off.

After i had my dick and balls cut off i grabbed my severed peen and balls from the doctor's hand, and ran through the halls of the hospital eating them while twisted sister played We're Not Gonna Take it

Earth (band) actually named themselves after the day (Earth day), pretty clever right?

>>127166031
Wow, genius.

>>127166041
lol just avin a laff mate

>>127165999
>>127166031
>>127166032
What do these posts achieve?

>>127166086
Yes well this isn't your personal jokebook, try to keep the posts a bit more music related.

How much will I hate it?

>>127166108
https://youtu.be/eQe65Rlzxc4?si=UfJN9thHlf9Himdn

We can't joke here?

>>127166119
9/10

are there actually women at metal shows? I wouldnt know because Ive never been

>>127166262
ofc

>>127163297
Dragonforce

>>127166262
nah theyre all at sleep token concerts
you wont find them in any of the "extreme metal" bands shows

>>127166137
yep that was a bore

I'm gonna torture myself more

>>127162909
>Lingua ignota 5/5
This is definitely a tranny

>>127163074
what are you implying?

why do some people describe an album as "fun"? what does that mean?

>>127166516
>Dreamer
Someone tell Oz he's not John Lennon, nor should he be.

>>127166530
hes doing le heckin funny badass metal bands with le cute girls omg such epic subversion!!

>>127160773
Peak atmosshit

>>127166554
Shouting the lyrics with a beer in your hand and shaking your fist, headbanging, air guitar ring and drumming and slapping your mom's ass

>>127164897
>though its fans would claim otherwise.
Obviously, because your headcanon is just jealousy of not being able to appreciate something others do.

>>127167530
Ironic post.

I thought the new Iron Monkey was breddy gud. Better than 9-13 for sure. I won't compare it to Johnny Morrow's IM cause these are essentially two different bands. For what it's worth new IM is heavy in its own way, more punk and less stoner-y blues scale, which I still enjoy and Jim Rushby's vocals are fine

>once upon a time known for extremely fast-paced and energetic metal
>now play faggy mom rock and have a guitarist who can't play the old music at the same tempo
Sad. Faggiest fag metal.

I saw Black Sabbath live in July 2005 and they were fucking terrible.

>>127167687
Name a band that puts out good shows after 30 years of existence

>>127167731
WASp comes to mind. Lawless is like 70 and still sounds like this.
https://youtu.be/NPPn0rbbo_M?si=VvwlK8xq6RLLFdqU&t=134

>>127161696
Godspeed, brother
everytime!

>>127161696
also
>remaster
disgusting.

>>127164327
Is she a spokeperson for vaginal cheese?

>>127163865
>To Serve Man
>Humanure
>Karma.Bloody.Karma
and that's all
all the rest is fag shit

>>127167556
Is there something I don't appreciate? There is no irony anon, just you "no u" ing whilst failing to acknowledge your own flaw

I'm going to see Cancer Bats at a fest in august. I'll be shocked if they don't play at least one Sabbath song in memory of Ozzy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cl-OCMU5Aro&pp=ygULYmF0IHNhYmJhdGg%3D
Yes, hardcore + Sabbath is more than metal enough for the pussies itt

>>127167731
Judas priest, Slayer
Retard

>>127164897
>>127164950
>>127164638
I unironically got filtered by the first 2 tracks on De Mysteriis a couple times. When I forced myself ot listen to the whole thing years later I enjoyed it as soon as the 3rd track came on. I still don't think the first 2 tracks are great but I appreciate them more now as well. [1. Cursed in Eternity 2. Pagan Fears 3. From the Dark Past 4. De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas] would have been a perfect EP for me

>>127168211
Never listened to Retard, are they any good?

>>127167770
We love remasters here.

>>127168216
Same here. Back in the p2p days you often downloaded tracks one at a time/out of order, so I actually had Cursed in Eternity as track 1. I like it way better as an opener than Funeral Fug.
Also I'm bothered by your EP's omission of Life Eternal.

>>127168339
you're gayer than a busload of looney troons in a kindergarten
and should also get your "ears" checked (they're probably filled with cum)

>>127168367
That one is really good too (in fact I like the whole album nowadays), just felt like I had to pick 4 or it would be too long for an EP

>>127168401
Oh gotcha, I might swap the title track for Life Eternal on my EP, but it's a tough call. Cursed, Pagan, and Dark Past have to stay.

All it took was Ozzy dying for the diaper autist to come back.

>>127168680
Trannypopper hasn't left this general for longer than 8 hours in literal decades Ia5s

>>127160773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O71pjGUsm4U

Where is the rodent? Too early for him?

>>127168777
why even talk about him

>>127168783
Because I'm going to ask the chinless ugly worm freak about uk grime and some dance music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZMGJkXeP5k

>>127168821
Fuck off

>>127168834
Your general, my choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWUlIUyP09M

Tomb Mold

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>>127168911
>arousal-through-their-torment
Me whenever I post here.

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>>127164811
Best blastings of the thread

>>127168917
More like best tourisms of the thread, glad to see you'll always be here pointing out the highest rated OSDM on reddit, MA, and RYM.

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>>127169094
HOLY SHIT TWO /METAL/S

>>127168680
heavy metal is rock: not metal