Thread 127297573

record scratch edition
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Old: >>127288660

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

metal is just screaming idiots why do you losers listen to this shit

Sleigh Bells are metal desu.

Am I Imagining things, or is this extremely "solid" production for 1985 metal album?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0A94ouj7IM

Sounds more modern than it is?

>>127297573 (OP)
*record scratch*
Yep, that's me. I know it might be hard to accept. You're probably wondering how I got so restless and wild. Well, it all started when...

another thrilling edition of /metal/ coming in hot at .11 posts per minute

>>127297832
Probably a King Diamond song.

>>127297967
most of us have jobs and have sex

>>127297967
It slowed down because the redditor vanished after someone posted his deleted reddit account kek

>>127297832
He's doing the scream at the beginning of Angel of Death

>>127297832
The screams in this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlGw2RzQ6d8

>>127297832
It's catching a shotgun blast to the face from based Ozzy Osbourne.

blasterinos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GbfMWQFUtU&ab_channel=Baroness-Topic

Post your top ten dissodelights (to date no one has attempted this)

The Big Four of thrash metal are:
1)Slayer
2)Metallica
3)Megadeth
4)___________

>>127298391
Anthrax

Morbid Angel

Ángel morboso - Altares de la locura

>>127298391
Testament

I just roke up

>>127298391
Hanneman, King, Araya, Lombardo

>>127298391
Slayer
Metallica
Sepultura
Kreator

>>127297573 (OP)
BLASTING

>enter thread
>post zoomer heavy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4GkkpJepcM
>boomers in shambles

>>127298940
>open link
>listen to 5 seconds
>close
thanks zoomer

>>127298940
if that's the future of metal, then the genre deserves to die

>>127298940
>>127298965
>>127298983

Is it true you all listen to NSBM? Pic not related

Has columbine unofficial music video for The Chosen Few by Electric Wizard been completely scraped off the internet? I remember it was available on some niche video sharing sites even after it was removed from youtube
>inb4 electric wizard

>>127299005
i had sex with a girl when i was still a teenager so no i don't listen to NSBM

>>127299005
i had sex with hundreds of 10/10s so yes i do listen to NSBM

>>127299014
No, you’re the one that’s been scraped of all substance whatsoever. Please exit through the designated exit facilities.

>>127299044
I don’t believe you post proof

>>127299054
Nice

>>127298940
hate this mix lol

>>127299055
rude

>>127299005
Correct.

>>127297747
I just respect them because the dude used to play for Poison the Well. Not sure if he wrote anything, but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsFcq70XGLQ&ab_channel=SharpToneRecords

>>127299112
Please munt yourself, it’s the safest option to dispose of a walking abortion such as yourself.

>>127298940
How’s it heavy metal if the dude isn’t metal but a hipster? Hipster rock is not zoomer metal, also remove yourself.

>>127299222
nah

>>127299044
If I had sex with a teenager as an adult would that make me not a Nazi anymore?

>>127299319
https://youtu.be/I1zk-hXj6ms?si=JTb-JdlOfJoXTOvQ

>>127299351
No, once a kricken stache numane, always a faggot.

>>127299377
Erm…in English?

>>127298940
You could have at least posted something that was technically in the genre of metal, but you didnt even try. Weak fucking bait.

>>127299453
It means you are without genitalia, devoid of any sentiment and cannot milk a cow

>>127298391
Flotsam & Jetsam

>>127297832
Opening track to Kaevum's Kultur

>>127299676
100% lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo17EJxKZ60

Listening to NSBM again ツ

What does NSBM stand for?

>>127299739
Natural Onions Butt Medicine

>>127299720
Nappy Soiling Bowel Movement

>>127299739
National Socialist Black Metal

>>127299766
>Socialist
Any ideology associated basedcialism isn't metal. Kill yourself poseur

>>127299762
>>127299754
Shalom.

Finally some real music here. Power metal!!!!!! \\m//

>>127299801
troon on cover art
these arent pecs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBWrRuJ0a4g

Perfection. THIS is neoclassical metal, not that anus.com garbage. This is also perfection as far as metal/electric guitar music goes.

>>127299793
Low IQ post

>>127294852
Blasting this now

>>127299796
Hola João

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAM DOWNLOAD PIC RELATED PLEASE AND THANK YOU

>>127299827
this is an utter diaper disaster

>>127299864
Correct.

>>127299836
its trve. you are a bootlicker and should totally and unironically kill yourself. stalin, mao, pol pot, tojo, and shitler are not metal.

>>127299904
Right, killing millions of people isn't metal. Gotcha

>>127297573 (OP)
FAST TO GET JANNED
FOR CRITIQUES HE WON'T STAND
HE'S THE CLEANER
HE'LL GIVE YOU A BAN

>>127299904
true, we are not national socialists we are esoteric hitlerists

>>127299956
Ich bin il A DEUSCHE MAN!!!! Schweinehunt!!!!!!!

>>127299935
It isn’t bro jeez, hundreds of millions maybe, but millions? Get a job you government stooge

>>127299827
We HEIL Malmsteen here.

Post the best riff you know, I’ll start:

https://youtu.be/YmwgeY7ydDs?si=ENb_wNlEkV9Ch0HH

WTF is gay metal? Ozzy mentions in this clip: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QnRrh9XjUrA?feature=share

>>127300080
cruel force's cover mogs this so hard it's not even funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Qbm5vDJhA

>>127300107
Chuck Schuldiner

>>127300141
Qrd?

>>127300185
died of super AIDS

>>127298019
link?

>>127299014
>...a Chosen Few
hell yeah
>The Chosen Few
boooooring

>>127300080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z03ZRYh4GKY&pp=ygUYcmFpbmJvdyBnYXRlcyBvZiBiYWJ5bG9u

>>127300248
Chuck "Super AIDS" Schuldinger

>>127300308
*Chuck Schlongsucker

>>127300260
End of old thread

>>127300311
Chuck Sneedinger was Jewish yet his entire death was covered up. Coincidence?

>>127300324
Thanks for the obese and extremely lazy post

>>127300325
Suck Dickinger

How much wood would a Chuck sneed

Do I listen to 200 Stab Wounds' discog again today?

I reckon they covered it up because then their posthumous revenue from the Death discography would have dried up

>>127300347
He sources only the finest and thickest spruce trees, and estimates put his collection at about two square miles.

>>127300353
You don't need more than the first EP and album.

TRYING TO THINK
ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ARE STAAATIIIIIC
IMPOSING A THREAT
OUT OF CONTROL, YOU'RE FRAAANTIIIIC
WILL YOU CRACK UNDER PRESSURE?
WILL YOU CRACK UNDER PRESSURE?

>>127300369
Fake news.

>>127300332
>calling me lazy when retard can't click once and scroll down

>>127300398
Low self awareness retard cope

>>127300445
>all this crying because he didn't get a direct post link
you're going to have to learn how to wipe your own ass for when mommy is gone anon.

Yeah, I'm a spiritual healing guy myself

>>127300524
Take it to /x/ schizo

They did it again, the most consistent melodeath band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LABclKN4-Gk

>>127300524
Correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymxn7azMiDo&si=MVtd_QI-9POV8ZZv

Listening to Ozzy's solo stuff again, I haven't went out of my way to do that since maybe middle school. What is your favorite Ozzy solo album? Hard mode: no Blizzard or Diary.

>>127300634
>Hard mode: no Blizzard or Diary.
Damn it. Bark at the Moon by process of elimination, then.

>>127298279
>>127298933
Picrel.
>>127297747
Yeah I know. They go way harder than the soft rock bullshit primarily posted here.
>>127300524
For me it's Human, Leprosy, and Spiritual Healing >B-]

Nile are massively overrated I'm sorry but that's just how I feel.

>>127300667
>I'm sorry
only fags say this

>>127300625
>AI slop video
yikes

>>127300625
>AI kino
Based.

>>127297573 (OP)
HI DEE HI DOE HI DA

Anon's demo

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127299005
>filters 100% of pl*bbitors

>>127300751
It sucks
>source: future premonitions at three in the morning

>>127300761
Shalom.

>We’re Nazis, but for Satan instead of Hitler and the Holocaust is for all Abrahamic Religions
Are these guys taking the piss like Aktion T4?
https://youtu.be/pNKABNAyk6E

Castle Rat

>>127300832
For me it's Satanic terrorists.

>>127298019
Which fate would you prefer /metal/
>your reddit account gets leaked
>your metal archives account gets leaked
Choose wisely...

>>127300634
The Ultimate Sin

Timeghoul, but only the demos

the unreleased Timeghoul EP quietly shelved after numerous unexplained deaths

>>127301121
>>your metal archives account gets leaked
the only reason i have an account is to use the search function in the appeals section of the forum (i think it's pretty enjoyable to go on deep dives and see why bands weren't included) so i have nothing to lose

Timeghoul fucking sucks.

>>127301221
at making full-lengths

>>127301182
You missed out by not writing reviews and posting on the forums during its peak 20 years ago.
Just kidding, you didn't.

>>127301230
No just in general.

Timeghoul is a genius.

>album has Fight Club and Gladiator samples in it
Listening!

>>127301257
>band has a midge in it
Not listening!

why did timeghoul start being talked about so much in the last year? which youtuber shilled them?

>>127301275
since when do bands have marge? she's a fictional character

Good posts loading... 1%

>>127301379
Thank you sister.

>>127301121
I delete/create a new reddit account every couple years so that really wouldn't mean much.
My MA account I created like 20 years ago and I have probably a total of 10 edits to obscure bands in that time. Never registered on the forums because lol

>>127301379
actually 0.01% since you just posted and that brought us back down

>>127301414
I'm a dude but you're welcome

>>127301437
You pose but why?!

>>127301437
trans men are valid as hell, brother <3

>>127301456
>>127301465
Shalom

>>127301420
It's actually around ~5% if I include my own posts

Black Sabbath
Death
Burzum
Megadeth

>>127301682
good
good
dogshit
good

this album fucks

>>127301702
I was just retardposting, but Burzum is the easily the worst of those 4 bands for sure

>>127301702
>>127301723
Retards.

>>127301823
It was a message from Óðinn to reject farming.

>>127301823
What is "This is secretly in the back of every black person's mind" for $800, Alex?

>>127301853
What is "Americans thinking about black people no matter the situation" for $1000, Alex?

>>127301865
Granted, that is a quote from a spiritual African.

Is >>127301881 right?? Theses bands are just chick-core?

>>127301896
Women don’t listen to metal unless their boyfriends do.

Is this death metal?

>>127301493
Boa tarde

>>127301983
he's calling you a jew

>>127302040
and i'm calling him brown

>>127302111
ahh ok I thought you´re greetin him all nice in your language

>>127297731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tee0uZubcoA

>>127302131
no he's brown, not me. i know it's tough but learn to read.

I need some metal to unbox big bad dragon dildos too? Any recs for today

>>127302160
mean

>>127302178
Mättiilation - Rattenkönig

>>127302178
Darkthrone, Mayhem, Burzum

>>127302205
you just hate metal

>>127302178
Dragonforce, pretty obvious choice too

>>127302178
Death

https://loudwire.com/rock-metal-band-sex-toys/
KEK

>>127302287
lol

>>127302294
perfect for me m8 in wales!

>>127302294
Why are metalheads like this

Why does /metal never talk about post-metal?

Biological Warfare

>>127302325
I'm telling people to post-metal all the time, but they fucking cant do it.

>>127302325
Isis concluded the genre

>>127302325
because it's not metal

Both of these albums credit a drummer, but I’m not fully convinced. They both sound like drum machines to me.

Post-metal? I barely know her

>>127302376
cult of luna, russian circles, and neurosis all mog isis though.

Horn.

>>127302377
how the fuck is it not metal?

>>127302380
I doubt anybody other than Quorthon played on the Bathory debut. It sounds like a one-man band.

>>127302428
if it were metal it'd just be called metal, but because it's "post-metal" that means it came after metal; and as such bears little resemblance to it.

>>127299226
is this supposed to be ironic?

>>127302313
>NOFX
>metal

>>127302463
filtered

>>127299226
Don’t tell /mu/ about this band. They’re too good for this board.

>>127299226
paper metal

These guys did a short demo a few years ago that was good, they are finally putting out an album. First song sounds good. The dual vocals are interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Fc_0D-mVE

>>127302488
what does this mean

>>127302536
the white sky in the background (specifically the noise filter applied to it) looks like paper

>>127302540
>the sky blue because it blue

>>127302563
i look like this and say this

>>127302553
Grow up

>>127302573
Stop being so contrarian, it’s obvious you have a lack of self awareness stop pretending like you do

>>127302590
>Stop being so contrarian
hmmm
>it’s obvious you have a lack of self awareness stop pretending like you do
joe lacks self awareness

>>127302490
>Portuguese BM
Nice, will check out later

>>127302553
AOTY

Varg R. Vikernes was raped in his prison cell in the cold, cold winter of '94

>>127302658
This is not true unless you are able to provide a source.

>>127302658
Jewish lies

are there any death metal bands with only one guitar?

>>127302694
Death

>>127302694
Hate Eternal, I think

>>127302712
nice

>>127302658
Correct.

>>127302672
There has been testimony from the 14-21 attackers (all of African descent I'm afraid)

>>127302553
kek

>>127302087
Same but Wheels of Confusion.

>>127302786
why are you like this

>>127302658
Varg R. Vikernes was found with many dildos up his rectum in the desolate, dark winter of '92.

it is only karma that Louis Cachet would be attacked from behind after he stabbed his friend and bandmate 16 times in the back while he was in his underwear at 3am

My name is lucifer, please take my hand

>>127302809
You got it close, but this event took place at 2:53 AM, not 3:00.

Varg (Count Grshnackh) Vikernes had a difficult but ultimately peaceful experience in the Norwegian system and no sort of sexual violence of any sort occurred during his time incarcerated, nor at any point in his long and prosperous life.

>>127302797
Just your typical metalhead

>>127302828
lies from a common (not even a rare one) liberal

New Malthusian was mid, I’m about to give up on this gay year

I really liked the Warloghe album from this year.

>>127302826
that is close enough.

>>127302882
It's not 100% accurate to the events that unfolded, thoughbeit.

>>127302866
The new Anal Stabwound will save 2025

night metalheads

>>127302888
the fact that he stabbed his friend and bandmate 16 times in the back in the middle of the night while he was running away screaming and bloody in the middle of the night is enough.

>>127302900
But you should always try to represent a story as accurately as possible. We are on 4chan, you know. It's our duty as users of this website to be truthful.

I'm looking forward to the new Lorna Shore and Demon Hunter.

>>127302936
I am too, xister!

>Perform live all the time
>Haven't released an album in 8 years
What is their problem?

>>127302896
You got to bed at 7:52 PM?? Are you some type of faggot???? or an incredibly old senile man?? Likely both considering you post on /metal/ of all places. Every single poster here is buttnutz.

>>127302989
>uh-oh, anon's started talking to the hole in the wall again...

>>127302989
not everyone is a disgusting coastie liberal anon

>8:10 PM
Looks like its time to get out the inflatable sheep w/ a pleasure hole in it. And listen to Cannibal Corpse.

>>127303021
>I just roke up

>>127303028
didn't ask, Ratthew

>>127302982
>be Blasphemy
>tour on the same two albums' worth of material for over 30 years
What legends.

>>127302989
>7:52 PM
>>127303012
>8:10 PM
It's 0520 in the morning

Kill yourselves.

>>127302982
>>127303046
Both bands know they can't live up to expectations.

>>127303112
Ask nicely

>>127303112
Way ahead of you bud, I'm already dead!

Love yourselves.

>>127303072
Good morning, sir!

If he got caught lacking, bet he got his ass popped
We the reason they block's always on Spot
I'm the reason why the Glock's always get swapped
We the reason they can't trap on they block (You know that)
Shots coming out the Drac', make a pussy nigga hot
Steady shaking his hips like he on TikTok
All I need is three seconds to put the switch on a Glock (Brrt)
All it took was five shots, then the big nigga dropped (Brrt)
Steady thinking its a game 'til I'm bailing out that car (Brrt)
Boy, I ain't no lame, niggas know how I rock (Yeah)
I'll take your chain, I take his—watch (You know that)
Know I got my gun, no, we not finna box
Now she looking at her son laying in a fucking box (Ha, you know this)

>>127303167
Not metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp3wNDReQxY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp3wNDReQxY
Do we like Celtic Frost here??

>>127303174
Only that album

This is easily the most influential black metal album of the 21st century when you actually think about

>>127303190
Ok Shitrag

>>127303174
Everything but that album.

>>127303190
Wouldn't exist without Satanic Warmaster.

>>127303261
Satanic Warmaster is shit.

>>127303190
True.
>>127303261
Horna is closer in sound to SW. Sargeist is full on Franco-Finnish

>>127303271
You have no business saying that if you like Shartgeist

>>127303283
NTA and I don't.

Shatraug and his 100 variations on the maneskyggens Slave ending riff.

Pretty cool how you can tie this riff to sargiest by going
Gorgoroth-Funeral-Kristallnacht-Seigneur Voland (And some LLN bands to a extent)-Fullmoon (1997 REHERSAL)-Horna-Sargiest-Sombre Chemin-Desolation Triumphalis-Satanic warmaster-Warwulf-Necropole-Dogshit made by non-whites with 80iqs trying to emulate what they hear after learning what bands are heckin edgy an NOT SAFE or some shit.
https://youtu.be/GWkGIocff64?t=199

>>127297832
Obviously candlemass
A NEW DAY'S DAWN...HOLY...LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>127303165
Morning bud
>>127303271
Bad post
>>127303313
Good post

>>127302989
no i'm actually sleeping during the morning rn
i say night cause most of you all are from the americas

>>127303344
That's awfully considerate of you.

>>127302553
>a hour of ripped off gorgoroth riffs with random arghoslentian Negroidic tweedling

Satanic Warmaster and Sargeist are both elite bands and if you don’t like them it’s because you get filtered by basic black metal production and can’t hear anything.

>>127303383
>she thinks anyone gets "filtered" by pop punk with barks
Oh I am laffin

>BM music sounds bad to the ear
>BM fags always assume you're offended by the lyrics that you didn't even bother looking up, and aren't discernible in the autistic screeching vocals on lofi anyway

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a black metaller
I wish I had a girl who looked kvlt, I would call her
I wish I had a wolf who's a nord, with a sword
And a viking berserker

>BM music sounds bad to the ear
for me its the opposite!

BM = bowel movements

>>127303028
Heil

>>127298279
>>127298933

>>127302428
Because post-rock and shoegaze is not metal. How is it hard for you guys to comprehend this?

>>127302325
Some post metal is good. Alcest and Agalloch specifically.

>>127302325
>post-metal
you have to lose your virginity to enter this stage. Haven't done this yet, sadly

Black metal preserves my virginity. HEIL.

>>127304072
HEIL

Saving my virginity for Castle Rat. HEIL.

Good thread guys. Very comfy in here tonight.

>>127304080
more like Castle Fat

>>127304028
https://voca.ro/14kpnIkcu4yk

>>127304101
Incoherent post

>>127304119
Don't you mean krill

>>127304103
Correct.

Black Sabbath

>>127304140
Not metal.

slayer > anthrax > megadeth > metallica
period

>>127304147
Doom metal is real metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lVdMbUx1_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSSEzWXqGKY

>>127304149
Thanks for sharing your low-quality opinion with us.

omg this is INSANE

https://x.com/historyrock_/status/1952749444153143799

>>127304149
Gayer
Tranthrax
Megaydeth
Methandgaysexica

>>127304202
>anniversary of Euronymous' death at the hands of cold-blooded killer and metal musician, Varg Vikernes
HEIL

>>127304101
Correct.

>>127304179
RIP Ozzy

>>127297755
Me on the right

>>127304271
>>127304271
>>127304271
NEW

>>127298933
>>127303190
Best blastings of the thread

>>127304447
>>127304447
>>127304447
NEW

>>127303046
nocturnal grave has those side projects

The heck is this tomfoolery

>>127304662
dunno but it's over now hopefully
>>127304661

What the FUCK

Lmao

This post marks the end of /metal/ as a whole. Finally. Rest in piss y'all.

I just roke up

looks like /metal/ is finally over. let's all move the cytube.

>>127304716
blasting the rest of Bloodthirst in the 'tal 'oom rn

>>127302959
>>127302959