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Anonymous No.128421642 [Report] >>128421989 >>128424509 >>128424615 >>128432588 >>128432815 >>128432869 >>128434030 >>128434275
/metal/
A real /metal/ thread.
Old (simp): >>128409620
Anonymous No.128421645 [Report]
Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
Anonymous No.128421700 [Report]
Artist: Rodent
Album: Summer in Space
Song: I Smell a Rat

>YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
>I SMELL A RAT
>UGH
Anonymous No.128421717 [Report] >>128421730 >>128422801 >>128423381 >>128423449 >>128423494 >>128423518 >>128424691 >>128425176 >>128425349 >>128426787 >>128428987 >>128429061 >>128429861 >>128429984 >>128430408 >>128432741 >>128434007 >>128434146 >>128434185
A real blasting post
Anonymous No.128421724 [Report] >>128421738 >>128421745 >>128421839
>Solves metal
Anonymous No.128421730 [Report] >>128421743
>>128421717
Not exactly metal but adjacent enough
Anonymous No.128421738 [Report] >>128421756
>>128421724
Thanks to Kerry FUCKING King that is.
Anonymous No.128421743 [Report] >>128421755 >>128424520 >>128425115
>>128421730
Cynic, Haken, and Leprous are the triple threat of gayness in proge
Anonymous No.128421745 [Report] >>128421766
>>128421724
>Non Hanneman and Lombardo lineup

You accidentally picked the wrong band photo I'm sure
Anonymous No.128421755 [Report] >>128421772 >>128424520
>>128421743
Yeah except Cynic doesn't belong in the same sentence as those shit bands
Anonymous No.128421756 [Report]
>>128421738
>burger king
Anonymous No.128421766 [Report] >>128421785
>>128421745
Kerry has always been the brains of the operation
Anonymous No.128421772 [Report]
>>128421755
listen to Gordian Knot instead
Cynic side-project, but not gay
Anonymous No.128421785 [Report] >>128421841
>>128421766
Your bait is too low effort, sorry
Anonymous No.128421824 [Report] >>128421841
rabm reigns supreme
Anonymous No.128421839 [Report] >>128421851
>>128421724
>anti-abortion
>metal

lol?
Anonymous No.128421841 [Report]
>>128421824
>>128421785
Anonymous No.128421851 [Report]
>>128421839
Shalom
Anonymous No.128421880 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLkNMk0Uh7E
blackened kpop for the schizos
Anonymous No.128421910 [Report] >>128421921 >>128423138 >>128425168
any good thanksgiving metal
Anonymous No.128421921 [Report] >>128422010
>>128421910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTug-g26AuA&list=RDrTug-g26AuA&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.128421989 [Report] >>128422186 >>128425509 >>128434134
>>128421642 (OP)
Not a simp but women do simp for him, correct
Anonymous No.128422010 [Report]
>>128421921
this rocks!
Anonymous No.128422186 [Report] >>128430479
>>128421989
these dudes are ugly
Anonymous No.128422201 [Report]
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762721977821851.webm
Anonymous No.128422208 [Report]
HEIL HANNEMAN
Anonymous No.128422227 [Report] >>128423395
THERE STOOD THE FENCE THAT PINNED ME IN WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
THIS WAS THE HOUSE WHERE WE ALL PLAYYYYYYYYED
Anonymous No.128422237 [Report] >>128422244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl6TYAz3OGM

Tard Wrangler's newest song is about an unkind gentleman who doesn't take it too kindly when women won't lick his genitals in his 87 Chevelle. Please listen to our other songs about a gay psychic Bigfoot and pit bull fight gambling rings.
Anonymous No.128422244 [Report]
>>128422237
>about an unkind gentleman who doesn't take it too kindly when women won't lick his genitals in his 87 Chevelle
relatable
Anonymous No.128422341 [Report] >>128424866
When are they going to take Ozzy down from the M-A front page, can't stand seeing his stupid face
Anonymous No.128422627 [Report]
My culture is not your costume
Anonymous No.128422801 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128422879 [Report] >>128422884 >>128422922
literally metal queen
Anonymous No.128422884 [Report]
>>128422879
now here's a female worth simping for
Anonymous No.128422916 [Report] >>128423049
I want to be a fat, gay, retarded, disabled nigga. What metal do I listen to that corresponds with this feel?
Anonymous No.128422922 [Report]
>>128422879
yeah i don’t remember seeing negative comments from the metalheads here
Anonymous No.128422936 [Report] >>128422946
This is my Metal Qveen. VGH.
Anonymous No.128422946 [Report] >>128423442
>>128422936
she cute
Anonymous No.128422956 [Report] >>128422998 >>128423076
Imagine trying to sound dangerous when you're from the most prosperous country in the world lmao

Death metal is first world problem posershit
Anonymous No.128422998 [Report]
>>128422956
that comment about Black metal literally never being dangerous really got to you huh
Anonymous No.128423049 [Report]
>>128422916
Dragonforce, Blind Guardian, and Running Wild
Anonymous No.128423076 [Report]
>>128422956
you mean they’re actually gentle underneath?
Anonymous No.128423138 [Report]
>>128421910
Anonymous No.128423381 [Report] >>128425221
>>128421717
Listening to this now, it's even more apparent how disappointing Tavastland was.
Anonymous No.128423395 [Report]
>>128422227
I haven't listened to Toxik in so long. Gonna throw on Think This before bed.
Anonymous No.128423442 [Report]
>>128422946
Of course she is.
Anonymous No.128423449 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128423494 [Report] >>128430616
>>128421717
drown in blood
Anonymous No.128423518 [Report]
>>128421717
https://youtu.be/oTlLb-ucFWY
Anonymous No.128423849 [Report] >>128425270
What's your favourite technical death metal band?
Anonymous No.128424303 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcMPAm-PnuI
Anonymous No.128424402 [Report]
Just remembered a dream I once had where I was walking around the university campus and then the speakers started playing Sodom's Blasphemer and everyone started rioting. That was a good dream.
Anonymous No.128424502 [Report]
Death Metal BOMBOCLAAT!!!!!!!!!! \m/
Anonymous No.128424509 [Report] >>128424627
>>128421642 (OP)
Finally a good OP
Anonymous No.128424520 [Report]
>>128421743
>>128421755
Only Cynic are gay out of these
Anonymous No.128424577 [Report]
NO ONE BUT ME CAN SAVE MYSELF BUT IT'S TOO LATEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOW I CAN'T THINK, THINK WHY I SHOULD EVEN TRYYYYYYY
YESTERDAY SEEMS AS IF IT NEVER EXISTED
DEATH GREETS ME WARM, NOW I WILL JUST SAY GOODBYE
GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.128424615 [Report]
>>128421642 (OP)
I was listening to this yesterday. What does /metal/ think of cannibal corpse?
Anonymous No.128424627 [Report]
>>128424509
The OP tells me all I need to know about the thread quality within.
Anonymous No.128424691 [Report]
>>128421717
This should have set the standard for dissonant metal leads, instead we are descending back into rock n roll solos, a travesty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-82gQaj3Ifk
Anonymous No.128424866 [Report]
>>128422341
kek I always think the same whenever I go there
Anonymous No.128425115 [Report]
>>128421743
Phew, so I can keep blasting VOLA.
Anonymous No.128425168 [Report]
>>128421910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncs-Z9eWbYk
Anonymous No.128425176 [Report]
>>128421717
Reminds me of Burzum's ambient stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sp8nVi1z7E
Anonymous No.128425221 [Report]
>>128423381
Such a great record. Shame, I've put Tavastland on like 3 or 4 times and I can't tell you how any of the songs go.
Anonymous No.128425247 [Report] >>128426021 >>128427209
Rahmerbros... I don't feel so good...
Anonymous No.128425270 [Report]
>>128423849
Hey, I used to have shorts like that. I should keep an eye out for some.
>Soreption shirt
Disdain
>favourite technical death metal band
Cognizance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmtj6WTOwGI
Anonymous No.128425349 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128425359 [Report] >>128425372 >>128426069
https://youtu.be/WXv31OmnKqQ?si=vYC4xc7VK4i4B1WL
https://youtu.be/HIRNdveLnJI?si=8Y_LCrhBc2LvrHHi
https://youtu.be/QF-JbjTwCwY?si=Ia28alnD2hUJNcZ5
https://youtu.be/ckIQOTduNbI?si=V103SluGJQQiIWgO
https://youtu.be/rw4-lRJPkv0?si=idk28lDWX5JqhFL-
Anonymous No.128425372 [Report] >>128425454
>>128425359
Anonymous No.128425454 [Report]
>>128425372
Soulful edge lord music vs gay extreme metal
Anonymous No.128425509 [Report]
>>128421989
cecile is a genius
Anonymous No.128426021 [Report]
>>128425247
lmao
Anonymous No.128426069 [Report]
>>128425359
You really had to throw a Royal Blood banger in there so I can't discard your taste?
>I CAN'T FILL THE VOID
>WALK THE EMPTY SPACE
>*song makes magnificent use of empty space*
Anonymous No.128426499 [Report]
Anonymous No.128426787 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128426803 [Report]
128425176
Godawful.
Anonymous No.128426878 [Report] >>128426894
>melody is ... LE BAD!
Anonymous No.128426880 [Report]
128425176
Godamazing.
Anonymous No.128426894 [Report]
>>128426878
Brutal fans are indeed hated here.
Anonymous No.128426895 [Report] >>128426917
>>melody is ... LE GOOD!
Anonymous No.128426897 [Report] >>128426930
I need a pack of cigs, boys
Anonymous No.128426917 [Report]
>>128426895
>image
Just your average punkfaggot.
Anonymous No.128426930 [Report] >>128427060
>>128426897
So do I but I'm broke. I might go out and try to bum one like a negro.
Anonymous No.128427060 [Report] >>128427064 >>128427363
>>128426930
if you asked me I'd heem you
Anonymous No.128427064 [Report]
>>128427060
Correct
Anonymous No.128427090 [Report]
all war metal sounds the same
Anonymous No.128427091 [Report]
I just saw some image print on temu of Mustaine. It was Hetfield.
Anonymous No.128427209 [Report]
>>128425247
what does J-dawg think of this
Anonymous No.128427252 [Report] >>128427830
>>128415139
Do you think you could play Scriabin with distorted guitars and bass? You could be the next Jute Gyte
Anonymous No.128427285 [Report] >>128427293 >>128427305
Musfield or Hetstaine?
Anonymous No.128427293 [Report]
>>128427285
Adam.
Anonymous No.128427305 [Report]
>>128427285
The non-Jew.
Anonymous No.128427307 [Report] >>128427321 >>128427658
What headphones do you guys use for your blasts
Anonymous No.128427321 [Report] >>128427400
>>128427307
This is not place for such discussions >>>/g/ or buy an ad, faggot.
Anonymous No.128427363 [Report] >>128427405
>>128427060
You would attack someone for saying "excuse me, do you have an extra cigarette"?
Anonymous No.128427400 [Report]
>>128427321
You’re a lunatic
Anonymous No.128427405 [Report]
>>128427363
If you acknowledge my existence that means you are a potential danger to my life. Therefore you must be killed.
Anonymous No.128427421 [Report] >>128427581
DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES
Anonymous No.128427580 [Report] >>128427591 >>128427612
what a dead fucking general
fuck all 2 of you
Anonymous No.128427581 [Report]
>>128427421
what song is that?
Anonymous No.128427588 [Report]
is it even possible to get a metal gf, or must one settle for a "metal" gf?
Anonymous No.128427591 [Report] >>128427617
>>128427580
:(
Anonymous No.128427612 [Report] >>128427658
>>128427580
I wanted to discuss headphones but someone sperged out
Anonymous No.128427617 [Report]
>>128427591
>actually made me chuckle
I might be retarded
Anonymous No.128427641 [Report]
melo-death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCp6N7xjH-A
Anonymous No.128427658 [Report]
>>128427307
>>128427612
ATH-M50
Anonymous No.128427703 [Report] >>128427752 >>128427777 >>128427823 >>128427858
>seeing municipal waste
>ciggi behind ear
>shaking my fist while drinking a beer and screaming the lyrics
this kills the hectorian
Anonymous No.128427752 [Report] >>128427772 >>128427858
>>128427703
>seeing literal shit but spelled differently
>cancer
>low T
Whoever is repulsed by this is my friend.
Anonymous No.128427772 [Report] >>128427828
>>128427752
there there let me wipe off those tears yes you are a big boy
Anonymous No.128427777 [Report] >>128427828 >>128427858
>>128427703
I hope you get hit by a trashcan
Anonymous No.128427823 [Report] >>128427858
>>128427703
>shaking my fist while drinking a beer and screaming the lyrics
Embarrassing.
Anonymous No.128427828 [Report] >>128427858
>>128427772
Don't forget to fix your colostomy bag after wiping semen off your arse too
>>128427777
TOP fuckin KEK
Anonymous No.128427830 [Report] >>128427966
>>128427252
I don't know if Scriabin would necessarily translate to a metal ethos, hes a bit sensual, probably too much so. You'd have to reinterpret it slightly, I think a fretless guitar would be mandatory in order to help create some of the abstractions, mystery, and otherworldly-ness.

It would be a lot easier to take from more outright violent composers that like tone clusters such as Ornstein or Scelsi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93oDAUeOmg0
Anonymous No.128427858 [Report]
>>128427703
Based Concertcuck giving himself cancer, estrogen, and liver damage all at once. We here at /metal/ hope ALL concertcucks live by your disgraceful example.

>>128427823
>>128427828
>>128427752
>>128427777
Correct.
Anonymous No.128427928 [Report] >>128427954 >>128428014 >>128428047
lmao that post really had him going
embarrassing samefagging
Anonymous No.128427954 [Report] >>128428009
>>128427928
Who are you talking about?
Anonymous No.128427966 [Report] >>128428070 >>128428327
>>128427830
Someone should try that. But whoever has half the skills it takes probably isn't even interested.
Anonymous No.128428009 [Report]
>>128427954
pretending to be retarded still makes you an idiot
Anonymous No.128428014 [Report]
>>128427928
There's a live Metallica picture I posted here 2 years ago that made him so rectally ravaged he spent the entire thread kvetching about it. And then he even saved it and posted it months later and seethed all over again lmao
Anonymous No.128428047 [Report]
>>128427928
No one is samefagging
Anonymous No.128428070 [Report] >>128428148
>>128427966
Whoever that is, it's certainly not the untalented loser known as Hector.
Anonymous No.128428148 [Report]
>>128428070
No one who goes to RYM for the sole purpose of attacking random normies for their music taste is anything other than an untalented loser.
Anonymous No.128428312 [Report]
got a pack of cigs, there was a dude complaining about gypsies to the cashier lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc
Anonymous No.128428327 [Report] >>128428447 >>128430534
>>128427966
Yeah I mean the only fretless guitar player in metal I even know of is Vindsval, the rest are all bass players for tech death. Fretless guitars are bretty darn rare in general, not sure why.

I would really like to get someone such as T.T. to use his weirdo tone and stick him on a fretless if he could learn the intonation. That would probably be my holy grail lead guitarist. Give me a set of rules like no tremolo picking and each voice can only be melodic instead oc chordal, I bet it would be absolutely terrific.

Although honestly Vindsval's own job on MoRT is so good as well, nothing else like it.

https://youtu.be/jbzxZ4Zo5WE?t=56
Anonymous No.128428447 [Report] >>128428482 >>128428494
>>128428327
nice shreddit spacing there, heck
Anonymous No.128428473 [Report] >>128428514
Love me dissoshit
Love me Adam Kalmbach
Love me T.T.
Love me Vindsval
Love me Blasphemer
Love me Hasjarl
Love me Snorre Ruch
Simple as
Anonymous No.128428482 [Report]
>>128428447
You mean 4chan spacing, newfag?
Anonymous No.128428494 [Report] >>128428527
>>128428447
Better than:

Yeah I mean the only fretless guitar player in metal I even know of is Vindsval, the rest are all bass players for tech death. Fretless guitars are bretty darn rare in general, not sure why. I would really like to get someone such as T.T. to use his weirdo tone and stick him on a fretless if he could learn the intonation. That would probably be my holy grail lead guitarist. Give me a set of rules like no tremolo picking and each voice can only be melodic instead oc chordal, I bet it would be absolutely terrific. Although honestly Vindsval's own job on MoRT is so good as well, nothing else like it.
Anonymous No.128428514 [Report]
>>128428473
You forgot NSK, lord of vocals and layering.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvZOsAlmgro
Anonymous No.128428527 [Report]
>>128428494
literally no one reads it anyway lmao
Anonymous No.128428543 [Report]
>tupa-tupa
>retard riffs
>beer
>tits
All a man needs. Fuck your solos and guitar wankery.
Anonymous No.128428594 [Report] >>128429116
what are some thug riffs
Anonymous No.128428609 [Report] >>128428649 >>128430558
>all musicians are undeniably talented
>music was written with a unified vision is played with virtuosic precision
>obviously still sucks
name the album/band
Anonymous No.128428637 [Report] >>128429074
Speaking of NSK, I found out recently that the Autopsy vocalist was in Burning in Damnation, honestly just thought that was still all NSK because he has such a crazy range of vocalizations. Funny how the Autopsy guy is so ineffective at using his own vocals in the other bands hes in, really shows that you need someone like NSK to show the real potential of metal vocals.

I believe he shows up at this section, actually one of my favorites in the album:
https://youtu.be/SR147UtwSTU?t=488
Anonymous No.128428649 [Report] >>128428803
>>128428609
Anonymous No.128428803 [Report]
>>128428649
Listening and expecting an artistic masterpiece based on the artwork alone.
Anonymous No.128428923 [Report] >>128428933 >>128428943 >>128428944 >>128428982
>walk out of your room
>see this
wat do
Anonymous No.128428933 [Report]
>>128428923
>Excuse me, sir.
Anonymous No.128428943 [Report]
>>128428923
lol I bet most of you would get shy real quick
Anonymous No.128428944 [Report]
>>128428923
Offer to deepthroat her cock in my room
Anonymous No.128428982 [Report]
>>128428923
reminds me that a couple years ago I found a 6 feet+ tall milf escort who does mom/son roleplays
god damn I should try finding her again
my dick would probably explode
Anonymous No.128428987 [Report]
>>128421717
Not as good as the first album, but still good.
Anonymous No.128429019 [Report] >>128429122
I wonder how you guys would handle being in front of a girl now
Anonymous No.128429021 [Report]
I just roke up
Anonymous No.128429061 [Report]
>>128421717
More BAN as I read interviews from Vindsval.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehRkt4JZb80
Anonymous No.128429074 [Report] >>128429311
>>128428637
Odd association, I wonder how that came about.
Anonymous No.128429116 [Report]
>>128428594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIeVnN9cFmw&pp=ygUJYmxvb2RiYXRo
Anonymous No.128429122 [Report]
>>128429019
Not metal
Anonymous No.128429311 [Report] >>128429369
>>128429074
According to an interview:
>I got in touch with Nasko from Teitanblood… I don’t even remember how. Maybe he sent me an email or something? I honestly forget how we got in touch. Just somehow, through emails or something, we got to be like, email friends, and he just asked if I wanted to do some guest vocals and I said, “Yeah, that sounds great.” So that was cool. He’s a super cool guy.


You know I had only listened to early Autopsy where hes pretty sloppy, but pic related seems like he sharped up his skills a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mb6j7j1ssw
Maybe I slept on him, probably doublely so since Autopsy is so sleep inducing musically.
Anonymous No.128429369 [Report]
>>128429311
Replying to myself, but I will say whenever Autopsy guy does the higher pitch black metal style its insanely cringe, he has a large set of variations, but thats one he has got to drop lol.

Overall actually does seem bretty gud otherwise, I probably did sleep on him due to the early albums he was so sloppy and the music sucked so bad. The worst was when he would do some plodding gutterals on or off the beat during the doomy sections on the famous album with all the eyes and mouths, man that was total dogshit, probably wrote him off solely because of those lmao.
Anonymous No.128429847 [Report] >>128430034
I had previously thought OSDM to have zero good vocalists, but I'll put Chris into that category, still not that great because I think he actually has no idea what to do during doomy sections (in general he lacks timing for when to add vocals and what to do), and also he has cringe moments like this:
https://youtu.be/wZVeDgUjM3I?t=15
I like his variation though, and he has grade A gutterals and throaty moments when he gets it right. DsO should get him in on an album, hes like Mikko, hes a vehicle that needs a pilot, or rather an instrument that needs a composer.

Also
>Be OSDM
>Be bald
lmao
Anonymous No.128429861 [Report] >>128429883
>>128421717
Antaeus for bedtime
Anonymous No.128429883 [Report] >>128429964
>>128429861
Based Antaeus with the Rothko appreciation jej
Anonymous No.128429964 [Report] >>128429993
>>128429883
Hitler was right about modern art
Anonymous No.128429984 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128429993 [Report] >>128430043
>>128429964
Thank you /pol/nigger.
Anonymous No.128430032 [Report]
>IS THAT A HECKIN OIL ON CANVAS MASTERPIECERINO, FUCK I THINK I'M GOING INSAAANE
Anonymous No.128430034 [Report] >>128430383 >>128430446
>>128429847
Reifert uses more 'voice' than most DM vocalists, which makes him much more expressive but also opens the door to goofy moments like the one you linked. Which is itself still better than BDM vocals where there's no 'voice', no modulation, and always completely sucks. So it's basically as you said, someone else with a producer's ear could direct him to deliver a more focused performance.

I'm also partial to the cringegold of I'VE HUMILIATED YOUR COORRRRRPSE.
Anonymous No.128430043 [Report] >>128431036
>>128429993
Thanks for what?
Anonymous No.128430190 [Report]
Hector is stupid
Anonymous No.128430210 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWulWeOTPXc

very nice
Anonymous No.128430383 [Report] >>128430446
>>128430034
OSDM vocalists in general tend to be more expressive because they were pioneering new ground and coming up with their own shit instead of following any established conventions and expectations within a standardized genre
Anonymous No.128430408 [Report] >>128430445
>>128421717
Is this metal?

https://youtu.be/U3CKkHqvy4o
Anonymous No.128430445 [Report] >>128430453
>>128430408
cool tune but no it's not metal and i will now shame you for posting off-topic music as per the unwritten rules of conduct dictate
Anonymous No.128430446 [Report] >>128430460 >>128430812
>>128430034
>much more expressive but also opens the door to goofy moments like the one you linked. Which is itself still better than BDM vocals where there's no 'voice', no modulation, and always completely sucks.
Completely and utterly Correct.

I think anyone opening themselves up to variation will do the same trying to reach expressions you aren't perfect at, happens even for people like Attila, but also Attila is better at placement so its more forgivable. Some of his autistic bird tier screeches on things like Esoteric Warfare are a bit unbearable though.

Reifert is usually pretty good about trying to hold back the Eminem effect https://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA?t=73 while doing lower note vocals (although sometimes he just lets it ride), unlike Glen Benton who just does it endlessly because I think he doesn't even know how to stop it. Sometimes Reifert kinda reminds me of Coroner's vocalist when hes less guttural and wants to enunciate more in a thrashy sorta way, which isn't a compliment, because Coroner's vocalist is the worst part of that band lol. Still, hes much better than Coroner's vocalist even when enunciating more.

>>128430383
>OSDM vocalists in general tend to be more expressive
/shredd1t/ IQ strikes again
Anonymous No.128430453 [Report] >>128430486
>>128430445
I was asking about the album cover
Anonymous No.128430460 [Report] >>128430492
>>128430446
feel free to prove me wrong
Anonymous No.128430479 [Report]
>>128422186
Those are biological women, one of which is world famous
Anonymous No.128430486 [Report]
>>128430453
in that case indeed it looks like the cover of some lame ass poser black metal demo which would be 10x worse than the music you posted
Anonymous No.128430492 [Report] >>128430512
>>128430460
>Please waste your time arguing with /shredd1t/'s baldest mind
No thanks!
Anonymous No.128430512 [Report] >>128430548
>>128430492
spastic way of admitting you have no argument but you do you
Anonymous No.128430534 [Report]
>>128428327
What do you think of the microtone guitars with the movable frets?
Anonymous No.128430548 [Report]
>>128430512
Well my dear bald friend, in an argument it would not actually my job to prove your random throw-away statement wrong, but yours to prove it. As atop, so inside.
Anonymous No.128430558 [Report]
>>128428609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsCc9qIwRZI
Anonymous No.128430611 [Report] >>128430638
>As atop, so inside.
>Dogs will eat dog food.
Anonymous No.128430616 [Report]
>>128423494
this would be better if they didn't overuse that retarded bass drop sound effect
Anonymous No.128430638 [Report]
>>128430611
Lol
Anonymous No.128430643 [Report]
Going for another 4:30am meltdown Ratthew?
Anonymous No.128430812 [Report] >>128430992 >>128431003
>>128430446
>Reifert is usually pretty good about trying to hold back the Eminem effect https://youtu.be/9dcVOmEQzKA?t=73 while doing lower note vocals (although sometimes he just lets it ride), unlike Glen Benton who just does it endlessly because I think he doesn't even know how to stop it.
I've seen you mention that before, it's kind of a gargling sound, high up in the throat. This in itself isn't a bad technique, but I think you have to use it very strategically to get a good growl out of it. The voice should drive from the chest and the gargle follow it. Constrained-throat vocal styles sound bad to me. As do vocal styles achieved largely by mouth/tongue shape (e.g. BDM, early CC, later Deicide).

Coroner vocals do leave a lot to be desired, but it's thrash so bad vocals are basically par for the course. I still listen to Watchtower lol.
Anonymous No.128430992 [Report] >>128431568
>>128430812
>This in itself isn't a bad technique
Really? I always felt like it just happens naturally when you attempt to use lower notes loudly with growls and without practice, to me its an effect you would train out of happening because it sounds a bit comedic and too humanized, especially if you just let go on every note like Mr Benton.

>it's thrash so bad vocals are basically par for the course
Think of all the greats of thrash like Pat Lind and .... uh.... the many others.

Also yeah Watchtower was on that old list of mine with the worst vocalists in metal history outside of BDM and the not-metal genres:
Dani Filth, Ishahn, King Diamond, Vektor guy, Watchtower guy
The trilogy of unlistenable vocalists.
Anonymous No.128430999 [Report] >>128431028
I miss being new to metal. Everything sounded so fresh to me back then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUBSHOeyabo
Anonymous No.128431003 [Report] >>128431568
>>128430812
Also looks like crabfag wrote a 7 page document on the new Qrixkuor with a 4.5 rating, totally didn't see that one coming kek. You already listened to it? Thoughts?
Anonymous No.128431028 [Report]
>>128430999
Thats what happens when you spend 30 years straight listening to the same speed metal slop.
Anonymous No.128431036 [Report] >>128431087
>>128430043
Being a walking humiliation ritual so that we all feel better about ourselves after reading your embarrassing posts.
Anonymous No.128431059 [Report] >>128431067 >>128431097
>walking into another Hector schizo-dialogue with himself

Sad to see him relapse this hard
Anonymous No.128431067 [Report]
>>128431059
Who?
Anonymous No.128431087 [Report] >>128431098 >>128431104
>>128431036
Kek says the pretentious loser gooning to 80 year old modern art diaehrria
Anonymous No.128431097 [Report]
>>128431059
After weeks of starting arguments on various platforms he always comes back to his friend simulator
Anonymous No.128431098 [Report] >>128431127
>>128431087
>no u
NGMI Iass.
Anonymous No.128431104 [Report] >>128431193
>>128431087
It really is some absolute garbage that looks like a retarded kid drew it.
The painting equivalent of Jute Shyte.
Anonymous No.128431127 [Report] >>128431193
>>128431098
https://odysee.com/Modern-art-vs-Classic-Art:fb03b41a40e9b9ff65aa7b1490e5ba5a598e3d72
Anonymous No.128431141 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK-dWi5aHLA
Anonymous No.128431193 [Report] >>128431262
>>128431104
Yet Antaeus is the one who used a Rothko likeness, while /ourguy/ Adam Kalmbased used Baroque paintings, curious!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osg24u2eMXc

>>128431127
>/pol/see.com
Not clicking!
Anonymous No.128431216 [Report] >>128431264 >>128431322
Adam "Jute Gyte" Kalmbach was killed by an Israeli drone strike while giving out food to starving Palestinians.
Anonymous No.128431262 [Report]
>>128431193
That was Novae Militiae, a Antaeus-lite band
Anonymous No.128431264 [Report] >>128431272 >>128431275 >>128431319
>>128431216
What's up with her hands
Anonymous No.128431272 [Report]
>>128431264
Your mum tried to eat them
Anonymous No.128431275 [Report]
>>128431264
Koreans keep getting whiter at an alarming rate, an this is the next evolution
Anonymous No.128431295 [Report] >>128431319
Just bought a wheelchair off some hobo for 20$

What should I blast while I take this thing for a test drive?
Anonymous No.128431309 [Report] >>128431319 >>128431347 >>128431367
Wheels of Steel of course
Anonymous No.128431319 [Report] >>128431337
>>128431264
Just Ratthew posting another transvestite in honor of his ex tranner GF who used to top him.

>>128431295
>>128431309
Based Ratthew finally accepting that he has brain damage from drugs and about to wheel himself over to the local asylum for schizophrenics.
Anonymous No.128431322 [Report] >>128431332
>>128431216
post more cuties like this
Anonymous No.128431332 [Report] >>128431361 >>128431380 >>128431410 >>128431436
>>128431322
Got you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwOmZKgGaU8
Anonymous No.128431337 [Report] >>128431350
>>128431319
Your posts are less funny than mine
Next!
Anonymous No.128431347 [Report]
>>128431309
I'll check them out, thanks
Anonymous No.128431350 [Report] >>128431368
>>128431337
Well nothing is more funny than your missing chin, so in comedic effect you have me beat.
Anonymous No.128431361 [Report]
>>128431332
ZAMN
Anonymous No.128431367 [Report]
>>128431309
Saw them play the whole album recently.
Anonymous No.128431368 [Report] >>128431388 >>128431408 >>128431415
>>128431350
Another less funny post, nice one
Anonymous No.128431380 [Report] >>128431401
>>128431332
why are you posting breasts here?
Anonymous No.128431388 [Report] >>128431408
>>128431368
You ever notice that the slope of your forehead and chin together form a right angle? What happened to your chin and frontal lobe, Iass?
Anonymous No.128431401 [Report]
>>128431380
Oh god I forgot this is a SFW board, hopefully the mods don't notice that naked woman.
Anonymous No.128431408 [Report] >>128431511
>>128431388
>>128431368
Anonymous No.128431410 [Report] >>128431474
>>128431332
that doesn’t even qualify as a femboy
Anonymous No.128431415 [Report] >>128431511
>>128431368
You ever notice that the slope of your forehead and chin together form a right angle? What happened to your chin and frontal lobe, Iass?
Anonymous No.128431436 [Report]
>>128431332
how gay are you?
Anonymous No.128431474 [Report]
>>128431410
Why would a literal female qualify as a femboy, you stupid or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8xL6IUsJ8o
Anonymous No.128431476 [Report] >>128431490 >>128431842
That guy from Saxon just died my dudes. FUCK!
Anonymous No.128431490 [Report]
>>128431476
Ok, but who cares and who asked?
Anonymous No.128431503 [Report] >>128431542
It's this /meal/ episode again
Anonymous No.128431511 [Report]
>>128431415
>>128431408
Anonymous No.128431540 [Report] >>128431551
>when you accidentally click a Hecrec
Anonymous No.128431542 [Report]
>>128431503
Its our favorite.
Anonymous No.128431551 [Report]
>>128431540
True, Autopsy sucks, same with all OSDM.
Anonymous No.128431552 [Report]
At the school again smoking and drinking and blasting metal \m/
Anonymous No.128431568 [Report] >>128431761
>>128430992
>I always felt like it just happens naturally when you attempt to use lower notes loudly with growls and without practice
True, it's one way someone might learn to do growls, basically gargle + yell. I'd call it the 'goblin' voice, which adds to its association with goofiness. Another way to learn is the "annoyed teenager", basically an aggressive sigh that brings out the rasp. These methods get you familiar with the process of doing gutturals, which you then hone in tandem with your chest and head voice. So I think the gargle can sound good if it's part of a developed technique, but I can't think of any examples of this lol.

>>128431003
Careful dude, the DiO mafia will get you for that comment. Some of them have blocked me, the horror!
>You already listened to it? Thoughts?
No, but I'll queue it.
Anonymous No.128431604 [Report] >>128431615
This is an embarrassing conversation. I have grown tired of it. Please talk about metal music and it's colorful musicians.
Also Reminder that Ozzy went out like a hero while Turdonogpoo Incelcucki died disgraced and ridiculed and with a lot of acnescars.
Anonymous No.128431615 [Report] >>128431631
>>128431604
Pozzy's death was a benefit to metal and the planet as a whole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_gkpYORQLU
Anonymous No.128431631 [Report] >>128431640
>>128431615
Pozzy was a Freemasonic dog-lover and should have been culled decades earlier.
Anonymous No.128431640 [Report]
>>128431631
Correct.
Anonymous No.128431644 [Report] >>128431662 >>128431667
>Turdonogpoo Incelcucki
What did she mean by this
Anonymous No.128431662 [Report]
>>128431644
Troony the loony has terminal internet brainrot from years of social media addiction and estrogen injections, no one knows.
Anonymous No.128431667 [Report]
>>128431644
Probably something about Varg and the HIV virus.
Anonymous No.128431761 [Report]
>>128431568
>I'd call it the 'goblin' voice
Idk, I feel like it reminds me of a silly voice in a cartoon I watched, I can make the sort of thing it was, but can't for the life of me remember where it was from. Although I did remember Elites in Halo one have it in all their lines kek https://youtu.be/TL6LdQU_Uu4?t=13, I think thats actually how I learned it originally.

I do agree that a light touch of the effect can be decent though, NSK actually does it from time to time, just can't let it get silly.

>Blocked me
You post there? I had no idea, are you one the official thread as well?
>No, but I'll queue it.
Do it, the comment box for that album is still flowing in with some left over butthurt from people reading my conversation with GG lmao. Also got a couple followers for it thoughever.
Anonymous No.128431842 [Report] >>128431967
>>128431476
I wish you would.
Anonymous No.128431871 [Report] >>128431888 >>128431931 >>128431960 >>128434118
Why are metalheads so obsessed with the concept of "true metal"? Metal is a countercultural movement against musical hegemony, yet you people try to bring musical hegemony into metal. Idiots.
Anonymous No.128431888 [Report]
>>128431871
"Assume" makes an ass out of "u" & "me."
Your assumption is wrong, in other words.
I have never held to such a world view.
Some of you might but idgaf.
Anonymous No.128431931 [Report] >>128431935
>>128431871
How many threads are you going to spam your low IQ question in?
Anonymous No.128431935 [Report] >>128431950 >>128431960
>>128431931
More like SPERM his low IQ question LOL
Anonymous No.128431950 [Report] >>128431960
>>128431935
Are you assuming their gender? You think there are no women or trans folx on this forum huh??????? Get fucked, Nazi.
Anonymous No.128431960 [Report]
>>128431950
>>128431935
>>128431871
Thank you for the cliquespam.
Anonymous No.128431967 [Report] >>128431974
>>128431842
Correct.
Anonymous No.128431974 [Report] >>128431985
>>128431967
You're correct, you fucking guy.
Anonymous No.128431985 [Report]
>>128431974
Correct.
Anonymous No.128431997 [Report] >>128432007
This is fucking dreadful, probably the worst of today's blasts.
Anonymous No.128432007 [Report] >>128432042
>>128431997
Music wise or production? It was a demo that got released years later as a full length
Anonymous No.128432042 [Report] >>128432059
>>128432007
Both. Also you seemed to have implied like they wrote better albums so I checked out pic related and its also unlistenable. War shital production makes everything so weak, and the music is just paralLEL fifth tripe. Even the vocals are shite. Only Beherit sucks worse than this.
Anonymous No.128432059 [Report] >>128432131
>>128432042
Both of those are widely influential and respected. Have you heard the Teitanblood demos? It's basically demoncy
Anonymous No.128432131 [Report]
>>128432059
>the Teitanblood demos
Yeah they sucked pretty bad, NSK sounds like a joke and the songs have no structure. Although I will say at least they have lots of dive bombs and noisy leads unlike Demoncy, who just have flavorless paralLEL fifths with nothing else. Demoncy is like if you made war shital without the literal only good part of war shital (dive bombs, KK solos, and pick slides).
Anonymous No.128432137 [Report] >>128432373
>>128431109
Anonymous No.128432336 [Report] >>128432372 >>128432401
Yeah honestly Demoncy is going into the folder of the other worst shite to have plagued my ears in metal. I mean who the fuck wants war shital without the pick scrapes and dive bombs? Its just one senseless shit sandwhich start to finish, you can't even tell when a song has changed or not, or what part of what song you are in, because usually at least war shital pretends to have some sort of "climax" using their slayer solos in the middle of their power chord diarrhea.

Literal Grindrcore travesties are more enjoyable than Demoncy, although honestly I can barely tell the difference between them beyond Grindrcore have better production.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTgFvOlBLJ8
Anonymous No.128432372 [Report] >>128432385
>>128432336
Just another tourismo momento for you
Anonymous No.128432373 [Report] >>128432446
>>128432137
>she is... le trans!!!
Waiting for this meme to die off already tbqh
Anonymous No.128432385 [Report]
>>128432372
>my paralLEL fifths over blasts are different than his paralLEL fifths over blasts because uh... le production
About as real and valid as NSBM and RABM being real genres.
Anonymous No.128432401 [Report] >>128432497
>>128432336
I think they're another Pozzak psyop. Maybe because it's auditory nihilism l e l
Anonymous No.128432446 [Report]
>>128432373
We call them 'failed men' here.
Anonymous No.128432497 [Report]
>>128432401
>it's auditory nihilism l e l
Top kek, I mean he wouldn't be wrong. These guys another Pozzak special?
>rendered through these carefully structured phrases, producing a sense of spatial dynamic not found outside classical and metal
JEJ, this fucking guy man, of all the things to say about Demoncy, "spatial dynamic" is probably the furthest possible two word combo I would use for this endless sea of monotonous static noise shitting out of my headphones when I press play on it.
Anonymous No.128432536 [Report] >>128432565
providing a seething cover of powerchords to spell out dominate melody through rhythm and counterpoint modal resolution iterating structure
>providing a seething cover of powerchords of counterpoint modal resolution iterating structure
>powerchords counterpoint modal resolution iterating structure
Does Pozzak literally understand even a single musical term he uses? This shit has me in stitches sometimes when I read the garbage on Anus.
Anonymous No.128432565 [Report]
>>128432536
Rent-free. Also why did you bring his name up and then reply to yourself?
Anonymous No.128432588 [Report] >>128432601 >>128432623
>>128421642 (OP)
>that album art
Why do people enjoy this kind of thing? Seriously, what’s the benefit of showcasing mutilated babies? Is it daddy issues?
Anonymous No.128432596 [Report]
Hessian > Hectorian
Anonymous No.128432601 [Report]
>>128432588
fuck off pussy
Anonymous No.128432623 [Report]
>>128432588
We don't typically. You see, we have a simp here who is always starting the thread with e-girl and instagram thot pics, and this is a suitable reaction to that.
Anonymous No.128432638 [Report]
>As a loud recording with plenty of variation in its dynamic output
>as a loud record
>plenty of variation in its dynamic output

>Encompassing in texture and loudness the conflict of finding order in these songs
>in loudness the conflict of finding order in these songs


The simultaneous admittance that its nothing but one loud fart start to finish with zero coherence, but also trying to suggest it actually dynamics or order at the same time, its like having someone give you directions by pointing in two opposite directions.

This is among the finest of Pozzakian reviews I've gotten to read, last time he gave me such a comedy show was the whole Leitmotif thing.
Anonymous No.128432689 [Report] >>128432711 >>128432746 >>128433662
>Hector gets snubbed by Prozak
>seethes about it for over a year
you've either been banned for being annoying or flat out ignored by every legitimate metal community you try to access
you are a retarded outcast among retarded outcasts
Anonymous No.128432711 [Report] >>128432756 >>128432773
>>128432689
Love the Pozzakian drone narrative swap, before it was "oh Hector you are too scared to debate our lord Pozzak" and then when I go there it turns out le epic "master debate lord troll" is just sitting in his hugbox when he denies any posts that open the flood gates on the reality of his lack of knowledge.

Reminder 2 (two) posts is all it took to mindbreak him.
Anonymous No.128432741 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128432746 [Report]
>>128432689
>ignored
>replying
Anonymous No.128432756 [Report] >>128432783 >>128432794
>>128432711
All this does really is showcase why you get banned everywhere you go. Your posts on the qrixkuor shoutbox are hilarious because your inner 4chan is bubbling underneath and you're trying hard to keep it contained KEK
Anonymous No.128432769 [Report] >>128432948
Anyone got some powerchordal skeletal renderings of abstract concept with counterpoint modal resolution iterating structure? Need some metal for the feel, and easy on the slave morality, ok????
Anonymous No.128432773 [Report] >>128432794
>>128432711
>Hector trying to quote text on an actual forum by greentexting instead of using <>
an ignorant lolcow to the end
Anonymous No.128432783 [Report]
>>128432756
Why do you spend your time here making constant off-topic posts? No one is interested.
Anonymous No.128432794 [Report] >>128432806
>>128432756
>Ehrm lets just forget about how we all demanded you go debate with our master troll lord Pozzak, please stop talking about it!
Nah, lets just be real here, Pozzak is a sad bald faggot who wrote complete nonsense that you and the other baIdcucks fell for hard. Probably why you're so angry all the time, I'm just a constant reminded of the fact that atop is the same inside for you poor Iasses.

>>128432773
>low iq mongrel doesn't even realize meme arrows are from ages before 4cuck.org
Maybe if you spent some more time with the clique on IRC you would have known that, the irony of being an ignorant tard while calling others that is probably lost on you.
Anonymous No.128432806 [Report] >>128432817
>>128432794
You weren't even old enough to know about IRC or Usenet in their prime
Anonymous No.128432815 [Report]
>>128421642 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxkWTm8Nyh4
Anonymous No.128432817 [Report] >>128432842
>>128432806
>You weren't even old enough to know about IRC or Usenet in their prime
And you were? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.128432842 [Report] >>128432933
>he still thinks they were from IRC despite never having used IRC
>>128432817
Classic hectorian deflection
Anonymous No.128432869 [Report]
>>128421642 (OP)
This is pretty sick but the Spongebob vocals kinda ruin it
Anonymous No.128432933 [Report] >>128432954
>>128432842
>No don't make me defend, I only want to attack, attack, attack!
KWAB
Anonymous No.128432948 [Report]
Still waiting for my Pozzakian metal request to be fulfilled. >>128432769
Anonymous No.128432954 [Report] >>128432961
>>128432933
Damn, I forgot all about Attack Attack!
>released an album this year
beyond grim
Anonymous No.128432961 [Report] >>128432974
>>128432954
Sorry I reminded you of your homosexuality, I'm praying you become straight again soon.
Anonymous No.128432974 [Report] >>128432999
>>128432961
traps are NOT gay
Anonymous No.128432999 [Report] >>128433012 >>128433020 >>128433199
>>128432974
Incorrect, only liking real women like Timberly is straight.
Anonymous No.128433012 [Report]
>>128432999
he's super straight tho
Anonymous No.128433020 [Report]
>>128432999
Checked and Correct.
Anonymous No.128433164 [Report]
I miss this techy deathcore style
Anonymous No.128433199 [Report]
>>128432999
kill yourself, homo
Anonymous No.128433662 [Report] >>128433729
>>128432689
Lmao why is he still rattled
Anonymous No.128433729 [Report] >>128433737 >>128434035
>>128433662
how come the art hoe in the middle isn't doodlemaxxed
Anonymous No.128433737 [Report]
>>128433729
she's a poser
Anonymous No.128433745 [Report] >>128433778
Thoughts, metalsisters?
Anonymous No.128433749 [Report] >>128433767 >>128433786 >>128433851 >>128433906
ayy lmao metal again?
Anonymous No.128433767 [Report]
>>128433749
>Like you have never seen before
No shit?
Anonymous No.128433778 [Report]
>>128433745
troll post obviously
it's you
Anonymous No.128433786 [Report]
>>128433749
I will fuck all their females
Anonymous No.128433851 [Report]
>>128433749
They're already fucking with the Sun to wipe us out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vVyPBUujOg&list=RD3vVyPBUujOg&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.128433906 [Report]
>>128433749
good schizo tweet
Anonymous No.128433977 [Report] >>128433999
I just roke up.
Anonymous No.128433999 [Report] >>128434017
>>128433977
me too
Anonymous No.128434007 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128434017 [Report] >>128434046
>>128433999
Did I ask?
Anonymous No.128434030 [Report] >>128434054
>>128421642 (OP)
>Better than your favorite modern metal band
Anonymous No.128434035 [Report]
>>128433729
She's very high IQ (real)
Anonymous No.128434046 [Report] >>128434084
>>128434017
mean
Anonymous No.128434054 [Report]
>>128434030
when did Zelensky join
Anonymous No.128434084 [Report] >>128434090
>>128434046
Sorry, I just roke up
Anonymous No.128434090 [Report] >>128434110
>>128434084
guess you woke up very rude
Anonymous No.128434110 [Report] >>128434165
>>128434090
Yes because there were no cats posted this entire threat
Anonymous No.128434118 [Report] >>128434153
>>128431871
because they are sincere and genuine people
Anonymous No.128434123 [Report] >>128434134
hopefully one of you is defending against a simp thread
Anonymous No.128434134 [Report] >>128434145
>>128434123
>>128421989
Anonymous No.128434145 [Report] >>128434155
>>128434134
even by your standards, what's wrong with their faces?
Anonymous No.128434146 [Report]
>>128421717
Anonymous No.128434153 [Report]
>>128434118
genuine assholes but genuine btw
Anonymous No.128434155 [Report]
>>128434145
The one on the right looks fine
Anonymous No.128434165 [Report]
>>128434110
you miss the cats when they’re gone
Anonymous No.128434175 [Report]
>>128434170
>>128434170
>>128434170
Anonymous No.128434185 [Report]
>>128421717
now I play it sometimes before sleeping https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVOWnojv_jQ&t=996s&pp=ygUMU1VOTiBPIGFsYnVt
i don’t even know what genre it is though
Anonymous No.128434235 [Report]
Anonymous No.128434275 [Report]
Simp edition
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