Thread 127366505

taylor album leaks

flapper / art deco / 20s

bejeweled video with dita von teese was an easter egg it appears

I'm here for it.

>>127366505 (OP)
I think this is what you call a “jumping the shark” moment

>>127366505 (OP)
>>127366520
h-hot

>>127366505 (OP)
I thought she was folk now?

>>127366572
you're telling it like it is

>>127366572
not really, but it is a sexy 35-year old billionaire going for more world topping hits.

>>127366505 (OP)
Her endorsement of Kamala was the most disgusting thing Ive ever read

>>127366762
You should probably read more things

>>127366505 (OP)
>>127366520
Muh dik

>>127366716
Very few pop girls have ever had top 10 hits past their early 30s. Walled hag is walled.

>>127366572
I think this is what you call telling it like it is

there is now a countdown on her website

>>127366862
And it immediately goes wood and is off the charts in a few weeks because nobody wants a 35 year old woman pretending to be 16, and anything she could possibly offer audiences is done by Sabrina Carpenter now.

>>127366505 (OP)
>>127366520
Hasn’t she dressed like that a lot in the past decade?

>haggard mid 30s women slutting it up
yes fucks yes, fucking love a loose milf

KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC COA COA COA COA U2 U2 U2

Posting on this board always revvs up and becomes extra fun whenever this whore releases new music. I'm all here for it. Might as well sticky this thread now.

>>127366509
>the amount of lyrics
looks like more rhythmic droning talk-singing extended monologue garbage she's done for the past 15 years

>>127366505 (OP)
i'd suck dick for tay

fake af
surely her people understand she's massively over-exposed and needs to disappear for a few years

>>127369084
never underestimate a narcissist's thirst for attention

>>127369059
we know

>>127366509
wow if this as a fake it's funny as fuck
those really seem like Swift song titles, except Father Figure and Cancelled.
Opalite is particularly good lol

KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC COA COA COA COA COA U2 U2 U2 U2 BONO BONO BONO BONO BONO

is it going to be another 30+ track album?
she's got Bad Bunny creeping up on her, she needs to trackmax like crazy


1 - DRAKE...........................118,273,734,583

2 - Taylor Swift........................108,025,648,940
3 - Bad Bunny.........................104,418,068,050
4 - The Weeknd........................82,985,260,703
5 - Justin Bieber........................62,852,576,519

I'm so excited. I'll be dedicating tonight's goon sesh to her.

>>127369150
if the leaks are true there will be 12 songs on this album

>>127366505 (OP)
I hope its just a zeppelin cover

>>127369219
very modest
PLS tell me fucking Jack Antonoff is not involved

She shits from there

>>127369225
That would be rather cool, anon. Let's just pretend for a moment that that's actually possible, what song would you think she'd be likely to cover and what song would you WANT her to cover? I think she'd do a good Kashmir; I'd love to hear her give it her all on Babe I'm Gonna Leave Ya, however.

>>127366509

B-But George Michael is deceased.

>>127369252
I'm gonna be honest I was just thinking of sticking my tongue up her ass while listening to stairway anon
Sorry it wasn't more deep than that

>>127369373
What's your deal exactly bono poster? I think he's gay too but I don't want him that much

>>127369392
>>"KFC Holds a great place in my heart. We irish share a kinship in the old art of poultry paganism. its the reason of my dissapointment of Jim Morrison´s true nature as a a beef enjoyer. pork and fish also spoil the spirit. chicken is the truth".

>>127369400
Pretty based that you wasted dubs on that post. anyway god bless

>>127369407
>its not only a KFC dream. its also Popeye´s dream. its also a Bojangles dream. Chick-a-filla´s dream. it unites america. and thats something the irish embrace. all the way to Africa"

>Paul "Col. sanders Bitch" Hewson

>>127369084
She is risking it all to be considered the all time great of this generation. Honestly, the 2020s are wide open for her to claim as her decade indisputably. She can claim the 2010s too, but in the 2010s people will say she was also competing with Adele, Drake, etc. However, so far the 2020s have been a shut out for Taylor.

>>127369415
>>"democracy is like a bucket. there´s space for more drumsticks. ours is just more greasy"

Pollo Vox

"Wings of Gold"

Verse 1
In a roadside light, on a desert night
The smoke is rising, hearts ignite
Oil and flame, it’s a holy rite
A taste of heaven in every bite

Pre-Chorus
Battered dreams and southern skies
Salt and fire in my eyes

Chorus
Oh, give me wings — wings of gold
In your heat, I lose control
Like a prayer, like a song
Fried and free, where I belong

Verse 2
Crackling skin, a sacred sound
Grease and grace on hallowed ground
From Memphis streets to Dublin rain
The hunger calls me back again

>>127369467
Pre-Chorus
Hold me close, hold me tight
In your flavor, I see light

Chorus
Oh, give me wings — wings of gold
In your heat, I lose control
Like a prayer, like a song
Fried and free, where I belong

Bridge
Bridge
It’s not just food, it’s salvation
Crunch and soul — a revelation
Lift me high, don't let me fall
This crispy love, it feeds us all

Outro
Oh-oh, wings of gold
Lift my soul, take me home
Where the spice runs deep and bold
Yeah, wings of gold…

Man in White"
(A love letter to Colonel Sanders)

Verse 1
He came in white, from the southern skies
With a twinkle in his eye and a secret he hides
Eleven dreams in a battered tin
He spoke of love through the skin it's in

Pre-Chorus
And I believed in the gospel he fed
In the crunch and the warmth and the words he said
Chorus
Oh, Colonel, my Colonel — you saved my soul
With your hand on my heart and a bucket to hold
Yeah, I followed the light, to your golden stand
Fell in love with a legend, not just a man

Verse 2
He’s got a tie like a preacher, suit like a saint
Finger-licked wisdom, no need to paint
Through the hunger, through the noise
He gave the world something more than toys

Pre-Chorus
And in that red and white cathedral glow
I found a kind of peace I didn’t know

>>127369505
Chorus
Oh, Colonel, my Colonel — your touch was divine
Every bite was a hymn, every meal a sign
Yeah, I’d walk through the fire, through oil and flame
Just to whisper again your holy name

Bridge
Some seek truth in ancient pages
But I found grace in crispy cages
Of chicken skin and southern charms
You held the world inside your arms

Outro
So here's to you, in that suit so clean
More than a face on a fast food dream
Yeah, Colonel, my Colonel — I understand
You didn’t just feed me…
You made me a fan.

Beyonce will be seething, as she watches Taylor win Album Of The Year a 5th time at the Grammys.

"Fried Over Fear"
(KFC > Taylor Swift)

Verse 1
She sings her songs with the city lights
Chasing stardust through endless nights
But I’ve got something that speaks to me
A golden secret, crispy and free

Pre-Chorus
They say her name in the headlines, loud
But I’m chasing something beyond the crowd

Chorus
KFC, you’re more than the sound
Of pop hits and heartbreaks all around
When the world is spinning out of control
Your flavor brings me back to my soul
Oh, KFC — you’re all I need
More than fame, more than creed
Forget the stars, forget the game
Fried chicken, you’ve got my name

>>127369555
Verse 2
She wrote about love, about red lipstick
But it’s grease on my hands that does the trick
Her love songs burn bright in the air
But nothing compares to the taste we share

Pre-Chorus
You’ll hear her sing from the top of the world
But I’m satisfied with my chicken twirl

Chorus
KFC, you’re more than the sound
Of pop hits and heartbreaks all around
When the world is spinning out of control
Your flavor brings me back to my soul
Oh, KFC — you’re all I need
More than fame, more than creed
Forget the stars, forget the game
Fried chicken, you’ve got my name

Bridge
Oh, Taylor, you’re sweet in your ways
But there’s a world that’s bigger than stage plays
It’s in the fryer, it’s in the heat
The world’s got its beat, but this is the treat

>>127369565
Outro
So let the lights flash, let her shine
I’ll take my bucket, it’s my time
KFC, you’re my sweet release
In your golden crust, I find my peace
Yeah, fried over fear, I’m with you, my friend
‘Cause KFC’s the only love that’ll never end…

>>127369589
>orange and gold

Lemon Chicken
Flour Me Egg Me Crumb Me Grill Me
Stuck In A KFC You Can't Get Out Of
Colonelropa
No KFC On The Horizon
Achtung Chicken
Mysterious Glaze

>>127369589
>orange fool

Talentless whore.

With or Without Wings
Where the streets have KFC
I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Frying For
The Sweetest wing
Mysterious Crunch
Chicken fried Chicken
The Unforgetable fryer

>>127369150
kys ovhoetard

The Life of Pablo (Taylor's Version)

>>127366780
Post gf, stud

>>127366509
taylor swift confirmed as a george michael fangirl. good song tho
https://youtu.be/m_9hfHvQSNo

>KFC meme forcer trying this hard
Please go back.

>>127369150
Ive never listened to one song of his. How is he so popular

>>127372116
>How is he so popular
Unironically Jews.

>>127372116
Maybe it’s just you? everyone likes Bad Bunny.

>>127372116
Drake is Jewish so he gets a pass.

>>127374039
Only Hispanics like Bad Bunny.

>>127374150
His usa 2022 stadium tour was sold out.

>>127372116
>>127374086
Oh I thought you meant Drake. Yeah I have no idea who Bad Bunny is and only heard his name like twice. It's more shoehorned goyslop music like "Morgan Wallen" (literally nobody knows who he is).

>>127366505 (OP)
>how far can I go leeching off Chapell Roan

didn't christina do this same shit in like 2006

album covr is pure fap material.

>song called "canccled"

lol

i aint listening to this shit anyways, ill continue fapping to taylor ai porn though

Rockbird [Geffen, 1986]
It's her achievement and her curse that just listening to the record you'd think she never went away. Vocal technique and vocal identity are sharper than when she withdrew from the fray five years ago, and the songs are brasher and more insouciant than on The Hunter or KooKoo or Autoamerican. If the sound could be a mite fresher, that's because the world is now overrun with the dance-rock Harry made possible--just as it's overrun with cartoon sexpots carrying tunes, whose collective existence give her a larger identity problem she refuses to confront. But it's also because the late '70s were Harry's heyday. Not too many pop icons get more than one of those. B

>>127366505 (OP)
Hurry, before I have to move onto the next album
https://strawpoll.com/NoZr3ax0Xy3/

>>127374576
While we’re at it
https://strawpoll.com/LVyK25JDQZ0/

>>127366505 (OP)
Britney Spears Circus?

Where did it all go so wrong?

>>127372116
Hispanics make up 18.7% of the total US population

Bump

>>127374640
taylor is finally maturing as an artist.

>>127372116
have sex incel

>>127372095
COA

>>127375238
Taking notes from a garden gnome/Disney industry plant to stay relevant is not maturing

type taylor swift on google and see what happens

>>127375409
Confetti

>>127375238
She should be collaborating with people her own age

>>127366505 (OP)
She looks hot but its so disappointing if this is her weird ass Lana Del Rey Hollywood, Vegas glamour album or whatever.

She will be 40 before she even tries metal or rock and then will be too old to do it so gay.
This album is probably Tay trying to grab the gay audience from Chappell and Billie which is smart because they are gay icons but make music for lesbians, so its like this untapped market a bit.

>>127375672
Billie is currently dating a straight white male and is a racist white supremacist now I guess
Not that much of a gay icon

>>127375672
orange is the lesbian color i would love to see a campy tswizzle album

she needs to start getting weird

>>127366505 (OP)
>>127366509
>>127366520

>>127366572
>famous female gets older
>starts revealing more skin
>soft-core porn after 40
She's following in the footsteps of Cher and JLo.

>>127366505 (OP)
I'd watch her take a leak.

lol

every hoe eventually gets to their hoe era

of course she's had it her whole life but still kept that sweetheart shit going

lmao

gets into a relationship with actual marriage talk on the cards and that's the time to show the most skin and act like the biggest hoe

suck it up trav

you wanted the fame right

enjoy yet another shit test you negress fucking faggot

yay new background music for target and starbucks

>>127372116
Turd worlders.

Can't wait for the lead single titled "Fuck Blacks" (feat. Chvrches)

>>127366505 (OP)
>>127366509
Fake. Colors are mint and gold/mint and orange

>>127372116
He use to do endless amount of features, often on other rappers big single. Taylor has a tiny fraction of features that he has.

>>127377425
Obsessed

Queen of /mu/

>>127366505 (OP)
Made for

BIG
HINDU
LUND

>>127377425
A Lavren feature would legitimately be amazing.

>>127375857
Definitely might be hardcore campy
I forgot about Miley Cyrus who is the real gay icon. If Taylor could even sniff Mileys strapon it could be a banger album.

>>127375705
Man I am just old and lost I thought she was still crazy dykin it. You can't even replace how a man feels about a woman, its like boring dating a woman she will always be your "partner" yawnfest, a man will always be either above or below you however you like it. Women love being worshipped like a cat.

>>127366762
Are you happy with pedo Trump?

Taylor doing sexy in 2025??

>>127379488
not music. fuck off.

>>127368713

She's prepping the public for her lesbian sextape era. She'll release a two-and-a-half-hour JAV-style NC-17 romance musical to theaters and premium streaming with Lana Del Rey. It'll make eight-hundred million dollars and win the Palme d'Or.

>>127366505 (OP)
this is just sad

>>127366505 (OP)
some anon itt will be the first person in the history of the world to cum tribute this image

>>127379566
replace fat lana by dua lipa and her huge cock

>>127379591
more like based

>>127377440
Anon said in the other thread that it looks like she's riding a horse (implying a return to pop-country, perhaps?)

>>127366509

Thanks for posting your new album for us, Taylor Alison. We know you're one of us at heart. We your true fans will always love you most of all.

She’s copying Addison Rae, that’s crazy work

>>127379854
who's the fatty in the picture

>>127377127
Meatheads don’t know when they’re being used and manipulated

>>127366762
More like her not being a vegan despite being the biggest pop star since Madonna.

I just want another album like reputation. Is that too much to ask?

>>127380291
Is she ever doing a TV on that one?

>>127380090

Nobody should ever be a vegan, Fantano.

>>127366505 (OP)
>Her name was Kitty / Made her money being pretty and witty / They gave her the keys to this city / Then they said she didn’t do it legitly
white women listen to this and think it's profound btw

>>127366505 (OP)
she has no good albums

>>127369084
>>127377440
it's real, people already identified the location
https://www.instagram.com/p/C3oIYC_NPs2/

>>127381011
men read lyrics without context and get mad that it's not some poetic masterpiece.

>>127381011
>>127381070
The global culture is centered around white women. They have holidays for white women. They listen to white women music. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from white women. They post sassy gifs about white women. They watch BuzzFeed-esque sketch comedy slop in worship of white women. They use white women slang like "vibe" (verb) and "bestie". All modern websites are completely overrun with white women. Men/coomer/gays sit around jerking off to white women porn while women sit around watching white women podcasts. They worship white women like Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter and Gracie Abrams while attacking the men who actually built their industry/ies before white women took over. Their movies are filled with white women and their music charts are topped by white women. They send white women to the Olympics and celebrate when the white women win because those white women are true red blooded american patriarchy smashers. They watch white women porn to a point where any previously male-fronted space being completely invaded and co-opted by white women is completely okay because white women make their penises hard. They will tell you how much they hate holes and how they’re MGTOW and they are just jerking off to white women but the evidence speaks for itself in that thread entire world has always been and will be a planet of white women worshipping white women

>>127381070
high school english teacher here. i see better poetry written by 7th graders. for a grown woman to write "poetry" like swift does, it is laughably bad.

>>127381011
Yeah I think there’s going to be even more insufferable feminist kvetching in this album than Lover and Midnights combined

>>127381121
lyric writing isn't poetry, retard. What matters is context. 95% of songs are bad writing if just read them on a surface level. You have to pair them with melodies and instrumentals to get the full artistic impact.

>>127381138
>what is prose
i will admit there's a difference between writing well and writing poetry well. it also begs the question of what poetry 'is', and how that compares to lyrics, considering both traditionally adhere to stress, meter, and rhyme scheme. it's interesting how you mention melody, considering almost all of swift's verse lyrics are just talk-sung in monotone fashion without much melody at all.

don't know why this dumb nigga is defending this shit with "muh context!!!" like the whole track's lyrics didn't leak lol

>>127381157
her talk-singing was only a thing for recent releases. She was way more melodic pre-2020's.

Did the cover leak?

>>127381166
>feat. Sabrina Carpenter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5hooO64dQc

>>127381189
not yet. cover reveal in 15 hours

>>127381264
This garden gnome wouldn’t hurt a flea

>>127380369
I think she's planning on it yea.

>>127366520
black bob cuts are sexo

taywife

>>127381280
I can't edge for 15 hours.

>>127381011
Is she gonna start with the weird awkward rap singing that she did on reputation?

>>127379854
Yeah there are too many younger pop hoes around and that's making her nervous. Although to me this looks more like a Chappel Roan rip off than anything else. Best to strike now that roans last three song releases flopped. She also probably wants to distract from the Blake lively drama which fucked her good pr image.

>>127381138
If dumb fuck cucks like professors are going to compare her to Shakesheare then you better believe it should work under a microscope you dumb fuck stan

>>127366509
trite track names

>>127381121
>high school english teacher here
You are a failure.

>>127383145
"Actually romantic" wow a modern pop woman actually used that word

>>127383155
i'm not american, teaching is highly respected in my country and pays very well

>>127366509
coulda included a song cover or two if she'd ever shown any interest in them

>>127383213
Those who can't do, teach.

>>127383155
Society needs high school teachers.

>>127383213
>and pays very well
No it doesn't.

she hasn't released a good album, why should we care?

>>127383234
americans*, who can't do, teach

>>127383249
i post this from my own detached house in the suburbs as i save for my next holiday, but let's get back on topic

>>127383234
>>127383155
Ah yes, Beethoven couldn't do. What a failure of a composer he was that he taught Czerny, Bridgetower, Brunsvik, Ertmann and Ries.

>>127383412
Because she's showing naked hips and ass

>>127366505 (OP)
GOD I hope Travis is pumping thick hot loads into that Swiftpussy nightly and maybe her asshole too and also over her face
>>127381011
Christ she's a horrific lyricist lmao

>>127383469
>Because she's showing naked hips and ass
IDK about you but I would have rather seen them in 2009.

>>127383539
She had no ass in 2009

>>127383539
Same, I preferred the wholesome cute sticc Swift, not the functioning-alcoholic music business empress Swift

>>127366505 (OP)
she still pissed at chad?

>>127384155
Also cf. Christgau's review of Hejira. Nobody likes a rich sexually loose pop plutocrat.

>>127366505 (OP)
It doesn't look green and orange/gold that the clip and website show but I'll believe it as a deluxe or alternative cover. She should do a nude cover

>>127383539
I would have rather seen Hayley's bits in 2009 than now too for that matter.

>>127366505 (OP)
>her team is finally making her introduce some actual sex appeal to her image after Sabrina Carpenter craze
Just wish she did it earlier when she wasn't a hag.

>>127366505 (OP)
this is the first sexy image of taylor swift i've ever seen. that hippa and assa is looking good! i wish she'd go ahead and get pregnant cause you know she'd turn into a total plaphog post-pregnancy.

>>127383249
>No it doesn't.
It's a great job if you don't end up in some low-income area. Great benefits, summers off + 3 weeks during the school year.

lol, half of these posts are just the u2 fried chicken schizo

go to taylorswift.com

>>127366505 (OP)
I wanna LEAK over her alBUM

>>127385476
Nice nudes

>>127385476
virus do not click

>>127381011

So this album is going to be all about her career and her private jet problems ? Business as usual. Folklore was a great album because she admitted it was all made up stories.

little reminder