Thread 127341816

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Anonymous 8/9/2025, 8:40:57 PM No.127341816 [Report] >>127341920 >>127342359 >>127342408 >>127342835

I've just checked the Guinness Book of Records and Jim doesnt appear anywhere, how can he claim to have eaten more chicken than any man ever seen?

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 8:46:39 PM No.127341850 [Report] >>127342359

He didn't want fame for his achievement, he did it for its own sake

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 8:47:57 PM No.127341861 [Report]

He lied to you. You should kill Jim Morrison.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 8:54:12 PM No.127341920 [Report] >>127342050

>>127341816 (OP)
They're supposed to have a nice Doors cover band an hour outside of town but I can't get a ride. Really I'm broke and would need a nice compadre to pay 4 gas. No jobs round where I'm at, everything is preoccupied by working class lifers. I just want to jam out and grow shrooms, being a farmer is one of the few prospects round these parts
Sometimes these cover bands are even better than the original ya know? Or maybe that's the cheap booze on tap, moshing seems to crank up these loner bar shows. You gotta be one of the few alive people in the audience

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:01:47 PM No.127341987 [Report] >>127342359

THIS IS THE END

MY FEATHERED FRIEND

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:08:29 PM No.127342050 [Report]

>>127341920
Jim was never been so broke that he couldn't leave town

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:38:01 PM No.127342359 [Report] >>127342499

chicken vox.jpg md5: 83ee3004...

>>127341816 (OP)
>>127341850
>>127341987
Because i broke the record, mate.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:42:23 PM No.127342408 [Report]

>>127341816 (OP)
sorry, bro. already debunked
>"At one point during a lunch break he asked what I was doing, and I told him this medical research thing. He asked if there was a Burger King around there and I said ‘Yeah I’m going back to the hospital, I can give you a ride’. Instead of dropping him off I joined him for lunch.He had two Cheese Whoppers and a malt shake.”

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:50:54 PM No.127342499 [Report] >>127342544

>>127342359
oh look, this faggot has arrived to spam his unfunny forced meme

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 9:54:57 PM No.127342544 [Report] >>127342861 >>127343019

kfcfull hack.jpg md5: 9f5972a9...

>>127342499
have some kfc, bitch.

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 10:27:01 PM No.127342790 [Report]

WHEN THE CHICKENS OVER

TURN OFF THE GRILL

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 10:31:20 PM No.127342835 [Report] >>127342870 >>127342922

>>127341816 (OP)
>More than any man has ever seen
No one was around to see it and verify it and Jim wasn't looking at the chicken while he shoved it in his mouth

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 10:33:57 PM No.127342861 [Report]

>>127342544
SOMETIMES YOU FRY CHICKEN ON A STOVE

Anonymous 8/9/2025, 10:34:57 PM No.127342870 [Report]

Burger King.jpg md5: f93450f9...