>>128218185
Me and a friend where walking around when we saw two huge statues near mountain and decided to check it. We realized we were near the border with North Korea and got nervous, but continued. When we got close, one was a huge statue of Stalin's head and the other was an unidentified woman wearing traditional clothing. Since the road to the statues was a one way road, we turned back to go away, but got stopped by government cars. Two fat, funny looking black guys took us to a government office where they said they were the government of Gabon and kept saying they didn't know who were the people in the statue. They got annoyed and wanted to arrest us, and even called two friends for backup, but for some reason they wanted to convince us to get arrested instead of just doing it. Then we went to a local shopping mall together and the men kept complaining we were causing them problems. I thought it was weird that every woman in the mall was asian and young, but kept walking. Then we saw what looked like a restaurant, but with some sad looking asian girls wearing kimonos while standing around near to tables with cups filled with wine, with another table with some sandwiches next to them. My friend drank from one of the wine cups, spilling some, and gave one of the girls (whom I recognized as Jiyu) a sandwich because he thought she looked sad, then got ready to leave. I immediately realized he fucked up when a huge, muscular albino dude got mad and came after us, and I realized what happened: this wasn't a restaurant but apparently a brothel, and my friend unknowingly bought the girl's services when he drank the wine, but didn't pay for everything and left, giving them only enough money to pay for the sandwich, which got the albino manager/pimp mad that he got underpaid and suspicious we were spies or something that wanted to close his business. The two black government guys with us said something like "Damn y'all just keep giving us trouble", then I woke up.
