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Anonymous No.127415633 >>127415656 >>127415666 >>127415670 >>127415695 >>127416097 >>127421764
/metal/ aka /shreddit/
Reddit Bands Edish

FAQ: reddit.com/r/Metal/

OLD: reddit.com/r/Metal/comments/1mqtdgu/shreddits_daily_discussion_august_15_2025/
Anonymous No.127415656
>>127415633 (OP)
Based Reddit!
Anonymous No.127415662
heheheheheh
Anonymous No.127415664
We love reddit metal like Jute Gyte here
Anonymous No.127415666
>>127415633 (OP)
ETERNAL HEILS TO REDDIT AND THE NARWHAL BACON
Anonymous No.127415670
>>127415633 (OP)
are they still going to like emperor after finding out the drummer stabbed a homo to death
Anonymous No.127415675
I just roke up
Anonymous No.127415679
Jute Reddit
Anonymous No.127415687 >>127415831 >>127415879 >>127418887
Anonymous No.127415695 >>127415699 >>127415740 >>127416301 >>127416636 >>127416966 >>127417537 >>127419772 >>127419958 >>127420285 >>127420468 >>127420585 >>127421425 >>127421467 >>127421698 >>127421814 >>127421928
>>127415633 (OP)
BLASTING?
Anonymous No.127415699 >>127415797
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127415740
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127415797 >>127415808 >>127416437
>>127415699
Holy diaper
You've been drowned too long in my midnight pee
Oh what's coming out of me
Ride the caca
You can smell it's stench and you know I ain't clean
Oh don't you see what i mean
Gotta get changed
Holy diaper
Anonymous No.127415808
>>127415797
>You can smell it's
You were so close to perfection man
Anonymous No.127415826 >>127415860 >>127416778
I will never forgive Dio for trying to steal Sabbath from Ozzy. He is the reason I don't trust little people.
Anonymous No.127415831
>>127415687
What metal band is this guy in?
Anonymous No.127415860 >>127415889
>>127415826
>steal Sabbath from Ozzy
Pozzy literally wrote nothing in Sabbath, we hate that bagel baker here.
Anonymous No.127415879
>>127415687
Ad Mysterium.
Anonymous No.127415887 >>127415895 >>127415899
Explain the band name
>Wolves in the Throne Room

Just straight facts, not le deep Reddit Jungian symbolism
Anonymous No.127415889 >>127415894
>>127415860
Ozzy was a good Christian man and the only reason Sabbath took off.
Anonymous No.127415894 >>127415903
>>127415889
Pozzy was born of the tribe and ensured his children were members too.
Anonymous No.127415895
>>127415887
stop
Anonymous No.127415899 >>127415906
>>127415887
The king's court are wolves that, when the time is right, will gang up on and murder him
Anonymous No.127415903
>>127415894
Nothing wrong with that, you Palestinefreak.
Anonymous No.127415906 >>127416800
>>127415899
Where are the King's guards/knight protectors?
Anonymous No.127415915 >>127415935 >>127416437
>I freaking hate Ozzy and make fun of his death LOL I AM SO FUNNY!
Anonymous No.127415918 >>127415966
Anonymous No.127415928 >>127415946
Pozzy's death was a benefit to metal and the planet as a whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8xL6IUsJ8o
Anonymous No.127415935 >>127415951 >>127415967
>>127415915
Kekky is vegan so he's basically the opposite of that. Sickly and stick figure-esque. A middle schooler could heem him
Anonymous No.127415946 >>127416038 >>127416347
>>127415928
Someone hat this nigga
Anonymous No.127415951 >>127415967 >>127416001
>>127415935
>Geezer Butler, bassist for Black Sabbath, is a long-time vegan. He adopted a vegetarian lifestyle at the age of eight
>Bill Ward, the drummer for the band Black Sabbath, is a vegan

They look healthy, still going strong in their old age
Anonymous No.127415966
>>127415918
Why does this guy look so inbred?
Anonymous No.127415967 >>127415998
>>127415935


>>127415951
Cue the "shiieeeeet muhfucka what bout dat fried chickun doe???"
Anonymous No.127415980
go on a diet you idiot
Anonymous No.127415998 >>127416010
>>127415967
Only meat has the right amount of essential proteins. I believe you're just trolling.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqC6zvesBo
Anonymous No.127416001
>>127415951
Also you should have noted that these two are the best parts of Sabbath.
Anonymous No.127416010 >>127416024 >>127416052 >>127416121
>>127415998
>Only meat has the right amount of essential proteins
Anonymous No.127416012
Judas Priest
Anonymous No.127416024
>>127416010
this looks exactly like me
Anonymous No.127416038
>>127415946
As you wish!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOmZKgGaU8
Anonymous No.127416049
>just roke up and took a massive shit
Metal for this feel?
Anonymous No.127416052 >>127416060
>>127416010
>eating meat has generally been seen as a right-wing thing
>getting the vaccine has generally been seen as a left-wing thing
See, if you weren't vegan you'd have the brainpower to realize your meme makes no sense
Anonymous No.127416060
>>127416052
>>eating meat has generally been seen as a right-wing thing
You wish.
Anonymous No.127416097 >>127416812 >>127419377
>>127415633 (OP)
>Black Sabbath
Excellent
>Iron Maiden
Interesting
>Metallica
All time great
>Slayer
Shit
>Death
Shit
>Judas Priest
Interesting
>Megadeth
Interesting
>Bathory
Meh
>candlemass
Meh
>Mastodon
Curl of the Burl is their only good song
>Sepultura
Meh
>Motorhead
3 good songs
Anonymous No.127416121 >>127416139
>>127416010
>my entire political philosophy revolves around being afraid of needles
Anonymous No.127416139 >>127416152
>>127416121
>I greentext imaginary statements
Anonymous No.127416152
>>127416139
>I farted
Anonymous No.127416177 >>127416437
>I'm a vegan metalhead!
Anonymous No.127416185
Kill yourselves.
Anonymous No.127416189
I’m looking forward to some metal discussion
Anonymous No.127416191 >>127416202
the new coroner song was mid
Anonymous No.127416195
>I'm a metalhead!
Anonymous No.127416202
>>127416191
>boomer glory days rehash
It was always going to suck.
Anonymous No.127416209 >>127416248
I feel new OSDM revival is brewing
can you guys feel it too?
Anonymous No.127416221 >>127416229 >>127416437
New Babymetal rocks my dudes
Anonymous No.127416229 >>127416245
>>127416221
Not metal.
Anonymous No.127416245
>>127416229
snippers are metal
Anonymous No.127416248
>>127416209
Not gonna happen, since zoomgods don't care about plodcore.
Anonymous No.127416293 >>127416304
Nobody will ever top this perfection of dissonance.
Anonymous No.127416294
Euronymous sucks cocks in hell.
Anonymous No.127416301
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127416304 >>127417920
>>127416293
Anonymous No.127416308 >>127416322
Are these threads usually this shit during the weekends?
Anonymous No.127416322 >>127416328
>>127416308
Only when Trannypopper is here (every weekend and every day, they never leave).
Anonymous No.127416328 >>127416335
>>127416322
Who the fuck is Trannypopper?
Anonymous No.127416335 >>127416342 >>127416350 >>127416370 >>127416397 >>127416589
>>127416328
German tranner who's job is being a secretary, wishes they were the kpop girls they post, instead they live a lonely childless life being the leftover incellic product of the Russian rape of Germany after Xer nazi grandpa was blasted into pieces with no remorse. While we all wish it was xer who was blown up instead, we are left with this vidya and 4cuck posting addict that doesn't listen to metal but posts here everyday 16 hours a day.

Pic related is their yearly scrobbles (note a "scrobble" is just one song, you have probably "scrobbled" more music in one week than xhe has in an entire 12 months.)
Anonymous No.127416342 >>127416347
>>127416335
meds
Anonymous No.127416347
>>127416342
Whoops, meant to reply to >>127415946
Anonymous No.127416350 >>127416370
>>127416335
You shouldn’t document shitposters like this.
Anonymous No.127416370 >>127416397
>>127416350
Maybe they should actually listen to some music instead of playing Borderland skinnerbox slop 16 hours a day while spamming the general. Trannypopper has probably posted more images of Kslop than even bothered to listen to the albums lmao >>127416335
Anonymous No.127416397 >>127416428 >>127416437
>>127416335
>>127416370
what posts in this thread are his?
Anonymous No.127416422 >>127416503
Remember that posts that talk about people and not metal are off-topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uZV6vbPZys
Anonymous No.127416428
>>127416397
More importantly, why would someone avatarfag as some slavshit composer in a metal thread?
Anonymous No.127416437
>>127416397
Basically all the shitty stock images with greentext, all the Ben Garrison style filenames, and any mention of diapers is xer:
>>127416221
>>127416177
>>127415915
>>127415797

So basically just look for the lowest effort least funny spam posts in the thread, and you'll find out tranny secretary.
Anonymous No.127416451
>edited (you) pic in 3...2...1...
Anonymous No.127416495
>I love talking about other metalposters
Anonymous No.127416502 >>127416508 >>127416723
>I love spamming
Anonymous No.127416503
>>127416422
Thanks janny
Anonymous No.127416508
>>127416502
Just your average bugposter.
Anonymous No.127416566
Any metal with badass turtles???
Anonymous No.127416589
>>127416335
Thanks
Anonymous No.127416611 >>127416920 >>127417920
>What if we blatantly ripoff Suffocation, but do it so well no one will care?
Based.
Anonymous No.127416636
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127416653 >>127416706
No one cares about Suffogaytion.
Anonymous No.127416706 >>127416719
>>127416653
I care.
Anonymous No.127416712 >>127416722
Suffo isn't a real band anymore, just Ashy Larry and Pals.
Anonymous No.127416719
>>127416706
You are no one.
Anonymous No.127416722
>>127416712
Death ceased to be a death metal band after "Spiritual Healing". Human still had few death metallish moment, but it was clear that Chuck had given up on death metal by that time
Anonymous No.127416723
>>127416502
Kjanny doesn't like that webm kek.
Anonymous No.127416728
Suffocation up to Despise the Sun is based.
Suffocation after Despise the Sun is gay.
Anonymous No.127416735 >>127416739 >>127416778 >>127416806
Explain the band name
>Wolves in the Throne Room

Just give me the straight facts, not le deep Jungian symbolist explanation
Anonymous No.127416739 >>127416750
>>127416735
Why do you keep posting this?
Anonymous No.127416750
>>127416739
Are you implying that I don't know the true meaning of the name?

I don't spam it, I just haven't seen anyone explain it yet
Anonymous No.127416756
have a good day metalheads
Anonymous No.127416758 >>127416771
Stoner doom reigns supreme
Anonymous No.127416771 >>127416801
>>127416758
Reigns supreme over faggotry.
Anonymous No.127416778
>>127416735
>Man-rat abominations
>>127415826
>Ackpoppers
Anonymous No.127416796 >>127416837 >>127416869 >>127416918
Do you like russian metalheads?
Anonymous No.127416800
>>127415906
They were sheep
Anonymous No.127416801
>>127416771
Black(ed) metal reigns supreme over homosexuality though.
Anonymous No.127416806
>>127416735
They're furfags. Now stop spamming.
Anonymous No.127416812
>>127416097
>Slayer
>Shit
it's ok to be gay anon
Anonymous No.127416828 >>127416837 >>127416918
Anonymous No.127416837 >>127416852
>>127416796
>>127416828
I wanna put my Sauerkraut in her Pierogi if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.127416852
>>127416837
>Pierogi
Fuggg, I meant Pirozhki :DDD
Anonymous No.127416869 >>127416877 >>127416886
>>127416796
Prefer /metal/heads myself.
Anonymous No.127416877
>>127416869
she has a feminine penis tho
Anonymous No.127416881
I would bet a thousand dollars this whore has had a few dozen men inside her.
Anonymous No.127416886
>>127416869
I knew Sacramentum was estrogenic.
Anonymous No.127416918
>>127416796
>>127416828
it's just that streamer that measures almost 150cm
she's a poser
Anonymous No.127416920 >>127416935
>>127416611
I see it as Suffocation but much less technical.
Anonymous No.127416932 >>127416942
>keeping track of schizos is more important than discussing metal
the absolute state
Anonymous No.127416935
>>127416920
Sounds like something Suffocation could have put out between Human Waste and Effigy.
Anonymous No.127416936
Why are the wolves hungry for the throne?
Anonymous No.127416942 >>127416952
>>127416932
Alright, let’s discuss Swedish death then.
Anonymous No.127416952
>>127416942
the worst death metal scene. they all copy left hand path.
Anonymous No.127416966 >>127416983 >>127416994
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127416971 >>127416992
>named Dead
>is dead
who writes this shit?
Anonymous No.127416977 >>127416998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OLaBFB1Mig
Anonymous No.127416983
>>127416966
>Traci Lords titties
Here I coom, bros.
Anonymous No.127416992
>>127416971
He was a kid that fell into the wrong crowd.
Anonymous No.127416994 >>127417000
>>127416966
Disgusting, sexist shit.
Anonymous No.127416998 >>127417008
>>127416977
I found this album in a used CD store when I was a teenager and played the shit out of it.
Anonymous No.127416999 >>127417021
Manowar
Anonymous No.127417000
>>127416994
What’s wrong with being sexy?
Anonymous No.127417008 >>127417013 >>127417014
>>127416998
And now you enjoy the taste of dicks. Poonsmell is the peak of shitassery.
Anonymous No.127417013 >>127417028
>>127417008
Wolfheart is based. Everything afterwards is as gay as you are.
Anonymous No.127417014 >>127417079
>>127417008
>And now you enjoy the taste of dicks. Poonsmell is the peak of shitassery.
Anonymous No.127417021
>>127416999
Manowar gfs
Anonymous No.127417028
>>127417013
Wolfheart more like Adolphfart.
Anonymous No.127417040 >>127417048 >>127417056
i don't understand this discussion. where is the metal?
Anonymous No.127417048
>>127417040
Up your ass
Anonymous No.127417056 >>127417067
>>127417040
Who cares about that shit? I am all for booze and babes and maybe somes Serbian AI metal.
Anonymous No.127417064 >>127417096 >>127417139
Peter TΓ€gtgren is the Scott Burns of Sweden.
Anonymous No.127417067
>>127417056
>Serbian AI metal
Hated here
I often daydream about hunting him down with my dog
Anonymous No.127417079
>>127417014
Imagine making every kshit 'stan' run the killing fields. Would be laffs.
Anonymous No.127417096 >>127417148
>>127417064
>Scott Burns of Sweden

I think that title goes to the Sunlight Studio guy
Anonymous No.127417139 >>127417160 >>127417246
>>127417064
Is Dan SwanΓΆ the Andy Sneap?
Anonymous No.127417148 >>127417170 >>127417201
>>127417096
No I think Skogsberg had more talent than did TΓ€gtgren or Burns. His works tend to hold up much better, they aren't tinny and clicky nonsense. Rather woody, I'd say.
Anonymous No.127417160 >>127417192
>>127417139
Did Andy Sneap ever leave Windows beep sounds in a final mix?
Anonymous No.127417170 >>127417246
>>127417148
I've listened his prod interviews he was pretty much experimenting with the bands like they came up with the HM-2 buzzsaw sound just by accident
Anonymous No.127417192 >>127417210
>>127417160
>ever leave Windows beep sounds in a final mix?

When this happens? Where can I hear it
Anonymous No.127417198 >>127417218
Metallica is a country band...but at least fuckin ghost isn't on there. That shit SUCKs...like fuck...FUCK
Anonymous No.127417201 >>127417770
>>127417148
Is that JImmy Saville?
Anonymous No.127417210
>>127417192
on some Gorement compilation
Carcass cover song I think
Anonymous No.127417218 >>127417258
>>127417198
Metallica is the first not-diapershit band,
Anonymous No.127417246 >>127417275
>>127417139
>Andy Sneed
Tinny.

>Dan SwanΓΆ
Far better than TΓ€gtgren. He had a good ear, which helped make up for his lack of recording expertise in the early days. I am convinced that he had a heavy hand as producer on a lot of albums, contributing arrangements and even his own tracks. Sacramentum's first album is probably just SwanΓΆ fucking around with 4-part guitar harmonies and getting the band to play it for him.

>>127417170
Makes sense. As I understand it, it's not the HM-2 alone but the pedal in conjunction with very exaggerated EQ on the recording console/mixing board. The HM-2 itself adds a ridiculous amount of harmonics when dimed on all knobs (as was custom), and the circuit creates a frequency emphasis around 1 khz, which is why it sounds so crunchy and full.
Anonymous No.127417258
>>127417218
Yeah, they only switched to country at a later time. Along of course because it's reddit
>pretend Pantera doesn't exist anymore
Anonymous No.127417271
>Ozzy Osbourne’s Final Show Marked by Health Struggles On Stage

>Birmingham, UK – What was meant to be a triumphant farewell for one of rock’s most enduring icons turned into a sobering reminder of mortality last night, as Ozzy Osbourne’s final concert was overshadowed by visible health difficulties.

>The 76-year-old singer, who has battled Parkinson’s disease and a series of surgeries in recent years, appeared frail as he was helped onto the stage at Birmingham’s Utilita Arena. While fans cheered him on with devotion, the energy that once defined the β€œPrince of Darkness” was markedly absent.

>Midway through his set, Osbourne seemed to falter. Crew members discreetly approached him with towels, and an intermission was called after what sources later described as β€œproblems with his incontinence care.” The break stretched nearly half an hour, during which anxious fans waited in silence. Some began to leave, sensing the show would not resume.

>When Ozzy returned, he appeared shaken but determined to continue. His voice cracked as he told the crowd, β€œI didn’t want it to end like this… but I had to come back out for you.” The audience, many of whom had grown up with his music, responded with a standing ovation, tears visible across the first rows.

>The remainder of the performance was subdued. Songs once delivered with manic fire were now sung almost as quiet farewells, his band carrying the weight of the music around him. At the close, instead of smashing a mic stand or howling defiantly, Ozzy simply bowed, whispered β€œthank you,” and was escorted offstage.

>Fans leaving the arena described the night as heartbreaking. β€œWe came to celebrate his career,” said one attendee, β€œbut it felt like we were witnessing the curtain fall on his life.”

>No official statement has been issued about Osbourne’s condition, though those close to the family say his health has been in steady decline. For many, the evening was not just the end of a tour, but the end of an era.
Anonymous No.127417275 >>127417283 >>127417313
>>127417246
This is also from Sunlight studios, gnarly guitar tone in the beginning, not sure if HM-2, but sounds like some BOSS pedal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpNgxK6oJUM
Anonymous No.127417283
>>127417275
This blowsΓΆ
Anonymous No.127417313 >>127417354 >>127417394
>>127417275
Yeah not everything from Sunlight used the HM-2. The Boss DS-2 was also a very common distortion around this time, to me its clipping circuit is reminiscent of the HM2 (especially in Turbo mode) but it's not nearly as much of a one-trick pony. And bands also often used Tubescreamer type overdrive into a distortion, which helps 'tighten' the tone by giving it more midrange emphasis.
Anonymous No.127417348
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Anonymous No.127417354
>>127417313
LOL sunlight..dude are you a hippie?
Anonymous No.127417384 >>127417448 >>127417455
Bravo, all this retard off-topic spam and the only thing that gets deleted is tits and making fun of kpop fans
Anonymous No.127417394
>>127417313
Check out BOSS GL-100 too. Many studios had it back in the day from the late 80s

It had all the classic 80s BOSS circuits like HM-2, but parametric EQ tweaks for every distortion channel. It is a very great rack guitar driver from the late 80s.
Anonymous No.127417448 >>127417483
>>127417384
Say that again without sobbing
Anonymous No.127417455
>>127417384
>the only thing that gets deleted is tits
It is pretty bullshit and didn't used to happen unless it was 3DPG
Anonymous No.127417483 >>127417517
>>127417448
Thank you cliquegolem
Anonymous No.127417517 >>127417535
>>127417483
>*farts epically in your face, you cry*
Move on, buster.
Anonymous No.127417535 >>127417564
>>127417517
I’m only moving on because you outweigh me by 4x
Anonymous No.127417537
>>127415695
I wish Phil would give up the Pantera larping and make a new Down album.
Anonymous No.127417564
>>127417535
Kneel, dog.
Anonymous No.127417616 >>127417667
Shame the Serb was banned...no more AI music weekend.
Anonymous No.127417667 >>127417756
>>127417616
For what?
Anonymous No.127417756
>>127417667
Defended pedos I heard
Anonymous No.127417770 >>127417804
>>127417201
No, it's Graham Chapman.
Anonymous No.127417774
Gonna blow my fucking brains out while blasting Demo Hammer - "Skull Fracturing Nightmare" \m/
Anonymous No.127417804
>>127417770
Anonymous No.127417822
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
Anonymous No.127417920 >>127417973
>>127416304
This confirms dissoslop is a proud genre of color.
>>127416611
imitation is flattery
Anonymous No.127417973
>>127417920
Dissonance is inherently oriental.
Anonymous No.127418676
Hello?
Anonymous No.127418771 >>127418989 >>127419597
Why is /metal/ dead?
Anonymous No.127418827 >>127418834
If I found out I'd been conversing with a rat, I'd might leave and never come back
Anonymous No.127418834
>>127418827
Incoherent post
Anonymous No.127418887 >>127418893
>>127415687
Fuck yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xka1fq_42fo
Anonymous No.127418893 >>127418898 >>127418959
>>127418887
That link with musical stuff doesn't look like metal to me
Anonymous No.127418898
>>127418893
It's just entry-level dissonance, don't bother
Anonymous No.127418941
If you use complex music terminology I do not want to talk to you unless you can put things in terms of riffs.
Anonymous No.127418959
>>127418893
Didn't ask.
Anonymous No.127418989 >>127419558
>>127418771
Because you touch yourself at night.
Anonymous No.127419009
If you can't at least play Metallica's Seek and Destroy on guitar at full speed I do not want to hear your opinion on anything metal-related
Anonymous No.127419199 >>127419214
Thank you sisters.
Anonymous No.127419214
>>127419199
Polite sisters?
Anonymous No.127419327
I unironically like NSBM
Anonymous No.127419377 >>127419426 >>127422159 >>127422168
>>127416097
>Metallica
>all time great
>literally only the first 3-4 albums are good
>Slayer
>shit
>Bathory, Candlemass and Sepultura
>meh
>Motorhead
>3 good songs
Anonymous No.127419426 >>127419576
>>127419377
Is this a real post
Anonymous No.127419558 >>127419579
>>127418989
It's moreso because of low quality posters such as yourself.
Anonymous No.127419574 >>127419588
I haven't put in on clothes in 3 days
rocking with my cock out here lads
Anonymous No.127419576 >>127419607
>>127419426
How Can This Post Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
Anonymous No.127419578
The flanger effect on the guitar on this pretty cool actually
Anonymous No.127419579 >>127419587
>>127419558
Thank you idiot sister. What are you listening to?
Anonymous No.127419587
>>127419579
You sound like a loser/weirdo. No discussion for you!
Anonymous No.127419588 >>127420082
>>127419574
Impress your lady friends
Anonymous No.127419597 >>127419703 >>127420027
>>127418771
Still wondering.
Anonymous No.127419607 >>127419848
>>127419576
go to bed Jaden
Anonymous No.127419686 >>127419719 >>127419733 >>127419756 >>127420064 >>127421246 >>127421880
>/metal/ dead on a Friday night
do sex-having normalfags actually keep this general alive?
Anonymous No.127419703 >>127419716
>>127419597
Why did she cuck you? Still wondering.
Anonymous No.127419716
>>127419703
Cuckquean post, thanks again!
Anonymous No.127419719
>>127419686
I hope you didn't have any plans for Saturday...
Anonymous No.127419733 >>127420044 >>127420087
>>127419686
Nah they just banned the AI schizo and Jute Guy lmao
Anonymous No.127419756 >>127419783
>>127419686
I've noticed this over the years, both Friday and Saturday nights are the slowest of the week.
I don't know what you guys get up to but it is not TRVE that's for sure.
Anonymous No.127419768 >>127419780 >>127419781 >>127419798 >>127419858
How is it that no one actually dislikes Crazy Train despite how overplayed it is?
Anonymous No.127419772
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127419780
>>127419768
I dislike most of it. The tonal shift from the first to second riff alone is pretty bad.
Anonymous No.127419781
>>127419768
I've not really a fan
Don't like Enter Sandman either
Anonymous No.127419783
>>127419756
Usually I'm actually at a gig lol
Anonymous No.127419794
Friday and Saturday are gig days you jackasses.
Anonymous No.127419798
>>127419768
The rhythm section.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRjfL-UC1EY&
Anonymous No.127419809 >>127419819
If every Friday and Saturday is an anime beach episode for you, then you are not trve
Anonymous No.127419814 >>127419840
>gig
Anonymous No.127419819
>>127419809
Any day can be an anime beach episode when I open a private tab
Anonymous No.127419834 >>127419884 >>127419909
>he doesn't live in a poor landlocked country
oceans are for posers
yes that includes Scandicucks
fuck off with your Artic and Baltic Sea bullshit
Anonymous No.127419840
>>127419814
Yes, gigs, live shows, concerts, what music was made for and not for agoraphobic academics to mindlessly analyze.
Anonymous No.127419848
>>127419607
The Bed Isn't Real Either
Anonymous No.127419858
>>127419768
Ozzy ruins it, and the lyrics are downright embarrassing.
The musicianship is damn-near peerless otherwise.
Anonymous No.127419884 >>127419893 >>127419933
>>127419834
Oceans and sailing are inherently metal.
Anonymous No.127419893 >>127419909 >>127419917
>>127419884
Not even remotely true unless you're a queer and think Styx - Come Sail Away is metal
Anonymous No.127419909
>>127419834
>>127419893
Thank you idiot ESL sister.
Anonymous No.127419917
>>127419893
Metal was born and perfected in maritime countries, what do landlocked niggers even have to offer?
Anonymous No.127419933
>>127419884
Yacht rock unironically has a higher standard of musicianship than metal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PnXcP8ZI7M
Anonymous No.127419938 >>127419942 >>127419966 >>127420095
>space is fake
>Earth is not a spinning ball
>we live on a stationary plane with a firmament overhead
>all of history is a lie
>science isn't real
>dinosaurs are fake and gay
Metal for this feel?
Anonymous No.127419942 >>127420201
>>127419938
Tool
Anonymous No.127419958
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127419966
>>127419938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNNzewsarE
Anonymous No.127420027
>>127419597
I still do
Anonymous No.127420044
>>127419733
Thank you for the clique update
Anonymous No.127420064
>>127419686
They all got Latina goth gfs and go to raves
Anonymous No.127420082
>>127419588
I still do
Anonymous No.127420087 >>127420122
>>127419733
>Nah they just banned the AI schizo and Jute Guy lmao
He'll never post again!
Anonymous No.127420095
>>127419938
probably https://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Icewall/Die_Erde_ist_Flache/1109664
Anonymous No.127420122 >>127420127
>>127420087
Stop ban evading
Anonymous No.127420127
>>127420122
Start moderating properly.
Anonymous No.127420144
No time for moderating, there's a ratbaby that needs watching over
Anonymous No.127420164 >>127420179 >>127420195 >>127420198
Rat metal
Anonymous No.127420179
>>127420164
Based
Anonymous No.127420195
>>127420164
sickest guitar I've ever seen
Anonymous No.127420198 >>127420231 >>127420305
>>127420164
what the fuck this kicks ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp0LRNO_xUM&list=PL5A9NMB996ph1SUU0TGQCqJiLeMyjA_38&ab_channel=ObscureMetalTracks
Anonymous No.127420201
>>127419942
You're a tool, you fucking guy.
Anonymous No.127420231
>>127420198
sounds like Tank's US counterpart
Anonymous No.127420274 >>127420279
I physically cringe at guitar solos
Anonymous No.127420279 >>127420367
>>127420274
Not a soul in the universe asked
Anonymous No.127420285
>>127415695
'ile n' beers.
Anonymous No.127420305
>>127420198
Shitty digital coloring job removes all of the appeal and personality of the original. Fucking lame.
Anonymous No.127420367
>>127420279
I asked (he's still wrong).
Anonymous No.127420468 >>127420494
>>127415695
I find it funny how this band's called Rat Attack, and the main singer sounds eerily similar to what Steven Pearcy of RATT would probably sound like if he was a proper heavy metal singer instead of that weird pseudo-Steven Tyler thing he had going.
Anonymous No.127420494 >>127420505
>>127420468
I dunno, he reminds me of the guy from Racer X
Anonymous No.127420505 >>127420511
>>127420494
I can't comment on that since I still have yet to listen to them. They're been on my list for a while though, and I've had their '80s output recommended to me before.
Anonymous No.127420511 >>127420543
>>127420505
Worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh-FGiQE4Lo&list=RDbh-FGiQE4Lo&start_radio=1&ab_channel=PaulGilbert
Anonymous No.127420513 >>127420523 >>127420543
Hair metal is shit and not metal.
Anonymous No.127420523
>>127420513
you're just low T
Anonymous No.127420543 >>127420562 >>127420620
>>127420511
Alright fine, I'll listen to their debut afterwards. BTW this Rat Attack LP is fucking phenomenal so far, with Holocaust being surprisingly ambitious and well-written.

>>127420513
Hair metal is only metal when it's clearly heavy metal instrumentally but with a catchy chorus. (i.e, early Dokken, Motley Crue, Twisted Sister, WASP) Otherwise, yes you are correct.
Anonymous No.127420555
My mistake. The song is Reaper's Prey, not Holocaust. Got them mixed up lol.
Anonymous No.127420562 >>127420568
>>127420543
>Hair metal is only metal when it's metal
Einstein ova here
Anonymous No.127420568
>>127420562
An Einstein OVA? Sounds interesting. :1
Anonymous No.127420585
>>127415695
Hear the choirs, is it the wind that brought back their cries?
Forged in blood by tragedy, sharp were the Thorns of Crimson Death.
Anonymous No.127420620 >>127420684
>>127420543
So basically, this is metal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svwubew_GwE
This isn't, this is basically just pop rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
Right?
Anonymous No.127420641 >>127420689 >>127420752
I've now heard the same rumor from multiple sources that there is a new Kristallnacht album coming out sometime this year or next
Anonymous No.127420676 >>127420682
My Kingdom of DarkneSS
Anonymous No.127420682
>>127420676
this guy never killed anyone btw
Anonymous No.127420684 >>127420722
>>127420620
Yup, pretty much. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SYsa19Gd4Q
Anonymous No.127420689 >>127420752
>>127420641
Genuinely asking for a source, even if it's just a retarded rumor.
Anonymous No.127420694 >>127420747 >>127420763
what was /metal/ 's general reception towards picrel? its admittedly one of my favorites but it also sounds like the kind of record hipsters would shitpost about for months straight
Anonymous No.127420695
Satanic Warmaster is proudly sponsored by Pampers.
Anonymous No.127420718
Slayer more like Gayer
Anonymous No.127420722 >>127420766
>>127420684
If I recall about Dokken, two of the members were often beefing about making more popular radio stuff and making more metal stuff. That's probably where the early, more "metal" material is coming from.
I recall that Dio left Rainbow over similar reasons, skipping stuff like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmMqfQZkxA (honestly not bad but it's not metal)
for skipping over stuff like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z03ZRYh4GKY
And I recall a similar thing for Riot too, after Fire Down Under, where they all go into more love/public approved themes instead of the more edgy stuff of the times like sex, fantasy or such, complete with less aggressive sounds.
Anonymous No.127420747
>>127420694
No one here ever talked about it or posted the album unprompted.
Anonymous No.127420752 >>127420839
>>127420641
>>127420689
It's not Kristallnacht, it's an album by Funeral, which is the band that turned into Kristallnacht
Anonymous No.127420763
>>127420694
It's one of those occasional metal albums that got attention from outside of metal circles. Sunbather and Exercise in Futility were similar, in that a ton of people who don't regularly listen to the genre praised it as the best thing ever and all our great elitists claimed it was shit.
Anonymous No.127420766 >>127420822
>>127420722
>If I recall about Dokken, two of the members were often beefing about making more popular radio stuff and making more metal stuff. That's probably where the early, more "metal" material is coming from.
Yep. George Lynch (guitarist) and Don Dokken (singer, early on also a rhythm guitarist) fought over that shit constantly. And it's none the more obvious than on Back for the Attack, which veers between heavy and soft for damn near its entire runtime.
>And I recall a similar thing for Riot too, after Fire Down Under, where they all go into more love/public approved themes instead of the more edgy stuff of the times like sex, fantasy or such, complete with less aggressive sounds.
To a lesser extent than other bands (there are songs with those subjects on Restless Breed and Born in America), but yes. They did a complete course correction with Thundersteel in '88, though.
Anonymous No.127420822
>>127420766
>To a lesser extent than other bands (there are songs with those subjects on Restless Breed and Born in America), but yes. They did a complete course correction with Thundersteel in '88, though.
Yup, but that was only after the band died for a bit which is a huge shame because it's so much lost time. You have to wonder what they were fucking thinking back then wasting the talent they got.
Honestly it's a shame Riot didn't achieve its full potential earlier cause of such shitty executive meddling, including going "soft + love = radio = money" like a retarded monkey constantly because Mark Reale was a guitarist monster IMO, with a good record company and better press I think his band would've been as famous as Whitesnake at least.
He actually pulled out Thundersteel's title track in 1985, same year power metal bands like Helloween appeared on the scene, but probably before that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yc2yyjFm8Q
Anonymous No.127420839 >>127422415
>>127420752
Is that a promotional flier from a label?
Would love to see it. Never looked into the actual line-up for Funeral since Kristallnacht is mostly just an L.F. project but it looks like they are the Blessed in Sin guys who are still relatively active in black metal. Might actually happen.
Anonymous No.127421026
I'VE SINNED AND SINNED
I'VE SINNED AND I WILL AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPQL2mhK79k
Anonymous No.127421152
I FUCK NUNS
Anonymous No.127421230 >>127421759
https://youtu.be/BbzklIdT-bk?si=iHa6JWWxnLN1QnQk
this shit is so cringe but i cant word it as eloquently as i want to
Something about the way they make it out like it's all for fun and there's nothing serious about it
Anonymous No.127421246
>>127419686
This is very concerning.
Anonymous No.127421306
>>>/pol/513234405
Anonymous No.127421425
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127421467
>>127415695
Having a great time.
Anonymous No.127421671 >>127421679 >>127421979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9ESy80yvg

what genre is this
Anonymous No.127421679
>>127421671
Losercore
Anonymous No.127421698
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127421759
>>127421230
there isn't anything serious about it.
Anonymous No.127421764
>>127415633 (OP)
Name a better singer than Tom Artyom Alexandrovich
Anonymous No.127421814
>>127415695
Anonymous No.127421880 >>127421890
>>127419686
I have never seen a human vagina.
Anonymous No.127421890 >>127421904
>>127421880
IRL right?
Anonymous No.127421904
>>127421890
correct
Anonymous No.127421928
>>127415695
LET'S STOP TALKING ALL ABOUT
THAT SHIT
LET'S FUCK SHOW ME YOUR
GENITALS
THE HUNGER FOR PERVERSION
STRIKES BACK
I'LL BREAK YOUR PERSONALITY
YOU LIE IN A SHEET OF ORGANIC
JUICES
Anonymous No.127421978 >>127421987
Castle Rat
Anonymous No.127421979
>>127421671
sonic aids
Anonymous No.127421987
>>127421978
Correct.
Anonymous No.127422010 >>127422753
Rascal Flatts
Anonymous No.127422026
Sometimes I just really get in the mood to listen to Hellhammer/Celtic Frost/Warhammer. I love that sound so much. Anyone else feel the same?
Anonymous No.127422045 >>127422089 >>127422121
'90s Frost is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5bc6fh7C2I
Anonymous No.127422089 >>127422092
>>127422045
This is shit
Anonymous No.127422092
>>127422089
You're shit, you fucking guy.
Anonymous No.127422099 >>127422114
^Cringe gimmick
Anonymous No.127422114
>>127422099
Forced memes are the best...well actually not always. The AiC spammer and the guy who just schizophrenically has conversations with himself (I think they're the same anon actually) I really hate.
Anonymous No.127422115
>>127420443
>>127420443
>>127420443
>>127420443
>>127420443
Anonymous No.127422121
>>127422045
actual 90's Frost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vWlTyGvrRQ
Anonymous No.127422124
Summoning Bongman.
Anonymous No.127422159
>>127419377
>literally only the first 3-4 albums are good
the vast majority of metal bands are like that
Anonymous No.127422168
>>127419377
How you don't enjoy Bathory?
Anonymous No.127422217 >>127422233 >>127422299 >>127422841
True enlightenment is realizing "The Thing That Should Not Be" is actually heavy as fukk. Also country 'tallica actually have some really good tunes.
Anonymous No.127422233 >>127422299
>>127422217
True enlightenment is realizing that St. Anger is up there with the classic 80s 'Tallica records
Anonymous No.127422299 >>127422357
>>127422217
>>127422233
True enlightenment is not even wasting a thought on those hacks.
Anonymous No.127422357
>>127422299
I listen to what I genuinely like and then some.
Anonymous No.127422415
>>127420839
Yea, it’s coming out on Out of the Dungeon. They have been doing all the pressings for Vothana’s demos so they are legit
Anonymous No.127422728
Thank you, sisters.
Anonymous No.127422753
>>127422010
best post itt
Anonymous No.127422831
Anonymous No.127422837
Dogmuncher is my favorite metal band.
Anonymous No.127422841 >>127422852
>>127422217
Every song Metallica has ever made is at least a 8/10
Anonymous No.127422852
>>127422841
more like 9/10
Anonymous No.127422860
>>127422857
>>127422857
>>127422857
NEW