>>127623215
>>I EAT MORE CHICKEN THAN ANY MAN EVER SEEN
No, you dont. burger boy

>>127462435
>>COA
the fuck, thats not KFC!

"Fried Over Fear"
(KFC > Taylor Swift)

Verse 1
She sings her songs with the city lights
Chasing stardust through endless nights
But I’ve got something that speaks to me
A golden secret, crispy and free

Pre-Chorus
They say her name in the headlines, loud
But I’m chasing something beyond the crowd

Chorus
KFC, you’re more than the sound
Of pop hits and heartbreaks all around
When the world is spinning out of control
Your flavor brings me back to my soul
Oh, KFC — you’re all I need
More than fame, more than creed
Forget the stars, forget the game
Fried chicken, you’ve got my name

>>127300310
>>sits on the toilet seat eating fried chicken
hey, lock the door on the way out, mate

>>127294325
>dominos pizza
fuck off mate, this is a chicken board

>Hate pizza
>Hate Burgers
>Hate Pasta
>Hate Tacos
>Hate Hot Dogs
>Hate Beef
>Hate Pork
>Hate Fish
>Hate Soda
>Hate Cakes
>Hate Ice Cream
>Hate Cereal
>Hate Water
>LOVE KFC

Simple as that

>Come on Edge, fry that Stove