Thread 127447598

AOTY edition

Previous >>127447600

>How do I get into X genre?
>>listen to these albums
https://imgur.com/a/I4V7E
https://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip
>>save these spurdos
https://imgur.com/a/OfxFO
https://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip
>>save these cringe edits
https://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6
https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip

>How do I find more like X band?
https://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.
https://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".
https://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts, lists, and related artists
https://4chanmusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.
https://www.gnoosic.com/ - Type in three bands you like and get suggestions.

>Where do I find X album?
https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tab
https://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (https://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)
https://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration
>>DHT crawlers (search engines for torrents)
https://damag.net/
https://bt4gprx.com/
https://bitsearch.to/
>>direct download links in /mu/ archives (links may be dead, DL codes may be used up)
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/(%22mega.nz%22|mediafire|gofile)%20metal/
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/https%20%22bandcamp.com%22%20yum%20metal/

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>>127447614
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BLASTING

>>127447598 (OP)
Fat

>>127447614
Post read and appreciated

REAL BLASTING

>>127447677
>expected based war metal from the cover
>get osdm baldcuckery instead
cringe

Doom reigns supreme

>>127447614
Absolutely embarrassing. This isn't /jp/, you permavirgin.

This is quite a larp

Damn, Ozzy was a snowbunny?

What do you think they'll sound like?

>>127447849
ass

>>127447849
they're 30 years too late

>>127447849
'90s butt rock but with shitty modern overproduction

>>127447849
>>127447858
>>127447877
>>127447880
Metal.

>>127447849
Like a worse Body Count

>>127447886
Incorrect.

>>127447849
new cringe nvke about to drop

>>127447660
Recommended if you like pissgrave

>>127448007
You replied to the fake post >>127447677

>>127448067
whatever you say matthew

>>127448075
?

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>127448067
why would haemorrhage not be a real blasting post?

>>127448185
I’m thinking not metal

>>127447660
>>127447677
I want to like this, but it's just so underproduced. Will never understand the retards who unironically think that "raw production" (read: cheaping out on the production) somehow makes music better.

>>127448204
Almost half of the album is metal and Uriah Heep was highly influential on the genre thoughbeit

>>127448222
Urianal Heep of Shit more like

>>127448233
How's your afternoon going, trannypopper?

>>127448245
How is the bladder infection, m´am?

>>127448252
Quite unpleasant, metalxister. =)

>>127447660
>>127447677

the fuck kind of metal discussion is this? very low quality.

>>127448399
Welcome to /meal/, hate every minute of your stay.

there is nothing wrong with the original blasting post. no real blasting is needed.

>>127448399
Cacapoopoo

>>127448185
Based

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127448642
You're a homophobic piece of shit.

>>127448808
this, i love being a homo

why is there the meme of terrance hobbs fucking someones wife? I see this niche meme get referenced sometimes but I cannot find anything online about it

>>127448808
homosexuality is vile

>>127447660
MMMMMMMMMHMMMM THATS THE ROUGHNESS AND TOUGHNESS FOR YOU SISSY BOYS TUNING IN, THE ALMIGHTY HAEM' , NOT YOUR 200 WIMPWOUNDS, BUBBLES, REAL METALISED VEINS!

>>127448924
He has a son with J-dawg's wife.

>>127448943
Homosexuality is not a choice you dumbfuck. You are vile.

>>127449023
Suicide is.

>>127449014
well no, yeah whatever I dont care that I never had kids, didn't really want them anyway but Lindsey already had a kid, i dont care if its terrance's he was around anyway so its not like I had to uh raise it or anything

>>127449056
(direct quotation)

Samson - Riding With The Angels

>>127449093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5ec2UDZJY&list=RDAC5ec2UDZJY&start_radio=1&ab_channel=SolidSnake090

i mean yeah im a closeted homosexual with massive insecurities I hind behind my funny meathead persona and married some single mom who disrespects me behind camera in multiple interviews but at least im not living in mommas basement like you

I wonder if Ozzy got the same

>>127448848
imagine being so pathetic you resort to pretending to be a tripfag when i'm not even here

what is some metal to dance to while wearing your mums dress?

>>127449250
woke thrower

>>127449222
>bonos poo technician
fucking lmao

>>127447660
Do Impiety have any bad albums? Or are they one of those bands where if you like one you like them all.

Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten

LOOKS LIKE
THE BEGINNING
OF THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEND

The bleeding is the best cannibal corpse album I see it now. Stripped raped and strangled is their poppiest song

Is Jdawg a roidmonkey? He’s always red like a beet.

>>127449694
What the fuck do you think bitch boy have you seen those arms and tjat bald?

>>127449621
*dun dun dun dun
forced into your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind passed down through the centuries, cultures will collide, holy wars for what? holy book of gooooood holy book of lies, if its in the way, all is entertained

>>127449713
I dunno, those arms look natty to me.

>>127447598 (OP)
Why is the OP off topic and without a link to the FAQ or previous thread?

>>127447660
>>127447677

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Zf5NTFPU0
NO
NO TURNING BACK
I'M BANISHED FROM SANCTUARY
THE DARKNESS
IN ME
IS FILLING ME WITH PAIN
THERE'S NO WAY TO TURN BACK
FOR ETERNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO
NO TURNING BACK
>ETERNITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'M BANISHED FROM SANCTUARY

Castle Rat

About to listen to pic related for the first time.
What will I think of it?

>>127449736
the only known lyrics

Listening to Nile.

>>127449923
I recommend Melechesh if you're looking for something similar but actually good.

Wolves in the Throne Room

Cringe metal?

>>127450057
Right above you.

>>127449787
based

>>127450057
Inherently

>>127450068
Check out Divine Eve and Crimson Relic if you haven't already.

>>127449787
What's with the cringecore artwork

>>127450106
Stop looking at the finger paintings you did yesterday.

>>127450131
I'm looking at the artwork you posted, and it looks pretty cringe

>>127450151
I’m looking at you and don’t see a chin

i like generic sounding black metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4HfAMR5qmo

>>127450237
3 more months and you’ll have a special thread just for posting generic black metal

>>127450205
No you're not lmao

>>127450279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ96iVbA_No

heres more generic shit

>>127450321
Shit, indeed

>>127447660
>>127447677
swedesouffle

>>127447660
I'm blasting your mom.

>>127450413
heaviest blast in the thread.

>>127450254
Based.

>>127450454
Are they gonna kiss?

>>127447614
Absolutely wonderful. Thank you, brother.

>>127449212
>some single mom who disrespects me behind camera in multiple interviews
Lmao I need to see this

J-dawg, the type of guy to marry a stripper

>>127450754
Metal as fuck.

Invocation of the Continual One.

>>127449879
Just finished. Definitely the weakest album out of the last 4 or so, but still gives you what you want from a Drawn and Quartered release.

>>127450915
yeah that was about my thoughts on it, Congregation Pestilence was my favorite out of those

>>127450939
The One Who Lurks tis my favorite.

>>127450754
I once had an in-call girl who wouldn't leave
I was honestly surprised to see her on my couch the next afternoon because I had assumed she fucked off after I handed her the cash around 3 in the morning
I went into the city to take care of some shit and she was still there watching TV when I got back
When I finally demanded to know what the fuck she was doing, she just said "it's nice here"
Told her to get the fuck out, but she said she was cooking something and that's when I realized she was boiling pasta
Told her I didn't give a shit and grabbed her, shoving her towards the door
Called me an asshole and did the angry whore march down the driveway

>>127451036
Not metal.

I'm listening to pic related.
How based is that?

>>127451153
More metal than any cat gif.

>>127451194
On the same level really.

>>127451205
What level are rats on?

>>127451227
Above the average /metal/ thread, unfortunately.

https://voca.ro/1g1kDtxjEgRR
riff

>>127447660
good!

fuck you all

>>127452117
Reminds me of that Slipknot song.
https://youtu.be/EF5BSsIm4bA?si=QsSptaY3XQ7p0m1y&t=49

Deeds of Flesh anyone?

Metallica - Turn the Page
Metallica - Tuesday's Gone
Metallica - Am I Evil?

>>127448209
it's literally not even raw.

in the frigid winter of 1994, Varg R. Vikernes was raped

>>127452192
This era of them is badass. Their first two albums are some of the best most aggro nu metal. I like vol 3 but I can admit some of its fruitier than their early stuff, but pulse of the maggots is one of their best songs

>9 hour thread
Fucking kill this general already

>>127452679
Thank you cliquer.

>9 hour thread
Let this thread live forever and ever

Come on guys, let's get some content going.

>>127452872
Okay. You first.

>>127452939
The Skullet is the ultimate Metal hairstyle.

>>127452939
Hmm... yes I'd say this content is of a sufficient enough quality.

>>127453333
nice quads but that's not a cat

I am so scared to wear my Satanic Warmaster shirt to shows i will just wear kpop shirts instead lol

Asking the people here who know basic music theory

Is the riff on Bathory - Necromansy/ Burzum - War comparable a 4 beat in a Disco track?

Unironically kino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7ktY8L6v0A&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl7rkIc9b24&

>>127453558
Bruh i wear my Peste Noire hoodie with the Totenkopf on it to shows and all that happens are boomers praising me for it

I'm still not over his death, bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUvguyW93VI

This is the pinnacle of Hitlercore BM. Nothing else compares

Ok recommend me some animal metal

>>127448924
Closeted porn addicts who see a black man and can't stop thinking about their dicks. You see this phenomenon quite often on this very website

>>127454312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2VomVXCq8s

>>127454301
You immediately know it’s a tranny

Let's kill this thread

>>127454738
Agreed. Unfortunately Ratthew or one of the other non-metal fan resident schizos will just keep making them

boppin the new stribro

>>127455080
Looks like he is courting the tranny audience these days

Bjorn "Speed" Strid

>>127455125
What does Soilwork even sound like these days? Have they fully pivoted to buttrock yet?

>>127447677
this shit is so good, been jamming the past few days. nothing wrong with the production, sounds like any other metal album, production wise

started listening to coroner today. not bad, lots of riffs

>>127449519
how is it?

>>127451188
Don't know what that is but axeman on cover = based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EsAQkUJemc

>>127447660
man this production has a great balance of being murky yet percussive

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nGmv5ey-NZCBBqxc2RSctdOfiU0YuwQe4

It's up

>>127455870
Listening!

>>127454301
We hate metafags too. What does that post have to do with metal by the way?

>>127455870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsgoBjj6gM

This goes hard

>>127455870
I have to say I'm disappointed after all. Started with a good power metal song, but the rest is just some anime OP pop rock. I discovered her from her acoustic covers of old school heavy/speed metal, so I hoped her albums would also be some good ol female-fronted jap metal like Mari Hamada or Misako Honjoh.

>>127456170
it's metal

>J-Dawg gets an advanced promo copy of Anon's Demo
>makes a review video saying "God damn fuckin poser shit, this isn't it brah brah"

>>127447598 (OP)
i like tall thick women
too bad she is queer and will never like me

what was the biggest disappointment in recent memory?

>>127457206
latest Sargeist was in one ear and out the other IMO

>>127456378
this was rather boring and uninspired

>>127457206
First coroner track after 30 years being mid as fuck. That was 5 days ago, I think.

>>127457295
yeah that was really shit, i don't get why those old legendary bands have to shit all over their legacy

>>127457300
Probably trying to grab a buck before retirement. I mean it's fine, would bruce willis my legacy, too to get the kids smth to inherit. But I thought coroner might at least be able to do a decent new song and not something that sounds like generic metal from the 00s-10s

>>127457258
shit opinion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d83VUqBUJng

>>127457161
Wow, subtle!

>>127447677
the vocals drag this down so much

>>127457502
Many such cases!

>>127457295
it's not that bad?
what were you expecting

>>127455411
It's solid B-tier Death Metal.

>>127457923
what's some S-tier death metal?

>>127457206
This had some solid riffs on it

>>127457939
Morbid An(ge)al

>>127457939
Infester

>>127457939
Blood Incantation

>>127458014
Don't troll him, anon.

>>127452939
Cronos is based.

>>127457161
Correct.

Coom Metal

Just ordered my Mayhem mug

>>127457258
It's complete dogshit actually

Are they the most consistent DM band of all time?

>>127458434
Most constistently unremarkable, yes.

>>127458434
No. Went to shit after Unholy Cult.
Cianide is the most consistent Death Metal band. First two albums are very doomy, but after that they crank the speed up and become the Motorhead of Death Metal.

Metal is inherently fascist.

>>127458020
They're one of the few worth listening to.

>>127458454
>in my mind, it was real

>>127458537
And don't troll me.

>>127458434
If you go by MA ratings Ulcerate has the highest average, only because the RYM zoomers propped up the latest album

>>127458568
>caring about ratings
Normalfag behaviour.

>>127458541
Incoherent post.
>>127458555
Once you hear Blood Incantation, most death metal goes down 2 tiers.

>>127458674
Well what else are you going to go by moron? /metal/ “discussion”?

>>127458675
Thank you clique brethren

>>127458434
There are two kinds of immolation fans, the ones that don't go to their live gigs and the ones that don't go to any live gigs at all.

>>127458690
Your own opinion you fucking sheep

>>127458708
Why would you care only about your own opinion and then make a post asking what other people think? Fuck off avatarshitter

>>127458675
This is the equivalent of saying "Once you hear Green Day, most Hardcore Punk goes down 2 tiers."

>>127458690
Clicking 5-10 random points in the album and give it a full listen if it's promising. I have probably 2k albums and have no idea about their public reception.

/metal/ vest

>>127458751
Why are punks like this?

>>127458751
Just another punkfaggots momento.

Devin Townsend

>>127458772
He’s alright, but some of his lyrics are too sporky for my tastes.

>>127458819
He's a genius in my opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAFoi01jaP4

Any slick new content out of the cringe factory recently?

>>127458737
Do people really click randomly through the album?

The musical stylings of Adam Kalmbach

>>127458872
Everything from Pozzy's hilarious wheelchair comedy show.

You might even say it was his "last ride", LMFAO.

Summoning successful

>>127458951
Why’d you summon him for

Dissodelights

>>127459010
This is gonna trigger the trancels.

>listen to bolt thrower a little
>meh over rated
>actually listen through all their albums

they're actually fucking good, its not ground breaking but damn they have some really groovy riffs ngl fr fr

>>127458751
Why are anti-fascists like this?

>>127459025
The what?

>>127459010
BUT WHAT ABOUT BLOODY ASS BORED SNORRE DUCH AND DEATHSMELL O SMELLY

>>127459010
>Gayer
>Motorhead
>Ildjarn
>Antaeus
>Profanatica
>Demoncy
>endless low iq BaIdcuckery
You know, even if I hated dissonance, hated anything new, was fat, ugly, and old, I would still make a better list than this.

Also kek'd my balls off at Summoning, runescape OST "metal" is the pinnacle of metal to baIdcucks.

>>127459204
>>127459232
now blow each other

>>127459276
He would if he could

>>127459278
who is who?

>>127459299
Some Redditor known as SeeFow who thinks his opinion matters

Has PozACK managed to make a single article that wasn't a total embarrassment?

>>127459204
>>127459232
Trancel status: triggered.

>>127459316
idk, you all are brain-limited and gay "people"

>>127459325
>Trancel
Why are you bringing up Trannypopper for no reason?

>>127459349
He only does that on days that end with "day"

>>127459204
>>Gayer
>>Profanatica

You rename Slayer, but not Profanatica, a band led by a man who consumed a fellow member's sperm.

>>127459370
He could've said Profagatica

>>127459375
Propeciatica

>>127459403
Oooo that's a good one lol

>>127459232
What's wrong with balding?

>>127459204
>>127459232
Are zoomcels really this poserish?

>>127459468
don't ask SeeFow that, he's just going to project onto you. people that are obsessed with hairlines as much as him are inevitably balding themselves.

>>127459491
He is 30

What’s a SeeFow

>>127459567
Resident gay vegan that was a redditor before he got into metal, came here, then deleted his reddit account out of shame when he got exposed

>>127458382
perfect for chocolate milk

>>127459567
He's the guy that shoved me in a closet and sent me tumbling into an alternate dimension the moment I said I liked Obituary

>>127459667
>Take a break from the internet

>>127459010
>no Averse, Chasm, or Crimson Massacre
>but plenty of bland garbage like Sammath
Wonder why they excluded actually somewhat interesting anuscore.

>>127459699
It’s actually a staff article so they each picked some stuff I guess

>>127458434
No, but they went from consistently great, to consistently good. The best paycheck death metal band around.

People who like Immolation also have vegan vanilla ice cream as their favorite ice cream

Veganism is punk coded

I'm on the block

>>127459805
at least make an accurate cliquespam post brother

>>127459821
Dude you can eat a big fat dick

>>127459764
That would explain a few conspicuous picks (there can't possibly be more than one guy pushing Legion of Doom).

>>127459833
Do you do that often?

I don’t know much about ANUS/DMU, I thought it only consisted of Prozak.

>>127459815
Yet two of the founding members of Black Sabbath are vegan?

>>127459849
ANUS was mostly Prozak, DMU is mostly other contributors, LARM (offshoot/precursor to ANUS) was all contributors.

Halo Effect just covered Kent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Q94CXG4c

I'm disappointed Stanne didn't sing in Swedish like Renkse did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fxt9dDf3T4

>>127459849
Most of them are Brett, then there's a handful of other regular contributors and some guests.

>>127459900
One of the shittiest bands ever

>>127459896
Doesn’t erase the countless vegan crust bands.

>>127459914
Halo Effect or Kent?

>>127459928
if you have to ask...

>>127459925
>crust
You mean the genre specifically known for being influenced by metal?

>>127459943
I can’t tell the difference between punk genres, they all sound like barking over two chord riffs.

>>127459914
Eh, I saw them live and they were decent, it's not the most original music in the world but still catchy enought o be enjoyable.

I'm disappointed though that they present themselves as a successor to old In Flames when their sound is closer to modern DT.

>>127459964
Hmm....maybe you shouldn't be talking about things you know nothing about then?

>>127459900
Not metal

>creators of metal: vegan, loved classical, fit, used dissonance
>/shredd1t/: obese, listen to Taylor Swift and punkslop, hate dissonance, think meat eating = manly because their heros are Joe Rogaine and Peterstein
Curious!

How is Texas’s metal scene these days? Does one still exist?

>>127459971
I saw them open for Meshuggah and went to take a shit 5 minutes into their set.

>>127460003
Funny memes SeeFow, you get those from /r/blackmetal?

>>127460005
I just found out Polyphia are from Texas lmao

>>127460022
>memes
But I didn't post any Florida OSDM?

>>127460022
Don’t engage with the homosexual, let him wither away like Bongman.

Eating veg and nationalism go hand in hand.

>>127460039
I listened to them once, they sound like they belong in a Tequila commercial.

>>127460039
>Polyphia
Why is she so hot bros?

>>127460052
Correct.

>>127460052
He’s a pederast and an alcoholic.

>>127460092
Why are you replying to yourself lass?

>>127460095
>in my mind, it was real

>Eating veg and nationalism go hand in hand.
>Correct.

>>127460009
*went to take a cum shit

>>127460093
Slanderous cope.

>>127460107
>H confusing his avatarfags
B12 deficiency is no joke.

>>127460110
His alcoholism is well documented and his as for pederasty, well, his love for Oscar Wilde says a lot.

>>127460118
>not even replying to his bully while speaking about others being confused on which people they are speaking with
Just another /shr3ddit/ pattern recognition moment.

>>127460110
His alcoholism is well documented and as for pederasty, well, his love for Oscar Wilde says a lot.

>>127460152
Hearsay/speculation. Well done!

>>127460160
Instincts never lie.

>>127460118
You shit cum, Hambug.

>>127460183
Your creepy sexual fantasies belong on /d/ or /hm/. This is a metal general, madam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0U769v6acU&pp=ygUMZmV1ZXJzY2h3YW56

ngl this kinda slaps

>>127460226
Not metal.

>slaps
Post immediately hidden and left unread.

>>127460290
how is that not metal dude, stop being a retard
>>127460293
that word remind you of what your dad did to you i reckon

>>127460293
>reads until the last word
>"left unread"

>that word remind you
Jeet detected, post hidden and name filtered.

New and on time.
>>127460314
>>127460314
>>127460314

>>127460312
lrn2 speedread

>>127460312
Reads right to left, obviously.

>>127460191
>posts endless off-topic scat-fetish fantasies
You have 0 self-awareness