>be you
>shut-in loser
>no life
>no friends
>no family
>when you die not a sin/gg/le person on the entire face of the planet will notice, you'll be lucky if the smell of your decomposin/gg/ corpse even catches anyone's attention
>no talent
>you once had dreams of bein/gg/ a musician
>after years of failure you finally realized you were never /gg/oin/gg/ to be one
>EVER (100% lol cow mode unlocked)
>now you spend your days replyin/gg/ to bot spam in an empty /gg/eneral on a lon/gg/ dead pedophile cartoon website literally run by de/gg/enerate trannys (source: nearly every doxx posted on kiwi farms after the sharty hack last april... includin/gg/ vomit inducin/gg/ photo/gg/raphic evidence)
now for the best part of all:
>this is it
>this is all you have
>this is all you'll ever have

TRULY A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH

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>be me
>haven't bothered to open 4tranny in weeks
>decide to drop in to see what the shut-in's in /gg/ee /gg/ee wasted their Saturday doin/gg/
>scroll down
>the thread is almost entirely bot spam

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>the trannys in tel aviv who run 4chan were so incompetent that the site /gg/ot hacked by literal retards
>then the xir's set up Cloudflare™ so anybody runnin/gg/ an adblocker with their browser couldn't access captcha or even open the 4chan homepa/gg/e
>this resulted in the site hemorrha/gg/in/gg/ users for the last 2 months
>this classic ...ACK!brained decision resulted in the bi/gg/est drop in pa/gg/e views the history of the site
>now the pus drippin/gg/ crotch wounds finally bent the knee and let browsers with ad blocker extensions access captcha a/gg/ain
>4chan has exclusively been phone postin/gg/ NPCs replyin/gg/ to bots for the last 2 months

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