>>127479199
Long ago, in the crispy skies above Mount Gravy, Bono, the sunglasses-clad God of KFC, ruled with a greasy fist over the Golden Bucket of Eternal Chicken. This bucket was no mere vessel—it was said to contain the original 11 herbs and secrets of the universe, passed down by the Colonel himself in a flaming drumstick dream.

But trouble brewed in the indie heavens.

Radiohead, the glitchy titans of emotional dissonance, had grown hungry. Led by the cryptic warlock Thom Yorke, they cast lo-fi spells to steal tenders from Bono’s sacred supply, whispering lyrics like curses: "Everything in its right place… even your chicken."

>>127465878

Long ago, in the crispy skies above Mount Gravy, Bono, the sunglasses-clad God of KFC, ruled with a greasy fist over the Golden Bucket of Eternal Chicken. This bucket was no mere vessel—it was said to contain the original 11 herbs and secrets of the universe, passed down by the Colonel himself in a flaming drumstick dream.

But trouble brewed in the indie heavens.

Radiohead, the glitchy titans of emotional dissonance, had grown hungry. Led by the cryptic warlock Thom Yorke, they cast lo-fi spells to steal tenders from Bono’s sacred supply, whispering lyrics like curses: "Everything in its right place… even your chicken."

"Wings of Gold"

Verse 1
In a roadside light, on a desert night
The smoke is rising, hearts ignite
Oil and flame, it’s a holy rite
A taste of heaven in every bite

Pre-Chorus
Battered dreams and southern skies
Salt and fire in my eyes

Chorus
Oh, give me wings — wings of gold
In your heat, I lose control
Like a prayer, like a song
Fried and free, where I belong

Verse 2
Crackling skin, a sacred sound
Grease and grace on hallowed ground
From Memphis streets to Dublin rain
The hunger calls me back again

>>127356686
>BONO is undeniably the KING of chicken eating, FACT

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/u2s-bono-tips-80-year-old-deli-waitress-150-after-concert/

A server at Fairfax's Canter's Deli was unaware she was waiting on one of the biggest rock stars in the world, but her experience with U2's Bono made her a fan for life.

Bella Haig, 80, has been serving people at the deli for five decades, and had a special experience at the end of her shift on Friday morning. At approximately 3 a.m., she ended up serving the U2 frontman, along with some of his friends, after his concert.

Bono asked her to pick an appetizer for him.

"I went to the back and I said 'this guy doesn't look Jewish, but I'm going to get him some matzah ball soup with carrots and noodles and chicken," Haig said.