Thread 127411912

I’m gonna need a list of piano tunes that can seduce aristocratic trustfunders, art school hipsters, crustpunk adjacent girls, naive college girls, jazzbo cig smokers, and bitches that winter in Florida.

I’ll give you a few examples to help me:

“Avril 14th” by Aphex Twin
“Chumming the Ocean” by Archers of Loaf
“Nothing is Easy” by Lungfish
“Love Will Tear Us Apart” by Joy Division
“Rebound” and “Flame” by Sedadoh

Classical shit is welcome, like Satie, Alkan, Khatchaturian

>>127411912 (OP)
the titanic song i think

>>127411912 (OP)
Take em off.

You need to douche

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMjQygwPI1c

>>127411920
Good thinking

>>127411932
Also sexy. Keep going…

>>127411912 (OP)
I've got you, bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MviBlaTIV-s

Two Weeks - Grizzly Bear

I played Clair De Lune in a Guitar Center the other day and some cute fifty year old bitch nearly fucked me because of it.

>>127412284
Funny, I was doing “Fool in the Rain” an hour ago. Definitely panty dropping.


To add, I can do a piano version of K3pt” by Crystal Castles. Surely there must be a Grimes tune.

I’ve got a few Taylor Swift tunes, too, which are easy enough. And that Addison Rae one in Cminor Gminor Bbmaj Fmaj

>>127412323
Ohh good thinking. I can do some of “Barque Sur L’Ocean”, so maybe the impressionists are where the pussy is at.

>>127412295
I never liked this tune but “Southern Point” is a banger

This one is panty dropping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA_UKwwcZug

This one is panty-dropping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA_UKwwcZug

>>127412395
You got me moist and I added “Only Love Can Break Your Heart” (I like the St. Etienne version better)

>>127411912 (OP)
Stone freezing classic
https://youtu.be/ddzQqXn1LUA

Satie's Gymnopedie 1. Easy to learn too

>>127412612
Agreed. Any other sexy classics that ruins laundry day?

>>127412609
Never heard of this but seems easy enough. Thank you for your SEXY contribution

>>127411912 (OP)
Gonna need at least 10 more, anons.

Focus damnit, heres a gondola

>>127411912 (OP)
Vampyre of time and memory by QOTSA

>>127411912 (OP)
Play Debussy, get da pussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh36PaE-Pf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYLjHziapRs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l9J0LkuERk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqXwzUW_fhM

>>127411912 (OP)
Memphis Slim - Beer Drinking Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0GrmmlCJu4

>>127412323
there's a scene in Black Mirror I think (might've been Love Death and Robots) where an actress pretends to play that and cannot play, so they go to dub over it. Then a girl shows up and plays it perfectly and the actress ends up jumping her bones.

Like this anon >>127418016 says ...

>>127418126
here it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H9If0NUAaA