Thread 127531915

OSDM edition

>How do I get into X genre?
>>listen to these albums
https://imgur.com/a/I4V7E
https://files.catbox.moe/8xl7gs.zip
>>save these spurdos
https://imgur.com/a/OfxFO
https://files.catbox.moe/ae36c3.zip
>>save these cringe edits
https://imgur.com/a/fZjkWp6
https://files.catbox.moe/yjogdd.zip

>How do I find more like X band?
https://www.metal-archives.com - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists" tab.
https://www.last.fm - Search for your favorite band and look under "similar artists".
https://www.rateyourmusic.com - Read charts, lists, and related artists
https://4chanmusic.miraheze.org/wiki/Essential_Charts - Look for metal related charts.
https://www.gnoosic.com/ - Type in three bands you like and get suggestions.

>Where do I find X album?
https://www.slsknet.org/news/node/1 - P2P application, install it and use the search tab
https://www.rutracker.org - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration (https://i.imgur.com/SYbRnnk.png)
https://www.en.metal-tracker.com/ - Russian Bittorrent tracker, requires registration
>>DHT crawlers (search engines for torrents)
https://damag.net/
https://bt4gprx.com/
https://bitsearch.to/
>>direct download links in /mu/ archives (links may be dead, DL codes may be used up)
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/(%22mega.nz%22|mediafire|gofile)%20metal/
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/https%20%22bandcamp.com%22%20yum%20metal/

OLD: >>127522309

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

BLASTING

Louis Cachet was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummoxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixen'd, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, banged, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 hours straight nonstop by the entire prison population in the city of Bergen in the bitingly cold winter of 1994.

>>127531946
I giggled

>>127531959
This is not true. Stop perpetuating lies.

HER NAME IT MEANS POWERRR

>>127531973
Unfortunately, it is true. I was the raper.

>>127531950
Moa owes me sex

>>127531937
Blasting this at a school and smoking weed vape.

Not off to a good start

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

>>127532002
heck yeah bro

>>127532002
I hope you're caught, fucking nonce

>>127531950
Not metal

>>127532025
It's summertime nigga there's hardly anyone around.

>>127532020
*USDJ

>>127532020
Someone should ask him to confirm this on the 'tok lmao.

>>127532032
>hardly anyone
that just makes it easier for you, scum

>>127532026
You're not metal, you fucking guy.

>>127531937
Time to crack open a cold one.
>>127532002
In my day we used to have to smoke weed out of an apple.

>>127532045
Have you never drank and smoked while blasting music at a school anon?
>>127532048
I live in an actually free country.

>>127531939
>I concede, good thread.

>>127532033
Incorrect.
USDJ = Metal God.

>>127531959
How does one get raped willingly?

>>127532065
I don't hang around schools, "you fucking guy."

>>127532123
Relax, guy.

>>>>127531934
Ah, that's a shame. I'll admit that I also enjoy a bit of generic Doom, but these guys (from what I heard so far) seem to have been really onto something with the Heavy/Trad influences. Especially having these technical interludes in their songs, which most Doom acts frankly couldn't play, or the courage to break up the normal plodding tempo with really fast sections or just totally change cadence multiple times in one song. It felt like Doom at it's best, like real musicians who enjoy Frazetta and Howard as much as they ought to. Reminded me a little bit of bands like The Sword, who have the spirit down but aren't heavy enough to be called Metal, except that these guys ARE unquestionably metal. That's pretty cool.

>>127532110
more line this nigga sucks kox lmao

>weed + slam
Is there a better combination?

>>127532200
Be sure to listen to Conqueror and Suffer No Guilt as well. Those and Hymns are their best albums. The Awakening is decent, but nothing special. The Wretch is half good, half meh; that's when they started lessening the Heavy Metal influence. Stormcrow EP is pretty great for just ball-crushingly heavy DOOM. The Villain, Villain compilation is also worth listening to.

>>127532229
Black metal and goth pussy

>>127532229
OSDM + fruit juices, sober lifestyle

>>127532163
Around you? No.

>>127532276
Good. I'm unpredictable so you'd best watch out nigguh.
>>127532273
Juice is bad for you too.

>>127532308
This looks insanely gay.

>>127531937
Jub juuub. Jerb fer er Cerber.

>>127532314
Well what do you expect from a coreshit band?

>>127532002
You drive a Honda Civic that has speakers meant for a small nightclub.

>>127532326
DEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRMMM

>>127532264
Norway and Russia

>>127532326
*screams*

>>127532314
Thank you for the feedback

Happy 4:20 SMOKE WEED GET HIGH WORSHIP SLAM

>>127532369
dont do that
are you seriously not facing any negative consequences from doing it for so long?

>>127532395
I smoke way less now than I used to for sure. What do you have against a lil sesh'n'slam anyways?

>>127532200
>bands like The Sword, who have the spirit down but aren't heavy enough to be called Metal
Wut? The Sword are totally metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI7227GHvQY&list=OLAK5uy_nnt4_FDeC4aQRmXqwIm7-3JUQh-hNekTc&index=5

>>127532290
>Juice
that's not how it's spelled

>>127532290
>Juice is bad for you too.

It hydrates you, gives you vitamin c, berry juices gives antioxidants. It's good for you, so is OSDM.

>>127532464
It has too much sugar in it.
>>127532463
>who poot ze jueizce en zee oven?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>127532409
He's a gay little nerd.

>>127532475
Not anon, but you need to get your subcultures straight, playa

>>127532409
no it's just you´ve been doing this for so long right? and you´re still not tired of it
doesnt it mess with your memory or focus? or make you feel angry all the time?
or is that why you dont do it as much anymore?

>>127532502
What are you, the Gestapo?

>>127532442
I love and adore The Sword, and will want to kill myself if I don't get to see the Warp Riders tour this year. However, I always
catch a fair amount of "not metal" when I mention them here so I've learned to couch my taste in /metal/ when mentioning more rock-adjacent acts like The Sword, Green Lung, Acid King, etc. I guess it's fair enough when compared to the truly brutal fare that gets posted around this thread, but as a humble Stoner Doom faggot I always felt fine mentioning those bands in the same breath as Thou or Thorrs Hammer. "Its all Doom, right?" But many disagree.

>>127532498
SHE*

>>127532526
Bro who cares, I like stoner doom too.

Retardos

>>127532369
Fuck off, rastaman.

>>127532551
Thank you trans sister.

>>127532522
didn't know asking stuff made me a secret agent now

>>127532475
Why are metalheads like this

>>127531915 (OP)
man Seal has really let himself go

Awful edition.

>>127532475
kek

>>127532587
>t. kpoop offtopic spammer

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOphzhK_Hg4
Metal for this feel?

>>127532662
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M4KmUxZ7bxs&t=470s&pp=ygUYbWluZW53ZXJmZXIgLSBmZXVlcndhbHpl

>>127532482
>muh sugar
OK then take 10 food supplement goypills

>>127532395
Listeners of slam aren't exactly well known for their long term executive functions

which one would you choose: get blind or deaf

>>127532887
Being blind just seems like it'd be so much harder.

>>127532881
Eat meat smoke weed worship slam erryday dood

>>127532912
Jute Dawg

I really like God Dethroned. Please let me know about other melodic Death Metal bands I should listen to.
Thanks!

Wolves in the Throne Room

>>127532887
Deaf

This shouldn't be a difficult choice

>>127531937
stumbled across this. reminded me of ulcerate a little and then absu. technical blackened death whatever but almost approaching thrash and power metal a little. great guitar playing.

>Reign in Blood Full-length 1986 45 (85%)
faggots

>>127532887
Deaf, so I can kms while BLASTING one last time.

>>127533002
Incoherent post

>>127532912
that's a fat fuck dog

>>127532970
>completely unintelligible logo
wow thanks dude for the rec!

>>127533030
Retard

Thompson

>>127532970
Thanks for the rec. Finally some decent music around here.

>>127533030
Make sure to check out picrel also

>>127532935
Hypocrisy
Intestine Baalism
Kalmah
Utumno
Edge of Sanity

>>127533099
>Intestine Baalism
They are not melodic death metal, but death metal with melody. Subtle difference.

Castle Rat

>>127531937
Still so good.

>>127533209
Correct.

>>127533258
Yep, that's hair metal alright

Jeets in the Poo Room

Jeets in the Restroom (imagine the smell).

Post albums that no on /metal/ actually hates.

Where's the real thread? This one is shit

>>127533256
Nearly flawless

Love The Most Ancient Ones and Innermost too

>>127533207
A distinction made by tryhards who are embarrassed to admit to liking any kind of melodic death metal.

>>127532947
Those dudes are bigtime dorks but Celestial Lineage is dope frfr

>>127533347
>Celestial Lineage is dope
THANK.YOU.

>>127533308
Ancient Ones is the one I'd choose as the favorite at gunpoint.
However, as a dungeon synth nerd I adore Temple Forest as well.

Only dissonance is trve.

>>127533339
But I don't like meloshit, I like death metal with melody. Again, subtle difference lost on dumb apes like yourself.

Only dissodisasters in my diaper are trve.

>>127533443
>major key nwobhm riffs with distortion
You like melodeath faggot

How do you write malicious riffs?
https://youtu.be/72eKwK7eKqU

Tool

Rock 'n' roll crawled, so traditional metal could walk, so extreme metal could run.

Juteanic Gytemaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRZhLRv6eM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRZhLRv6eM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRZhLRv6eM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRZhLRv6eM

Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4&pp=ygUFR0hPU1Q%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4&pp=ygUFR0hPU1Q%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqoyKzgkqR4&pp=ygUFR0hPU1Q%3D

>>127531937
Was just listening to this, honestly it's pretty damn good. It's more on the melodic side.

>>127534345
Literally not metal.

What is the newest album you've listened to, and what did you think of it?
>>127433385
>>127433575

>>127534333
>>127534477
https://youtu.be/CygY14hd6Dc

I prefer soft metal desu

>>127534577
Have you accepted Life Metal into your heart anon?

>>127534431
this came out a few days ago

>>127534631
there are many metals
it's a mess

>>127534631
ah ok it's an album
I thought you were talking about a genre

>>127534631
YESs

>>127534631
I saw Agriculture once because I liked one of the openers. They fucking sucked

>>127534682
So did you think it was awesome or dogshit?

>>127534911
It's good, hits all the style points. But nothing that sets it apart.

Here's something else new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAF5T_qH2o8

>>127522309
Just a coincidence that she got engaged after this thread? Travis is threatened by metalheads, lol.

>>127535001
No one was wondering.

>>127535017
Shalom.

>>127534717
I can rec you similar other Sunn O))) albums.
>Wall1 & Wall2
>Dømkirke
>Altar w/ Boris
There's also:
>Earth 2; Pentastar: In The Style of Demons; and Primitive & Deadly by Earth
>Celestite by Wolves in the Throne Room
>World of Sleepers by Carbon Based Lifeforms
>Reflections of a Floating World by Elder
>Ravedeath, 1972 by Tim Hecker
>Biogenesis by Eliane Radigue
>نظم by Jucifer

Does anyone know of any good recent wiggerslam releases?

>>127535372
>good
>wiggerslam

>>127535354
Thank you reddit

>>127535354
i´ll check them out later probably thanks
>>127535601
mean

Black Metal/Oi! Reigns supreme
https://youtu.be/9V7H-jwOuDU

What is some good obscure Bandcamp-core war/bestial black/death metal? Picrel is an example.

>>127535905
Gotthammer
Goat Piss
Pyromancer
and of course our very own Skhul
https://cavesofskhul.bandcamp.com/track/savage-reign
I'm sure his next release will come soon :'(

>>127535957
I know Gotthammer already, will check out the rest thx RART!

>>127535966
Why are metalheads like this

>>127535966
RART?

>>127535905
Not that obscure, but I liked this from this year
https://atomicgoatcrime.bandcamp.com/album/thermonuclear-humanicide
Death Epiphany, Vider and Deiphage are others that come to mind

>>127535959
legend

what the fuck

>>127535959
Legitimately great album but not metal

CYBER OZZY!!!!!!!!! \\m//

>>127535001
Holy shit your right lol.

>>127535697
I listened to this earlier, amazing stuff, one of the AOTY 2025 contenders

ONLY DEATH IS REAL

Which of the 2nd wave BM bands are most similar to Bathory's kind of blackened thrash style?

>>127537077
Immortal.

>>127537077
Aura Noir
what >>127537089 said is also correct, but only albums from At The Heart of Winter onward

>>127533258
onlyfans metal < tiktok metal

>>127537077
Desaster

This is the only band that ever made thrash sound like an extreme metal genre>>127533295

So fucking good

>>127537615
bro your slayer??

>>127537632
Tom has a vocal style like Britney Spears in comparison to Demolition Hammer

>>127537615
there are plenty of other death/thrash bands out there just as intense as demo hammer

Why does /meal/ love Varg again?

>>127537729
We hate him here.

>>127537729
Varg is one of our lolcows.

>>127537729
Why do you hate Varg again? Oh yeah, you're either favella monkey or a semite.

>>127537729
Is he wrong?

>>127537729
the people on varg's twitter are something else

Last album was almost 10 years ago, feelsbadman.

>>127537830
>The next thousand years are ours
>Hairline won't even survive the next two

>>127537830
Jealous of a nordic gigachad?

>>127537881
Based but battle cry reigns supreme

>>127537830
yiddish hands posted this

For those nerds that still like raiding blogs I found a gem the other day. This one has loads of very obscure stuff and nearly all links are still alive. Enjoy
https://oldschoolmetalmusicz.blogspot.com

>>127538095
I agree, still pretty good

>>127531937

Post BASED covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPN0Y5_3wY&list=RDIxPN0Y5_3wY&start_radio=1&ab_channel=Witchery-Topic

My name, it means nothing, my fortune is less

>>127537822
>you're either favella monkey
Varg loves your kind. Someone post that screenshot of the Colombian taking a selfie with him

guys is this album sludge metal? i dont think its slow enough

>>127538690
>sludge, prog, -coreshit
jesus fucking christ

>>127538707
porg metal is the worst next to technical shit or math core

>>127537077
Nifelheim by FAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j67a0ooRdXQ

>>127538402
Last time I did, I got banned from every board for like a week. Fuck mods and fuck you.

>>127538797
the fuck are you talking about

>>127538804
he probably posted some chud shit or something offensive

>>127538804
Did I fucking stutter retard? Do you have reading and comprehension problems?
>>127538812
>metal cover with offensive stuff???
>AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE SAVE ME KPOOP MODMAN

>>127538855
You still haven't clarified what you were actually banned for, jackass

Fuck Janny, Correct

>>127531937
Peak music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsD1MeQaXM

>>127538920
>night wind
but enough about farding and shidding in your sleep

>>127538952
Another 16 hours of spamming the general, Ms.Trannypopper? 365, xhe takes not a single day off KEK.

>>127538971
What happened, you had to sit that ban out this time?

>>127538869
>reply to a post asking for COVERS
>gee, I wonder what you're talking about
You got the IQ of an apple seed.

>>127538982
Yeah Iass, you caught me, I'll never post again!

>>127539009
Why are you avatarfagging?

>>127539008
I'm still convinced the ESL retard meant album covers and is salty about getting banned for posting tits on a blue board

>>127536491
>>127536491

>>127539033
Who fucking cares? How does this relate to metal?

>>127539028
Cut me some slack, I've slept maybe 3 hours. The sooner summer ends the better. Plus yes, I'm still annoyed for getting banned for such a stupid reason, it wasn't even a picture but a drawing. Whatever.

Are there any good new power metal albums

>>127539083
This is a kpop/bleep/cat spamming general. I don’t make the rules.

>>127539099
>it wasn't even a picture but a drawing
You posted the full yiff fan version of the Archgoat / Satanic Warmaster split didn't you, ya furfag

>>127539023
>Why are you avatarfagging?

>>127539154
>>127538971
Look exactly alike, why are all kslop "stans" like this?

>>127538753
there's nothing wrong with prog unless you mean shit bands like Haken and Leprous

suffcantation

>>127531937
this ain't your grandpa's heavy metal!

>>127539376
This is almost 20 years old.

>>127539376
Vacuum Cleaner Metal

>>127539384
Thats why we all moved on to Ad Nauseam.

There are faggots in this very thread RIGHT NOW who don't exclusively listen to the classics
Some say they even listen to albums released after 1994

>>127539416
>posts ai pic
Just like Deicide, Suffocation and Judiac Prophet post AI slop album covers. Loving. Every. Laugh.

>>127539470
Based grandma. I`d like to see you at her age.

>>127539470
When did Suffocation ever use an AI-generated album cover

>>127539485
>trannypopper falls for literal facebook AI slop
TOP KEK, how is it every time you open your mouth its only to add another example of how stupid you are?

>>127539505
Hey SeeFow, what's poppin? See any good bands over on r/metal today?
>inb4 she posts her reddit screenshots and calls others reddit

>>127539505
I didn't open my mouth though, I typed.

>>127539494
I can't wait for another BaIdie boomer meltdown showcasing their mental deterioration again. So far this test has been a lethal strike for each and every one of these walking coffins lmao.

>>127539516
>See any good bands over on r/metal today?
Yeah, all your favorites were on their best of list, curious!

>>127539519
Seems like who ever generated it and edited it knew the aesthetic the band was aiming for based on past album covers, unlike the low-effort slop Deicide and Pestilence pulled

>>127539519
Well I really hope you are pretending to be retarded here, like I was when I reacted to that AI pic you have been spamming here like 70 times in the last month and realize this cover was made by a greek artist that has been active for over a decade

>>127539527
>does exactly like I said she would
Like clockwork, as most redditors are. Hey SeeFow, just curious: why do you call others reddit when you're the only one with a reddit account?

>>127539536
>Seems like who ever generated it and edited it knew the aesthetic the band was aiming for
It was actually the artist himself who fed his own slop into an AI and then had it shit out a copy paste for Suffocation knowing they would eat it up no matter how garbage it was. The AI literally copy pasted a previous set of stairs for the image and they still didn't notice LMAO

>>127539552
Trannypopper tries not to make herself look more stupid with every post, challenge: impossible.

Reminds me of how you tried to claim meat eaters lived longer and immediately stopped replying after a single study showed the exact opposite. It really is too easy for me.

>>127539557
Reddit is beloved here, the only people who screech about reddit are BaIdcucks, despite sharing their exact same taste.

>>127539568
Or he just used photoshop to copy and flip the asset.

>>127539568
Honestly kinda baffling just how absolutely retarded you are and how you always double down despite being clearly in the wrong
>Giannis Nakos
>RemedyArtDesign

>>127539575
correct, reddit is loved here

>>127539568
>It was actually the artist himself who fed his own slop into an AI
Blood Oath and Suffocation s/t was done by Jon Zig
AI slop was this fag:
>https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Giannis_Nakos/61847

>>127539579
Nope, you can see all the hallmarks of AI incoherent mess. If only boomers had the cognitive capacity to notice patterns.

>>127539581
>uhhh actually when I'm fed AI slop, its ok because its from a name brand
Another continual nonstop train hitting every retard stop you can. Maybe you should cut back on the meat.

>>127539589
>>inb4 she posts her reddit screenshots and calls others reddit

real schizo hours

>>127539603
His covers always looked like absolute derivative shit and have looked like shit ever since he started doing them, which was years before AIslop-generated art was a thing. You have zero proof that it's actual AI other than your own inflated sense of your own intelligence. I'm not even kidding when I'm saying you are down there with Negru when it comes to actual intelligence. No amount of pretending to like "intelligent" music will ever fool anyone that you are above 90 IQ

>>127539603
All of these inconsistencies and mirroring can be done in an editor in less than an hour. It would probably be less time consuming than coming up with a prompt and sifting through whatever slop the AI spits out. You really are showing your ass here.

>>127539647
Hecturd speaking with authority on subjects he knows little to nothing about? Damn, that's never happened before...

seething walltext of desperation incoming

>>127539640
>pre ai times >>127539568 actually coherent
>post AI times >>127539603 copy pasted stairways and incoherent blobs
Boomers will forever be tricked by AI, and the best part of all of this? In their world its not AI, no, its just copy pasting pieces of his previous works and selling it to their slop bands, a copy paste souless cover for copy paste souless washed up loser baIdcore bands. TOP KEK. No matter which angle it is, they are losing.

>>127539667
called it lmao

Damn, and here I thought the whole "secret mod cabal gangstalking me" thing was the most absurd shit he ever spewed. This guy got poutine for brains!

>>127539647
>editing and creating an entire image
>It would probably be less time consuming than uploading some of your covers and telling an AI "make me a metal album cover"
LOL

>>127539684
But he's not creating an entire image, is he?. You've already shown he was reusing assets from previous work. At most he's color correcting and blending. Not difficult at all.

>>127539186
>Haken and Leprous
Those are great bands though, bands like Tesseract, Periphery and BTBAM are the shitty ones

>>127538707
>>127538753
t. retards who haven't listened to the album

The Astonishing is the only bad Dream THeater album

Looking for a NWOBHM album
Cover is a guy in red hockey/football armor wielding a chainsaw

>>127539728
Avenger - Blood Sports

Who pushed his buttons again?

>>127539720
I haven't listened to a full DT album since Octavarium

>>127539734
Thanks

>>127539735
His parents pushed his buttons so deep that he is stuck at being constantly angry, like a broken TV remote or something

>>127539739
that was a good place to stop

>>127539667
another one coming up!

>>127539826
kek

>>127539826
We're going to have a nice collection of these soon. My only suggestion: change normalfags to like shredditors or something, he doesn't use normalfags

>>127539890
Or "baldcucks"

>>127539890
Most of his lingo these days seems to consist on schoolyard tier memes only he uses, that*s true.

>>127539700
Sure its copy paste slop of the highest order, but even copy pasting is more effort than literally just uploading your OC folder and giving an AI a single prompt.

>>127539906
Idiosyncratic verbiage is a hallmark sign of schizophrenia.

>>127539890
>>127539826
>We're going to have a nice collection of these soon
A collection of barely "edited" reddit comics? Yeah, thats the highest quality OC possible from the BaIdcuck mind.

>>127539983
>says the redditor that put a bunch of seething text over the Plato's Cave illustration
>says the redditor that has an entire folder of named images he avatarfags with because he's too pussy to use a trip since he knows he'll get filtered by 95% of the posters here depriving him of the attention he desperately seeks
dis dude is incapable of not owning himself with every post he makes

Really is hilarious how that Suffocation cover being AI mindbreaks the BaIdies in this general every time without fail. At this point they are in so deep that they can never admit the obvious, the peak of irony is that the greatest screechers about "zoomie ai shit" are fans of literal boomer trash who all shit out AI covers despite having the wealth to not need it.

>>127531937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM3c9vRZ2Bg

>>127531937
You guys are fucking obsessed with Hector. It's no wonder he doesn't leave for good.

>>127540037
>u are le avatarfag
Who do I avatarfag as?
>lists 40+ different artists and images
Top kek.

>>127539941
I dunno man. Tailoring the prompt to get the retarded robot to give you something usable, sifting through the sloppa it inevitably shits out to find what you want, and then editing it enough so it doesn't look like you literally just used ai can be time consuming. Remember this guy is getting paid so presumably the band doesn't think he's using ai so in order to not appear like it he'd have to manipulate the image a bit. Easier to just flip existing work and call it a day. The guy's a hack either way.

Best Slayer song??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaE237oiwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaE237oiwE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaE237oiwE

>>127540059
please refer to them as SeeFow, their given reddit name

>>127540080
I love Altar of Sacrifice / Jesus Saves the most but they are best played back to back and neither are as good as Angel of Death, Raining Blood or Postmortem on their own.

>>127540080
some fag used to post this all the time and now it lives in my head rent free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqr4QrwSEj4&list=RDeqr4QrwSEj4&start_radio=1&ab_channel=BrettDeWall

>>127540080
angel of death

>>127540079
>to give you something usable
It didn't do that though, it fed him the usual incoherent blobby shite like normal for AI. You can literally right now ask any decent AI to shit out a generic death metal cover and it would look about the same.
>he'd have to manipulate the image a bit
This thread proves the opposite, old baId-headed tards will eat up any AI slop, Trannypopper is so retarded xhe even fell for a facebook image with "hapipy birthday" on it. Lmao.

I hate boomers and zoomers so goddamn much

I still don't know what a "trannypopper" is bros

>>127531915 (OP)
incredible kino to start the thread to

>>127540150
German tranner who's job is being a secretary, wishes they were the kpop girls they post, instead they live a lonely childless life being the leftover incellic product of the Russian rape of Germany after Xer nazi grandpa was blasted into pieces with no remorse. While we all wish it was xer who was blown up instead, we are left with this vidya and 4cuck posting addict that doesn't listen to metal but posts here everyday 16 hours a day.

Pic related is their yearly scrobbles (note a "scrobble" is just one song, you have probably "scrobbled" more music in one week than xhe has in an entire 12 months.)

>>127540139
That popper post was obviously making fun of your dumb jokes you always post

>>127540150
Some tulpa made up by a Canadianguy that got diddled by his parents

>>127540164
>who's job
stopped reading right there
you're either grammatically illiterate or a phoneposter, which means you are fucking worthless

>>127531919
I vaguely remember when I picked up my first Darkthrone CD, Blaze btw, that it had a sticker on it saying "True Aryan Black Metal". I know all about what the back of the Transilvanian Hunger original pressing said of course, but that was in Norwegian, but mine was a sticker, in English, on a completely different album.

What's going on here? Did I pick up a rare copy (definitely not), did I pick up a copy that had been vandalised whilst on display (possibly), or am I just going completely batshit insane (probably)?

>>127540139
Whatever you say dude. You're the expert.

Why does someone come here only to obsess about two other posters

>>127540187
>t. ESL who's job is being my uber eats driver

>>127540172
Why are you defending yourself in third person, Iass?

Why some vampyric black metallers are quite the chubsters? I mean some of them have that "bloated corpse" look rather than Nosferatu

Maybe too much Count Chucula?

>>127540205
>fatass eats fast food
>fatass won't drive himself to the restaurant
>fatass doesn't know how to cook
you are fat lol

>>127540187
His constant spelling errors really illustrate how low IQ he actually is. Worst thing about it is that he is a native speaker.

>>127540238
>vampyric black metallers

>>127540245
Meanwhile: reality

>>127540258
vampyric black metal girls owe me sex

>>127540246
>how low IQ he actually is.
Meanwhile: Trannypopper's intelligence: >>127495859

>>127540271
>Lacto-Ovo Vegetarian
IRL shitposting

>>127540286
NBM.

>>127540286
Hnnnnnng stop triggering me

>>127540286
What's the point if they're all fatties?

>>127540295
Milk and eggs, Iass. Pretty much a moral-stance diet since the idea is that eggs and milk aren't killing animals.

>>127540320
>chickens still fingerbanged for eggs
>cows still molested and forced to squeeze out milk

>>127540330
That's just hot thoughbeit.

>>127540330
No one is fingerbanging chickens, Iass. They naturally shit out tons of eggs when fed, but a real argument is that the males are killed anyways since they don't produce eggs.

Cows are bretty bad though, you have to constantly force impregnate them, and then slot them into suck-o-matic 9000s for milk.

>>127540361
>suck-o-matic 9000
but enough about your mom

How brown do I have to be to have compassion for bovines?

>>127540377
Sorry I meant to say dark meat suck-o-matic 9000 in reference to all the Turkish men Trannypopper and her mom tag team every night.

Ah jeez, it’s another one of these threads

>>127540361
>chickens reproduce asexually
Hectorian IQ strikes gain

new

>>127540417

>>127540315
Low test beta male

>>127540425
>Actual shit-for-brains retarded-fuck has no idea that Chickens lay eggs with or without a male present.
Yep, just another /shreddit/ IQ post.

RIP Nisse Karlén. Just found out.

>>127541117
He did sudoku btw.
For me this is as awful as Ozzy. Maybe more so. Pic related in the above post is one of my absolute goats.

>>127538920
Ratthew's posting clASSical now?

>>127539826
The laughter is unrealistic though. Nobody is laughing. This whole saga is gay and boring

>>127541229
I can smell reddit radiating from your post, it doesn't smell good