>>127173076 (OP)isnt she middle eastern or egyptian or something? we dont allow nonwhites into metal
>>127173088That would explain her above-average beauty HH
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>>127173084This ended up being p. good but it's moreso hard rock than metal. I love the Billy Idol cover doe.
>>127173088good digits, blessed by varg
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1753484549547871.webm
>>127173178Thank you sister, you're the best poster in this general by far and I appreciate you.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
https://youtu.be/Xk5y4wvsLyY?si=5akF_DTEN4RdnHOW
What are we talking about metal sisters?
>>127173178I want a cat with thumbs
>so there's this place I discuss metal. it's 4chan
>i-isn't that like, on the darkweb or something
>kinda, and there's this guy onsite 24/7, and he always tries to start the thread with an unrelated kpop woman
>wait...seriously?
>yep
>wow, that's dedication. That's siiick dude!
>yep
>no way duude! That's totally sick!
>>127173234*was in Chuck's case
>>127173234varg is chuck?
im black am i allowed to listen to metal?
>>127173265Yes but only to the musical stylings of Adam Kalmbach, also known as Jute Gyte.
>>127173265Only when it's blues-influenced.
>>127173265You can listen to war metal since the guitarist from the best known war metal band is a hulking nog.
Happy 4:20, metalfags \m/
>>127173311Thank you, Ozzy
death metal albums better than death symbolic?
What bands does he listen to??
>>127173340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ1HuTvAuVI
>>127173340Whatever /reddit/ listens to
>>127173329definitely not the first two death albums, which are highly overrated
>>127173340Thank you JIDF shill.
Death are the AC/DC of what metallica are to death metal (excluding Carcass)
>>127173340Hollowcaust False Flag Bad Boyz
>>127173376Stealing this and starting a thread with this as op
>>127173376Incoherent post.
>>127173084>REVOCATE THE AGITATOR>REVOCATE THE AGITATOR>REVOCATE THE AGITATOR>REVOCATE THE AGITATOR
>>127173394No but Ghostemane is metal adjacent.
>>127173340some Behemoth, but not the cool ones from Satanica to Demigod
no: the gay ones after that, because they're faggotly satanic (moloch being bibi's god) and because poles are close enough to jews
yeah: definitely something very gay like evangelion or the satanist
>>127173340https://youtube.com/watch?v=vrO7sqfILuM&si=x36w6HnlP3MfpVVX
>>127173084RIP Hulk Hogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E38tWxC8zRU
>>127173340Melechesh
We love Israel here
why does /metal/ hate memorable riffs?
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Say something nice about Sharon Osbourne
>>127173642She was pretty hot 40 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGpb1vv8hjo
Imagine if Jari didn't leave Ensiferum and he made more than 4 albums in 20 years and Ensiferum didn't deepthroat solid turds in 2025.
>>127173682ensiferum made their best album without him. fact.
>>127173703this isnt a place to advertise your dead post
>>127173642More of us would stay with a Sharon for life than we're willing to admit. It's not perfect, but Ozzy scored.
>>127173710Strange considering they haven't made a good song, let alone good album since Iron.
>>127173394>>127173434its because he has a black metal side project called vudmurk
https://liluglymane.bandcamp.com/album/sleep-until-it-hurts-you
similar to ghostemane's baader-meinhof project
tho his usual rap is just cloud rap (rapping on shoegaze beats like lil b with friendzone), unlike ghostemane that makes trap metal (trap influenced by metal)
>>127173732go give jari some more sauna money
>>127173767You sound like you catch and finger seagulls.
possessed, venom, blasphemy
death, black, blackened death
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>>127173794so much negativity
when is kawaii metal gonna take over these evil genres?
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>>127173783such an oddly specific accusation can only come from experience
>>127173831Yeah, he always was the best at making death metal...
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FIRST WAVE REIGNS SUPREME
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>>127173084https://youtu.be/PE6BzjKnDNw?t=43
>>127173872mercyful fate is not black metal lol
>>127173890Yeah a Rat stalked Devin, probably why she cheated on him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNlRYHdI8mQ
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>>127173826Trey mogs Chuck
>>127173084https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sOXvt1AYksQ&pp=ygUbVHdpc3RlZCBtYXNzIG9mIGJ1cm50IGRlY2F5
>>127173933Other way around but thank you, loser
>>127173509Literally just Nile but better
>>127173999A literal ghost
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>>127173975Glad to see you step up and reply when someone mentions a Rat, instinctively accepting your rodent role.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFxRKKiycJg
>>127174035More of a lion but Devin is a stalker yeah. Weirdo vibes to your posts btw
>>127174050We love her here
she said shes into metal but all she listens to is tiktok metalcore, what do i do /metal/?
>>127174083show her some good shit
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>>127174044Dunno brah, you're the Rat still spending your life talking about her lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQEfujv-qEQ
>>127174098Where did you find this hilarious image?
>>127174098The fact that you equate me calling out a stalker with me thinking the stalker is "Devin" (never posted on this website) shows your mental illness
Get a life
>>127174083>get her bound under the premise of sexytime>blindfold her>start your baldking playlist>leave
Anyways, which Trhรค from this year do we think is the AOTY? Serious answers only.
>>127174135The shortest one is album of the yoctosecond
>>127174000>still seething
>>127174135we don't listen to atmoshit here
>>127174155If I were pent up I'd sure rile up her pink a ton
>>127174168No you wouldn't. Be quiet
>>127174168Yes you would, keep posting.
>>127174168"i would berry my dick" energy coming from this post
>>127174254>>127174255thank you brothers
>>127174171I would though, if you want proof you're free to watch.
>>127174276You wouldn't because you're too fat and slow. Now pipe down
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaR9KYg3
POLL: Who invented extreme metal?
You can choose 2 options btw.
>>127174338Where the fuck is Slayer?
>>127174362Slayer is spicy Venom or diet Death
Knocked Loose reinvented extreme metal
>>127174338The answer is Snorre Ruch
>>127174367I'm gonna touch you.
>>127174371You Won't Go is just dissonant beatdown
>>127174111>you equate me calling out a stalker with me thinking the stalker is "Devin"1 post before:
>Devin is a stalkerRats don't have the best memory I guess.
https://youtu.be/9-Qf3GNgsJA?t=31
>>127174398Ironic post. Next!
>>127174371Are you being a fucking dipshit on purpose?
I have literally never understood who Devin is or is supposed to be in the /meal/ schizo deepest lore.
>>127174409Got anything productive to add to the discussion?
>>127173084https://youtu.be/7NQt_S8ymzI
>>127174436Yes, Knocked Loose is post hardcore, not metal.
>>127174379didn't know Ellefson posted here
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>AYO ITS ME, BALDKEKING ON THE MIC
>BALLS STILL AINT DROP, NO T IN SIGHT
>PUBERTY BLOCKERS DIDN'T SAVE MY HAIR
>I LOVE IT WHEN MEN FUCK MY DOWNSTAIRS
>>127174454KNOCKED UP, TRANNYLOVER
>>127174371They're absolutely killer live.
Riley Pinkerton is a stinky whore and her band's music is boring dogshit
>>127174468Yeah Transvestites are always fun to watch live. Freakshows are good times.
Dave
(x) Chuck
(x) Ozzy
Varg
Locked Up coming out with their next hit "Chastity Caged" featuring a vocalist with even less testosterone, who survives purely on oestrogen injections.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSmg-k7_Stw
>>127174362>slayer>extreme metal
Vothana - Do thรกi lร bแบฅt hanh cแปงa chรบng tรดi
>>127174537for a while in the 80s slayer, along with their live shows, were the heaviest thing in metal
>>127174558This is an English-speaking board, sorry
>>127174558And a ching chong nip nong to you
Topped Caboose is currently striving to become the first fully transgendered band who are also transgenred by never being metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duyhQ8a2SO4
>>127174462Cocked Lucy, 'nother fluffer
>>127174537haunting the chapel-hell awaits era slayer, absolutely
>>127174604>transgenredlol
Someone have a shred chart
>>127174537Yes. Also Celtic Frost/Hellhammer
>>127174582>>127174624Too bad Gayer had only released Show No Mercy by 1983, which a year later was completely and utterly blown to bits by Bathory S/T and Chuck's demo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jeqyN0Ma90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO-vFpSyS6E
>>127174709>@littlepunkpeopleLOL
Chuck invented Death metal and dying of AIDs.
Snorre invented Black metal and ubering murderers
Gayer invented making the same riff as an entire career
>>127174709this kid was a poser
>>127174760Know how I rate Slayer's discog?
000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000
>>127174772True, us real Gayer fans are pic related.
>>127174778still better than Megadave
>>127174709Bathory's early albums were muddy dogshit and not to mention a studio band (which is embarrassing given how awful the first 2 sound). They didn't start getting good until Blood Fire Death. Slayer were far tighter than them.
>>127174807Actually I rate Megadeth
10-11-12 5-6-7 7-6-5 5-4-3 5-3-0
Timberly invented low fi metal beats to chill and relax to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekYvD5UNlCc
>>127174828>Bathory>muddyGayerfag IQ strikes again.
>>127174831>le tabs maymayHanneman still puts Dave on a stretcherrr
>>127174859He puts everyone in a stretcher since we fall into a coma listening to yet another 0-0-0-0-0-0 riff.
>>127174760What did Jute Gyte invent?
>>127174859No, Hanneman put himself in a coffin
>>127174828>>127174709>>127174778>>127174807>>127174831I find the music of Slayer, Bathory, Megadeth, and Death all very enjoyable
>>127174894>I find the music of Slayer, Bathory, Megadeth, and Death all very enjoyable
>>127174883Unironically polyphonic serialist metal. IDM percussion in metal (pretty sure no one else has this).
>>127174883Modern eugenics
>>127174883The final form of buck breaking through financing POC transitioning.
>makes metal relevant in 2025
>>127175001>this is what passes for "metal" in current yearYou know what, good. Let the normies believe metal ain't dangerous no more and our hobby can remain unmolested and free from tourist scum.
>>127175051>Let the normies believe metal ain't dangerous no morei cringed
>normies
Only normalfaggots say "normies".
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>>127175001i see (you) and i raise (you)
>>127175001>sleep tabletnot metal
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for me its the big three
>>127175181For me it' sthe big pee when you drank a ton of water then fell asleep an dwoke up a fwe hours later
>>127175193do you actually enjoy posting dumb stuff like this?
metalcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3U6VmQal00
Why do metalheads become fans of teenage girl music when they get older?
>>127174000Blatantly idiotic post.
>>127175326Thank you cliquespammer.
>>127175181Metallica's 2nd worst, 4th worst, and 3rd worst albums, respectively.
>>127173084https://youtu.be/8Pu6I_7lrk8
>>127174898I like how you spend time making these little OCs that make sense to literally no one except the 5 other people here. Making these little doodles of your own little world, it's so childlike it becomes cute and endearing
>>127173509Melechesh (gentiles) hate israel, so moved to Europe.
>>127173076 (OP)I NEED SAUCE ON THIS GRILL
>>127175896Why are you replying to yourself, lass?
>>127175936>he doesn't know
>>127175936She's the lead singer of heavy metal band Castle Rat.
Riley Pinkerton has puffy nipples.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>127175722we pinch hectors chubby little cheeks here
>>127174528update: varg has passed away from aids related anal trauma
>>127175051Makes some sense. Hopefully it's a tourist magnet and not a tourist gateway.
>>127175112lol that's a new one to me.
>>127175001I'm fairly generous with what I consider metal but I don't see any way in which these retards could be called metal
british vocalists turn me off
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>>127173084GAZE INTO THE CRYSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>127176462Correct.
>>127176468True and confirmed.
>>127176500>le heckin EPICUS DOOMICUS METALLICUS
>>127176509>t. faggoticus
I didn't know varg was a basedjak poster
>>127175931This one rips.
Where can I meet metal heads in my local community to make music? I live in a medium sized city
>>127173134i heard these literal whos too, they are ok
>>127174008t. fucking ice
>>127176688Their new album from this year is leagues better than their previous one.
>>127176678At shows. Or do what I did and add random cool-looking locals on FB/Insta.
>>127176678>where can I meet metal heads>medium sized cityIf its a medium sized city there are probably music venues, correct? And these venues probably host metal bands from time to time? Go to a show. There are sometimes metal heads at metal shows.
>>127176786>There are sometimes metal heads at metal shows.All posers. Trve metalscholars have forgotten the sun.
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basically death metal
>>127176778All the somewhat cool, non normie local people in my area from what I've seen on FB/Insta are literal faggots and if I said anything remotely offensive, even as a joke, I'd be a social reject
>>127176786The only real metal act I've ever seen come through here is Korn and I really don't want meth addict bandmates. I went to a local show for a shoegaze band (LSD and the search for god) and the guys next to me were definitely a couple years younger than me but were talking about their band(s). How do I introduce myself and ask if they'd like to play together sometime?
>>127176877black metal is a subgenre of death metal.
KINGSLAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>127176922other way round
>>127176942on opposite day, sure.
Death Metal is a subgenre of Thrash
Black Metal is a subgenre of Hardcore Punk
>>127176954Extreme metal is the child of NWOBHM and hardcore. That includes thrash, black, and death. In that order.
Death metal and black metal are polar opposites.
>>127176965That's fucking stupid. They're brother and sister.
>>127177007>blackened death metalwhat did these sibling mean by this?
>>127177032>these siblingFuck, send me to India. *siblings
What's the diff between blackened death metal, black/death metal, bestial black metal, and war metal?
>>127177032good morning sir
>>127177048>>127177048>blackened death metal, black/death metalno difference
>bestial black metal, and war metal?not really genres
>>127176964true, but Black Metal crosses back more into Hardcore Punk
Black Metal is like Thrash Metal + even more Hardcore Punk influence (as Thrash Metal was already NWOBHM + Hardcore Punk)
Death Metal is like, Thrash + 1st Wave Black metal specifically, like it doesn't have much in common with 2nd wave Black Metal, but first wave was an inspiration for some of it particularly Venom.
Slayer, Kreator, Possessed, Venom and I think Celtic Frost, that's what inspired OSDM.
>>127177073What about Fallen Angel of Doom? That's quintessentially war metal.
>>127177084It's black/death (death metal played by a black guy)
>>127177048blackened death metal is death metal with a little or a lot of black metal influence, but still death metal
black/death metal is where the two intersect, or is an even split
bestial black metal is a synonym for war metal, which is a style of black/death (if you want to be extra autistic, bestial black is ACKSHULLY the more BM leaning side of war metal)
>>127177080>WE WUZ METAL AND SHITit's always nu-post-sรถylattecore gigafaggots claiming this
>>127177109incoherent post
War metal is just black metal played with a retarded amount of blast beats and palm muting, and with a bit of grind thrown in there too. Think of all the fucked up, unorthodox sounds war metal guitarists make with their guitars, like all the string scraping for example. That's what really makes war metal.
>>127177134Plebs reading basic metalhead conversation act like they witnessed a cosmic horror.
MY MOTHER WAS A WITCH
SHE WAS BURNED ALIVE
THANKLESS LITTLE BITCH
FOR THE TEARS I CRIED
>>127173084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOySqtIv9-8
>Dave alters Mechanix by playing it faster and angrier
>James and Lars alter Mechanix by adding a bridge with monotonous pedal-point followed by Sweet Home Alabama riffing
The Four Horsemen is better... why?
>>127177204Oh fuck I forgot about this band, this album fucks.
>>127177239WHO? IS THIS ONE OF THOSE L-O-L COWS YOU GOSSIP GIRLS KEEP TALKIN' ABOUT?
>>127177292my good friend Linus, we listen to metal together
>>127177207Four horsemen is better because mechanix is plain bad, being faster or "angrier" doesn't make anything necessarily better and actually it often is the other way around, another common misconception that people have is that Megadeth is faster than Metallica, have they listened to Disposable Heroes, Dyers eve, Trapped under ice, Fight fire with fire, Of wolf and man, etc? Being an edgy teenager song about having sex inside of garage is in what realm of existence heavier or cooler or anything than the horsemen of the apocalypse themselves coming to biblically cleanse humanity? I don't hate Megadeth, I love Dave's music actually, but it's so fucking ridiculous these edgy Megadeth fans constantly trying to diminish Metallica.
still listening to Black Sabbath
Ozzy didn't fucking die, come on guys.
>>127173243Listening to / Watching podcasts is more embarrassing than Kpop.
>>127177441>implying he hasn't been a hologram since the early 2000s
>>127177353I think I prefer The Four Horsemen actually (you're right that the lyrics are much cooler, James was also a much better vocalist), but I was thinking about the composition as I was listening and felt the need to put a metal sacred cow's feet to the fire, and bait just a little bit as a treat.
Similar to the Sweet Home Alabama moment on TFH, Phantom Lord also has a momentum-derailing moment in the MIDDLE OF THE SONG that presages other terrible decisions made on otherwise good songs like Master of Puppets.
>being faster or "angrier" doesn't make anything necessarily betterI understand your point, but ever-increasing speed and aggression was metal's trajectory for a decade plus. The band that can go further along this path and still have a good song gets some bonus points, for me.
>another common misconception that people have is that Megadeth is faster than MetallicaI just meant song-to-song.
>>127177805Then why did you post this soft rock bullshit?
>>127177811Because I hate you and want you to suffer.
>"I love heckin memorable riffs!!"
>posts riffless garbage
what did she mean by this?
>posts off-topic garbage
>"why is the general dead?"
>>127178594I never asked that
>>127173076 (OP)Gf looks like that, except fatter, uglier and croat
>>127173076 (OP)Gf looks like that except male
>>127174760>Chuck invented Death metalno: Possessed did, and Death admitted it
Death metal didn't get good until Morbid Angel.
>>127175722>that make sense to literally no one except the 5 other people heThats called culture, Ia55. "OC" that can be understood by the greater public is formless and globalized, the worldwide communications are why every country and peoples are slowly turning into one amorphous blob. There is nothing more boring than going to another alt chan and its simply 4cuck.org with a different skin. People should come here and be utterly confused as to what the fuck is being referenced or argued about, even the language and words should be utterly indecipherable, otherwise its only another plebbit/RYM/MA, another service site watered down and defanged for the newfaggot outsider.
>>127178906This, except Nocturnus.
>>127175722Well he has terminal main character syndrome so I doubt he cares or is able to understand how embarrassing his behaviour is.
>>127178935>Morbid Angel with keyboards
>>127178926any fresh dissodelights however?
>>127178938>Well he has terminal main character syndromeYeah and /shrdd1t/ has terminal background character syndrome.
LOVING EVERY LAUGH.
>>127178965who is this hispanic guy that gets posted all the time?
>forced memes that only make sense to a couple people: the thread
>>127178990Some guy he identifies with because he also has really bad acne
someone forgot to take their meds
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>>127178990>who is this hispanic guy that gets posted all the time?Ratthew Zazuetta
metal is not a rodent genre thoughbeit
Good morning, /metal/. What are you going to blast today?
>>127179019liturgy, knocked loose, jute gyte
Hector is a nerd with eyebrow dandruff
>>127179137That's what she said
>>127178990Matthew David Zazueta
>>127179183>Matthew David ZazuetaCorrect.
where is all the straight edge metal???
>>127178960Not really, its been bretty slow on the releases lately tbqh. Nor have I been searching older years, been on a grime and dance music kick lately instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ujgs8guAM
>>127178952You mean Morbid Angel with melody.
>>127179211I actually found a few bands I wanted to share with you but they are now lost in my backlog. I'll dig through it eventually.
>>127179203Burzum, Varg is straight edge
Hate niggers so much bros.
>>127178990>HispanicHe clearly is Asian
That's Tamatobi Itogaka, famous game dev. He used to work for Bandai Namco, where he led projects like Shinobi Legend and Unwell or Thriving
Cool guy, know for his exuberant persona and strict views about what an action game should be
>>127179222Keep me posted...