Thread 127251776

This Chow Mein Man

>>127251776 (OP)
A plumped-up fatty boy
Who never knew his weight
He says "bring onion rings"
He knows so much about these things

i ate the last of the famous international parfaits

I am the obese and the heir
Of an architect that’s going to make you healthy

>>127251776 (OP)
The boy with a dad bod on his side

England is mine
And it owes me eating

>>127251776 (OP)
Barbecue Begins At Home

I Started Something I Could Finish

>>127251776 (OP)
>take away food, tonight
>where there's milkshakes and cheese from animals that are alive
>pigging in my car
>I never ever want to go home
>because I haven't finished
>my scone

>>127251793
I would work out tonight
but I'd rather buy a meal to share
there's no seats left, at the restaurant
but someone this hungry won't care

>>127251776 (OP)
and if a double-decker sub
gets eaten by us
fattens up my sides
is such a heavenly meal tonight
and if a ten ton club
gets eaten by us
fattens up my sides
well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine

>>127251776 (OP)
i would go out tonight
but i have no clothes my size to wear
it's gruesome that pants so nice should tear

homosexuals are the most repulsive things in existence

>>127251776 (OP)
>no i've never had a jog because im too wiiiiiiide

>>127251793
Phat Battyman

Ohhh this night
has ended my diet
And I will never see my dick

I Won't Share My Fries

WILLIAM
WILLIAM IT WAS
REALLY YUMMY

WILLIAM
WILLIAM IT WAS
REALLY YUMMY
IT WAS YOUR PIEEEEEEEEEE

irish stew
full english heart
is i made of
there is no meal on earth
im afraid of

last night i dreamt that somebody fed me
no rolls no lard just another false alarm
last night i tasted real meals arouond me
no rolls no lard just another false alarm

so tell me how long before the pizzas done

some portions are bigger than others

>>127258350
Yes. You and your boyfriend are quite disgusting.

>>127251776 (OP)
a cloche, and a plate, and some lamb
and we will not be starved.
your gut may be full
but we can eat again

>>127259807
so hungry, hungry
so hungry, hungry, hun-gry

that yolk isn't runny anymore

>>127251776 (OP)
>>127251793
He may be big, but he's not flabby

>>127260219
>He may be big,
for you.

>>127260219
>flabby
imagine thinking that even matches the top 10 searches.

should we as humans be allowed to impregnate females after your prime?
>absolutely
they know.

I am hated for cumming, I am fated for cumming

Erogenous zone, a toy is in
A lick on the balls and then back again

I'll still throat a dong, for anyone

I am thine

Chewing slowly on a wet pear
Here on the bench where i used to eat pie
This is the diet plan
That they enforced upon me
Armageddon- come armageddon
Come armageddon, come!

Everyday there's no sundae
Everyday is like eating hay

Hide in the restaurant
Buy a sundae
"How I dearly wish I could stay here"
In the seaside shop
Where they forgot to look
For me, me, let me stay here

Everyday there's no sundae
Everyday is like eating hay

Trudging back to the dietitian
And a strange meal lands on your plate
And in your mouth
In your mouth
In your mouth

Everyday there's no sundae
Everyday is like eating hay

The boy with the fork in his pie
Behind the hatred there lies a murderous aptite
For lard

How can they cook with all that spice
And still they dare to serve me
How can they hear me lay loose turds
Still they don't relieve me?

And if they don't relieve my ass
Will they ever relieve me?
And if they don't relieve me now
Will they ever, they ever relieve me?

>>127258350
True because they reproduce by grooming raping little boys and turning them into homosexuals. It's proven that Morrissey has a history of doing exactly that.

>>127260493
You can't blame them. Young boys are cute as hell but they age like milk on a summer day. Twink death is an ugly thing to behold

>>127251776 (OP)
WOW he really let himself GO

>>127260550
I cannot relate because I am neither homosexual or a pedophile but then again they're one in in the same anyways.

>>127260237
Sorry what

>>127259550
Eat a dick, Moz.

AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER SNACK
COMES IN VEGAN WRAP
TO DINE AT LUNCHTIME
IS SUCH A HEAVENLY WAY TO DI(gest)

Anyone calling him fat has never been to America.

>>127260783
>anyone calling me a rapist has never been to india

>>127260783
>t. Morrissey

>>127251776 (OP)
Zionist piece of shit

>>127258350
Morrisey is not homosexual. He is asexual

Lets be honest, he is not even fat, he is just not on HGT or TRT like the rest. Id say its even a grandpa body on the small side.