Thread 128372053

answering machine production edition
old: >>128367299

>>128372046
Nah they tell me I'm attractive though. Hint taken

>>128372053 (OP)
Boring OP

first for no troon orbiting samael black doom worship

>>128372070
Sorry but you're the second post

>>128372076
He was the first for "no troon orbiting samael black doom worship" though

REAL AND TRVE BLASTING POST

first for no troon orbiting sa-
>>128372070
FUCK

>>128372087
good afternoon blast0rs heils true

Black metal is inherently anti-semitic

trve BLASTING

>>128372087
What are some of your favorite thräcks ?

>>128372166
I haven't seen this one in a few years

>>128372087
trhanny is not metal

Being trans is inherently black metal. Deal with it.

>>128372170
Then you haven’t heard this in a while either
https://vocaroo.com/19M1EKq38CWV

>>128372187
that thing is very ghoulish looking so that's kind of black metal i guess

>>128372197
She's gotta tone down the lip filler, remove her cutting scars, and maybe use some makeup

Wouldn't in that state

>>128372211
Also those fucking dude socks lol
Come on

Remember you can hide posts and ignore the retards.
>>128372118
This is the blasting.

>>128372187
sexOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>128372087
This is pretty cool, I haven't heard blackened psych doom before

>>128372351
>blackened psych doom
you lost

>>128372116
this needed to be re-stated

>>128372361
Well memed good sir, +5 Internets.

>>128372087
Exotic language bm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7r2j13eqgk

>>128372087

>>128372187
cute

>>128372387
Absolute state

>>128372412
I love how everyone said all the schizos would go to /nbbmn/ and they've largely stayed in /metal/ kek

>>128372425
Ratthew shows up in here. Dunno why the antifa guy who doesn't even like metal is so quiet this year

>>128372187
Where do you find so many pictures of xher is xhe a well known lolcow or something

>>128372435
>Ratthew
Surefire sign of a loserpost

>>128372435
Hopefully after a few more times people don't migrate to his threads he'll fuck off

>>128372452
See there's this thing called "tabs"

>>128372445
>so many pictures
There have been two so far, I think.

https://youtu.be/Ws-APcxHaGg?si=zsYKrbtyyb0h6GNG

Metal for this feel

>>128372464
And in every single one the people there would like it if you’d rope yourself already

>>128372448
yes we know the rodent is a loser, the question is how do we get rid of him? i'm tired of seeing his little turd droppings all over our threads.

>>128372520
Metalheads are hardly "people" lass

>>128372529
Reminder that being called a loser by metalheads is an endorsement more than anything else

You misread the post btw

Whose territory is this now

Finally some real music

Finally a doctor in the house

>>128372543
is that what you tell yourself while making your gay little dance mixes no one listens to and getting blocked by girls for being an ugly creep on social media?

>>128372598
Why do you type like a bitch? Are you a literal faggot?

>>128372387
Absolute state

Good night frens

>>128372601
why are you so unlovable?

>>128372624
Hahaha good one

>>128372110
The only good album posted ITT

>>128372656
And it's not even BM

>>128372656
And replying to the correct blasting post, nice.

>>128372053 (OP)
Answering the call with my guy right here
Shit like this ages like wine

rodents are so easily rattled.

>>128372700
>rattled
>rat
it's in the name

>>128372700
Hence why I established long ago that metalheads are the rats

>>128372748
And yet you still post here. Why? Why not fuck up some other general once in a while?

Bump

>>128372754
You know there were plenty of other posts you could have replied to in those 10 minutes
Yet you replied to the one I just made

>>128372700

I'm leaving this place and going to shreddit

>>128372118
hecslop

>>128372118
Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse CD with As the Shadows Rise EP as bonus tracks

>>128372187
God, imagine him pressing his warm socks to your lips and nose while you gently enter his bussy.

Also "rattling" is generally in reference to cages, not the animal within. Just fyi

Any French charts? Preferably newer stuff like picrel, not LLN

>>128373089
>Symphonic Black/Death Metal
It looks so much like coreshit that I nearly thought this was a spam post
>Themes: Instrumental

>>128372087
why do people keep posting the absolute worst album of them? i love trhä but this release is unlistenable.

>>128373094
>>128373167

>>128373178
I think this is exactly the one I was thinking of, thx anon

>>128372748
When was the last time you slept, Matéo? Seems like you've been at it for a solid 48 hours.

Should I stop this before the third CD that's mostly dark ambient tracks, or is it fine because it's still part of a black metal album?

>>128373161
Certified trhä enjoyer here. I don't really get how you would think that album in unlistenable unless you're strictly a fan of his ambient/paysage stuff. But that album keeps getting spammed by the local thread troll because it makes people seethe for some reason. It also happens to be one of my favorites tho. But he has like 5 different styles at this point so I guess people gravitate to different things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh-bRf5l4E4

>>128373291
if its part of an album it is fine

>>128373334
I will give it another listen now. chances are i am confusing it with some other album. their discog confuses me. I got 2 albums on tape that i enjoyed very much so i can even consistently find them and listen to them

>>128373334
>I don't really get how you would think that album in unlistenable unless you're strictly a fan of his ambient/paysage stuff.
Some people don't like middle ground music. Atmoblack can be a bad middle ground between black metal and ambient.

Dune metal? No Dopesmoker

Mika's Morgue

>>128373291
Why's he look like the goofy chad meme pose

>>128373401
so you did mention them afterall

>>128372087
ALRIGHT COME ON

>>128373401
top 10 most embarrassing /mu/ moments

>>128373377
This

Metalheads also get turned off by the "hipster" aesthetics. One look at this dude and they're like, nope.

>>128373371
Admittedly he does lean in a lot on the comfy-synth circusy stuff at some points on that album which might have thrown you off. I'm pretty much a fan of all his idiosyncratic shenanigans but I can understand why that shit puts people off. Weirdly enough, even though I like post-hardcore and appreciate when he leans into it in the more recent albums I don't really care for Sadness or Life.

>>128372425
Whatever happened to the mixtape anon that kept spamming shitty japanese black metal

Post progress, give recs

>>128372087
the sun is falling..........

>>128373485
You need some aggression in your nbbmn, my friend.

Now blasting:
Nécropole - Golems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SliUyDU0cEA&t=1896s

>>128373436
the golden rule for vetting metal: if the band look like faggots, the music will be gay
works 100% of the time

>>128373436
>Metalheads also get turned off by the "hipster" aesthetics.
no, basement-dwelling dweebs that are scared of crowds get turned off by them.

>>128373441
>Admittedly he does lean in a lot on the comfy-synth circusy stuff
sounds familiar, could have been it but I like things like that in old nick for example so ( picrel are the releases I really like)
> post-hardcore and appreciate when he leans into it in the more recent albums I don't really care for Sadness or Life.
funny since Life sounds like screamo or emotional hardcore to me (which i like very much)
sadness actually was the first thing i listened to and love it aswell. I do enjoy all those projects

>>128369721
>Americana/wild west vibes
listen to Grave Pilgrim

>>128373514
I can't get into studio diocletian but when I saw them in Osaka last year they crushed.

>>128373485
Try the Jernved demos

>>128373559
Lol go to Steelfest and tell people about how much you love Trha

>>128373620
ofc you had to pick an incel cesspool festival to make your point lmao

>>128373638
the lineup next year look amazing. is it really that bad? i was thinking maybe giving it a try

>>128373638
He could have said Beyond the Gates and it would still be true.

>>128373661
no it wouldn't lmao. you're just showing how ignorant you are and how much you don't interact with metalheads IRL. most people wouldn't even know who the fuck trha even is to begin with, they're incredibly obscure.

>>128373742
He's right, you're wrong. Deal with it.

>>128373742
>nobody knows the super prolific tranny band that gets disproportionately promoted on bandcamp
He's no Deafheaven but he's not a nobody either.

>>128373559
>40 years of metalheads shitting on hipsters, fags, and posers
>some random zoomer who listens to NYCuck sissy hypno ASMR flavor of the week shit "uhhh acskhually only chuds don't like trhanny get a clue"
back to bluesky queer

Teitanblood

>>128373936
is mid

>>128373936
is great

>>128373920
kid this isn't the early 90s anymore where metalheads were in strict groups segregated by genre and didn't listen to other genres. like i said, you're just showing how ignorant you are and how little you go to shows and interact with metalheads, which isn't a surprise.

>>128373969
You're acting like it's impossible for a band that's nominally "metal" to have a fanbase that is majority non-metalheads, when Liturgy, Agriculture, and other fag shit bands like that are right there as a big neon sign of an example.

People at underground shows aren't going to recommend Trhanny if they're asked about atmoshit.

>>128372087
Nidrosian blasting

I don't know what you pussies about but I'm masturbating on the balcony while listening to Blessed In Sin, not giving a single fuck about any of your faggot liberal leftist sensibilities!
Ave sathanas!
Sieg fucking heil!

>>128374039
holy basedola

>>128373529
HEIL

>>128374039
>Blessed In Sin
Extremely and unfathomably based in fact of course

>>128374039
>Blessed In Sin
Still impressive they mogged both Kristallnacht and Seigneur Voland on that one split. What a powerful song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfTUhTu63UA

>>128374089
himmelfahrtskommando is unbeatable, but KN-Legitimate defense is a mighty contender!

>>128374017
>You're acting like it's impossible for a band that's nominally "metal" to have a fanbase that is majority non-metalheads
never said/implied that at all.

>People at underground shows aren't going to recommend Trhanny if they're asked about atmoshit.
never said they fucking would. you're not even following what the conversation even was jesus christ. my point is that 99.9% of metalheads aren't going to go "ewwwww is that that fucking tranny band? imma kick your ass!" or whatever scenario you imagined in your head. people go to shows to drink and have a good time, not seethe over bands others listen to.

AOTY and it's not even close.

>>128374133
trha sucks and no actual metalhead is listening to that gay shit. they are in the same vein as deafheaven and liturgy, i.e., "black metal" packaged for hipster dipshits who need a "sketch" check before they're allowed to listen to anything. not metal, tranny nonsense, fuck off

>>128374133
Trhä is for fags; enjoy it and fuck off.

>>128372087
It is this

>>128374133
>my point is that 99.9% of metalheads aren't going to go "ewwwww is that that fucking tranny band? imma kick your ass!"
Nta but they'd probably say something more along the lines of, "Trha is hipster tryhard garbage."

Maybe people at Tomb Mold shows or some Profound Lore showcase would be somewhat receptive to Trha, but I think even those crowds would find his music/aesthetics repulsive.

Call cat shit metal all you want, but it is not true and never will be!
That is what I think of all you Trha and amoesoeurs-lovers
...cat shit!卐卐卐

Soon, apparently

Has anyone here delved deep into the Kalmankantaja discography? What are the essentials, or is he just churning out slop?

>>128374245
The split with Hermoðr is good

Look at all the metalheads at this Trha show lol. Much kvlt, very trve.

>>128374252
>Hermoðr
I've listened to a bit of Hermoðr, very generic atmoshit but pleasant enough. His output is also insane. At least one full length every year and a handful of EPs for a decade now.
I remember that demo Vinter got some attention on here years ago.

>>128374256
that's a good thing

>>128374180
Sounds like watered down trash compared to Paralys

>>128374256
He looks like a real stand-up individual.

>>128374307
You just don't get it.

What is some sexy black metal?

>>128374350
Cradle of Filth gets awfully horny at times.

>>128374222
>"Trha is hipster tryhard garbage."
no they wouldn't lmao. i've interacted with tons of people at shows and no one has ever been like that for bands they don't like. real life is not the internet.

Cradle of Filth is trve black metal

>>128374350
Dimmu Borgir

>>128374339
It's not bad, it's just not nearly as good as Paralys (and every other Wulkanaz release). Everything he puts out though is at least interesting. He's made a fuck ton of music for the past 20 years, and I keep an eye on Brugmanziah.

>>128374350
Did someone say sexy black metal?

>>128374362
What's most trve concert you've been to?

>>128374350
Carpathian Forest, maybe?

>>128374397
Lamp of Murmuur

>>128374362
>tons of people at shows
where?

>>128374419
Based.

>>128374362
Lololollmfaokekek the fact that you're trying to convince people that this dude >>128374256 and his music isn't hated by most metalheads is quite funny.

Keep projecting about being out of touch.

Honestly is anything as good as Rain upon the impure?

>>128374397
Gorgoroth und Mortiis in one evening
or maybe Sargeist at UTBS with tons of other great bands?
ofcourse local underground black metal ist the most true

>>128374411
Embarrassing.
>>128374485
Pretty bvsed. Also saw Mortiis, but opening for Mayhem recently. Didn't expect the dungeon synth stuff to work live but it was actually cool.

>>128374397
Der Sturmer and Goatmoon

Listening to Wolves in the Throne Room for the first time. Bretty cool. Looking forward to Two Hunters.

why do people pretend to like Moonblood

>>128374515
You did wear picrel, right?

>>128374569
There’s no pretending. Moonblood is great and trve

>>128374569
Why pretend? The two full length albums are masterpieces and the demos are iconic in their own right.

>>128374569
I'd like them a lot more if their "rehearsals" weren't tinnitus-inducing.

Nobody here talks about him anymore, no longer trendy enough for you?

>>128374587
he's literally been discussed in every single thread so far

>>128374587
More of a r/blackmetalvinyl type of band.

>>128374436
you and your trooncord friends that post memes of tranny soijaks dying are not "most metalheads" anon. you're really just showing how much of an asocial shut-in you are.

>>128374627
I'm getting strong rodential vibes, so enjoy your last (you).

>>128374569
Currently listening to Moonblood - Moonblood and there's nothing you can do about it

>>128374612
So his only value comes from gay viny collecting obsessives?

>>128374587
Love this gook

>2 records
>$80
Why is so expensive to keep physical copies now? Wasn't it like $25 a record at most just a couple years ago?

>>128374646
I like some of his music, but spending more than 30 bucks on one of his records is giga-retarded.

>>128374661
J Dawg knows he can overprice NSBM releases and that retards will still pay for them. I'm pretty HHB is the exclusive distributor for Asrar in North America as well.

>>128374635
i'm not him but whatever helps you cope i guess

>>128374661
There are still a lot of labels that charge an average of around $25 for a record. NSBM is usually more expensive because the demand often outweighs the supply.

>>128374627
most metalheads are wacken types like pic related and they aren't listening to trhanny either so your argument is shit across the board

>>128374587
Vothana albums are just too big

Anyone else getting no images on topsters?

>>128374740
The last.fm CDN seems to be down, idk if that's where topsters gets the images from

>>128374708
i already said that most metalheads aren't even going to know who they are to begin with, retard

>>128374747
It is. That explains it. I still want old topsters back. Fucking Schizochristian.

I fucking hate that this tik tik semetary shit is so good.

Any other shit like them?

>>128372087
>>128372118
Need confirmation QUICK!
Is Isengard safe for nbbmn?

>>128374812
Trhä.

>>128374840
My leftist metalhead friend likes them so probably not.
>>128374855
I regret bringing up Altai Sayan last thread now look what i've done.

>>128374873
People here are just memeing because they're popular. Reverse gatekeeping what have you.

>>128374873
>I regret bringing up Altai Sayan last thread now look what i've done
Don't feel bad, it's just the rat doing his thing.

>>128374900
Do you mean trha or keys to the astral gates

>>128374397
either absu, negative plane, or destroyer 666. now that i think about it, i haven't seen too many black metal bands despite most of my library being that.

>>128374397
GBK in a basement

>>128374953
What's the best DM show you've been to?

>>128374397
There's nothing trve about live shows actually

The true spirit of bm is being a shut-in anti social recluse.

>>128374989
Based. Concerts are for posers. Imagine going to a show and someone asks you about Trha.

Hey guys! Lets put our mind to it and make a chart.
Was thinking of putting together a list of (relatively) modern Norwegian black metal bands/albums. Maybe since 2010?
Everyone knows the classic bands, but lots of the artists to release since the end of the 2nd wave fiasco have failed to get international attention.

>>128375009
I'd kill myself on the spot.

On a sidenote, moshing is literally just a bunch of retards stimming together recreationally and looks fucking dumb. Black Metal shouldn't encorage wholesome social gatherings or haviing a "fun time".

>>128374812
Celestial Key
https://youtu.be/zDoDrVhNyQA

>>128375034
koldbrann
nordjevel
svarttjern

>>128374979
not really a death metal guy. i honestly can't even think of any death metal bands i've deliberately gone to see outside of Opeth.

>>128375124
Good recs. Need to look into Svarttjern though, what's their best?

>>128374989
>>128375009
>>128375046
Stop replying to yourself Hector

Jute Gyte.

>>128375086
I've heard Gardens of Cosmic Symmetry before, will listen to their other stuff.

>>128375242
Added. These guys seem awesome.

>>128375034
You should exclude the Nidrosian Scene (quickly made a chart for them) in order to keep it more interesting.

>>128375332
Maybe I'm not equipped enough to make this chart. Other than Min Kniv and Vemod I don't know any of this stuff. Will look further but spoonfeed me please with the essentials.

>>128375357
Here are the names.
Some others would be
>Gjendød
>Istorn
>Jammerskrik
>Min Kniv

>>128375376
updated

>>128375376
>>128375423
Appreciate it. Essentially they are bands from Trondheim, yes? Crazy local scene and lots of the bands are going strong currently.

>>128375332
...the what scene?

>>128375486
Trondheim => Nidaros => Nidrosian

Only Kaevum and Nordvrede are real

>>128375332
NidAros?

what i really like is the grman scene

Coming along okay.
Thank you for teaching me about the Nidrosian scene, will keep those fairly limited unless necessary.

>>128375659
that guy forgot Misotheist which is my other favorite band from the scene (with Kaosritual (RIP)).

>>128372118
Nothing special, only AOTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1YxhKaq0bI&list=RDk1YxhKaq0bI&start_radio=1

>>128372187
he looks just like me... but a tad less skinny

>>128375779
Bvsed. Great demo.
Svartskog - Demo '93 (Norway, 1993)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glJ_OOWuWW4

First time listening to Judas Iscariot, started with their debut. It's shit :(

>>128375764
Got a kik?

>>128375801
Keep going deeper into the discography and it'll get really good.
However, eventually you'll come back around and realize that The Cold Earth Slept Below is actually his best.
Except for the 2002 re-recording which is actually shit.

>>128375832
Good take. This is one of my favorite bm songs ever. The amateur drumming has so much charm to it that gets lost in the re recording https://youtu.be/b6FIBwVpv3Y?si=RSK8DRpWKQdDrG_6

Let me "guess": you "need" "more"?

I have listened to at least 2,000 black metal albums, EPs, and demos over the years and have 2TB of Black Metal stored on my PC. I have never and will never listen to an Immortal album. Pure slop

I wouldn't call Nicole 12 inserts "black metal".

>>128375897
Actual low IQ.

>>128375916
Someone should remake this chart but with the Trhä discography

>>128375916
wtf is the y axis supposed to mean

Eisenblut - *** Bonus Track

>>128375897
Do you have any idea how fast were baiting?

>>128375916
The more I look at this, the angrier I get

>>128375376
>look up just "Nidrosian"
>results from metal subreddits and big and small metal websites offering tour guides about the Trondheim scene
>this scene is apparently twenty years old
I feel like this is some "constructed long after the fact" internet thing. Torture doom is more real than this.

>>128375981
It's fine that the scene passed you by but they've had their own label and everything dude. I promise it's not a conspiracy and that people have known that Trondheim had a disso scene

>>128376019
ok, meds taken

>>128372118
A beautiful mess.

Some Dutch black metal that isn’t atonal noise

>>128376078
the language still is however

>>128375938
nothing this is just a bait chart

>>128369597
>check this chart looking for more DSBM like Sortsind - Sår
>it's just filed under miscellaneous
fuck

Ay yo Baise ma Hache really cooked with this one yo
https://youtu.be/tkK2CoKnP-A

>>128375817
never used it but I wouldn’t just lay it out so casually
least of all here

Recent Ukrainian black metal?

>>128376192
Did you listen to the new Hate Forest?

>>128376207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19pMMp37kWc&list=PLKWG8rpexjfQNV1WhtAUAJNT7r93sNngv
No, I just thought it might be about something related to the war

Batlord

Dagon is a genius.

>>128376078
This is so good actually. A little repetitive but I am loving every minute of it. Good late night chunes
https://youtu.be/3FDjoGXSzXc

Eternal Heils to the riffmasters HAMMER.
It’s a SHOAX

>>128376449
Hails!
For me it's the vinyl cover art.

>>128373161
Why do you faggots insist on annoying us with your faggot poser shit. Trha is not welcome here and you will never gaslight us into thinking so. Kys already faggot. I'm sure it's just shills at this point.

Listening to Pale Folklore again.

>>128376449
>>128376468
SIEG FUCKING HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHITE FUCKING POWER!卐卐卐卐卐卐

I do not care for Kaevum.

>>128376484
Fuck it I'm going to join you dude, I need those beautiful melodies and riffs again.

Is Mika's Morgue allowed here?

Is Veilburner cheating?

>>128376550
>Black/Death Metal
MA says you get away with it

>>128374350
Alcest gets the girlies going

>>128376579
>gets the girlies going
>not black metal
checks out.

>>128376590
You were still eating crayons when Ecailles de Lune came out so I'll let it slide

Bm songs my lady has liked
Triumph of Spirit - Xenophobia
Himmelfahrtskommando (blessed in sin cover)-Aktion t4
Ea, Lord of the Deeps (Burzum cover) Aktion t4
Hierophant- Blessed in sin
I am thy labyrinth- Mayhem

sexdictator lucifer

>>128372118
thanks for Dauðafærð, Pestanon

>>128375659
Love me some community charts. Add Covetous on there, demo or full length

>>128376629
Not the best band called pest.

>>128372118
>autistic screeching

Who here Soulseeking all the Black Metal?

>>128376500
Fuk yea dude.

>>128376601
Alcest are too summer coded.

>>128372118
This seems pretty cool.

>>128372118
>>128376766
because after Symbols of Bloodswords I gotta

>>128376811
Stop talking like that

>>128376781
mossad spyware

YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED FROM THE WOMB
IN MY RECONSTRUCTION FROM DECONSTRUCTION

>>128376749
Yes it is. The other Pests suck

>>128376781
Me!
>>128376969
Really?

>>128376439
Is this because I requested a download for it a few threads ago? The influence I hold over anon is staggering

>>128377075
I saw the conversation and thought I'd check it myself, it was ok

>Country of origin: Unknown
>Location: N/A
>Status: Active
>Formed in: N/A
Genre: Melodic Black Metal
>Themes: N/A
>Years active: N/A
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/kffBxrlXHVo

>>128376268
Goddamn those tattoos are absolute shite

>>128376879
What's the point in listening to Mayhem after DMDS? They may as well be a tribute act.

>>128377172
>>128377094
You wouldn't get it...

>>128377176
Blasphemer is a genius.

Never really liked DMDS

>>128377219
It's the vocals, right?

>>128377223
Yeah

>>128377219
>>128377223
I didn't like vocals for a long time also. Listen to the instrumental:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cqp522lSu9o

>>128377264
I've heard that one. Much better

For me, it's LLN and the French black metal scene. Raw and lo-fi as it should be.

>>128377572
Excluding kpn, of course

>>128375659
>Nattverd - I helvetes forakt

only permavirgin NEETs participate in this event

>>128377829
>not bound to a wage-master or pussy-master
It doesn't get more trve than this

first wave black metal

>>128377829
I'm actually a masters student and live with my gf. This is my first time participating since I was a virgin neet back in 2019 thoughbeit. I'm back out of nostalgia more than anything. For a simpler time when I just sat around doing what ever I wanted with no responsibilities..

It's so retarded and simple I can't help but love it. There's barely songwriting involved.

17 minutes is the perfect time too

Immortal, Darkthrone, Gorgoroth

>>128377888
this hit a little close to home

the date is Eleven Seven and I'm already bored this year.

Can I just go listen to Crowbar?

>>128377971
do it anon

>>128377929
Thorns, Perdition Hearse, Suffering

>>128377912
too short

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