Thread 127428598

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old >>127422857
faq = you

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

inb4 banned

What is the best Darkthrone album and why is it Blaze?

>>127428623
Any of the first few that all sound the same.
No one cares about their later stuff except the people that got diddled by their father whe nthey were young and now suck "Papa Fenriz"'es dick

>>127428623
Soulside Journey
in the words of Varg Vikernes, who is always right, black metal sucks.

>>127428627
this is what a middle aged emo kid looks like

>>127428623
it's either Dark Thrones and Black Flags or Circle the Wagons

>>127428623
is old star

>>127428598 (OP)
varg is now on tiktok for his narcissistic supply retelling the same old bs about a scene he claims he despises

>>127428717
that's the case for so many boomers from music to wrestling. they're desperately trying to make a living on living in the old days because they know people want to hear about it.

>>127428717
has he addressed the winter of '94 yet? The rape?

rammstein > varg
trans women > my mum

>>127428737
and of course this nig shows up

>>127428736
the rape you say ? tell me more

>>127428744
fuck off racist imposter

>>127428717
How do you know?

Thank you for the cliquespam

>>127428627
why are uncles like this

>>127428753
Varg R. Vikernes was raped by 14-21 prisoners of African descent in the chilly winter of 1994

>>127428753
It's talmudic.

>>127428770
Hot, makes me want to fap for the 11th times today

>>127428770
lol if only

who the fuck is nebula nox?

>>127428759
because ive seen them resurfacing on youtube

>>127428801
You're dancing on TikTok again, aren't you?

>>127428813
i don't have a tiktok it's cringe and for zoomers

>>127428789
what do you mean?

>>127428598 (OP)
>those pants
>metal
Here you go.

https://youtu.be/vjVkXlxsO8Q

>>127428821
How old are you?

>>127428830

idk it'd be like edward norton in american history x only by nigs because he larps as a nazi

>>127428845
27

>>127428798
i am the cool guy with the hoodie i am an half arab metal chad that loves to game.

>>127428884
is that a tranny?

>Who names their band "Anal Stabwound"?
>Dude, I don't even WANNA like it!

>>127428884
why do you waste time pretending to be some triptard

>>127428893
i wish i was but i cant afford the hormones

>>127428798
I think one of the trips that janny brings over from /lgbt/ occasionally

>>127428650
wtf kind of cat is that?

>>127428915
that board is really helpful actually
jelped me figger out quite a bit about myself and what i am

>>127428862
So you're a zoomer. TikTok, by your own admission, is for you.

>>127428915
>>127428798
Nobody really. That other guy is a fag larping as me to get me to leave

>>127428895
that scrawny neck gets me every time lol

>>127428913
i asked question last thread about if trannies get hate crimed at black metal concerts. is this true?
u shud get hormones maybe or don’t i kind of regret it but im addicted now oh well

>>127428944
stop insulting me you old bastard, you have me in tears

>>127428884
The fag at the top is a transman
Who is the middle bottom guy?

>>127428970
Despite what 4chan might tell you, black metal concerts are full of fags and trannies, on par with grindcore I'd say. They are usually left alone unless they get into a pit, then they are a priority target for a lot of people.

>>127428944
27 is barely gen z I meant I'm from 1997

>>127428996
Did they ever break your bones in the pit?

The Chilean/Russian Black Death connection

>>127429018
No, worst I've got was a massive bump on the forearm that took a few hours to subside

>>127428650
Jannies, delete that fucking webm, it's not a cat

>>127429014
Zoomers start mid-to-late 1990s. You're one.

>>127429014
Damn, I expected you to be like 16 with how retarded and childish you seem. What a gigaloser.

>>127429030
Did you report it as a transphobic hate crime?

>>127429038
I guess so, still tiktok is cringe it's like a vine spinoff but worse

>>127429033
The janny deleted a harmless plug to the trad metal thread and ignored a blatant early new being posted, so not off to a good start

>>127428650
your cat has autism

>>127429056
I could see you being a success doing Travolta moves in the attic, without breaking a smile.

is doing ecstasy at a black metal concert a good idea?

>>127429038
Incorrect, thanks boomer retard

>>127429045
metal isn't really for mentally mature people anyway.

I grew up during the nu metal boom, all the kids were listing to linking park and disturbed etc.

Guess what most of those people grew out off it

>>127429090
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Z
get rekt, zoomer

>>127428717
What else do you expect from a man who has the world view of a hotep and failed to grow potatoes?

women owe me sex

>shit band
>forgotten to time
>shit all-girl band
>millions of followers
it is impossible to suffer as a woman

>>127429166
>failed to grow potatoes
He is a world-class salt miner.

>>127429212
>>127429218
the incels woke up

i hate women :(

>>127429254
you'll never reproduce :(

>>127429142
1995, sorry retard

>>127429265
also you'll never be one :(

>>127429265
missed
>>127429289
you got me

>listen to progressive metal
>there’s barely anything progressive about it

>>127428650
better than cats

>>127429289
i love how the incel bots are still locked in their "IF GET CRITICIZED CALL THEM TRANNY" mode even though it hasn't been true for years

>>127429323
i am a sexy bodacious tranny

Luckily this exists just in case you thought Watchtower wasn't quite unbearable enough.

>>127429388
isn't that the girl that changes her looks constantly went from skinhead to bm then glam metal.

Just filtered another post

>>127429417
Is she the same one who sometimes dyes her hair blonde and posts pictures of her brown butthole

>>127429274
>1995
what is?

>>127429431
yes i guess so. I've only seen her pictures on instagram but i forgot her tag

>>127429323
your post reads like something a tranny would write

is this good music?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMLQs77hBU

>>127429586
Not listening, sorry!

https://youtu.be/HZ7Y2W2bpOw?si=ZKm_INLx64RRu5cm
French bm is the best

>>127429622
Terrible lmao

>>127429507
keep crying incel

>>127429645
Do you like forteresse ? Or are they also shit

>>127429665
Definitely not listening if you're the one posting about them

The rat hooks a newfag victim

>>127429686
So you're a poser who doesn't know them I see

>>127429706
Losercore band, yeah

I want to RAM IT DOWN!!

>>127429730
real metal

I just roke up

The rat lays another trap

the schizo skips another pill-taking session

>>127429888
Is that how he "scores" "women"?

I love her

>>127429913
i hate how they added that old hag, should just left it as a duo

>>127429896
Correct.

Castle Rat

>>127430021
There are hotter front women in metal

what non-metal artists are spiritually metal?

>>127430027
this

>>127430037
DJ Dogmuncher

>>127430027
Castle Rat are not metal though.

>>127429857
HEIL.

>>127430037
power electronics
rage rap

^Low IQ

It clicked

have a comfy night metalfags

comfy is gay and not metal. reminder if your pillow doesn't look like this, then you're a poser.

>>127430208
High IQ

>>127430208
>rage rap
recs?

>>127430895
Whole Lotta Red
A Great Chaos
Cold Visions

>>127430895
>>127430917
also Die Lit

>>127430895
>>127430917
>>127430927
Terrible taste

>>127430877
Also low IQ

Jute Gyte

>>127431127
terrible rage rapper

we love Carti here

>>127431223
MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

>>127431223
>DsO
Wait that's pretty based for a mumble niggy

>>127431344
a lot of the soundcloud dudes are metalheads

>>127431344
Who are some /metal/ approved honorary Black Aryans anyway?
>Caller of the Storms
>Terrance Hobbs
>Mike Smith

Fuck Scott burns bloody son of bitch mother fuck

>>127431369
a nigga is the main guitarist for Ink & Fire and Fin, very underrated bands

I love this guitar tone
https://files.catbox.moe/5aaf3h.mp3

>no blastings edition
mornin' /meal/

>>127431369
>>127431399
Take the cuckposts back to /mu/ thanks!

Sus metal?

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127431697
Shalom.

I love women so much, they are very beautiful and talented
More women should be in metal

>>127431729
Shut up Castle Rat fan.

>>127431674
Correct.

post album covers that celebrate women

How do you guys cope with this genre being dead and its aesthetic being the punchline to every joke about losers and virgins

>>127431772
Leave your fucking house, man.

The rat strikes again

>>127431765
>you look like a Puerto Rican whore, you make me sick

Stalker metal?

Metal for glassing nonces?

Niggas iffy uh

>>127431802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEJQvCIr6DM

There hasn't been a good metal album in over 9 years
That's the same amount of time from 1980 to 1989

>>127431765
you'll notice that the artist fucked up and made 2 right hands

>>127431864
no he didn't

>>127431846
>>127431674

>>127430037
Matthew Ward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuqF-ZlgeE

>>127430037
Magma

>>127431765
women aren't people

One of the best underground/kvlt black metal demos ever. Real ninjas know

>>127431765
>>127431782
>>127431857
>>127431864
>>127431894
>>127432010
>>127432065
Yikes!

BLAST

My name, it means nothing, my fortune is less

Butchered at birth is the best cannibal corpse album

So true

>>127430037
Goth rock bands like The Cure and Sisters of Mercy >>127430027

>>127433552
me on the bottom right

>>127433227
The country I come from is called the Midwest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW9ILx2MKM8
Yep, jap thrash is based.

Just found my high school crush on LinkedIn
I wanted her to be my big tiddy goth gf
now she's a deranged leftist with problem glasses
metal for this feel?

when dsbm is good, man its good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iumGkyhAokE

>>127428884
honored to be amongst this hall of fame. Kinda shocking how dead /metal/ is in only 3 years

>>127434574
Are you the tranny

Gravity blasts are mid

>>127434614
hammer blasts are where its at

>>127434590
yes

>>127434621
have you ever posted your feminine penis and do you like D-beat

>>127434634
yes and no

>>127431765
I rather look like the one being choked

>>127434162
Behold the Kingdom of the Wretched Undying is their best song

The YouTube Music algorithm is truly benevolent. Just got fed classic French (death-)thrash and now I'm eating good for at least a few days.
The transitions between songs are flawless, as if the album was recorded in one take.

>>127434903
You're a YouTube clicker, fed by algos and eat tendies while suring the Tube? And you're here giving recs?

What happened to distro trades, zines, asking your local pop-up distro sellers for bestial black metal recommendations? You know, the old-fashioned way?

>>127434914
ok boomer

>>127434914
The old fashioned way was pretty bad, ngl.

>>127428598 (OP)
I like black metal so much

>>127434917
>>127434932
So you want to stay in your comfort zone, staring screens that feed you YouTube algo recommendations eating frozen dino nugs instead of approaching your local scary looking bearded & bald distro sellers who are experts on black, death and war metal bands through decades worth of experience listening the black arts?

>>127434996
I'll have you know that I place a great amount of trust into patricians who eat dino tendies
I would follow such a distinguished gentleman into fucking battle

Papyrusss Containing The Spelllll to Preserve it's Possessor Against Attacks from HE who is in the WATAH

>>127434914
Your post made me pretty sad for you, family. The old-fashionied way is utterly pathetic when you live in the present moment with all its benefits for the artists and the audience.

>>127430528
Saw Kanonfieber live a few days ago, awesome performance.

>>127435064
Roxijenryry?

>>127431765
They just look like emo boys

Anon's folder of bestial rape album artwork

>>127435154
He put it in the wrong hole, not even beasts are retarded like that.

>>127434996
Mate, I did shit like that long enough, finding the yt channels of these guys and clicking through the actual music absolutely beats assuming their opinion is worth a fuck and play a little lp lottery of maybe ordering an absolute piece of shit.

>>127435264
>Mate, I did shit like that long enough

Boo-fucking-hoo, and you think the bestial black metal physical media community collector cahds gives a shit that someone turns back on them and has become some sort of YouTube playlist clicker?

Maybe you missed the memo: Ross Bay Cult is Eternal. Those guys don't need you: they never needed your contribution.

>>127435350
But I own more because I find more shit, more efficiently and don't need to wait up on those fuckers 2-5 years of lagging behind they need to validate their opinion with each other.

>>127431223
I like how Black Metal has become the normie's choice of 'extreme' Metal and Death Metal has become more underground.
Funny how that worked out.

Talk to me about Bathory

I've never liked black metal thanks to all the black metal trannies in this general, but War by Bathory just came on shuffle after I was listening to something else. What a cool ass song, it sounded like a black metal band covering Motorhead. Is this band actually good?

>>127435561
The irony is a tranny was more likely to be killed or assaulted by a black metalfag back in the day than a death metalfag, but because black metal rarely has songs about doing bad things to women (whereas death metal has tons of songs about that) trannies and femishits gravitated more towards black metal.

>>127435561
yes turns out that first wave bm is still the best bm to this day

>>127435561
Why are troons living rent-free in your head? Why are the spastics in these threads ruining the chance of you listening to music at your own leisure?
Seems very, VERY retarded backwards logic to me.

Anyway yes, no shit Bathory is good. Early stuff is what people call 1st wave BM, which isn't at all like 2nd wave BM. It's mostly thrash with a raw production. His first two albums are like that, then the sound starts changing with the 3rd and 4th album, then he switches to epic/viking/heavy metal with clean vocals from Hammerheart onwards. You should also never listen to garbage like Octagon or Destroyer of Worlds - they're like Celtic Frost's Cold Lake or worse.
Enjoy.

Bathory is absolutely mid, underwhelming, and overhyped. Next!

I rate this thread a 2/10. 1 point for the few posts I've made

I just discovered Atmospheric Black Metal and I kinda like it https://youtu.be/vq9lL_PPYYw

>>127435726
Not Black Metal.

>>127435726
You're telling me you've never listened to Burzum? And yet you've discovered bands that ripped him off? lmao

>>127435737
What genre is it then?
>>127435746
Is Burzum Atmospheric BM? I thought it was standard BM, I listened to a few songs but didn't like them except Back to the shadows

>>127431765
luckily this band exists for the people who complain that metal doesn't have enough female representation

>>127429053
Kek

>>127435607
>clean vocals from Hammerheart onwards
Incorrect.

>garbage like Octagon or Destroyer of Worlds
Incorrect.

>they're like Celtic Frost's Cold Lake or worse
Incorrect,
And Cold Lake is great if you're a man who likes having sex with actual women.

>>127435825
>And Cold Lake is great if you're a man who likes having sex with actual women.

>>127435785
Albums like Hvis Lyset Tar Oss and Filosofem are what truly inspire the gorillion soulless copycat atmoshit BM bands

>>127435785
>What genre is it then?
Homo Rock

>>127435788
MODS!

>>127435875
Going to take a listen to it then, thanks
>>127435876
Then I still like it

>>127435726
listen to Summoning. Eldamar is a cheap ripoff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9gZAUlklhs
heavy shit

>>127435875
Hvis is great while Filosofem is garbage though.

>>127435825
>>clean vocals from Hammerheart onwards
>Incorrect
I'm not counting crap like Octagon, DoW and Requiem which I even completely forgot it existed. Whatever you say, those are nowhere near close the quality and brilliance of the rest of Bathory's discography.

Tom G himself said Cold Lake should be forgotten and it's nothing more than an abortion. And he's very much a sex haver, pic related his big tiddy redhead GF. Post yours, Incorect Incel.

>>127435942
Oh shid this anon absolutely DESTROYED the Cold Lake fag.

>>127435936
Hvis is my favourite, but I definitely wouldn't call Filosofem garbage.

>>127435951
Correct.

>>127435942
>i forgot those albums exist therefore i'm still right, you cis male scum

>>127435910
I did that's how I found them, with their Land of the Dead cover

>>127435956
It's garbage. Varg himself said he made it as an anti-Black Metal album; as in if you like it you don't actually like Black Metal. Which would explain why the poser faggot normies love it so much.

>>127435910
>only ever listen to le classics

>>127435607
real troon vibes from your post tbqh

Ravenna

>>127435942
based
>>127435983
cringe

>>127435991
>Varg said
Varg is a retard.

I like both recordings of Obsessed by Cruelty.

>>127435993
>>only ever listen to le classics
Correct.

>>127435490
It’s not that surprising, BM is more image/aesthetic focused than DM and thus attracts more normalfags.

>>127435951
>>127435959
>>127436012
Why did you reply to your own posts, lass?

>>127436021
Exactly. Which explains Filosofem.

>>127436039
It's a time-honored tradition here

>>127436039
Correct.

>>127435991
The so-called "anti-BM" album still sounds like a BM album and his anti-trend became a trend itself, like the rest of BM.
It's not like 2nd wave BM sounds the same anyway, Emperor sounds doesn't sound like Mayhem, which in turn doesn't sound like Darkthrone and so on.
Honestly Filosofem is very Under a Funeral Moon/Transylvanian Hunger adjacent, in fact. It just has extra keyboards and effects.

>>127436039
>>127436051

>>127436068
>Muh 2nd wave BM
>Talks only about Norwegian bands

kek

>>127436073
>thinking a screencap defense does anything other than prove his guilt
LOL
LMAO

>>127430037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LudVFTiDmWc

>>127436068
>and his anti-trend became a trend itself, like the rest of BM.
the schizoposting always picks up when you mention this, I really wish you hadn't. But it's true

>>127436110
>the topic is Burzum and the Filosofem album, Varg's anti-bm statement
>wHy Do YoU tAlK aBoUt ThE nOrWeGiAn ScEnE??!1!
IQ of a leafblower.

>>127436201
You live in a bubble. You don't even know BM bands outside Norway from that time.

>>127436208
>keeps moving the goalpost
>implying implications nonsensically
I don't know why or what you're trying to accomplish here, but you can just fuck right off. Go listen to Arch Enemy or something.

>>127436232
>oh blo blo muh burzum muh lords of chaos

You really think Black Metal was invented in Norway?

>>127436043
What if I've never lost mine? What will happen if I listen to too much prog?

>>127436242
Again, this wasn't the topic. You are illiterate.
I've entertained your derailing enough, leafblower.

>>127436270
Every 10s of prog listened, is a 50% increased chance of NEVER having sex for the rest of your life.

It's over.

varg just dropped us his pre-prison burzum favies no cap
https://youtu.be/BaV-oHsaxrk?t=109

>>127436288
still waiting on his statement regarding the winter of '94 and that harrowing cold night in his cell

I hope this thread dies of AIDS like Varg and the band members of Mayhem

HEIL VIKERNES

>>127436288
>88
>109

>no BLASTING
>endless tranny schizo shitflinging from the getgo
holy shit, take this song's message to heart fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DugP1DvjyJA

NOOO NOT MY BLASTING POST HOW WILL I EVER BLAST WITHOUT IT

>>127436592
>NOOOOOO WHY DO YOU WANT TO POST AND TALK ABOUT METAL, THERE ARE SO MANY WANNABE ECELEBS TO TALK ABOUT

Post based Metal covers to cleanse the rest of the thread.

>>127436615
This nigga...

>>127436604
there was already a post about this >>127431765

Is there an extreme metal equivalent to Spinal Tap?

>>127436699
Shut up, queer.

I just roke up

AI-tier artwork

>>127436717
>t. poser who doesn't know Seagrave

>>127436615
only based one so far

>>127436777
Thank you simpsister

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127436786
Thank you OCD-addled victim of child abuse

>>127436604
>dance of death.jpg

>>127436804
beloved here

>>127436827
HEIL

>>127428717
He's been on tiktok for years m8

>>127436859
Pic related, he liked my reply lol

>>127436866
based

>>127436592
THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY

>>127431223
Incorrect

>>127436604
>>127433055

>>127436460

>>127436460

>>127436460
NEW

>>127436920
fag

>>127436929
Incorrect.

>>127436920
TraDiaper sucks

>>127436920
we don't want/need the extremecels over there

>>127436951
>>127436951
>>127436951

>>127436955
>>127436955
>>127436955

>>127431782
>>127431894
>>127432065
>>127435633
>>127436903
Best blastings of the thread

>>127436971
All you btw

>>127436956
>>127436960
Which one is real?