Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:02:30 PM
No.127680124
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I'm seeing Be'lakor this weekend
>>127680148
if any of the home movie episodes are kinda based on small's real life, it makes sense he'd turn out to be a metalfag. normies need to understand the show is a parody of metal. if i can be autistic anywhere it's 4chan--i'm tired of one of my favorite genres of music being made a joke out of. i'm not humorless i just...don't like getting bukkaked with normie referential humor if i talk about metal. fuck.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 5:37:38 PM
No.127680405
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>>127680508
For me it’s mature acts such as Ad Nauseam and Jute Gyte. Metal that can be taken seriously
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:06:31 PM
No.127680596
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>>127680622
>>127680486
>>127680511
I actually want to start a doom band and I'll have to get some bitch to do the vocals for me. Idk which would fit it the most, Marcolin style operatic vocals or those dreamy ones drowned in reverb like on the first Windhand album. It won't be stoner shit THOUGH. I don't remember what kind of vocals Messa have.
>>127680513
james looks like wayne static there.
>kirk's rating
low - based, but i'm not much of a bowie fan.
blue train - based
kind of blue - based
lauryn hill - never heard of it
led zeppelin - sure
melissa - sure
ufo - based
rain dogs - based
gershwin songbook - no idea
judgement: 77.78%
>james's rating
nick gave - sure
laibach - hahahahaha
zep - sure
american psycho - this is a newfits album, but it's really not bad.
fistful of dollars - i've always thought james's cowboy shit was cringe, but it's difficult to fault morricone.
horton heat - based
rocket from the crypt - ?
thin lizzy - sure
tom waits - based
judgement: 60%
>jason
sabbath - of course
jeff buckley - no idea
earth wind and fire - uhhhh
hendrix - yes
los lobos - no idea
bob marley - i guess
massive attack - based
stevie ray vaughn - no
tom waits - based
barry white - uhhhh
judgement: 40%. what, no sepultura?
>lars
ac/dc - sure
aic - sure
miles davis - sure
deep purple - sure
gnr - not my thing
bob marley - well if it's ok for jason i guess it's ok for lars
oasis - no
rhcp - no
u2 - no
the verve - no
judgement: 50%
overall: 56%
god, no wonder they only have 4 good albums.
Glam? Yeah, I like glam.
Mötley Crüe, Def Leppard, Alice Cooper, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Tesla, Dokken, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Poison, Cinderella, W.A.S.P., Ratt, Quiet Riot, Stryper, Twisted Sister, Warrant, Hanoi Rocks, Extreme, Great White, White Lion, Y&T, Mr. Big, Kix, L.A. Guns, Faster Pussycat, Damn Yankees, Firehouse, Slaughter, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Winger, Steelheart, Love/Hate, Night Ranger, Enuff Z'nuff, Nitro, Helix, Europe, Lita Ford, Thunder, Vixen, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Autograph, Keel, Dangerous Toys, Bang Tango, Whitecross, Jackyl, Michael Monroe, Vain, Kick Axe, Giant, BulletBoys, Steeler, Trixter, EZO, Every Mother's Nightmare, Danger Danger, Tyketto, Lizzy Borden, Britney Fox, Jetboy, Zodiac Mindwarp, Pretty Boy Floyd, Junkyard, Hurricane, Tuff, Roxy Blue, Black 'n' Blue, Aldo Nova, Angel, House of Lords, Wildside, Candy Harlots, Wrathchild, The Darkness, Babylon A.D., Tora Tora, T.N.T., Sleeze Beez, Blue Murder, King Kobra, The Scream, Shotgun Messiah, Contraband, Killer Dwarfs, Mr. Nasty, Wild Boyz, Kik Tracee, Southgang, Rockhead, Beau Nasty, Saigon Kick, Nelson, the list goes on...
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:37:02 PM
No.127680837
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Rush is my favorite heavy metal band
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:42:39 PM
No.127680873
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>>127682997
>Allen Blickle, the original drummer for American sludge metal / progressive stoner rock band Baroness, has reportedly passed away at the age of 42.
vaxx status?
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:43:07 PM
No.127680880
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>>127680895
>>127680844
Why they want to erase metal history? Bands like Europe, Poison etc. helped to shape the metal of the 80s, but on Metal-Archives they are not given any credit
To me it seems they are on a power trip in a sense they want to re-write history
>>127680895
Europe is literally heavier than Scorpions, yet Scorpions is on Metal-Archives and Europe is not
There is absolutely no consistency what sort of "hard rock" acts get a pass and admitted to the site and which are excluded, that's my problem
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:46:50 PM
No.127680912
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Seges Findere - Crush, Kill, and Destroy the Antifa Trannies
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 6:48:35 PM
No.127680930
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>when you grab that pencil necked mailman geek Fenjizz by the collar of his shirt and fuck him in ass for talking about that gay boy band Europe all the time
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:52:01 PM
No.127681480
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>>127681406
Your first test will be the K-pop cliquer, should be here in an hour or so
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 7:58:08 PM
No.127681546
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I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO BE MY FIRST SACRIFICE
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:10:39 PM
No.127681663
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>>127680137
I sincerely wonder if he was inspired to create Metalocalypse after watching Some Kind of Monster, because Metallica in that documentary acts very similar to Dethklok.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:19:14 PM
No.127681744
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>>127681647
oh fuck a new violator record? some anon recommended me their debut a while back and I loved it
>>127681831
>WHAT ARE THESE BANDS WHERE'S MEGADETH WHERE'S BURZUM WHERE'S BLASPHEMY
you're not doing the stereotype of metalheads being close-minded neanderthals when it comes to music lmao
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:44:21 PM
No.127681977
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>>127681893
Damn, Cleveland must suck bonobono boner if some black Minstrel Show peformer is their most famous musician
>bringing up specific discussions from previous /metal/ threads
stop it, that's the fist step into the pipeline of becoming a schizo lolcow
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 8:59:54 PM
No.127682159
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>>127683782
>>127682102
>>127682098
>>127682081
Abhorrence is to Finnish OSDM what Mayhem is/was to Norwegian black metal. Saying Demigod is better because it was more well known is like saying Dimmu Borgir is the most important band of the Norwegian black metal scene
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:02:03 PM
No.127682185
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>>127682215
literally no one cares about Finland or anything happening there
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:03:34 PM
No.127682203
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We all know Adramelech is better anyway.
Abhorrence was only important to other Finnish bands. No one else really cared too much. End of subject
>>127682217
Finnish DM in general was irrelevant until the late 00s/early 10s, when newer bands started to name Finndeath as an influence.
The only relevant export Finland had was power metal, and the extreme power metal that followed like CoB/Wintersun.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:11:26 PM
No.127682304
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>>127682293
djentlemen, I think we have the prize winner for the most contrarian post this month already!
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:11:26 PM
No.127682305
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>>127681647
Made excellent fuel for grinding levels, probably the best thrash album I've heard from this decade
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:13:31 PM
No.127682332
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>>127682342
>>127682303
OSDM scene was irrelevant everywhere, it only lasted roughly from 1989 to 1993. It's like 3-4 years life span and only Morbid Angel achieved some commercial success
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:15:25 PM
No.127682351
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Immolation - Close to a World Below
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:19:31 PM
No.127682393
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>>127682303
Fleshcrawl a band from Germany had a Demigod and a Demilich cover on one of their albums
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:22:23 PM
No.127682423
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>>127682448
I inadvertently caused the mass shooting in Jerusalem. I got shooters in every city
Nebula nox ZsjxIff.po
9/8/2025, 9:28:26 PM
No.127682481
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>>127682484
The only good Finnish band is Satanic Warmaster
Based furry bro
>>127682446
Antii Boman about the Finnish people (direct quotation):
>We are forest people living in darkness. So even the love songs—you might be singing about the love of your life, and it sounds like she’s dead. It was natural to us, and it always came into the music, whether we wanted it or not.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:31:14 PM
No.127682503
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>>127682656
>>127682495
Varg Vikernes about the Finnish people (direct quotation)
>Even the elves were somewhat alien, as Tolkien used Finnish when he created their language - and used the Finns as a model when created them. They actually have a lot in common with the Elves too, as they live in what is basically a large forest (Finland) east of the Scandinavian mountains ("The Grey Mountains"). Earlier they lived in Northern Russia, in the vast ("Myrkwood"? [Darkwood]) forest just west of the Ural mountains. They are also a very fair (blonde) people, and like the elves they are somewhat silent, melancholic, special and distant. Mysterious, if You like. To me, the language of the elves sounded alien and incomprehensible - just like Finnish is incomprehensible - while Orcish and Black Speech obviously was based on the language of my forefathers. So Uruk-Hai as a band name was a logical choice.
Source:
https://burzum.org/eng/library/a_burzum_story01.shtml
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:41:34 PM
No.127682620
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>>127682664
>>127682527
Major cities in Sweden, Norway, Finland and the baltics have 1-2 months of complete darkness you dumbfuck.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:45:32 PM
No.127682664
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>>127682774
>>127682620
No they don't you fucking faggot
Even Kiruna (Sweden) only experiences 28 days of Polar Night
What you're describing is total darkness in inhospitable hellholes like Svalbard
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:47:09 PM
No.127682686
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>>127682742
Jesus calm down you guys
I just said that maybe
MAYBE
Finnish OSDM mogs Swede buzzsaw muh "HM-2" sound meme-DM
Think about it, it's not that far fetched
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:51:01 PM
No.127682729
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127682672
thank you miss tranime posting retard
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:52:04 PM
No.127682739
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>>127682629
Based.
Seems like they dropped off quite a bit after covid in terms of sheer numbers.
They definitely deserve more people paying attention, but quite honestly the average modern metalhead doesn't deserve Primordial.
Also idgaf what people say, the last album is a banger.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:54:46 PM
No.127682774
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>>127682815
>>127682664
So arrogant and wrong at the same time. A true dumbfuck. Polar twilight sees no sun, and major cities in Scandinavia are affected. Even cities like Bergen, only get to see sun for a few hours.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:57:39 PM
No.127682815
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>>127682833
>>127682774
If you would have said Tromsø I would have agreed, but instead you said Bergen which proves you're a dumbfuck who doesn't know what the FUCK he's talking about
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 9:59:13 PM
No.127682833
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>>127682815
>instead you said Bergen
I said even Bergen, despite being south, gets very little sunlight. Truly a dumbfuck who can't even read. What a disaster.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:00:07 PM
No.127682844
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>>127682808
Yea but all the kids in Scandinavia were listening/inspired by those bands. American created the OSDM sound
I will no longer be replying to the sub 100 IQ swarthoid who thinks that Bergen experiences actual Polar Night despite not being located in the Arctic Circle and that Sun obscurity isn't caused by general precipitation and rain shadow effects due to being surrounded by mountains
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:09:51 PM
No.127682963
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>>127682923
No one claimed Bergen was experiencing polar night (or polar twilight, for that matter) in this thread.
Disaster plaster.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:18:26 PM
No.127683092
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>>127683216
one of you faggots should start learning the drums so when I can play guitar you can help me out with them beatz
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:33:49 PM
No.127683323
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>>127683416
>>127683300
It's on the spine you fucking poser, but of course you wouldn't know that because you don't even have one
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:35:27 PM
No.127683347
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>>127683826
>death metal hidden gems from the 90s that were held back by one or two amateurish things such as shitty recording quality, shitty mastering, shitty guitar tone, shitty drums, using a drum machine
these are always some of my favorite albums. anyone got some to share?
here's the guitarist from shadow's fall's first album. i think it could have been one of the best melodic death metal albums of the 90s if it was recorded better and the vocals weren't obviously done by a teenager.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 10:53:22 PM
No.127683553
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>>127683683
I found an older file that has my tries at writing lyrics, last thing I wrote was
>eh, this will be a total discharge copy but whatever
>bombs are falling
>fucks sake I already forgot the second line, whatever
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:00:03 PM
No.127683606
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>>127683680
Explain the band name:
>Wolves in the Throne Room
Explain the band name (hard mode):
>Blind Guardian
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:03:17 PM
No.127683644
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I don't need no money
The money is me
This the north-bound Westside playa prophecy
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:06:43 PM
No.127683683
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>>127683553
kek one of my first tries have a note that I should write something about "selling my soul to the devil so I can make good rock music but he fucked me over and I ended up doing anarcho-punk"
>>127683559
stop stalking me
>>127683605
stop copying me
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:09:16 PM
No.127683706
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>>127683681
>ranking as #1 one of the albums you played on
this is so conceited it's based
the others are mostly cringe, but boomers don't know their metal so who cares
>>127682043
>>127682102
>>127682159
>buckbroke these demo-worshipping tryhards so bad they're still crying in the next thread
A band that gets actually signed and releases an album is forever better and deservingly better-known than demo-only nobodies, thinking otherwise indicates an embarassing BMsissy mentality
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:20:43 PM
No.127683826
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>>127683347
>death metal hidden gems from the 90s
all good death metal from then has been discovered already, the rest is crap forgotten for a reason (not shitposting)
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:52:35 PM
No.127684143
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>>127684444
>>127683837
>>127684123
Once you grow out of your teens you'll stop caring about shitty subpar demos that a label owner couldn't even fork out 200 euros to sign and record properly. Trust me we all go through that phase.
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 11:53:58 PM
No.127684155
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>>127684275
>Once you grow out of your teens you'll stop caring about shitty subpar demos that a label owner couldn't even fork out 200 euros to sign and record properly. Trust me we all go through that phase.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:04:55 AM
No.127684274
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>>127684363
>>127684116
>When I was 14 I just obsessed over attracting girls to no avail
Perhaps you should have been more proactive and made music.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:14:14 AM
No.127684363
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>>127684457
>>127684274
But if I had started making music there, it would probably take several years until I could make something of that level, so probably age 15-16 instead.
The thing here is that this guy started way before that.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:19:06 AM
No.127684408
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>>127684352
I know this is hard to believe, but yes, it's mostly just one person.
If you see a response that doesn't link a post and is just a greentext of what the other person typed with a mocking picture, it's probably just one guy.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:23:20 AM
No.127684448
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>>127684472
>new Castle Rat leaks
>none of you fags care despite spamming this band for months
Buncha bitch niggas in this general.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:23:52 AM
No.127684457
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>>127684650
>>127684363
Honestly, the music he made isn't difficult to play at all. It takes some degree of taste, I suppose, but it wouldn't require much practice to perform any of it.
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:26:34 AM
No.127684487
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>>127684540
Kinda funny that no one could reasonably explain the meaning behind the band name: Blind Guardian
It's not that hard if you think about it
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:35:28 AM
No.127684574
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>>127684550
Nah m8, they're guarding ya mum's arse from the darkies cuz she can't resist 'em.
Please make sure the next thread has an on-topic OP, and also include the link to this thread and the FAQ. Thank you!
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:41:23 AM
No.127684634
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>>127684551
not him and I'll heem you if you ever accuse me of being that *thing* again
>>127684559
thanks brah brah, I'm a Windows Paint master
not like I faked that image, gnomesayin?
Anonymous
9/9/2025, 12:51:08 AM
No.127684763
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>>127686706
>>127684650
Get Studio One (or something like it), a midi keyboard, some synth software, a guitar, and start noodling around.
Then, if you want to level up and make some music that isn't generic BM slop, get max/MSP and start experimenting.
