Thread 128286969

Underground Germanic metal edition
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6rpWi4PC4U
Previously on /metal/: >>128277206

This is the thread.

BLASTING

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>>128287023
even Reddit mods aren't as gay about people posting NSBM as that thoughbeit.

>banned for being annoying
Thank God that's not a thing here

>>128287023
that's our boy

>>128287074
HEIL

>>128287090
Are yeji

>>128286847
>Insidious Decrepancy
yay ^.^

>>128287090
Imagine if jannies took "This post is extremely low quality" seriously

>>128287040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuV99ZfIUpY&list=RDYuV99ZfIUpY&start_radio=1

Hadn't listened to this in years, remembered it existed and I've been blasting it every day for the past 2 weeks. Need to find out if Vratyas Vakyas is a chud or a libtard to determine if I can keep listening.

>>128287206
There would be no /metal/

Smoke it!
Get high!

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Final Fragment

The first four Cradle of Filth albums are trve. Fight me.

>>128287272
Good evening Matthew

do you have long hair

>>128287297
No, I am a black metal skinhead.

if anyone ever asks where the most awful and horrible people on all of 4chan can be found
i'll always say it's you all with not a trace of doubt

extreme glam metal

>>128287297
Down to my butt
I like it pulled <3

>>128287310
Thank you catposter

>>128287297
of course anon, why do you ask?

>>128287297
yes one thats always so well maintained

>>128287291
Why would I fight you when you're so correct?

>>128287297
No, my black barber gives me a Hitler Youth fade

Metalhead hair care tips (NEW)

>>128287310
/pol/ /b/ or any of the nsfw boards except /s/?

>>128287297
Yes, down to my mid back. It is a flaxseed blonde brown sort of colour which looks golden under sunlight. It is also annoying as fuck and I might get it chopped to upper chest length

>>128287310
Stfu catrans

>>128287310
Thank your lucky stars you've never dealt with the schizos on /pw/

>>128287329
you have one long hair?
so bald with 1 long hair that you maintain?

>I actually found an atmospheric black metal album that doesn’t suck
>It’s a 10/10
>mfw

>>128287351
Lmao what a retard

>>128287310
Thanks

>>128287341
/e/ is chill too
>>128287358
Which Burzum album is it?

>>128287341
I don't go to those filthy places

>>128287358
Black metal is inherently atmospheric.

>>128287347
/pol/ is a saner board than /pw/

>>128287364
sure but /d/ is possibly the worst of them all

>>128287339
brush from tip to root, never the other way around, use a boar bristle hair brush which is soft as plastic is shitty for hair due to it being rigid, when you sleep use a silk pillowcase, either learn to do maintenance trims yourself or go to a hairdresser (has to be a milf with large breasts so she rubs them against you whilst cutting your hair), find a shampoo and conditioner that works for your head (unless youre a nopoo schizo then fester in your grease idk), use some sort of hair oil spray after the shower, I prefer to use a wide toothed comb to gently untangle bits of my hair with my head upside down then I gently remove excess water using a cotton t shirt then use argon oil hair spray for the upper third of my hair and lock it in with shea butter so it remains soft and doesn't dry out. This may sound like a lot but it really isn't for soft well maintained hair.

>>128287297
Halfway down my back. But it's because I like '70s prog, more than it is because of /metal/.
I have considered dyeing it black to be kvlt, but I decided that's gay and juvenile.

>>128287381
True.

>>128287411
For me?
Step 1: Buzz
Step 2: Wash

Simple as

>>128287334
Because I also think there's no truly bad CoF album.

>>128287411
>brush from tip to root, never the other way around
wut

>>128287411
Homosexual

>>128287432
Heterosexual

>>128287362
you did say one, ESL-kun

>>128287444
when you have long hair if you start from the root of your hair (your head) and brush down you are more prone to breakage, as I have thick hair its almost impossible to get a brush through it so it is generally considered good practice to start from the bottom to work your way up as it leads to less potential breakage.
>>128287432
I used to buzz my head, it was very comfy, but one day the norwood reaper will probably come to collect so until that day I will let it grow

>>128287447
you call me a homo but many women have had sex with me and all have said they love my hair, current gf seethes often due to the quality of my hair compared to hers.

>>128287040
this band being my first introduction to funeral doom kinda sucks because nothing else in the genre really compares. still a dope genre though

>>128287465
>I have thick hair its almost impossible to get a brush
Here you go

>>128287411
>has to be a milf with large breasts so she rubs them against you whilst cutting your hair
Saintly advice.

>>128287490
>implying I'm black
I have thick hair, I attribute it to genetics and eating upwards of 10 eggs a day

>>128287475
>many women have had sex with me
Lol interesting way to phrase it

>>128287489
holy shit just noticed that Greg Chandler (Esoteric's vocalist/guitarist) provided backing vocals for Tchornobog. fuck yeah

>>128287040
Some cool moments but kinda boring in others

>>128287536
Nice, always loved Lord of the Rings

>>128287629
the gothenburg scene is mostly trash

>>128287639
>mostly
so which are the only good albums in your opinion

I just roke up

>>128287629
Not a single redeeming quality imo

>>128287652
in flames and at the gates had good early material

Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew

>>128287536
I never checked out esoteric but I have the others of the Big 4 (or Big 5?). Not really my favorite genre but it had its moments

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If you listen to prime era Crowbar you WILL gain 300lbs.
>>128287811
Garbage.

>>128287811
>*shits out a 4/10*
>"Ah, my life's work is now complete!*
*kills himself*
unironically what the fuck did he mean by this

The Greatest CANADIAN Metal Band Of All Time Is...

>>128288218
Rush

>>128288218
Sum 41

There was a post last thread mentioned a metal club at a school
I've never heard of such a thing
Imagine the kind of person that attends that

>>128288239
I would have
Maybe I would have gotten a metal gf or at the very least a twink

>>128288218
objectively the answer is Blasphemy.

>>128288260
Correct. Canadian metal objectively sucks ass.

>>128288218
Metallica

>>128288316
No, that's not what I said. Canadian metal is great. Very trve and non-commercial.

>>128288218
Infernäl Mäjesty or Obliveon.

Canada is the Scandinavia of North America: vikings, cold empty wastelands, and even in the modern era around 15% of the population or so practice some form of paganism

>>128288389
>t. Pajeet Singh

>>128288413
I was referring to Quebec, but yeah they would count too

anybody got any cool band stickers they'd like to share?

>>128288218
Turgid Anal Grease (OLD)

New Coroner is pretty good
>>128287040

>>128288389
I practice many Pagan rituals from back home here in Vinland.

>>128288239
I had one at uni. As you can expect, everyone was into Slipknot and Lamb of God instead of trve kvlt shit.

>>128287040
kina boring desu

Listening to None Shall Defy by Infernal Majesty for the first time right now and it's pretty mid...

Varg is gay and has AIDS.

How many cats did Ozzy kill again?

>>128289169
seventeen (17)

>>128288844
Disagree, but Dawn covered one of their songs in case this style suits you more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtPv_fN5OHY

>>128289201
>>128289201
That's it? Expected much worse

>>128287040
for sleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOWnojv_jQ&t=600s

Imagine all the schizo autists chomping at the bit to make the first /nbbmn/ thread

>>128287040
I'M HUNGRYYYYYY

>>128287289
INHERENTLY

>>128289201
>>128289169
I think it was chickens but that might copium

>>128288573
good as a sleep aid

disso reigns supreme

>>128289681
Correct

>>128289456
Making one now

>>128289771
What time zone though are we using?

>>128287297
literally just shaved my head around my mohawk (short)
and no I don't wear merch, I mix preppy (mainly really, really white or cream colored) clothes with bright colorful obnoxious ones (e.g. brightest eye burning hawaiian shirts)
I wanna do some custom print t-shirts in various colors, I already have a couple of the designs but I can't find quality t-shirts that properly fit...sadly that piece of shit fruit of the loom has my perfect fit but their t-shirts are utter garbage

/nbbmn/ is a retarded challenge for posers

>>128289804
Australia

>>128287040
HE IS

>>128288218
Razor

>>128289169
Not nearly enough.

>>128287040
Just awesome.

USDJ s gay and has AIDS.

>>128289981
based

>>128290030
Correct.

>>128290084
>>128290030
Shalom

>>128290030
A well known fact.

>>128290139
Those of rodential visage

Whoopee "The Cushion" Goldturd

>>128290139
Kek

>>128290139
LOL saved

>>128290186
>>128290208
>>128290129
Fuck, I missed it

>>128290271
I would recommend someone to repost it, but not if it's off-topic.

Business idea: AI metal Thursdays

>>128290287
If that were the case you guys wouldn't get so angery at my posts (most people think they're funny btw)

Stay angery

>>128290299
Business idea: metal MILF Monday

Us older metalheads love to rock

>>128290271
check desu brahbrah

>>128290324
>AI sloppa
Thank you sloplass

>>128290324
Serbian AI rat
EPICUS

>>128290271
>>128290277
>>128290287
weird it was deleted 82 secs before a similar topic on /bleep/

>>128290393
Probably just a false flag then

More like false squeak?

>>128290310
I always figured my thing for milfs would wear off as I got older, but those old bitches still do it for me.

I saw a girl I used to date around 20 years ago at the grocery the other day. I didn't recognize her at first and thought, "damn, that's a fine milf", then I felt like picrel after I realized who it was.

>>128290309
Incoherent post

You now remember this 'zaz classic from '22. Unfortunately the album is lost media now, but this banger remains public. I would argue that the attitude here is quite metal, have a listen :
https://soundcloud.com/matthew-zazueta-254813517/sleepin-on-em

>>128290313
Rokken with Dokken

>>128290492
Lol this dude really just posts his whole ass shit on the internet

>>128290492
Rodential collage.

>>128290529
818
>>128290539
Low IQ

What rattled the cage this time? Lmao

>>128290313
He'll tear your face off... with RIFFS! \m/

>>128290482
Lol literally me

Leave the Ratman alone and blast some awesome tunes.

>>128290736
No we'd rather fling shit around to solve the problem. Metal discussion is boring as shit brah brah

Going to make a /post-metal/ to ascend this corpse of a general. Stay tuned

>>128290814
Oh boy, can't wait for 10 posts about GYBE before the thread dies

>>128290837
>implying the Wizard isn't brewing his own in his personal castle in Hell
Cringe.

>>128290839
Deafheaven ripped off them for Sunbather imo

Canadian war metal reigns supreme.

Got beaten up for wearing NSBM shirts

>>128291041
If you don't powerlift enough to keep several attackers at bay you're not worthy of wearing those shirts.

>>128291118
Liftung hurts my spinalcord

>>128290736
You first

>>128287310
if we're so horrible, why do you keep coming back every time?

>>128291041
Good.

War metal is reddit, and sơy.

>>128291284
Post some cats and cry about it some more

important message from uncle dave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEm0SVFEQpw

>>128291507
Megadeth is the highest IQ of the big 4 bands, followed by Metallica.

>>128287310
>>128291497

>>128291526
Wrong. Only black metal is high IQ.

>>128291551
Check this out
>>128287358
Lol, nice

>>128286969 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGmZ3BYif7s

>>128291634
Exemplary tune right here

>>128287310
These guys look like angels compared to the rest and it's not even close.

>>128291634
not really metal is it?

I can't rake up

>>128287040
was there ever a band that sold out harder than this one?

>>128287310
Your post is love, actually

>>128291690
Where's the Mortician shirt

>>128287629
nah, it's goated and is easily their best work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkxybhOKwNI

>>128287310
you clearly haven't been around the site much

Teitanblood

>>128288389
In that they're the faggots of North America, you are correct.

>>128291854
>pro queer, immigrating a ton of browns
wow Canada really IS the Sweden of North America

happy halloween

Canadians are just quirky folk, what's your guys' problems? Not funny.

>>128291908
>quirky folk

>>128287040
BUILT FOR SPEED

>>128291854
Correct.

>>128291907
>he posts "not metal" furiously

>>128291945
Based.

>>128286969 (OP)
wait a minute how did my thread get to be the main one? i was 1 second late over the other guy?

>>128292102
We like you better.

>>128292102
Janny's choice

>>128292109
well appreciate it, i saw i was late and i ragequit and went out to the bar and now i'm back. was surprised to see my thread on the front page. anyway drink up faggots it's halloween

I just roke up and sucked a penis

>DON'T CALL ME YOUR BROTHER
>CAUSE I AIN'T YOUR FUCKING BROTHER
>WE FELL FROM DIFFERENT CUNTS
>AND YOUR SKIN IS AN UGLY COLOUR

>>128287040

>>128292132
>drink up faggots
The nanny state won't let me buy alcohol until 09:00.

>>128292186
based BATS appreciator

>>128292186
>The nanny state won't let me buy alcohol until 09:00.
that's why you always overbuy even if you're hurting for cash. i once didn't buy enough one night and despised it. never let it happened again. always have a rolling stash.

>>128292220
based drukbro

>>128292102
I deleted since both threads were up to par for /metal/ standards.

>>128287040
the retarded vocals ruin this one

WHAT WILL YOU DO

>>128292258
appreciated frogbro, guessing you were the other thread since i saw a frog in the other OP. cheers

AAAH HA HA IT'S HALLOWEEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ppu5BsqKck

>>128292280
they are fine, at least they don't bother me at all.

>>128292291
King Diaper is shit.

>>128292155
Correct.

>>128292325
>King Diaper is shit

>>128292291
good band dogshit vocals

>King Diaper is shit.
>good band dogshit vocals

>>128292342
>>128292325
Correct.

>>128292291
HEIL

>>128292291
lets go

Is Archgoat any good?

>>128292458
they're good if you're allergic to riffs

King Diaper is an embarrassment to metal

>>128292487
We love those here

Temu Witcher metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQaAofWvbks
what a retard

>>128292734
>what a retard
kek, how did I know it was a J-DAWG video before even opening it

>>128292753
https://youtu.be/PWX6HzRa80g?si=YV9gQZDi6psdH5Ga

deicide are fucking GREAT

>>128292734
what is it with balding and loving death metal? maybe |-| had a point

>>128292806
HEIL

>>128292806
https://youtu.be/5nV_y4QjDx4?si=M3XTu_3mbQNZWisg

YOU ARE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

'sup baldies

>>128292844
So I'm guessing Grand Declaration of War is pretty good?

>>128292844
>gay dawg

>>128292844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Yw8ZXXcfQ

>>128292899
Who is this guy even? Just some JewTube loser?

>>128292883
he's a loser that gets posted here semi regularly

/nbbmn/ looms nigh.

>>128292943
Yes, I've seen his videos posted from time to time but never understood why.

>>128293059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uq7zDHnEbPE

I'll be listening to Candlemass all day tomorrow just FYI.

I'll be banging smoking hot ladies all day tomorrow just FYI.

This place is deader than a Palestinian child after an Israeli airstrike. Zzzzzz

>>128293227
So true sister.

Summoning Bongman.

>>128287040
its finally the 31st.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLC2qwFLbqc

>>128293358
Indeed. Heil Samhain.

>>128291655
yes sometimes a FEW let something tender slip through
but it never lasts and soon they’re moving again like a pack of.. bullies
>>128287347
>>128291729
doesnt matter much
the ones you claim to scare elsewhere probably listen to metal as well anyway

>>128293377
Metal is supposed to be mean and angry

>>128287297
Not right now.

WAR METAL

Recommend me some ultra heavy Finnish DM

>>128293426
yes metal can be angry and can seduce but they are not a guitar riff
either way don’t care anymore.. i’ve already let it go
silly cat btw

Any good channel like Black Metal Promotion to help me discover new shit?

I baked exactly 13 soul cakes for Samhain. My youngest sister is determined to make it a thing because of our Celtic heritage.

>>128287040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFugY-ETm8E

Of course I know what day it is. It's leg day, bro!
Who the fuck is Sam Hain?

>>128287040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmroyd_CjCA

>>128293667
>Unbirth is a sexual fetish involving the desire to be "swallowed alive" by the female genitalia.
Here I am thinking the band name is a philosophical thing about returning to a state of being before life and consciousness.

>>128293610
No gleaming light
Rites of pestilence

noice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpdk7OgNAAM

>Disturbed's frontman David Draiman has shared that the band intends to take an indefinite hiatus following their most recent tour

S

>>128287444
kek, I was also baffled at first
I imagined some Himalayan monks teaching Anon the Secret Way of Reversing Brush

>>128293678
Oh wow. That actually happens to a devotee of the goddess Bilquis in pic related.
I'm now thinking of the Mad Hatter and March Hare singing "A Very Happy Unbirthday" to Alice. Damn fetishists ruin everything.

Bretty good https://youtu.be/CMyK4SwCwhw

>>128287040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz00j2TpZw

>>128294108
If by good you mean crap

>>128294124
It is good and relaxing

>>128294176
Reddit

>>128293162
based

>>128293199
cringe

>>128294216
Name one band that isn't reddit

>>128294275
If only they got an actually half decent vocalist.

>>128294242
Zeke

I don't like death metal generally but I really like kanonenfieber.
Any similar bands?

>>128294300
I'd say 1914 or Minnenwerfer they have similar theme but sound different
>>128294292
>punk
Peak reddit tbdesuwy

>>128294242
Deftones

>>128294378
https://www.reddit.com/r/deftones/

>>128294378
The Deftones have interesting music

>>128294310
thank you sister

>>128294300
You might like Autonoesis as they blend melo black/death and bits of thrash. They did get shilled here by a member ages ago but they're still not bad.

>>128294300
It depends what you like about thgem but Anaal Nathrakh may kinda fit?
They're not exactly similar in tone, but they mix black/death with slower catchier moments and then they're also just way more intense. They even have an album with WW1 themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyHHUImw-VM
They're far from the same, but if you don't mind the increase in tempo/intensity I think they try to tick a lot of the same boxes as Kanon when it comes to the catchier bits and being willing to get slower and heavier in between more melodic blacky bits.

>>128287489
Just listened to half of this album and it sounds exactly the same as everything else in that sub-genre. Y A W N.

>>128287040
Happy Halloween.

Switzerland rocks!
https://youtu.be/Gxo5RYLhzAs

>>128287040
so glad they finally dropped. black metal is saved

>>128292280
Pleb take.

>>128287040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78P5ivu4VzE

Where's the /nbbmn/ thread? It's november in the pacific islands

Black metal is inherently anti AI.

>>128295428
When it's novemeber in Norway, the /nbbmn/ will officially begin.

Fuck that's very very good
https://youtu.be/eSp1yR7i1L8
Speed black metal is KINO dare I say it

>>128295479
A bit exclusionary don't you think?

maybe 10% of what I listen to next month will be black metal

>>128295588
How so? Black metal began in Norway, it's only fair that nbbmn begins in Norway as well. No other government has recognized black metal as their cultural heritage, and no other nation has museum(s) dedicated to black metal. It has to start somewhere, and Norway it is!

>>128295428
>>128287593
>>128287593
>>128287593

F

Varg Vikernes NEW

Jute Gyte, anyone?

>>128295979
we hate that dissodisaster here

>>128295979
No need to keep sucking off Hectroon, he no longer listens to metal.

>>128295998
his recent listening is awful. it looks like he's dropped all pretense of being an intellectual and is back to listening to edm drivel

>>128296029
I bet he has another account now, and this is some kind of "not really me, /shreddit/ pattern recognition at its finest!" deal

>>128295979
Heil

jute

Jutem Gytem

Juden Gyatt

Adam Kalmbach hasn't released an album this year, what is that genius up to?

>>128296079
>>128296079

juteil gytler

>>128296124
>>128296124
>>128296124
new

>>128291704
you saw the underlying message very well. you a smart fella

>>128296129
>>128296129
>>128296129

>>128295249
Fact. My latest discovery from there:
https://zatokrev.bandcamp.com/album/bring-mirrors-to-the-surface

>>128291704
>>128296135
funny how you find something tender where i only left insults for you all

>>128295206
I love you

>>128295750
RIP