Thread 127329680

Krisiun edition
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BLASTING

Just waiting for the early thread to get nuked.

>>127329709
if the 310th post links to the new thread its safe

is there more stuff like Dragged Into Sunlight?
the grimy production and vocals are great

>>127329729
Not really, no, unfortunately.

>>127329701
I love the AN stuff with Kat Katz.

wow the last thread was fucking garbage
>>127329701

>>127329717
The janny doesn’t know how to count

Post flawless black metal albums.

let's have a nice thread :)

>>127329879
You're at your desk. I'm in my bed.
We are not the same.

>>127330072
this is adorable

Who do think it'll be?

>>127330106
It'll be "metal"

>>127329885
Are you some kind of aristocrat?

>>127330152
Yes, I'm a NEET.

>>127329742
yep, still a phenomenal album. epitaph is one of the greatest songs of the '80s

>>127330152
>>127330168
NEETs of Black Imperial Blood

>>127330208
HEIL

Post your metalhead weeks

>>127330106
the band in the picture obviously. they're the only metal band at the scale appropriate for the super bowl

>>127330106
ENTER

>>127330106
>>127330254
The only three groups that would like 'work' in terms of the Super Bowl that make sense to me are Judas Priest, Metallica. and Iron Maiden. Nobody else fits.

>>127330225
symbolic by death grips is fire

>>127330266
>Judas Priest
ehh... iron maiden is a lot more popular than priest nowadays, i don't see priest playing the super bowl
i don't see maiden doing it either but they're at least a bit more realistic

>>127330225
you need to be executed

>>127330266
i don't see either of those UK bands at a football game

Slayer should have broken up in 1990 after Seasons was released.

>>127330279
>>127330308
It would be a stupid decision for either of the two. But it would be a possible decision. With everybody else it would not even be a decision that could be made.

It's like the plausibility difference between "What if I was struck by lightning?" and "What if I ate Buckingham Palace?".

>>127330326
Last Death's death metal album was "Spiritual Healing"

After that it was a different band, for good or worse.

>>127330152
So it goes like this, we burn down a historical church, kill a gay guy in the park, stab Euronymous to death.
We call it "the aristocrats"!

What metal album would a hyena listen to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOvIvb037zs

Phase 3 - Agni Detonating Over The Thar Desert...
https://youtu.be/gHq1O9xzCXk

>>127330349
go back to your zoophile containment thread on /an/

>>127330364
Anyone else think there are some problems with the production with this Fates Warning album? The songs are great, but the production is kinda... flat?

I just roke up

>>127330377
>The songs are great, but the production is kinda... flat?
i hear it a little bit, the bass and drums are less punchy than spectre within

>>127330279
I think Priest's discography is much more solid than Maiden's. Some of the Priest stuff with Ripper Owens is very underrated, Jugulator is solid stuff. Maiden never really could reinvent themselves

>>127330394
i think priest is far and away better than maiden, but that wasn't what my post was about. it was about which is more popular, and the answer to that is iron maiden

Hell Awaits needs a remaster/remix. I've never been happy with the low end on that album.

>>127330421
it sounds like it was recorded in hell, it does not need a remaster/remix

>>127330419
>answer to that is iron maiden

Maiden with Dickinson and the classic lineup. I don't see Blaze era Maiden at the Super Bowl being more realistic than classic era Priest.

>>127330225
+Tulus
-literally everything else

>>127330428
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>127330394
"Blood Stained" lives in my soul.

>>127330421
>>127330428
Slayer's "Reign in Blood" from production perspective is anomaly considering it was released in '86. It sounds like 10 years more modern in terms of metal production than other metal albums from that same year.

>>127330436
>Maiden with Dickinson and the classic lineup.
which is what i'm referring to when i say iron maiden, yes.
>I don't see Blaze era Maiden at the Super Bowl being more realistic than classic era Priest.
both do not exist anymore since blaze isn't in iron maiden and certain past members of priest are dead and or left the band. i don't understand the need to bring this up, this would be a metaphorical show in 2025, not the '80s.

>>127330447
It's also an "anomaly from a production perspective" considering the albums Rick Rubin would later go on to produce...

>>127330443
don't need to, hell awaits sounds awesome and part of the reason why i love it so much is the sub-standard sound quality.

albums similar to none so vile?

>>127330483
Listen to Dying Fetus.

>>127330454
*2026, i am of the retarded variety

>>127330473
>the reason why i love it so much is the sub-standard sound quality.
Why are metalheads like this?

>>127330498
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS FUCKING COOL, DAMN IT

>>127330421
it needs to just go away completely. their worst 80s album

dont get this love for low sound quality shit, I want to hear the instruments. Not over produced stuff but like suffocations human waste was a good level but then shit like emperors EP i cant hear a fukn thing

>>127330492
I do, got bathe in entrails on rn

>>127330523
don't know about you but i can hear every instrument on hell awaits just fine (well except for the bass, but it's like that for me on any album when the bass isn't isolated)

>>127330447
>>127330457
The paradox that Rubin was younger and less experienced, which made him need to watch his own ass pretty carefully and thus do a better do.

>>127330533
Good boy.

>>127330383
and sucked a huge cock?

>>127330539
lemme re listen to it for my opinion is the deciding one because im so special

>>127330523
metal is supposed to be raw

And Justice For All meanwhile, I couldn't give a fuck less about the bass. That's an example of piss poor production churning out a tight little gem. It's unique.

okay that other guys a faggot the production on hell awaits sounds completely fine

>>127330552
I AM THE SPECIAL ONE HERE.

>>127330540
>>127330457
You know those albums sound good because of Andy Wallace, right? Rubin's work is on the 'creative' side of production, but he doesn't mix anything.

This is really solid. Same drummer from Circle of Dawn so he just fucking crushes it at the loud parts

>>127330588
Well what the fuck do I know?

actually it sounds very fucking clear, not like ulvers nattens madrigal where really wish the vocals were louder in the mix and for some reason the left ear guitar is loud as fuck, the right is quieter and the drums are kinda quiet.

>>127330545
I sucked your cock while you were asleep, tasted pretty good ngl.

>>127330616
filter deez nuts

Today I've listened to Baphomet, Morpheus Descends, Spear of Longinus, and Vomitor.
Beyond based.

>>127330523
This is peak Black metal production:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJVZm_LrOy4

Guitar straight into mixing board.
No microphones, no cabinets.
From the drums only snare is audible, if there ever was anything else recorded.

This is pure Satanic Chaos

not giving a (you) to a chart with pop on it

Today I've listened to Babymetal, Sleep Token, Devourment, and Falling in Reverse.
Beyond cucked,

>>127330649
this is proper bollocks lmao, I bet some tiktoktard is lapping this up

>''Out of this world.....''

LOL

>>127330545
correct. i don't simp for girls but i do suck huge cocks.

>>127330675
finnish bm is known to be shit, unlike usbm

Devourment rules.

>>127330602
The most annoying production mistakes to me are on Geist ist Teufel by Urfaust
Such a good album besides that

>>127330616
I can give you a blowie if you want anon, calm down

>>127330660
It's like you are trying to check every box in the virginity checklist

>>127330660
most of what i listened to this week was saint vitus so i won't even bother

>>127330730
Nice.

>>127330723
haha yea
i just roke up
falling in reverse rules
i drink nigger cum xD

new sci fi symphonic power metal about jewish man saving the world and revolutionizing the nature of fractals during ww2

https://files.catbox.moe/0vgjq4.mp4
haters will say its fake

>>127330364
pretty much flawless

Still can't believe Pozzy is dead and gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLt5r1O7qiE

>Opening of the song is a literal Thrash metal riff
>One of the most commercially succesful glam metal bands

Metal Archives?
>No sorry, we won't add Poison, it's not metal :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRybvIB_xmk

According to Metal-Archives mods... this is not metal either

LMAO

Why do they hate Glam Metal?

>>127330855
you mean glam rock? yea that's not metal.

>>127330860
Kinda funny that bands like Thin Lizzy that are 100x more "rock" than Poison are added on MA

Why you're defending them? Poison has heavier actual metal songs than Thin Lizzy ever recorded, yet the MA mods will never add Poison

AI METAL FRIDAY! LET'S GOOOO!!! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J74-rr0jPE
>>127330855
My main influence this kinda stuff. Love the look! Love the style! Love the musik!! Hair Metal FOREVER!!! \\\m///

>>127330855
I don't know what that gay shit is but they have the real Poison
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Poison/6728

pantera was glam and we all know there aint nuffin heavier than pantera dude...

>>127330881
Can you stop shilling your channel here? It's really pathetic and also against the rules. You even begged for us to subscribe a while ago. Just talk about metal without flooding the thread with your garbage.
The only people who would appreciate this soulless garbage are the guys on here
>>127321829
>>127321829
>>127321829
They actually talk about how much they love AI all the time. We post only man-made music here, not that talentless sad AI garbage.

>>127330883
Holy fuggin' BASED.

>>127330855
>only posts two songs, with the latter clearly being much more rooted in rock
>>127330872
>Kinda funny that bands like Thin Lizzy
listen to thunder and lightning. that is one of the two reasons they're on the website, with the other being their wide-reaching influence on the genre

>>127330090
>war metal album art
>look inside
>speed metal
If I never heard this band before I would be quite mad

>>127330923
Are you Metal-Archives moderator?

What about Def Leppard? There's no way you can justify Def Leppard being on MA yet Poison is excluded because:
>unknown reasons

>>127330913
Is it against the rules? It's original metal content, and I'm not asking for any money, and my channel isn't monetized. Fair enough you hate AI Metal, but other people here like it. Also I wasn't 'begging'. I was just asking because Youtube doesn't publicise anti-dog channels, like, at all. So, just sayin! I contribute alot of real metal also as you probably already know.

>>127330944
>but other people here like it
hahahaha you are delusional

>>127330952
You're delusional if you think everyone follows your narrow minded worldview on metal to be fair :)

>>127330934
>Are you Metal-Archives moderator?
no, but i wish i was so i could have the clout to possibly get europe on there for their debut
>What about Def Leppard? There's no way you can justify Def Leppard being on MA yet Poison is excluded because:
>unknown reasons (even though MA lists exactly why on the band's page)
well sure i can! their first two albums (namely on through the night) are nwobhm.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtte6imej8LDv6mSdgEAgnGn51XS0wPFf

Also this was probably why Wacken was so shit this year:
https://worldmusicviews.com/kkr-acquires-superstruct-sziget-wacken-open-air-music-festivals-owners-in-e1-3bn-deal/

ignore the AIslop posting serbnigger, that's all you can do

>>127330969
Listen to the POISON debut album

There's no way you would think "This ain't glam metal, this is rock" without heavy bias.

You would put Europe debut on MA but not Poison? You hate metal

>>127330992
First They Ignore You, Then They Laugh at You, Then They Attack You, Then You Win :)

>>127330987
Someday, private equity companies are going to own the rights to literal fucking air, and we're going to have to pay them for air like in fucking "Spaceballs". Private equity companies. I'm calling it now.

>>127330106
some nigger bullshit like Sleep Token

>>127330106
Disturbed

>>127330987
Wacken has been shit for many years.

>>127330913
>The only people who would appreciate this soulless garbage are the guys on here
>They actually talk about how much they love AI all the time
Why make shit up? Why are you obsessed with me?

>>127330993
>Listen to the POISON debut album
i have, twice. it has like one or two metal songs but it's otherwise rock
>you would put Europe debut on MA but not Poison?
yes i would because their debut IS metal and has a few early examples of european power metal
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2h2KNxksWGXI3F5k4w2Hr1sQZvNOGjIi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAe9VbwG88g&list=PL2h2KNxksWGXI3F5k4w2Hr1sQZvNOGjIi&index=3&pp=iAQB8AUB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnz7jFyWuiI&list=PL2h2KNxksWGXI3F5k4w2Hr1sQZvNOGjIi&index=6&pp=iAQB8AUB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AkdYICkSyw&list=PL2h2KNxksWGXI3F5k4w2Hr1sQZvNOGjIi&index=10&pp=iAQB8AUB
the power metal songs in question

>>127331009
100%. It's a joke. I read on a reddit thread they were double charging for beer and taking tips without consent also. Also banning any criticism of the festival from their own channels. It looked like a shitshow watching it on the internet, literally. Crowd looked very downbeat.

>>127331021
Why are you even posting here? Fuck off to your containment thread, you child-molesting freakshow.

>>127331019
I usually miss the 'live' Wacken every year, but caught this years one. Very few established bands shown live. Still not sure if they were paywalled or not. Tomorrowland did it way better and their main stage burned down 2 days before, and Metallica lent them some of their sound gear. Hoping Summer Breeze is better next week.

Obscene Extreme is the superior European metalfest.

>>127330952
This. AI metal reigns supreme here.

Heterosexuals have the right to rock
So glam fags get off the block
Who wants to see transvestites in drag
Who look like a glam rock fag

Looking like a sissy and a bitch
Ya look like that your daddy must be rich
Make up on their face and their hair in a shag
You know that they're a disgrace and a fag

Round up all glam faggots and put em in a cage
So the hetero Mentors can rock the stage
Heterosexuals have the right to rock
Wanna see a girl with a pussy and not a cock

Heterosexuals want a rockin' chance
We don't wear dresses, we wear pants
On the stage we'll rock you all we can
We're gross and fat, but we look like a man

Listen everyone, we're gonna rock
Look like a man not a peacock
The jerks with the make up who wear the braids
Are most likely to have AIDS

>>127330944
>but other people here like it
Untrue.

>>127331079
>Listen everyone, we're gonna rock
>Look like a man not a peacock
>The jerks with the make up who wear the braids
>Are most likely to have AIDS
kek this got me

>>127331077
100%. He's just jelly cause it's AI METAL FRIDAY! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DazxaKYHWgY

Why the fuck you care about bands being/not being on the Metal Archives?
You people act like they are some kind of elder metal council while in reality, they are one of the few places on the internet more pathetic and retarded than this general. Literally just a bunch of dysgenic, no-life fucktards whose only joy in life is lording over what they let in.
You guys crying about the (lack) of logic behind their decisions are just as pathetic as the people defending that pile of shit.

THE GUY SHILLING HIS AI CHANNEL IS INDIAN

WE ARE RACIST HERE, PLEASE GO AWAY

>>127331096
you pretending you're the gookshitter is sadder

>>127331079
You're just jelly cause you can't rock the hair metal look and are probably a grunge fan. Grunge exists no more. Hair/Glam never dies!

I started reading the above post, but then noticed some kpop whore video, so I hid it. We may never know the contents of this post, unfortunately.

>>127331096
>dude having standards for the most thorough metal compendium that exists is... le stupid and bad
what gay ass band do you like that isn't on the archives?

>>127331119
True lol

>>127331119
but youd never hide frog posters, right?

>>127331086
Okay Mr. Expert. I don't believe you, but yeah, that's actual delusion if you think you know what everyone else thinks. Dog owners don't even know what their dog thinks in all reality (being serious)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfI6rRrgdeI

>>127331115
Not pretending though
>>127331130
Put on some Opeth to calm down

>>127331104
No sir, I am not indian sir! Thanks you sir!

>>127331130
The problem is not that bands like Poison, Europe are omitted, but that even more dubious bands like Thin Lizzy and literal other non-metal easter eggs are added on the database. It seems that few mods there have a monopoly and can get away adding bands there they happen to like.

>>127331158
thin lizzy would be allowed because of their last album anyway

>>127331158
>Thin Lizzy
thunder and lightning is 100%, without a doubt, a metal album. please stop whining about poison. that band fucking sucks and no glam should be on archives, period. but i really don't give a fuck one way or the other because it doesn't matter.

>>127331158
>but that even more dubious bands like Thin Lizzy
thunder and lightning
>and literal other non-metal easter eggs
besides rush, what else comes to mind for you?

Then once the band is added on the MA, the tourists come here and start posting those non-metal bands on /metal/ general justifying:
>This is metal! This is on Metal-Archives! You cannot ban me HAHAHAHAH

shitting up this beautiful general. But it's honestly just beyond my comprehension they won't add Poison - truly one of the greatest glam metal acts

babymetal, asunojokei and kpop trash belong shere >>127330748

now fuck off

>>127331151
you don't even listen to metal, you're just here for attention. kill yourself you annoying fucking faggot

What's with the glam hate? Just because the record labels DEMANDED them to put on some makeups and make these ridiculous photo shoots? Some of the bands did not even wear the fucking makeup during live performance - it was just a photoshoot stuff because the record labels wanted the glam look

>>127331177
>and no glam should be on archives, period.
the only glam that should be on the archives is shit like motley crue's first two albums and dokken's early material, because while it has the catchy riffing and choruses... the music isn't rock, it's rooted in heavy metal.

>>127331142
>but yeah, that's actual delusion if you think you know what everyone else thinks
Same to you, retard.

>>127331151
What's her name?

Hope Morrigan reads all the simping itt, she surely reward her knight in shining armor with some sloppy sex while Rush plays

>>127331044
Keep lying. It only makes you look more sick, and not in the cool metal way.

Gatekeeping has alot to answer for. Poison is metal to me. Fuck Metal Archives. Some of the reviews from metal fans not affiliated with the site there are good though. I like a good wall of intelligent text for a good album.

Fucking beautiful glam metal classics are forgotten because MA mods won't add Glam metal bands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySQrX1NzyCw

The database remains incomplete. This isn't rock, this is straight up metal

>>127331142
i've never even opened one of your links and i doubt anyone else has. also the fact that you never shut the fuck up about dogs makes me think you're a stupid fucking muslim. i wish i lived near you so i could leave a quran covered in dog shit on your doorstep every day.

>>127331034
Yeah. Fuck.

>>127330106
Metallica is the only realistic option, although I could see Sleep Token or Yung Blud as guests/openers.

>>127327624
This guy hasn't shut up about this for almost 12 hours

>>127331219
I don't own a dog, nor do I claim to know exactly what every person in this thread thinks. Checkmate :)

>>127331237
Yel

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/65O1Inj7IhU

>>127331242
>Poison is metal to me.
and you lost. it's not about what music you think is metal, it's about what IS metal on an objective level.

imagine being a man in 2025 and listening to a marketing gimmick that existed only to sell albums and tickets to dumb whores.

>>127331151
you dont post anything like him

>>127331258
>hours long schizo meltdown over a passing comment
he fits right in

>>127331268
thank you simp sister

>>127331248
>>127331244
Great stuff this \\m//
>>127331248
What does religion matter about anything? This is a metal thread. Try talking about metal. Maybe /pol/ is more your scene?
>>127331274
Metal Archives is just their opinion. How did I 'lose'? Poison are metal.

>>127331279
It's me my dude
Didn't post last week because I on holiday abroad

>>127331280
King loosened up abit in his stage banter last week. I must rewatch that concert while sober.

>>127331310
King Diamond is a freemason and had sex with dogs during a satanic ritual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zkah3mzAcA
SCRATCH MY BACK!!! \\m//

>>127331290
anti-religion is metal. pissing and shitting on the quran is metal

>4 of the last 6 posts filtered
Lovely.

>>127331314
If there's actual evidence for that, I'd be very interested. I don't think he is though. I think he's too much of a freethinker. Abit like myself :)

the metal meme page admin I follow has started dating this verifiably mental girl who cheated on her last bf in a 4some and is has stolen coke before.

>>127331324
Bit degenerate don't you think? I mean, I listen to Stryper and bands that are muslim at times. I don't judge anyone based on their religion.

>>127331334
He did a lot of satanic shit to give him power. That is why he can still sing like in his younger days. He fed his firstborn to dogs.

>>127331346
You're talking bullshit. It's funny the way you're writing it, but it's bullshit xD

>>127330483
the obvious one is Blasphemy Made Flesh

>>127331358
His firstborn was half Serbian. I hate King Freemason here.

>>127331276
I feel sorry for you if you cannot enjoy good times - that is Glam metal.

Anybody like Dogma here? I think they're cringe and a disgrace to female metal. Probably industry plants also.

>>127331345
fuck off

>>127331276
>>>/kpop/

>>127331383
Dogma \\m//

>>127331139
no, they are frens in metal

>>127331370
lol. King Freemason xD

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127331374
a good time would be blasting slayer while beating the shit out of pussy glam faggots

>>127331389
No, fuck you off with a dildo.
>>127331391
You're probably one of 'them':
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzLv2ovq554

>>127331368
I know, spun that one before, there was kataklysm the mystical gate of whatever the fuck but I cant remember why I didn't finish it

got the nile on rn, couldn't decide between this image or karl with his nubian qweens

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

King's schizo stuff is as good as hair metal, and so's Mercyful Fate, but only with Michael Denner. Not really into 'Hank the tank'.

King Diamond wears white make up to distract people from the fact that he is wearing a diaper.

Thank you for the cliquespam

>>127331452
Well, he's been doing it since the 80s. Doubt he's had a diaper all that time. Also there's no actual evidence he wears a diaper xD

Dying Fetus is the Obituary of brutal death metal

Yeah guys I'm back

>>127331484
I'm mad I didn't think of that

>>127331484
and theres nothing wrong with that because both obituary and df are listenable

>>127331484
Then what's the None So Vile of OSDM?

Why did Italy produce one of the two greatest Horror metal bands?

>Death SS
>Mortuary Drape

>>127331521
Here in After?

>>127331537
Bulldozer good stuff also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpA6rJXKhGU

>>127331575
Awful dogshit

eat of the tendies

the highest fulfilment of man
is to eat tendies made by mother
that sizzle and crisp in the air frier
Unceasing in mindless hunger
Remorseless undefiled by reason
The tendies of the tomb they are pure

>>127331575
Sorry I mistyped I meant to say "This is amazing!"

>>127331598
Poser.

>>127331510
>listenable
damned with faint praise innit

It's good.

>>127331615
Of course. I only post good songs :)

>>127331615
Stop imitating me you imposter

I like this band from Latvia. Probably the only concert where you're allowed burning torches in the audience also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYc0Lmbgdmw

>>127331640
We hate eastern european gypsy muzak here

>>127331662
latvians are pvre aryan bvlls

>>127331662
You don't speak for everyone, non-open minded person :)

>>127331724
Holy pampers-

>>127331729
thank you hans

>>127329701
Listening to the remaster of pic related.
Sounds good.

>>127331729
holy pampers, you say? and where, pray tell do i go to retrieve these so called "holy pampers"?

I BELIEVE THE SIGNS OF THE REPTILE MASTER

>>127331389
Listen to the new G666 if you like this. It's a dead giveaway that it's the same band members and that they recorded these albums at the same time. The RPM (Riffs Per Minute) on this album is unbelivable

>>127331755
i fail to see how this is related to metal... but i suppose he looks friendly enough. he's even giving me a thumbs up!

>>127329701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD7XAOhkd-w

>>127331096
>Posts here 16 hours a day 365 despite not even partaking in the topic of the general
>"dysgenic, no-life fucktard"
Thank you trannypopper.

>>127330695
>>127331197
>>127331463
Correct.

should i make a lastfm?

>>127331782
That .gif is pretty funny my dude

>>127331791
no, you should go to the bathroom and take a shit

>>127331796
Yeah its le heckin oldfag basedery

>>127331800
He should record the sounds so trannypopper has another favorite album to blast all day.

>>127331813
>trannypopper
trannies pop now? like balloons?

I still don't know what a "trannypopper" is bros

i used to post here all the time until the schizo posting got out of control

>>127331826
That Polyphia guy/transman

>>127331775
Its not, thats just your average punkfaggot giving his fellow ancient boomer the thumbs up ok to get the strap on ready since neither one can get it up anymore for all the old man sex they have.

>>127331826
it's probably just kpopper combined with tranny : j

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>>127331825
German tranner who's job is being a secretary, wishes they were the kpop girls they post, instead they live a lonely childless life being the leftover incellic product of the Russian rape of Germany after Xer nazi grandpa was blasted into pieces with no remorse. While we all wish it was xer who was blown up instead, we are left with this vidya and 4cuck posting addict that doesn't listen to metal but posts here everyday 16 hours a day.

Pic related is their yearly scrobbles (note a "scrobble" is just one song, you have probably "scrobbled" more music in one week than xhe has in an entire 12 months.)

I never understood the 'I just roke up' thing. Does that mean the anon is a NEET or something?

unemployed losers all of you

>>127331866
Its from a meme slam album Trannypopper spammed here, then Ratthew decided to make it part of his spam routine similar to how he asks if [x] is metal 7 times a thread.

Just another shitcircus from the clique.

>>127331866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=livtaIR0PnA

>>127331892
Ahh. Thanks for explaining. I had no idea what it was about.

>>127331913
Brvtal xD

Incantation - Mortal Throne of Nazarene

>>127331886
me? employed by the government and spend the 3 days in office I have to do browsing reverb for guitars, trading and listening to mostly shit metal instead of working

Thompson guy...we miss you...

bring the ip counter back

I liked Brothers of Metal with a female singer at Wacken. Need more bands like this. Gloryhammer similar also. They were the best along with Dimmu, King and Midnight weren't bad either. They should've had the whole thing live though. A live dedicated camera on their main stage. Wacken really disappointed me this year because it was obvious they were gatekeeping and being deceptive (in my opinion of course) Fuck the bavarian illuminaughty!

Asunojokei

>>127332017
Not metal.

Female singer is literally Lagertha from Vikings also. Love it!

>>127331977
NOT

FAR WITHIN THE OAKEN TOWER
EXISTS THE ONE WITH EVIL POWER

>>127332057
Is that a reaction image or an avatar?

>>127332057
Problem?

>>127331977
I genuinely hope he died

here's my avatar
>please notice it's me!

metal posers begone

Any good metal streamers on Twitch or all they all lame af?

>>127332098
They suck even worse than your AI music

>>127332117
KahoShibuya

>>127332117
I use twitch way more than I should and I have 0 interest in any of the music streamers let alone the metal related ones

>>127332133
My AI music is better than alot of mainstream slop. I should've paid for it, but I use the free version, so Suno/Riffusion own all the rights. Most of it record labels wouldn't touch with a bargepole though xD
>>127332143
Thanks, must check.

xD

>>127332157
I used it years ago, and hated it. Youtube has alot more genuine people I think. Hated the titty streamers and the 'music' ones there years ago also. Just wondering if it's changed since.

>>127332060
Now I need to listen to this, thanks bitch

>>127332157
any good streamers in general (any category)? ive always dismissed the site as being shit

>>127332164
Your AI music sounds like a retarded Number 5 robot made it while dying of robot AIDS

>>127332195
Thanks! Be kind to Suno though. It wrote bangers like this and I probably did a one sentence prompt for it. Can't remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_XDmEAbbk

>>127332192
depends what you like. twitch has pretty much anything.

>>127332217
not listening

>>127332117
Got you.

https://www.twitch.tv/thew6rst/clip/CogentRepleteBunnyPipeHype-CCxJ05BqMkZDvHfw?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time

Friends of harsh music, I am calling upon you to lead the revolution.
Abandon this pit of degenerancy and cliquespam and join the real thread.
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>>127332236
Listen. You'll be impressed.
>>127332239
Yeah, thanks for that. Not my kinda thing though xD

>>127332223
I'd like to think there's one or two trve ppl there. I tend to stick to platforms like here and Youtube though. Wanting to branch out abit.

>>127332259
i would rather the whole planet erupt in flames and wipe humanity out of existence than listen to a single second of your repulsive AI slop

>>127332274
Thanks! You seem a great person. Maybe you'll like Fishmaster? :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

Quite honestly: That Serbian AI music is actually shockingly good. I think I will try to push dissonance in metal further using this shit. You must be an idiot to bother learning an instrument in the current year.

>>127332302
Thanks! Means alot. Obviously real instruments is the way to be, but the more people use AI music for metal and legitimate causes like calling out dogs, the more humanity will benefit in the long term. That's the way I think :)

>>127332314
Don't mention it, my Serbian friend, I have long admired you and your wisdom. You are one of the good ones.

>>127332302
True, I love AI myself and am currently using it to mass produce Kpop faster than the korean slop factories can shit it out. Since I have no standards for music, its clear that the direct infinite feed of worthless trash entering my ears is an upgrade from having my spotify autoplaylist sometimes play anything worthwhile on mistake.

>>127332302
>>127332314
This is just sad dude. You lead a sad fucking life.

>>127332302
hey SeeFow what's going on? find any new metal over at r/metal?

go back

>>127332332
True, hate Big H, honestly I've been obsessed over him for years ever since he made fun of me for not being able to listen to 1 (one) Voivod album in 3 months before seeing them live. He called me a poser and I lost it, wrote up a huge essay that mindbroke me, I'll never be the same again, I see him laughing at me in my dreams.

>>127332326
Thanks fren :)
>>127332332
Who are you to judge me? I'm a nice person and I'm not sad. I get all kinds of weird bullying in here, and it bounces off me like water off a ducks back :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsbWHVJo31o

>>127332342
Got an upvote for my janny meme the other day, it was badass.

Or a seagulls back even :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_4hMpNxc1w

>>127332353
Many such cases.

>>127332354
Quite honestly my dude, never give up. We fucking love guys like you here. Me and most of the /metal/ discord and subreddit think you are literally the best poster here. You won with like 90% of the votes. Please make more hair metal AI metal, that shit rocks so hard.

>>127332302
H despises the Serbnigger. If you're going to larp as him, at least do it correctly.

Shreddit IQ strikes again

>>127332381
Appreciated! Fuck the psyops :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a8N8jS70Cg

>>127332382
He despises me too, and all I do is avatarfag here 24 hours a day as the Asian women I'll never be. Doesn't he get how epic gender transition is? We here in German are just more progressive I guess.

Varg R. Vikernes was ambushed by 14-21 prisoners of African descent in his jail cell and raped in the freezing winter of 1994.

I love this one! Riffusion doing a good atmospheric black metal track for once \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaJ4auqVw2c

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>>127332510
dont be troll

>>127329729
It's kinda like deathgrind. Check if you'll Vermin Womb.

an actual /metal/ thread, please

>>127332568
>>127332568
>>127332568

KEEP YOUR DOGS AT HOMEEEEE!!!!! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWnVjPYJToE

>>127332613
>>127332613
new

Non-troll new
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>>127332621
>>127332621

>>127330266
Sabbath

an actual good new thread.
>>127332694
>>127332694
>>127332694

thank you.

we are back at 280 posts no bump limit
keep your threads to yourselves
THIS is the real thread

>>127332556
Best I can give you is /xxr/. Or defy the 4chan general paradigm and just make a thread about whatever slice of metal you want to talk about.

Not posting in any of these threads. All will get nuked.
/metal/ should die.

>>127331096
>You people act like they are some kind of elder metal council
That's what it is.

>>127332748
kpopper got rekt kek
I KNEW it was him spreading bullshit about me. Fuck him. H's at least earnestly annoying. kslopper is just slime.

Janny feeling frisky rn

>>127331179
>glam metal
misnomer

what is going on lmao

>>127332459
Correct.

WOOO!! STRYPER! \\m//
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtf6EDY26x8

>>127332781
JaACKy took the day off and so we have a real moderator for once. Only explanation for Trannypopper actually catching a ban for the off topic spam for once.

New slam/dm kino riffs

https://vocaroo.com/1k37mrq78dx1

what you guys think?

>>127332799
You, sir, are the king of /metal/.

HEIL JUTE GYTE

Stryper is basically a christian King Diamond at the end of the day. The 777 stuff and yellow and black attack thing they do is actually more occult than 666 though, which is funny :D

Let’s get some discussion going, what new releases from this month do you like?

>>127332817
Correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eAZHnfe394

>>127332842
I only listen 80s metal

>>127332842
asunojokei zeppelin

>>127332842
I hate all mainstream shit nowadays, unless it's good. I don't keep up with new bands.

>>127332806
>https://vocaroo.com/1k37mrq78dx1
your riffs are damn good.
my only complaint is that i think drums should be a little less crisp-sounding. a deeper, possibly even distorted sound would be interesting.
add some tempo changes and shit too, rhythmic variation always helps when it comes to metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWh-Ozbrk-8
Most mainstream stuff I like \\m//

>>127332878
There's a lot of good shit that's come out so far this year. Idk about this month though.

fucking stupid schizo retards must have their shitpost op

>>127332928
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm yes, inherently.

Plenty of suspicious characters congregating right now

>>127332910
Alot of it industry plants and shills probably. I like finding new actual good bands though. Hoping for some of that in Summer Breeze next week!

PLEASE make sure to post in a real /metal/ thread and not in the simp version that will inevitably get created.

>>127332806
>https://vocaroo.com/1k37mrq78dx1
Nice sounds. Cleaner guitar playing than UDO at Wacken last week. Match it up with vocals and you're onto a winner.

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how do mfers live play fast paced alternate picking stuff with a guitar fairly low down? always got to have my shit fairly higher up like cuck shoulder which looks kinda gay, lower down looks cooler

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