Footstool edition.

before >>127246099

at one point you just have to fuck off and die, people like Zack Wylde looks completely miserable

>>127250075
>Imagine calling your son "Hendrix Halen Michael Rhoads"

That's when he knows he's in trouble.

1st 4 never shittin/gg/ cum
#IntactBlackCherry

Is sweep picking hard to learn?

>>127250092
Could have just called him Jim.
I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

>>127250110
Depends on your needs. Straw brooms are better for out-of-doors applications. The plastic ones, with shorter whisksers, for discrete, indoor work. You merely pick the one best suited to the task.

played my first solo some days ago. i recorded it using a cheap audio interface.

https://voca.ro/1e0TtHyZqrHx

https://vocaroo.com/13vxT5UEL9l3

Neural Amp Modeler "YJM100" (that Yngwie amp) capture from ToneHunt sent to AmpliTube Marshall style cabs, on top of some neoclassical ballad track. Tone knobs disabled - single coils only, shred toanz test

>>127250137
I hate digital so much it's unreal

>>127250159
You must be fun at (shred) parties

>>127250159
you wouldn't have known it was digital if you weren't told so beforehand

>>127250159
you suck dicks

>>127250159
the kinda guy to spend $60,000 on an old analog tape mixer whatever production equipment

i bought an ancient behringer usb guitar, it sounds like shit, i'll need to buy an amp now or maybe one of those sound interfaces

>>127250180
if you're talking about this then throw it away.

>>127250137
Did you think speeding it up would make it sound better?

>>127250159

>>127250194
nope, it uses this cable.

>>127250178
>Wasting your money on a digital signal

If you don't travel around, kys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35JGLnQXmmc

>>127250208
Nah, it's not sped up

>>127250218
>travel
kek i play better than some homeless people and i dont even know all 30 chords from scotties AUG(tm)

>>127250210
well just throw it away anyways. these usb guitars really sucks and youtube fags will keep advertising them for some reason. aim for a cheap amp if you're only playing guitar for fun.

>>127250235
not sure if for fun means taking it lightly...
i wanna learn and play it well, maybe join a conservatorium eventually

>>127250249
Don't go analog route brother, you'll just end up getting your house full of useless gear that you can't get rid of that heats up your small room

DAW, Audio Interface (Scarlett) is good and free Amp sims like Neural Amp Modeler is all you really need. Maybe EQ pedal. Go minimalist, go digital. It's a learning curve to use DAWs, but you will sound better than these materialists and it is much more Fun and you will have endless options

>>127250258
x
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5
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0
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>>127250297
oops, didn't mean to reply to you

>buy 200 dollar guitar
>buy 200 dollars worth of luthier tools to fix it

>>127250058 (OP)
The most versatile guitar you could buy is something with a solid body and two humbuckers, no tremolo

>>127250368
TRVKE

>>127250368
Three single coils is better than two humbuckers.

>>127250368
absolutely not. humbuckers are good for rock/metal and that only. single coils get 95% of the way there for those genres (even further in some cases). the most versatile guitar has and always will be the Strat.

>>127250372
single coils are awful for metal

>>127250366
What you'll learn by doing your own tinkering: priceless.

>>127250380
split humbuckers do any single coil jobs just fine

>>127250194
totally fine, once you get the signal into your computer then its up to what plugins you're using as to whether it will sound good. what are you using at the moment?

every company offers trials of their stuff so feel free to try a few out
if you use a vst hosting program, try out the bluecat amps, they're free and sound great for the price.

pluginalliance also offer free amps if you sign up to their mailing list and then block the emails

>>127250382
>yeah but what about "insert literal who that uses them live only"

>>127250180
Are you listening to the raw signal? If it's going through a preamp and it's still shite you need something better.

>>127250382
>can only play metal
>most versatile

>>127250423
if it's going through a preamp into the interface then it's going to sound terrible, same as if you listen to that signal through anyothing other than a speaker cabinet. you need an IR if you aren't using a cabinet

>>127250437
Yeah I meant preamp+IR, all the ones I see nowadays have at least one IR built in.

>>127250368
Ibanez AZ with SSH seymour duncans is the most versatile guitar ever made. Also the best guitar ever made period. It's actually absurd how good they are, even the cheaper standard model is fantastic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Uw-57xCe4

>drummer keeps "forgetting" to pay for rehearsal space
>leaves in the middle of practice to buy some benzos in the parking lot
sucks ass that he's the only drummer available

>>127250475
>most versatile
>best guitar
>look inside
>it's an hss strat copy

>>127250455
ideally you're able to pick and choose IRs but the built in ones are probably half decent these days.
Just to confirm, example vocaroo. it goes (raw-preamp only- with IR)

https://voca.ro/1e3M2jNcseJS

>>127250475
>ugly strat ripoff being played by a balding weirdo
wow, very convincing

>>127250496
yes it's a stratocaster that doesn't sound like Fender's limpdick garbage because it has actual pickups instead of alnico trash from the 60s , also has a modern body/neck setup so you can actually play the thing. Incredible what the passing of time achieves!

>metaltard can't stop thinking about dicks

>>127250475
Eh, I have the AZ prestige from when I first started (wanted to be Timi Henson).

Its ergonomic, 24frets. Trem. Body cuts for comfort. Roasted maple neck.

Honestly, It sounds sad but I don't play it anymore. Gibson seems to be my go to now. Can't play anything else.

>>127250564
Have you participated in Bocchi threads on /a/ by any chance?

>>127250423
>>127250455
i've no idea of what a preamp is
i literally just plug it directly to my laptop via USB

I really need to sell my shitson, i don't even play it anymore.

>>127250159
stop larping as a boomer we know you ain't that old

>>127250564
you called?

>>127250366
Well if you actually learned those tools you can now fix every future $200 guitar

tone check

https://voca.ro/1b4qgkfFoSsU

>>127250475
God I hate "strat or tele except slightly different" guitars so much, either make copies or make something original

>>127250616
>this makes boomers piss and shit their pants

time to go to bed unc

>>127250642
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

anyone got a different pic of timmie that i can make into a shitty drawing? or other guitar peeps i guess i dont care

>>127250636
It's not "slightly different strat" it's a superior stratocaster that the ones that fender makes, it's not that hard to understand ese.

>>127250636
>>127250657 this guy gets it

>>127250599
and open what program? its gonna sound terrible straight outta the guitar, see>>127250504

>>127250657
Seymour Duncan pickups sound like shit

>>127250678
wut

Superior Player 1 enjoyer checking in.

I plug straight to the computer. No interfaces, no plugins, no apps

>>127250683
hey its rhett again, how you doing my guy?

>>127250599
Preamp either means the literal preamp that amplifies your signal and shapes it's tone, or a pedal/plugin "based on a the preamp of a famous amplifier". These are paired with IRs (basically a digital capture of an amp speaker) to make the guitar sound like a guitar. Without these it's gonna sound like sterile ass.

>>127250686
^ this guy is a keyboard

>>127250678
retarded boomer

>>127250686
then you wouldn't hear the guitar at all.....i'm starting to realize why you aren't getting the sound you want anon

>>127250683
Based amp based guitar.

>>127250686
Rock and roll baby!

>>127250705
too obvious cuh

>>127250675
i use neural amp modifier.
>>127250691
i see, so i need to look up that IR thing, thanks.

>>127250678
What does this even mean? Duncan's don’t have some uniform sound, they can be wildly different

>>127250715
go find some IRs for NAM and try some out

Made this in 25 minutes, is it worth working on.
https://vocaroo.com/1jHffFOErymT

What is it that these supply that Steinbergers didn't in the 80s? I think I read somewhere that Steins had adjustable bridges where you could quickly detune the entire instrument with one click. Pretty neat, but why did they fail, and why, now, the comeback?

Newfag, consider one of these + power supply. What I like is that it works right out the box, and then you can experiment with plugins/ir loading/vsts when you’re ready. You also don’t have to be tied to your laptop every time you wanna play.
Just don't fall for the pedal meme and buy more than you need.

>>127250748
steinbergers don't have a great body shape for playing while sitting down which most people who buy these headless do, plus their electronics are a lot more elaborated than steins which are really old designs

em7. Dadd4/f#
TV times over
G. Dadd4/f#
Father's order
em7 dadd4/f#
TV times over

>>127250208
how about we slow it back down then

https://voca.ro/1cuCN1OvVDeT

now think is it sounds better slow?

>>127250748
Too small, cramped controls and doesn’t look like a guitar that people have come to known.

>>127250744
reminds me of lennon claypool delerium

cool concept but good lord your master bus is clipping like crazy, throw a limiter on the master before you bounce next time. otherwise pretty neat

>>127250748
>1980's
anon its almost 50 years later. only gibson fanboys keep buying the same old junk for that long

*boomer bends furiously*

I do all of my own setups and tech work and all that stuff, I can do basically anything but repairs and refinishes, how feasible is it to do it locally for money? I live in a small town without anybody who does any guitar work and the nearest who does is one guy about an hour away or another about an hour and a half away in the opposite direction. It’d just be something making money on the side, I wouldn’t be quitting my job or expecting a career out of it or anything, just something to make some extra cash. Do you think something like that is even worthwhile?

>>127250816
i'll look up what a limiter is, thanks.

>>127250844
idk, how long can you dodge the IRS?

>>127250844
You could go help that guy about an hour away. Easy way to get reputation + networking + side cash.

>>127250834
like this?

https://voca.ro/11COfJeQAq1J

>>127250898
kek

>>127250844
the easier way would be buying cheap guitars that you could fix with little extra cost and selling em once they work again

>>127250907
>reselling chink shit
good luck with that lol

>>127250919
if broken thing cost 50 doolar but working thing cost 150 doolar then gronk can make doolars

>Yes I have an ultimate guitar lifetime account, how could you tell?

>>127250861
You need to worry about the PRS first.

god why is it so hard to find stuff that tells you how to build an (solid state)amp head

>>127250223
Yes it is.
>>127250801
It still sounds like wank, but at least the vibrato doesn't sound fake and gay anymore.

>>127250961
i can tell cause you keep getting the rhythm of the riffs wrong

>>127251042
Carlos Santander is overrated

>>127250919
Firefly with UPGRADES, no lowballs I know what I got

>>127251072
that's Tony Ioni you absolute strudel

>>127251042
kek
do Yngwie

>>127251086
gimme a good, striking image of him. do you want it retardified??

josh homme for reference on the retardification

>>127251041
>Yes it is.

No, it's absolutely not "sped" up

I recorded another jam right after it on top of some 80s rock shred YouTube track and it has several runs with the same speed as that vocaroo:

https://vocaroo.com/178uds3aM5F6

You think I would manually speed up the fast parts and and then play normally the rest? These are recorded live on the fly, no mixing or anything. Just press YouTube on, Reaper playback and open Audacity "Record"

>>127251083
You need to educate yourself. Tony Ionni wasn't even Mexican.

>>127250735
>>127250767
Thanks for the help.

>>127251089

>>127251097
>>127251041
I've posted in these generals for years I think even faster vocaroos. Here is BOSS MZ-2 demonstration

The quickest I've clocked Michael Angelo Batio's picking is about 16.5 ish notes per second in recorded songs, this effect happens when you pick the string around and over 20 times a second or more. A sonic boom is a sound associated with shock waves created when an object travels through the air faster than the speed of sound, this is a similar demonstration, this is also true in the realm of guitar playing speed picking

https://vocaroo.com/1kxM8Bel3QwG

The feedback effect can be heard at around 1:22 first time, but I could not get past 16.5 on a first try, however at 1:53 mark the "speed of light" feedback was achieved properly and picking speed was probably more than 20 times per second. This is the closest thing human shredders can achieve in terms of emulating sonic boom and other extremely powerful physics phenomena when extreme amounts of sound energy are created either through explosions or extremely powerful engines breaking the sound barrier.

This is not some sped up nonsense - this is straight up Physics that MAB termed PPS (Potential Picking Speed). Shredding is closest thing to Rocket Science in the realm of instruments and guitar theory

^ this guy ate tide pods

>>127251211
ayup

>>127251097
just because you're retarded, doesn't mean everyone else is.
It's obvious to anyone that knows guitar that this: https://vocaroo.com/13vxT5UEL9l3
Is sped up. The slurs and vibrato are unnatural - not just a little bit, it's very obvious.
The normal speed would sound better, I promise. I get you want to sound like Yngwie, but it takes time.
Are you from south America btw?

>>127251211
Just don't swallow the wrapper, you can't choke on it then.

>>127251222

look here, if you don't believe me i'll prove it to you

here's some licks i just recorded for you. no backing tracks, no tricks, just raw, unfiltered rock through my guitar and into my rig

I'd like to see you do better
https://voca.ro/18c5fGRs9bY2

>>127251230
post a video

>>127251187
working on it

>>127251207
Sounds fucking horrendous, but at least this one's not sped up.

>>127251222
See >>127251207

I've posted multiple vocas here throughout the years that are even faster than that supposedly "sped up" vocaroo

Here is DOD Studio Bifet 410 into Marshall Plexi NAM modeler for some single coil shred tones

https://vocaroo.com/1l5rKzhufRI2

>>127251230
See? It's not hard to do it the honest way right? This sounds great.

>>127251261
You never answered my question. Where are you from? I'd guess Brazil.

>>127251285
First World.

>>127251207
>picking speed was probably more than 20 times per second.
im dicking you are mom down 20 times per second

>>127251187

>>127251296

>>127251296
I got something to say
I raped your mother today

>>127251349
pfft....doesn't matter much to me

>>127251294
Come on, stud. Which nation of retards are you from? Your lack of tone, taste, and execution scream brown person.
The fact you think everyone is as clueless as you means you live around other morons. Today is your awakening - an intervention! From this day forth you'll have some dignity, just confess.

mb, hair wasn't long enough

>>127251374
his pecs were never that defined

Here are some others that may be better suited.

every two to three years I develop a condition where I see all les pauls (including my own one) as "the peanut guitar"
now I laugh at my peanut guitar and can't take myself seriously
it usually goes away after a couple months but I have to gravitate to my superstrat to keep my ego from cratering
any ideas on how I can remedy this?

>>127251575

>>127251374
you're missing his signature neckbeard that he uses to hide his weak jaw/neck transition

>>127251261
like I said, I've posted many vocas here before but you win. here's my guitar, straight into the DAW, no effects, no plugins, just the D.I signal.

if you can't hear that i'm playing this at full speed then there is no hope for you

https://voca.ro/12OO5jjHaKYZ

>>127251606
ooh i like this one. on it

>>127251606
for me it's the guyliner, rolex, piggie fingers and hair damage from too many dyejobs and hair straightener abuse

good morning, sluts.
what are you playing today?

dude actually poster fender garbage luhmao

>>127251606
he's looking good for his age

>>127251647
that's not his real hair. they're extensions

>>127251896
the stuff on the top of his head is absolutely his real hair. I can believe that the longer hair is extensions though.

Something happened man.
I wanted to try some 7th chords (is that the same as add7?) to test and practice my understanding of scales and chords.
So I played:
Cmaj7 (C, G, B, E)
Fmaj7 (F, C, E, A)
Emin7 (E, B, D, G)
G7 (G, D, F, B)

I crossed past the octave to "SoLo' and when I pressed the A note somrthing interesting happened. The A note went with all the chords I played. Then I figured if I played a mixture of A lydian and A minor pentatonic, the solo sounded as if it belonged there.

Can anybody explain this to me?

>>127251744
lol checked, did you draw this

WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR QUALITY CONTROL AT EPIPHONE??????
I bought an Epiphone SG and the EBG strings were fucking wrapped around the tuning pegs the wrong way round. Fucking geniuses.
Anyone else had anything like this happen?

>>127252399
prease understand

>>127251096
This is impressively good. Love Josh though, bless his stimulant damaged heart.

>>127252399
Chinga ringa dingre ringre ring ding dong. Chinky China lady wing stwing wong way

>>127252451
the shreds are worth it

Practically speaking it shouldn't really matter though. Maybe put some tension on the neck but not enough to damage it I'd think. Id still restring any new guitar.

>>127251604
Digital is truly awful dont know how you fags do it

>guitar at tech
>instant shits from truck stop cheeseburger
I'm out of commission bros. Play me a funeral dirge.

>>127252399
I was gifted an epiphone that I never play that has a crooked neck, 3 popped frets, and a finish that looks like it was applied by a fucking retard.

ask /gg/ about their guitar and they'll post a google image. ask /gg/ about their practice and they remain silent

>>127252325
there's only 12 notes and at any given time over half of them are in any given key

>>127252712
I've been playing for decades and I haven't practiced for longer than a minute. And any rock guitarist who says they have is full of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM6sRfYWcUA

Empty house today. Played for two hours.

>>127252325
>is that the same as add7?
you never really call a chord "add7". "add" denotes an atypical chord extension (i.e. one not derived from stacking thirds). major/minor/dominant 7ths are by far the most extensions in music, because a) they're just the next third after the 5th, and b) they perform clear functional work as well as providing colour.

>The A note went with all the chords I played.

Yeah, it's called a pedal point. It's a pretty standard technique. It's useful for modal mixture in parallel keys, like your lydian/minor pent example.

https://voca.ro/14fH35keVMVU

went kind of insane over someone I hooked up with and wrote a little acoustic thing in 11/8+12/8 the morning after

>>127252836
Arigato sensei. You rock.

But why did the A work in my example?

>>127252750
nice

>>127252879
because it's a note in the major scale or pentatonic in all those chords. C (6th) F (3rd) E (4th) G (2nd)

>>127252929
It was long overdue saving this reaction gif

Ain't music a bitch?

>>127252879
>Cmaj7 (C, G, B, E)
A is the 6th.
>Fmaj7 (F, C, E, A)
A is the major 3rd.
>Emin7 (E, B, D, G)
A is the 11th.
>G7 (G, D, F, B)
A is the 9th.

A works easily here because the note fits naturally, in different ways, with all four chords. But you can use pedal points for dissonance as well; basically anything can "work" if done right. This anon uses unresolved, non-diatonic tensions throughout an entire song >>127252852 and it works fine because he commits to it.

>>127252676
https://vocaroo.com/1gMkBUpiLOIo

>still no video posted
Where is he, bros? Is everything OK?

>>127253268
he farted and blew his back out. he'll be back soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ER3ri0vmWk

What's the name of the old grey haired boomer who constantly makes videos complaining about how shitty music is now?

is Phillip McKnight the beat guitar tuber?

>>127253501
Rick Beato

its crazy how shit this guitar is, yet mcknight praises it
https://youtu.be/GrFcoBdrPOU

great thread btw (by the way)

>>127253537
Rick Beato has a horse cock

>>127253213
Thanks man. Pretty metal.

>>127253766
Is he a meme here or what? Why do you guys talk about him?
He doesn't seem like a particularly bad guy. Just not interesting. More interesting than 5 watt boomer.

Living next to Sweetwater would be cool.

>>127253845
hes really informative

>>127253845
because he's based

>>127253857
Mcknight is from arizona. Get it right chud.

I thought it was just a Gibson problem

>>127253908
I didn't say he did. He just reminded me of that they actually have a huge store too. Indiana seems like it'd be OK, as long as you're not in one of the rust belt meth towns.

>>127253909
it's actually a dipshit problem

>>127253909
Looks like one of their acoustics? They barely have anything to do those. It's literally shovelware. They outsource a bunch of basic junk to China.
They have some design blueprints, but it's usually not that involved. Only if it's USA or Mexico. And the only acoustics they make in Mexico and US now are those acoustasonic things. They used to have a primo Custom Shop, which was just the Guild guys. But they sold off Guild.

Does anyone have a favorite song to play front to back?

>>127253968
holy cope

>>127253766
is that and epiphone sl? I have one of those broken. The pickups are finda cool and teh neck is comfy but it's light like balsawood.

>>127254130
What cope? Just giving the facts. I love Fender, but you should stay away from their "Classic Design" acoustic models especially. They're just generic guitars outsourced to a slave farm and have a Fender logo.

>look i know it says fender on the headstock but they can't carry any responsibility for how shitty the instrument is
>please don't say bad things about fender please

>>127251604
What picking technique are you using? Sounds clean af.

>>127254198
>look im poor and i play squire and i cope by greentexting

>>127254221
same company. logic doesn't really follow

>>127254198
I didn't say a thing about what you should or shouldn't say. I'm just adding my 2c. And I'm outright telling you to avoid stuff. I just spelled out to why it's garbage. And you can't help be a bitch and put words in my mouth.
All of these companies outsource to the SAME TWO COMPANIES.

>>127252852
i hate the fact that this is actually a far better-written song than anyone else on /gg/ is ever going to come out with, because it's extremely gay

Thomann (Harley Benton), Fender, Epi, any smaller dealer with shit from China (Rob Chapman) it's all almost from Cortek.

>>127254245
then call it a piece of shit instead of deflecting you disingenous faggot

>>127254245
Wrong

>>127254266
You're the only one acting like a faggot. Or a schizo. Either/or. You created some biography of me, my motives, and some conspiracy out of one post i typed while I was shitting.

>>127254280
maybe read a book so you can accurately articulate your meager thoughts so you won't confuse intelligent people in the future

>>127254274
I know of Zhengan and Cortek (Cortek is technically South Korean, but they produce all of their trash in China and Indonesia). Other companies use them to outsource on their cheaper models. Some companies were wise enough to buy up their own factories. Like PRS SE's are made in a PRS factory in India.
You can do this yourself if you have a little capital. That's what Chapman did... but tried to larp like they were primo.

whats with all people fellating chibsons?

>>127254293
Go fuck yourself, retard. lol. You're just making a big deal out of nothing at this point. It's not even a big mystery that the vast amount of this garbage comes from these places.

>>127254309
the good thing about china is they can't be prosecuted for patent theft so they build the same guitar as a martin/gibson for 60% the price, arguably with better wood and appointments. they've even copied taylors now too

>>127254312
Because consoomers (bargain hunters) are just as the bad as the kikes on the top who enable all of this cheap garbage and ruin domestic manfuacturing in the West. They all need to be lined up and shot.

>>127254322
grow up and take your dressing down, kid otherwise you'll never get better at anything

>>127254344
it doesnt make sense because for the same price these days you can get better Chinese made guitars from actual brands

Holy fuck no one cares. All of you play some music.

>everyone in the room knows your wrong
>instead of becoming a man, have a meltie
lol zoomers are cooked

>>127253827
Heh :)

tone is stored in the amp simple as

great thread btw

Tone in electric guitars is fake and gay. Supreme tone can only be achieved in an acoustic.

>>127251677
Me Crustwood

>>127252633
His drunken pirate licks have more originality than anything else in mainstream rock post 1980. Van Leeuwen is up there with him too. For as appreciated as QOTSA are, as a guitar duo they’re still underrated.

>>127254781
>tone on a sound system is fake and gay. Supreme tone can only be achieved from birdsong

>>127254820
based

>>127254785
you gonna shoot your guitar?

>>127255001
nta but thats how i will relic my next guitar, shoot a couple of holes in it

>>127255009
then you can say you got shot at a venue

>>127255009
Tone holes

>>127253972
Lmao nobody here actually plays their guitars, hence no responses

do girls like pink guitars?

>>127250058 (OP)
is there a definitive tab guide somewhere for mbv songs? when you go on youtube and look up tabs everybody's is different

>>127255040
a pink guitar is manly as fuck

>>127255028
I only play parts of songs

>>127255028
/gg/ can't even answer fundamental questions. it's hopelessly over

>>127255072
same

Y'all just keep that same energy

so apparently youre supposed to clean your guitar after every time you play it.
why does not a SINGLE FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO ON GUITAR MAINTENANCE TELL YOU THAT?

>>127255189
bro you are gonna flip your lid when you find out 90% of fretboard wear is just people's nasty cum shit hand gunk build up

guitars are like women
for every great guitar, there is someone sick of playing it

>>127255258
I want a woman

>>127255258
guitars are like a tight boypussy
i love fucking them

>>127255317
is that chris chan?

>>127255324
need a guitar twink...

>>127255324
Seek help.

>>127255328
Yes

>>127255340
based
>>127255342
for what?

>>127255351
damn he really fucks with that rock boomer look

>>127255189
A pack of microfiber cloths is like $4. Get a pack of those and if you like to keep your pickups/pickguard dust free, get a can of duster or use an air compressor if you have one. Any time I change strings which is about once a year per guitar, I use it as an opportunity to deep clean that guitar.

>>127253972
wonderwall (unironically)
fun as fuck to play, easy, never gets old

>>127255216
thats called tonedust, thank you very much

>>127255801

>>127255065
47 pedals and 000000 (any tuning)

>>127255040
the only people who usually play them are ironic nerds and objectively hot guys in boybands who can't play and don't need to. it won't get you a girl either way.

>>127255189
how hard is it is to wipe your fucking strings lol

>>127255748
once a year jfc

>be taking lessons from bluegrass professional
>was anchoring heel of palm on bridge, told not to because it muted the soundboard
>switch to anchoring pinky for a week, it just doesn't click
>get frustrated and just start playing angrily with no anchor at all
>it just works
a win is a win baby

>>127256197
gg bro. (anchoring your palm on the bridge of an acoustic was dumb as hell even for a beginner though)

>>127256296
that's true. it was more for the bottom string and then i moved to anchoring the flesh of my thumb area on the strings as i moved down. it felt natural and muted the strings well; i experimented with placing it where it affected the sound the least but still. glad floating is working for me at the moment

>>127252343
its what i do

I'm still a beginner but I've started to branch off from Justin Guitar even though I haven't watched much of him, is this okay?

>>127254213
alternate picking, thats why you can clearly hear the onset of each note. thanks anon

>>127251604
Fuck that sounds good, how long until I can do this

>>127250123
:(

>>127256573
how could you leave so soon anon
I'll miss you....

>>127256089
New string sound sucks, I don’t use a pick 95% of the time so I rarely if ever break strings. After about a year it’s diminishing returns but anything after a few days of rigorous playing up to a year is the sweet spot.

>>127256622
I'm going back to it of course since it's structured, but I'm learning other stuff besides that

idk how anyone can play with longnails

>>127256573
I've jumped ahead to barre chords and power chords but I'm only on grade 2 of Justin

is it a bad technique to strum in a circular pattern on one string in order to strum quickly? i find it easier than just strumming up and down

>be me
>haven't bothered to open 4tranny in weeks
>decide to drop in to see what the shut-in's in /gg/ee /gg/ee wasted their Saturday doin/gg/
>scroll down
>the thread is almost entirely bot spam

L M F A O
M
F
A
O

ONLY DEATH IS REAL

>>127256850
>Saturday

love my guitars

>>127256850
where is he from anons?

>>127253972
The Lung by Dino Jr is just so damn fun to play

>>127256910
calling it, eastern russia

>>127256850
fuck off if it wasn't for the bots no one would talk to me. i'll take fake replies over nothing, no one cares if i'm alive

have you taken the MIG-pill yet anons?

>>127256850
we have a vibrant community here, death. please leave us and take yngwie with you, see >>127251744
he's not long for this world anyway

first for high-fidelity toan

>>127256943
>/gg/ circa 2025 (colorized)

>>127256956
> red shill
What is this dudes malfunction

>>127257044
it's in the name......and the nose i guess

>>127256989
> when the mixing engineer tells you to turn up the rape

>>127257064

>>127257044
>>127257053
>>127257064
>1 min apart
Grim
>>127256850
Our samefag isn't automated fren, just lonely and deranged

>>127257084
>1 min apart
> Grim
Kek only 2/3 of those is me. The third is coincidence. Can you guess which?

>>127257084
>...you really think someone would do that? just sit on the internet and talk to himself all day?

>>127257122
bro has built in reverb chorus and delay

it's a sobering realization learning you've been holding the pick wrong

>...

>>127257084
blud is FUMING

all i had to do was roll my index finger so that the side of it, not the face of it, was pressed against the pick and all of a sudden i gain so much control

Getting back into playing, learned major and minor chords, some scales, palm muting as a kid. People recommend the JustinGuitar courses but I find him very dry. Are there any alternatives you guys would recommend?

got some pedals coming in the mail. can i plug overdrive and delay inline into an audio interface?

>>127256956
I’m lost as to what you’re getting at?

>>127257547
haha wow that's crazy! so will that be cash or card?

My fav Rhett video was the "Don't Do This" one with the tech saying not to wrap/tie the string on to the post because it's slow to remove them and he could make more money if his customers didn't do it.

>>127256901
Only the JM is a complete offset sorry
Yeah I'm the guitar police

>>127257626
fuck you leatherman

>ctrl+f “stang”
>zero results
/gg/ is healing

Play me a riff

>>127254254
>a faggot talking into a mic with shitty guitar
What? This is extremely on par with every /gg/ voca I've ever opened.

Tag me in boss I'll take it from here.

>>127257740
Go get em champ

>>127250137
Doesn't sound like Yngwie at all the end is completely wrong

>>127251604
What I don't get is why you are trying to impress 2 schizos and a retard with obvious fake playing. It just doesn't add up.

>>127257795
nvm read the rest of the thread, I know who this is and exactly why now. Gross.

>>127257795
i assume that was rhetorical. we know why

Never trust a man who doesn't own a hat, pocketknife, and watch.

why is is that when i clean the fretboard of my brand new guitar with a damp cloth I'm getting some black substance on my cloth?

>>127257846
can't trust me then cause i own none of those

>>127257849
Fretboard dye.

A little tip, if your strings are dirty but not quite ready for a change, grab an old receipt, fold the glossy side inward and trap the string in the fold, rub up and down, it will shine your string like new.

>>127257849
unfinished rosewood has pores that absorb shit and leech it back out

>>127257888
so you're telling me my dark fretboard isn't actually dark and i'm just rubbing off the dye and it'll look gay and retarded?

>>127257909
yeah, shoulda got a maple board big dawg

>>127257900
You're not even supposed to touch receipts because they're laden with BPA.

it happened a/gg/ain bros...

>>127257924
maple is gay and retarded

>>127257906
it's unfinished purpleheart

>be me
>summer job at Guitar Center
>mostly just restring beginner acoustics and stop kids from playing “Smoke on the Water” on the amps
>Friday, around 2:30pm
>quiet
>too quiet
>that’s when I smell it
>grease
>beef
>a whisper of shame and something darker
>he’s here
>5'11 of delusional density
>shoulders like a busted fridge
>long hair like Poseidon after a breakup
>he swings open the door like it personally wronged him
>carrying an Epiphone SG in one hand, Whopper in the other
>"She’s got bite today, boys,” he says to nobody
>leaves a grease print on the door glass
>approaches the amp wall like it's a confessional booth
>plugs into the biggest Line 6 we have
>sets everything to max including “INSANE” channel
>reverb: biblical
>feedback: immediate
>starts strumming “Bye Bye Bye”
>but it sounds like it was played from memory underwater during an earthquake
>adds loop pedal, makes it worse
>somehow every loop is in a different key
>guy from drum section walks in, freezes
>backs out slowly like he saw a bear
>he adjusts his sunglasses (indoors) and mutters
>“This one’s for my old karate teacher… I forgive you.”
>loop goes on
>he solos over it
>every note bends like a rusty trampoline
>and then it happens
>his expression shifts
>the look of a man who just remembered the milk expired in 2006
>he tenses
>a single bead of sweat rolls down his cheek
>he whispers:
>“No… not again…”
>tries to pivot toward the bathroom
>but it’s too late
>it’s always too late
>a sound like stepping on a wet sponge in a flip-flop echoes through the acoustic room
>the SG, begins to weep
>he power-walks to the exit
>trailing shame, reverb, and a faint squish
>passes the manager and just says
>“Tone waits for no man.”
>door closes
>silent
>I go into the electric room
>find three guitars laid down like crime scene victims
>one has a small, sad smear on the pickguard
>manager stares out the door, whispering to himself
>“Why is it always Fridays…”

>>127257983
nice

>>127257835

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>>127255748
Once a year is pretty fucking savage. Think of how much sweat, oil, dead skin, rust, and cum remnants have built up on those strings in a year.

>>127257900
Good way to get cancer

>>127257930
Fuck. Nobody has told me.