Thread 127436951

in the bin edition
old >>127428598

>How do I get into X genre?
>>listen to these albums
https://imgur.com/a/I4V7E
https://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip
>>save these spurdos
https://imgur.com/a/OfxFO
https://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip
>>save these cringe edits
https://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6
https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip

>How do I find more like X band?
https://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.
https://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".
https://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts, lists, and related artists
https://4chanmusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.
https://www.gnoosic.com/ - Type in three bands you like and get suggestions.

>Where do I find X album?
https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tab
https://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (https://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)
https://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration
>>DHT crawlers (search engines for torrents)
https://damag.net/
https://bt4gprx.com/
https://bitsearch.to/
>>direct download links in /mu/ archives (links may be dead, DL codes may be used up)
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/(%22mega.nz%22|mediafire|gofile)%20metal/
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/https%20%22bandcamp.com%22%20yum%20metal/

>>127436951 (OP)
only one of those imgur links works you fucking retard

BLASTING

>>127436978
>retard cannot into catbox

i'm listening to another french gorgoroth clone currently

I watched Some Kind Of Monster earlier today, funny stuff.

>>127436980
>when the scourge of the cross fell upon this land, they took the occult magic of the WHITE MAN
one of the greatest lines ever written

>>127437096
Maybe if you are a sexless chud.

This is proper thread

>>127437132
I'm a sexful chud, thank you

>>127437096
Based

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>Abrahamics seething
>Reds malding
>Wignats fuming
Is National Satanist Black Metal the final form of black metal?

>>127437334
NSBM is complete dogpiss

What does /metal/ think about death metal?

ENEMIES of White Power Gang
Mystifier
M.K from FIN/Ink and Fire
Simón Santana of HOFL (we already killed him though)
Polo Rell
Damián Ojeda and Tony Hicks
Maquahuitl
Inquisition
Ray Xul
Anonn
Iseult
Apokalyptron (both the TBV user and the RBM guy)
Yabujin
Vothana
Gelal Necrosodomy
Volksraad
Ātesh
Maȟpíya Lúta
Blackbraid
Ifernach
Tony Särkkä (we killed him too)

MEMBERS/FRIENDS OF WHITE POWER GANG
Count Grishnackh
LORD NIGGERKILLER/Larry Weller
Capricornus
Eldrig
Dark Fury
Kaevum
Vautrin

>>127437395
having fun so far? what is this, your 6th post so far ITT?

>>127437383
I like OSDM because of the lingering thrash influence, but other than that I don't care for it that much. Also CC is total dogshit outside of their debut album.

>>127437395
Damn, what absolute clowns

>>127437346
Even reddit understands that there's no such thing as "NSBM" that can be grouped together as being musically good or bad.
You need to go back to cosplaying as Euronymous on Tiktok, kiddie

>>127437413
NSBM is for manchildren and pedoforks.

>>127437383
love it

>>127437395
>no nyog
pussy

>>127437425
>pedoforks
Which NSBM band is Tom Artiom Alexandrovich in?

blasting

>>127437595
Inquisition

>>127437516
Oh yeah WE forgot about ALL of those noisecore/war metal bands with NON-WHITES

New addons
Everyone in "Kolkata Inner Order Propaganda"
Nyogthaeblisz
Reek of the Unzen Gas Fumes (the berzerker clone)
Methgoat
that one north african from the destroying texas fest

>>127437595
uh-oh!

>>127437617
thanks for the recs

more examples of chiptune metal?

Completely shat myself while listening to Crazy Train.
Miss Ozzer so much lads.

>>127437852
Thank you for the cliquespam

>>127437882
Thank you for traveling with United Airlines.

>>127436980
Eddie has great jeans

>>127437952
Powerslave mogs

>>127437956
True.

>>127437794
Gorgons Alter

Love these ones

>>127437794
that's just dungeon synth, and it's NOT METAL

welp, it's official. Louis Cachet is back on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/@T%C3%98RKEOfficial

>>127438575
Did you listen for 5 seconds literally?

>>127438636
>playing live
unkvlt

>>127438669
where do you see that video?

>>127438636
whoa

>>127438702
From that link above you dumb cocksucker

Post examples of accidental black/death metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FjpIfSbB8Y

>>127438713
be more specific you dumb faggot

>>127438769
what fucking black metal rebellion of 2025? This dude is retarded.

>>127438769
Are you a complete mouth breathing retard

>>127438636
this is just some fag reuploading varg's tik tok videos

New slam/dm kino riffs?

https://vocaroo.com/1lkxAQlP8IC5

what you guys think?

*farts*

>>127438769
I can’t get over how he looks like Master Roshi.

>>127437405
butchered at birth and tomb are very good albums from an extreme metal point of view, even later albums, but i think in them cc lackled some projection onwards extreme metal development

>>127436951 (OP)
Bros, I'm starting to think that Hoest really doesn't like muslims

>>127436964
>Schizo enters the thread

>>127438769
Varg will always be a great guy.

>>127439264
>Gun Club
Noice.

>>127439264
top kek

>>127439264
Why would anyone like them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw0k24989mg

>>127439264
So does any sane man.

>>127439264
It’s impossible to like them if you’ve had extensive interactions with them, they’re as unpleasant as the Jews.

>>127439540
Would you drink the beer or preserve it to keep the boxset complete.

>>127437096
From an era when chuds could write badass thrash metal albums. Now all they do is waste their life on the internet
If K.K. Warslut was born 30 years later he would nowadays be making hyperborea edits with jaks/anime girls

>>127439066
>cc lackled some projection onwards extreme metal development
they were held back by their drummer who didn't improve over the years whatsoever

>>127439576
fuck...
>>127439616
I mean many metalchuds young and old are both making albums AND wasting their lives on the internet, see: Varg, Lauri.

I THINK I WANNA KNOW YA KNOW YA

>>127438636
hope no one reports the channel with a bot farm :)

>>127439066
butchered has a shit tier sound, it lacks basically any low end, no bass whatsoever
tomb mogs it into obivion, even songwise

>>127439727
I don't know what any of your technical recording mumbo jumbo means but I think Butchered sounds awesome!

>>127439264
and who tf does? lmao

>>127439734
it has a shit tier compressed sound and necropedophile mogs any songs on butchered

>>127439646
>Varg, Lauri.
both made their best work before they went on the net

>>127436951 (OP)
Death metal is tragibeauty

Do you still like Crazy Train after realizing that in terms of arrangement it's basically just a disco song? Don't try and argue, it's something Bob Daisley has admitted himself.

>>127439840
I never heard that and I didn't like it anyway.

you are all so dumb

Sodom and Iron Maiden both have really good album art and then really boring music

>>127439909
Isn't '80s Maiden one of those bands that pretty much everyone even halfway into the genre enjoys though

>>127439909
>calls Sodom's music boring

>>127439909
this cover art isn't that great, but it's their best album by far

>>127439909
Correct. Moreover I believe without the fucking mascot Maiden wouldn't be nearly this popular. Sodom at least put at a couple OK/good albums but Maiden just flat out sucks ass.

>>127439918
With the exception of Metallica, most metal fans under 30 don't give a shit about any old bands like Maiden or Priest or Queensryche, let alone literal boomer stuff like Sabbath and Purple.

Actually why is it that Metallica is the only old band metal kids still like?

>>127439966
stranger things and the endless jew marketing eg. them being in fucking fortnite or whatever the fuck popular game was that

Riffs that are considered hate crimes in 17 EU Countries and the UK

>>127439966
>Actually why is it that Metallica is the only old band metal kids still like?
They outsold every other metal band hard during the '90s and were up there with normie rock bands like Guns N Roses, Nirvana, etc. Basically unavoidable. There's also a theory I agree with in that people latch onto them as well also because they have the word "metal" in their name, which in a way makes them the default "metal" band for normalfags out of sheer convenience. Also the lack of satanic imagery and lyrics helped too as even bands like Maiden get stigma for being satanic due to their album covers. Even housewives could get down with 'tallica with songs like Nothing Else Matters, Unforgiven, Memory Remains, etc.
Metallica is just hard enough while still being vanilla enough for normies to like, especially their later era albums which are basically just slightly heavier hard rock albums. And of course, shows decades later putting in songs like For Whom the Bell Tolls, Master of Puppets, etc. continuously reignite that cool factor with younger people as well. I think their sound generally aged better than a lot of traditional metal like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden as well as those bands are looked at more like dad-rock bands like Def Leppard or whatever.

Fear of the Dark is a great album.

>>127436980
Turns out this album is actually not so bad when I don't try to follow the lyrics. Would have been better as instrumental desu

>>127439966
Because "Metal" in the eyes of the mainstream is now at least 2 or 3 generations removed from those bands. 2000s "poser metal" like A7X, Slipknot, Disturbed, etc. are now the legacy "boomer rock/metal" acts

The criteria for being "metal" in the new generation just requires you use downtuned guitars or have metalcore breakdowns sometimes. Riffs aren't a requirement.

>>127436980
Beers and Dark Funeral right now.

>>127440105
That's why gatekeeping sleep token is a losing battle.
Just better to get them in and try showing them the good stuff.

Were Iron Maiden really ever THAT heavy, even by 80s standards?

>>127440149
The Paul Di'Anno era was. Became overly progressive and lame when Bruce came in.

>>127440149
Compared to a lot of other heavy metal from the time (which was still heavily influenced by rock), Paul Di'Anno era Maiden was pretty freakin' heavy.

>>127440149
Number Of The Beast was pretty extreme and satanic in 1982, when the only thing heavier was Venom. They were competing with bands like Manowar and Rainbow, and most people still called KISS heavy metal. Things didn’t get really extreme until around 1984 with bands like Bathory and Sodom and Destruction.

>>127440149
no, punk had heavier subgenres already
Maiden was more melodic
Some guys are mentioning Di'Anno era, because at that point they were basically punk

>>127440149
Absolutely not lmao. Not even mentioning Venom and Motorhead or even some Judas priest bong punk bands mogged them then in '83 came Heavy metal maniac, Kill 'em all and a bunch of way heavier stuff. Maiden was always a safer mom metal band like Riot.
Miss me with that b-but the first two albums with the punk edge! no, they were also gay compared to the other stuff out there.

>Di’Anno era was punk
I hate this narrative so much. I remember hearing it like 20 years ago on some VH1 documentary and thinking it was ridiculous back then. There’s nothing punk about the first two Maiden albums.

Save for Purgatory, songs like Number of the Beast, Flash of the Blade, the Trooper, etc. are heavier than anything from the first two albums.

>>127436951 (OP)
Hold me bros
https://www.instagram.com/p/DNdjY-XgttR/?img_index=1

>assassinating Iron Maiden in a metal thread
What has the world come to?

>>127440213
>There’s nothing punk about the first two Maiden albums
keep coping, motorhead also was punk

>>127440230
People finally came to realize Maiden is for middle aged moms. Next stop is that Metallica was always shit (and Megadeth was even worse).

>>127440249
You’ll never take those first four albums from me.

All this Maiden talk is inspiring.
Should I blast the s/t or Killers next?
>or maybe listen to Senjutsu for the first time?

>>127440249
Are we just distilling metal history down to the absolute heaviest bands of each year? Because Maiden were still heavy compared to most other bands in the metal sphere at the time. I’m not talking about punk bands like Discharge and Black Flag.

>>127440253
>first two
ftfy

>>127440264
S/T, Killers is a massive step down in just about every aspect

Judas Priest are cool until you read Halford's book and discover that he's a bottom. Songs like Riding on the Wind and Ram It Down take on a whole new interpretation following that.

>>127440264
S/T over Killers all day.

>>127440230
'heavy metal' always was glorified melodic/hard rock, they used satanic imagery as a marketing strategy just to be hip with the youth who wanted to rebel against their parent. Dio himself said that.

>>127440265
No. But we are distilling it to Slayer.
HEIL!

>>127440287
Dio clearly didn’t listen to death/black metal. That explains why Holy Diver is so weak compared to other 80s albums.

>>127440272
>Riding on the Wind
This could be about getting gangbanged by a 100 trannies or all kinds of degenerate shit it would still be THE BEST heavy metal song.

>>127440267
Kill Em All was probably the fastest record ever recorded in 1983.

Sure Slayer were heavier and Venom were more evil, but Metallica was fucking FAST.

>>127440316
>Kill Em All was probably the fastest record ever recorded in 1983.
I want to say Exciter's debut album, but even that one doesn't break the speed barrier quite like KEA's fastest material did.

Without the stupid vocals and Satanism gimmick, Mercyful Fate weren't that heavy. On the instrumental side they sound like the fucking Scorpions

>>127440334
>Without the stupid vocals and Satanism gimmick, Mercyful Fate weren't that heavy. On the instrumental side they sound like the fucking Scorpions

>>127440316
>Kill Em All was probably the fastest record ever recorded in 1983.
But not the heaviest.

>>127440287
>'heavy metal' always was glorified melodic/hard rock
No. That is true for Ozzy sabbath despite what people claim (they were barely ever metal) but listen to Sad wings of destiny or Stained class and then to Ram Jam's self titled (spare me the obvious fag jokes). Or just Bomber and Sacrifice by Motorhead. It's not just the production but the playstyles. Night and day.

Should I be ashamed to say my favorite metal band of all time is Chimaira?
I got into them as a teenager so I realize nostalgia is a big factor in how much I like them; also there's bands that I'd rather listen to nowadays, but Chimaira is always a comfortable place for me to go back to. I know better metal drummers, guitarists, bassists, vocalists, than Chimaira's, and my taste in music has expanded, grown and evolved so much since the days when I was a teen listening to nothing but angry core metal all day, but this fucking band just feels like home.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BasedUQWudLuU
I fucking love Chimaira, bros.

>>127440358
If he were 15 years younger, Gillan unironically could've made a kino extreme metal singer.

>released in 1985
For a brief moment, Sepultura had a solid claim to the title “heaviest band in the world”
Even Sodom and Kreator weren’t this heavy.

>>127436980
cant get much better than this

Why is Varg a self-proclaimed neo Nazi when in reality he's a bigger Jew than Paul and Gene?

https://youtu.be/UbgIUv9kcTM?list=RDUbgIUv9kcTM&t=127

Immolation peaked on this song here.

>>127440385
I'd even argue they were the heaviest band until 1987. I've listened to both this EP and Seven Churches multiple times, and SC just isn't as consistently cutthroat as Bestial Devastation is. Pleasure to Kill isn't, either, though it gets close.

seeing fabio lione's dawn of victory in a month cause I dont care if power metal is gay, it's fun as fuck fucking gay

>>127440149
fuck no, even in 1982, venom stomped all over them in that regard

>>127440403
I can agree with this take. I can’t think of anything heavier from 1986.

Scum (1987) by Napalm Death blows everything out of the water. Very few records even today are that heavy. The second half is absolutely ferocious.

one of the best "sabbath" songs coming true
fuck I LOVE this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usiGmFH82aw

TURN YOUR HEART INTO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

>>127440385
Sepultura were raw and heavy because they were poor, not because of an artistic vision.

>>127440429
The best Sabbath song is Supernaut.

>>127440431
Doesn’t matter why.

>>127440438
Odd way of saying N.I.B

>>127440385
>>127440403
All these bands were the "we have Slayer at home". Similar style but worse songwriting and even worse production. You just can't beat the Slaya', playa'.

My favorite Sabbath song is unironically Neon Knights. I don’t care if it’s not Ozzy. I can’t resist that classic NWOBHM sound.

>>127440429
based cock rock sabbath enjoyer

>>127440459
Slayer was just “we have Venom at home” if you want to be reductionist like that. Sepultura blew Slayer away.

>>127440469
I guess that's one way to out yourself as a poser who knows nothing.

>>127440485
They peaked on Haunting The Chapel. Nothing on Hell Awaits or Reign In Blood was heavy enough to compete with the underground black/death metal bands that were releasing demos around that time. Slayer had better production, but there was much heavier stuff in the underground tape trading scene. I bet you think death metal started with Scream Bloody Gore.

>>127440459
slayer is good but I wouldn't put them above even kreator or sepultura, sorry gramps

>>127440503
>I bet you think death metal started with Scream Bloody Gore.
>I bet you agree with the facts.
...yes? That was the first album that was mostly filled with death metal riffs. And this is why Ride the lightning was the first thrash album too.

>>127440578
please be bait

>>127440578
>Ride the lightning was the first thrash album too
Wtf was Kill Em All? What about Show No Mercy?

>>127440578
>>I bet you agree with the facts.
>...yes?

>>127440578
Recognizing Scream Bloody Gore as the start of death metal completely ignores the underground demos and tape trading scene in favor of studio albums. That sound, and in fact the name “death metal” existed as far back as 1984.

>>127440578
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyE1zoU_h-0

>>127440469
>Slayer was just “we have Venom at home”
Lol. That was Show no mercy, the best of Venom and Priest molded into one great album. Haunting the chapel was the intermediate release then Hell awaits sounded like nothing else at the time, basically was a stepping stone for Death. And I don't care about whatever demos any band released at that time or before, including Death, their stuff was mostly in the thrash style. Scream bloody gore was the first album that truly had mostly (as we know now) death metal riffing. Possessed were just fucking around and then they just went back to playing thrash metal.

thrash is boring
literally every single song in the genre is formulaic as shit and identical to any other song

>>127440654
You are one of those types who says Black Sabbath started stoner metal because they released a single song that sounded like that aren't you?

>>127440604
>>127440615
Put on Kill em all or Show no mercy then any early Sepultura, Kreator or something off Reign in blood. Then something off Heavy metal maniac or Executioner's song. If you find more resemblance with the true thrash albums you are either a retard or someone who've been listening to metal for less than 2 years.

Honorary first-wave black metal

>>127440734
Thanks moron

>>127440734
>laugh track

>>127440695
No I’m someone who collects magazines and demo tapes and knows about the extreme metal underground in the mid-80s. That sound was bubbling up for about three years before Death finally recorded a studio quality album. They were absolutely one of the first with their “Death By Metal” demo, but they had spawned a hundred copycat death metal bands by the time Scream Bloody Gore finally came out.

>>127440734
>pioneered glam metal
>pioneered visual kei
>pioneered noise rock
>pioneered black metal

Why do we hate Kiss again?

>>127440771
>>pioneered glam metal
>Why do we hate Kiss again?

>>127440765
Yet you don't know about >>127440658
Curious!

>band members completely retool an old song for their new band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2mkOzrHpEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL4mBNyGvxo

https://youtu.be/70_szWBOaic?t=342

Most underrated song on the Dog album! It's so trippy and perfect

>>127440765
So you are not the usual shitposter, surprising. I was half shitposting and I love nitpicking and getting ultra autistic with subgenres and shit but I still stick to actual albums as a start of a genre. Otherwise it would be a never ending argument with literally everyone I start a discussion about this. Albums that mostly contain the music style we are talking about, in this case Scream bloody gore, I accept as the starting point.
But you piqued my interest with that (iphonepleb) image and mentioning demos and zines. I love (mainly) death metal demos and reading literal who old magazines. Do you share these anywhere?

>>127440906
I usually don’t post the really cool stuff here because I don’t want prices to shoot up to $500 on Discogs, but I’ll share one (1) because you were nice to me.

Here’s a cool one from 1985.
https://youtu.be/L2BL6xI54Cc?si=2g2FHLfQez1_OtIZ

>>127439069
based

Just finished marathoning the first four Cannibal Corpse albums after having not listened to them since I was a teenager many years ago and here are my thoughts:

Are CC as 'bad' as their reputation in Death Metal circles say they are? No; there's plenty of worse DM bands. BUT... they're not that good either when compared to their peers of similar renown. The biggest thing that struck me listening to these albums again after all these years is how incredibly monotonous they are. All of them, with the exception of The Bleeding, are borderline background noise tier. The drumming is so dumbly simple and never ceasing. The riffs are also fairly simple and haphazardly stitched together in a B-tier Thrash Metal sort of way. I can see how they became so popular though (even before Ace Ventura) because it is very simple music and easy to 'get' as Death Metal.
If I had to rank the albums it would be:
1. The Bleeding (actually varied the music up so of course it's number one)
2. Butchered at Birth (basically a better version of Eaten Back to Life)
3. Eaten Back to Life (there's a charm to its dumb blunt simplicity)
4. Tomb of the Mutilated (ironic many consider this to be the best CC album when it's the worst (best?) example of everything I disliked)

>>127440934
Thanks (and this time I mean it)! I stick to books regarding any physical media (I'm running out of place even for those...actually I ran out already some time ago so I just pile them up on my floor) so I'm just a slsk guy. I'll check this one and the rest in your image tomorrow because I'm about to sleep.
ps. I'm still right ;^)

>>127440469
South of Heaven mogs both bands

>>127440634
I look like this and say this

>>127436980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LudVFTiDmWc
not metal
weird shit

>>127441190
Shit, yes

>>127441214
bit rude desu

>>127441242
Sorry if you feel that way, but it's shit

Why do people keep shitting on Ozzy for selling out to grunge and nu-metal with Ozzmosis and Down to Earth but selling out to MTV hair metal with Ultimate Sin, No Rest for the Wicked and No More Tears was apparently okay?

>>127441277
I never think about any of those albums desu

Listening to pic related.
What do I think of it?

>>127440235
>>127440176
>punkfags trying to claim music with actual technical ability as their own
Iron maiden used guitar solos/harmonies, had an actual singer, and wrote songs over 2 minutes. They were never punk

>>127440976
I agree with your rankings, except I'd put Eaten at the bottom

>The drumming is so dumbly simple and never ceasing
Paul is the Lars of death metal and has always been the weak link of the band. Their later ventures into a more 'technical' sound were especially held back by him

Are you gonna listen to the Corpsegrinder albums next? A lot of people dislike Vile but I think it's one of their best

Bloodthirst and Kill are the best Corpsegrinder records. Butchered is the best Barnes record

>>127441277
Ozzy's solo career was egged on by his label in the first place

>>127441493
>Are you gonna listen to the Corpsegrinder albums next? A lot of people dislike Vile but I think it's one of their best
Not anytime soon.

They could have rerecorded any of their albums but they did the worst one. I guess that makes sense, but I'm butthurt that they still didn't include the exclusive version of Introitus they recorded for The End Records that you literally cannot find anywhere on the internet.

/metal/? More like /cringe/ lmfao

Did someone just hear a squeak?

>>127441682
I smell it.

>>127441699
/BLEEEEEEEP/ROOODEEEENT

Trve metal main genres ranked:

Speed
Heavy
Thrash
Black
Power
Doom
Death

/metal/? More like /cringe/ lmfao

>>127441751
Silence, Jerry. The cats are talking.

>/metal/? More like /cri-SQUEEZE
>SQUEAK SQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEAKSQUEEEAAAAK
>THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK
>SQUEAK SQUEAK SQ-
>THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>127440316
>Kill Em All was probably the fastest record ever recorded in 1983.
THIS is the fastest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k88ADl46eok

>>127441779
>>127441788
>>127441819
Case in point. Cringe posts

>>127440213
Correct.

>>127441825
Rats don't like having the light shined on them, understandable

>>127441825
>Cringe po-

>>127441851
>>127441861
Nigga it's cat and mouse not cat and rat.

>>127441882
All mice are rats, every rodent cannot be trusted.

>>127441889
>>127441882
>>127441861
>>127441851
More cringe posts, nice lmao

>>127440771
They played pop rock boogie and had a disco hit.

>>127441751
Correct.

>>127441909
>unintelligible squeaking
Hello there, Steven Pearcy.

>>127441921
Incoherent post lmao

>>127441934
Hey can you do Round and Round? That's my favorite. =)

>>127441909
>t.

>>127440934
>but I’ll share one (1) youtube algorithm tune and then I'll have to zoom along

have a nice night metalfags

Is Alice Cooper the most likeable man in metal?

>>127441953
Alice Cooper isn't metal so no

>>127441940
>>127441942
See >>127441825

>>127441946
>it was okay when we did it in 2009

>>127441980
You didn't answer my question... =(

>>127441992
I don't speak metalrat sorry

>>127442000
>n-no ur the rat
Cute!!!!

>>127442000
CAN YOU, OR CAN YOU NOT PLAY ROUND AND ROUND?

>>127441951
Go fuck yourself, faggot.

>>127442006
Yeah, metalheads are like rats in a swamp. Gotta clean em out

>>127442029
No, it really doesn't. Lmao

>>127441277
Sadly his entire solo career is diaper rock. Not metal.

>>127441953
Alice Cooper was accused of mass mental cruelty.
How did he plead?

>>127442011
I can play Free Bird

>>127442112
That's not RATT. Play RATT!

Castle Rat

>>127441953
Alice Cooper is honorary first-wave black metal

>>127441788
He died for our bleeps

>>127442144
Jute Guy?

>>127441751
The post that shook the rodent's nest that is /metal/

Metalheads really be like "Oh shit an original copy of Rotting Toilet's demo for only 500$??? BUYING!"

Lmfao

The rat was exposed, now lashes out in anger

>>127442226
Nice low self-awareness post lmfao

>>127442202
>Oh shit an original copy of Rotting Toilet's demo for only 500$??? BUYING!
This but unironically. I paid $700 for a vinyl CD of methadone abortion clinic/rectal cranium inversion by stoma and play it every day

>>127442252
forgot picrel

>>127442252
Nice, /metal/ loves losercore

>>127442280
it's actually called pornogoregutsgrind and it's ludokinosovl

Varg 4 Prez

no matter how many times i've listened to nile over the years I still dont hear what people like about them. every time its in one ear and out the other.

>>127442486
Stop listening while playing video games

>>127442486
Just a lesser Melechesh, don't bother.

>>127442301
Yep, losercore. Beloved by most everyone here!

Losers hang around places where they aren't wanted, understandable if they have no place else to go.

Losercore's okay but I prefer victorgrind myself

Bump.

>>127436980
Well this is not quite what I expected

>>127442493
that is the most oddly specific criteria for not enjoying a band I've ever heard

Is he suggesting that Iommi and Geoff Nicholls were gay?

>>127439264
You can't realistically support both gay rights and muslims at the same time

>>127443405
you finish fighting?

>>127443420
Huh?

>>127442782
Amebix are honestly better at being a Killing Joke worship band than a stenchcore band

>>127443578
Guitarless, drumless metal. But still metal.

>>127436980
>The Red Shield
Great song, great lyrics. Shame it couldn't be on the 2020 version.

>>127436980
I'm quite fond of Sinister

>>127442582
Will every post mentioning Nile now have a reply mentioning this even worse, more boring band?

Metal = dead

My metal: black
My heart: dead
My pants: shat

I just roke up

His hair? Gone
His skin? Melanated
His belly? Huge
His cock? Dysfunctional
His smoke alarm? Beeping
His foreskin? Snipped
His wife? Cheating
His iq? African
His metal? OSDM

>>127446544
Die

>>127446566
As a cucked Deicide fan, I concur.

Winger

New slam/dm kino?

https://vocaroo.com/1e10Z9TeOQ1y

>>127446405
why do they do that?

Burzum is so good.

I'm starting to hate metal and all its fans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9FPmpamU2g&list=PLwjsn2sdxbsDPXLnt3274NPlRTZWl1UZ1&index=10
VAMPIRE YOUTH
RAISE YOUR CUPS TO THE NE'ER-WANING MOON
LET ITS VISAGE RING TRUE!
TO THE HEARTS COLD AND BLUE
WE'RE DYING EACH MOMENT FREE

WE'RE ALL ANIMALS HERE
FLESH AND BLOOD, BONE AND DREAM
WE'RE JUST IMPULSES HERE
ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT IN THE STORM

JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF SHIT!

SHIT!

>>127446626
guys? some feedback is welcome

>>127446826
I never liked metalcucks from the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2-kugDhGE

>>127446846
they are all assholes

>>127446853
Nah, metalcucks the type of faggot who tells you they are a nice guy while listening to music about total genocide. Cringe factory x1000000. Never met a scary metalcuck in my life, let alone one with balls.

>>127446866
>Cringe factory x1000000.
Correct.

We here at the cringe factory only make the cringiest cringe on this side of Cringeville

If you hate us why do you spend so much time with us? Nothing else to do?

>>127446943
An unfortunate interest in the musical genre.

>>127446984
Hating us isn't nice

>>127446984
Just your typical retard faggot

>>127446943
He's forced to post here with us because he gets banned on any site with actual moderation. I remember his bio on his RYM profile was him crying about being banned from the forums there.

>>127447052
If you haven't committed a crime that would land you multiple years in jail if you were caught, you don't deserve to listen to ebil hateful music like metal. lole.

I mean has the average /shredd1t/ cuck even gone skydiving?

>>127447111
Is skydiving a serious crime in your country?

>>127447111
>I mean has the average /shredd1t/ cuck even gone skydiving?
No but I once went down a sloped road with a scooter, tried to stop it by putting my foot to the ground, but I ended up tumbling through the air instead. Close enough, really.

>>127447134
No, but it would show that you have at least, one tiny shred of manhood. Honestly, its really boring besides the landing, speed is relative, and falling to earth feels very slow.

>>127447145
Scooter like a moped, or the gay version of a skateboard?

>>127447165
>Scooter like a moped, or the gay version of a skateboard?
Razor scooter, y'know like the ones little kids play with. Except I wasn't a little kid, I was 14 and thought I could still ride something I used when I was 6. :p

>>127447192
>Razor scooter
Kek, what a load of shit these were. Scooters were even more gay than rollerblades tbqh. How come you didn't use the rear brake thoughever? Too fast?

>>127447192
>Razor scooter
RIP ankles

>>127447223
>Kek, what a load of shit these were.
Oh fuck, tell me about it. I stopped using it when I turned 10 because it was getting very unreliable by that point.
>How come you didn't use the rear brake thoughever? Too fast?
Not even that! Whenever I tried to use the rear brake, sometimes it'd work... and other times it'd do jack shit. So I thought "okay, I can't use the rear brake so I'll just use my foot to stop it! :D"

>>127447230
>RIP ankles
I wasn't wearing a helmet, either. I was pretty lucky to land on my arm and only get a nasty gash. (I still wonder how my glasses didn't break from the fall, though...)

>>127436980
pretty awful cover

Albums you want to like but the production won't let you.

>>127447477
Who are you talking to?

>>127447477
>being a docile rule-abiding cattleslave for my bagel baker masters is tough

>>127447558
>unless you act like a complete nigger you’re not worthy of metal

>>127447497
the new cryptopsy

>>127447598
>>127447598
>>127447598

>>127447582
>why yes, I love working like a dog for my masters and doing everything they tell me to, thats how us real metal'ers get down!

>>127447620
>sheeeit you ain’t metal unless you kill fowty niggas (in self defense, of course)

>>127447675
Correct.

Norwegian scene = white niggers

>>127448345
You = timid good cattle

>>127446846
looks awesome

>>127449113
You will always be a nigger.