Thread 127440500

>>127440500 (OP)
Not music

>>127440534
>implying anything off-topic isn't basically allowed here anyway

2chollis

Boy, this is really exciting, making a rock & roll record. I can't even wait until our record comes out and the teen-agers start to buy it. We'll all be rich and famous! When my royalty check comes I think I'm going to buy a Mustang. No, I think I'll... I think I'll get a Corvette. No, I think I'll get a Harley Davidson. No, I don't think I'll buy any of those cars...

>>127440534
This general is a necessary evil, in the days before it existed there'd be 10-20 popwaifu gooning threads spread throughout /mu/ and somehow they were all worse than kpoop fans

Mmm let's goon together

since when does taylor swift have a fat ass

>>127440907
my room will be the designated taylor goon room at /wpop/ meet 2025

designated moikey goon room

>>127441180
MOIKEY?

critoolyon closet

>>127441282
She looks like Spiderus from Miss Spider's Sunny Patch

I know Taylor’s music is going to be straight ass

Taylor's ass makes my dick straight

DID SOMEONE SAY TAY ASS?

>>127440500 (OP)
ooooh so that's why old kkk guys used to call them "boot-lipped". Now I get it.

>>127442249
>404 ass not found

I just need the butthole. Just the hole and lube. It'll be nice

Choli liked the rape movie??

I want to break Sabrina Carpenter's face and brutally rape her holes

>>127444140
Yeah man duh everyone does.
she should have put her album out at the beginning of the summer instead of the end

Today I came 27 times for Clairo

Ava Max Ex-Lax Snax

Its Pink

>>127444115
Wish I could reenact that scene with her

>>127447666
It isn't. Google Chappell Roan to see what a REAL ass looks like

scrumptious chappell ass, mmmmmm <3

>>127447696
That bitch look like John Wayne Gacy lmao.

*squish plap plop plop plap plap plop*
-me fuckin chappell ass

>>127447787
Stay jerking off to clowns you fucking weirdo.

Peteroline Scullyachek

Dua Brown Titty Lipa

do you gays like katseye

I like Kat'z Deli, New York City :)

The world famous jar of half and whole sour foreskins

imagine dua lipa with big tits

imagine dua lipa with a giant futa cock

Doja Cat is so hot! So much hotter than that old disgusting hag Marina!

>>127441282
That sweater is doing a lot of work and her tits are still almost to her belly button Still would

Back in the city
I'm just another
Girl in a sweater

do you guys think wpop girls should be sluttier like kpop girls?

>>127450018
most of them are too old for this

ava and gaga doing ass to ass

>>127448638
lol she's black lmao

>>127439985
me when I see Doja cat

>>127451430
she's some South African Jewish

>>127450647
Anon addresses Ava Max situation

Ava Maxes out my dick

i'd dig my tongue into ava's swamp ass and eat out turds larger than the war of the worlds remake. anyways that's about it cya

Ava Max is like somebody cloned Lady Gaga with a prettier face, bigger tits and tighter body, but used up all the character creation points and didn't have any left for talent or singing ability.

>>127451608
I'd still marry her in a heartbeat.

Imagine eating Moikey's shit from her ass and then she hits you with the mickey mouse clubhouse dance (you just ate mickey mouse 's shit!!! :o :o :o)

>>127451752
I’m a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing I have ever read goodbye

Why is Taylor Swift allowed to get away with being a blatant plagiarist and trend chaser? She's the least original or unique artist of the last 20 years yet she's by far the most successful. How does she get away with it?

>>127452230
2/10 bait, made me reply but that's about it.

>>127452230
White women are evil

my hmhas 1 hear anniversary vinyl is arriving tomorrow! I'm really excited, it's the first vinyl I'll ever have
they all have unique splatter patterns so I hope I luck out and get a really nice looking one

Billie

>>127452461
Not a Billie Fan outside of like 2 songs, but that looks like a sick colour pattern. My vinyl collection is pretty small, only five records and only three of them are something other than black pressings. And only TWO of those are even pop albums lol. Those being the tangerine variant of 1989 TV and a purple pressing of Purple Rain by Prince.

The third is a blue pressing of one of my favourite black metal bands.

>>127452618
>you now remember the redditors that would have meltdowns when people would make tons of posts asking if aurora had autism

>>127450647
Leaking everywhere for Ava Max

Choli pop 2

Choli on top of the pops

>>127440500 (OP)
Ever eaten sunday gookbap?

This was supposed to be Iggy Azalea’s BRAT
https://youtu.be/KVGRN7Z7T1A

flopbrina and mans best onahole will tank

>>127457403
Any predictions for the man’s best friend first week sales?

>>127457423
it'll be the same as short and sweet

>>127458030
tooly ass costume

Lurpooly spreadable ooly invented in 1901

i didn't have any spreadable butter i just had sticks, so i just gave it the ol rubby dubby

>>127458340
this is ai

grokllie

grokture

>>127458469
Love this song <3

my nigga is rapping over a episode of animaniacs

>>127440500 (OP)
All you worthless bitches don't compare:
https://youtu.be/1FHvVVG4bek

Taylor on the Forbes cover

Taytay

>>127458573
>taylor is a backbencher loser

>>127458573
Epstein list look like THAT?

>>127458573
unironically who are all the women in this?

>>127458838
Taytay is a diddybludden. I fucking knew it.

>>127458795
women can be diddlers too

>>127458758
Bruce Springsteen is a class betrayer

>>127440567
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>>127448638
>>127450018
Me: a genius
https://youtu.be/JHh3w5xgSkc
https://youtu.be/5Ugxxs4pQnY
https://youtu.be/0Da6AvsegGs
https://youtu.be/gWjr_r5vJzA
https://youtu.be/gigJjgPThYA
https://youtu.be/rhqYKHpiZ3E
https://youtu.be/WdrNXRdkuG4

which posters cheeks are glued together by boo boo

You know remember Iggy Azalea’s biggest hit
https://youtu.be/IH15YLAo5Wg

>>127459148
It's complete and utter trash. Shameful music for shameful people.

>>127459249
we need more hairy pop girl armpits ITT
and no not chappell she's got a round and weird butterface

Chappell is round where it matters <3

>>127459376
Chappell Roan

Chappell Farms
Produce

Yuck

gooly gardner

Chappell Roan at Rock en seine in Paris
Start in 1 minute
https://www.youtube.com/live/JqWxg0EJPRo

Big Stage

>>127460337
LETSS GO!!!

eating hayley williams pussy as i fuck olivia rodrigo while dua lipa sucks my balls, chappell roan eats my ass, and billie eilish takes pictures

billie eilish takes pictures

*saves the thread*

Fingerbwina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3JmVhy6HnQ MORE EMOTION BONUS TRACKS BABY.

>>127461186
>Released on the 20th
THE LORE OF THE 20 FANS

carly only has tooly fans

Billie

TONIGHT
ON TOP TOOLY

oi weahr ah hat

Kanye made the wrong bitch famous

Charli should've been with a black man fr

Vinylbwina

>>127452461
so pretty!!

>>127462667
Cum on it

>>127462667
I have a signed benee supaloney 7 inch

supatooley

Eating hot cheesy nachos off Dua Lipa's butthole. Nacho Lipa!

Ice cold Charli Cola

Adrian
Explain our tooly

>>127462252
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>>127457346
>>127457328
none of you measure up

>>127464587
Bitch looks just like gay Philip Seymour Hoffman in Boogie Nights

>>127440500 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id_0DsBctYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmFEMLWs-tI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZHTxr24sBY

I fucking love her

>>127464632
Is that so?

>>127464643
Like a dikier little titty Kiernan Shipka

>>127464657
Oh?

>>127464667
Is that the weird pony tail bitch from Napoleon Dynamite???

>>127464685
Nein

>>127464696
Great Value Elliot Page with a 4 inch stubby penis that dribbles rather than shoots

>>127464727
Sure thing, pal

Post a popstar better than Maggie Rogers

I've been to Vidal Sassoon!

Ethel Cain smoking meth while gooning in perv discord rooms

Hot damn hot water hot shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9cyG_yfh1k

i be like oooh

.

My phone said that this old hag had a new album that was released yesterday, but the internet says nothing. Was I hacked.

Some autistic

mayor nadyarli bribing someone by stuffing 1 dollar bills in potato chips bag

>>127465517
aurora has secret babies last year, i know, they were mine

Charli xcx with her grammy

>>127464857
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>>127467842
Ugly slags

>>127468793
Definitely a turd in the bath water

>>127468888
What a waste of quads. Only turd is you

Sup sexy people

RUBEN

>>127441282
Guarantee you this hoe picked some trash

Ava Max

If I may, I feel like this is a safe place, so can I be completely honest, I listened to Maggie Rogers when I was in my Aurora phase. But I never cared for hippy shit even though I guided people in the back country of Colorado and smelt like shit on the regular. Pic unrelated: https://youtu.be/PNWsW6c6t8g?feature=shared

KEEP IN MIND I LIVE IN
CAW
LAHW
RAH
DOE

>>127470403
Well, not right now. As you know, the Mid-Missouri Midge has been traveling for years: https://youtu.be/dDxgSvJINlU?feature=shared

toolynese packaging

điều gì khiến một người đàn ông lần nào cũng phát điên?

Aww bạn phải cho họ cái HAWK TOOLY đó

>>127464632
lmfaoooo

>>127464632
>>127470542
German-American genes

This bitch always looks like a cardboard cutout

>>127470609
Which one? Don't all pop stars look kinda brushed to hell?

>>127470596
why the long face?

>>127457328
lol
LOL

>>127470631
German genes

tooly on the beat ho

What do you guys think: https://youtu.be/tD__QQvknXU?feature=shared

Wide shot, or close up: https://youtu.be/XXVwFvkNTEg?feature=shared

Wide like Chappell's cheeks <3

chappooly

>Trondheim church
I think I understand where the midge gets his energy now. >>127471045

She’s a flop

>>127471142
Without the Midge's approval: yes.

Bait use to be believable.

>>127471142
i need to suck cock for this woman

the midge sucked my cock for tay

Ibrahim Traore banned Toolyposting in Burkina Faso

He said, "It is not an African value, but a western degeneracy"

>implying you needed a reason to suck dick anyway

Fucking self-loathing 'mos just have to find some way to cope. Just accept you're gay already.

Mariah Carey Rates Love Island, Labubus, and Christmas on Pitchfork
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zh-4Ic7X6uo

>>127471387
nothing gay about sucking cock for tay

>>127471601
average chappelltard

president tooly making the prices of the toolystation 5 go up due to tarrifoolys

For awhile, I was trying to think of a post after my Aurora Trondheim church concert post, that would be true to me, and meet the criteria of this thread, and for the longest time I didn't know how to match the gayness of y'all, but then I remembered the ole me: https://youtu.be/3JWTaaS7LdU?feature=shared

>>127471711
I don't know what this fucking faggot is talking about: https://youtu.be/AkFqg5wAuFk?feature=shared

>>127471601
>nothing gay
>sucking cock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkx3W3WkswE

>>127471601
based and swiftie pilled

un video ma mi gente

blablabla bliblibli
haybliblbilbiblibli
LINGANGULI GULI GULI WACHA LINGANGOO LINGANGOO

nothing pedophilic about asking kids parents to send you videos of them dancing naked for you to enjoy before performing shows

>>127471887
https://youtu.be/nspxAG12Cpc?feature=shared

Is she /ourgirl/?

>>127472817
yes

>>127472817
does she suck cock for tay?

>>127472991
Mikey motherfucking Madison <3

>>127440500 (OP)
What's the deal with the Maggie Rogers simp?

>>127473040
answer the fucking question

>>127473416
>>127472938
>>>/b/938765669 <--- you seem lost, this is more your place.

>>127473565
>>>/tv/ Or this if you prefer. Sadly the jannies here are a bunch of lazy faggots and won't remove your off-topic posts, but I can help since you're clearly retarded.

>>127473578
report and ignore

>>127473724
Again, "jannies won't remove off-topic posts". You think I haven't tried that in the past? 99% sure this off topic faggotry is being posted by an actual jannie.

Charli XCX makes a savoury cheesecake

>Drop that kitty down low
What do they mean by this

getting queer for choli

geh-uhn kwueh fuh choli

>>127473802
Do you think charli likes Tanishk Bagchi?

charli

Just jerked off to a girl with a feminine penis

>>127473953
faggot

>>127473953
You can just say Taylor

GRIPPIN MY
CONSENSUAL PENIS

I can't believe this
Yo I CANNOT believe this

Gay 4 Tay???

>*mwah*
Good night, everybody!

Worship Hayley, Fap to hayley, buy hayley music, buy hayley merch. It's that shrimple

>>127475574
I miss Disney Quest :(

Mama Caroline

five nights at toolys

i be yellin out gang gang
are you gang bang

>>127470644
I thought Jooly was Tooly's cousin but she's just some Jooish...