Thread 28449907

Has your car ever been complimented by girls? Have you got some vaguar inside of it? You're not a true /o/fag without having sex in the whip.

>>28449907 (OP)
I got a random compliment from a very cute girl on my trugg at the grocery store. I don’t talk to girls

quite often, but it’s a classic. doubt i’d get the same attention in some lease bait german

>>28449907 (OP)
Every single car I've owned has been complimented by women I know. Or they've said that they miss one specifically after getting rid of them. But my only cars that have received compliments from random women are my GREEEN E39 530i and BLUEEE E92 335i. doubt I'd get the same attention in some old hunk have junk murican car unless it was an Avanti, C5, or C6 Z06
I don't fuck with no old hoes, only new hoes

>>28449971
Oh, my friend's mom who I only met o ce said "nice car" about one, and when I said thanks she said "REALLY nice car!"
Too bad she's married
Don't know if I consider her a random woman thoughever

>>28449971
“new hoes” like old american classics, what kind of low class harlots are you going for? i have a red C3 and get quite a bit of attention from zoomettes. any car that isn’t some modern slop will appeal to them in novelty alone, never mind the fact that Gen Z is having some sort of retro wave right now and appreciate it them on that aspect. heck I even had a black POS C4 and still pulled with it.

Classmates I have driven home and some co workers have complimented how clean my interior is. Some have even mentioned how lucky the girl that would take me would be, I think I should be offended by this.
The car is a dark green E90 with a beige leather interior that I do keep religiously clean

>>28450027
>Some have even mentioned how lucky the girl that would take me would be, I think I should be offended by this.

You should be offended by that.
When a women says something along the line of "you'll make someone happy one day"
That means: "I think you are ugly and weird and no one will ever love you"
It's brutal, but that's legit what they are thinking.
I don't even think they realize it.
It's a subconscious thing

>>28450027
>complimented how clean my interior is
Reminds me that the average person's car interior is fuckin gross and that taking the time to detail your interior yourself isn't common

>>28450027
>I think I should be offended by this.
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks like this.

>>28449907 (OP)
Yes but I don't think I can get any in my Mrs tho. GF is pretty small though so maybe.

>>28449971
Women that recognize your car as just a status symbol don't count. They were complimenting what they imagine is your ability to pay for them. If they actually knew cars they'd know BMW stands for broke manlet wasp.

>>28449984
Kek I just think that's a funny line. I mostly don't even like cars made after ~2016. C3s are gorgeous although I prefer the C1 if we're just talking looks. And my literal zoomer neighbor (i think he's like 23 or 24 now) picked up a black or indigenous junkyard C4 of color to fix up. It sounds badass

>>28450027
>dark green E90 with beige leather
Incredibly "based" if it's an LCI E90, to use the parlance of our times

>>28450139
>I don't think I can get any in my Mrs
Is she too fat?

I like my stock LGT because it's kind of a like a low-key band shirt. It looks like any other Accord or Camry so it weeds out women and "car guys." I have parking lot conversations with older dudes about it every now and then.

>>28450141
The car I paid the least for gets the most compliments thoughbeit. And the only random woman compliment the E92 has gotten was "cool car," which she literally said twice about the E92, but also said the exact same phrase about the E39. Yes, she complimented my cars thrice. Pretry sure she just wanted to get "dicked down" or "bang" or what have you
>>28450147
Mostly.
That's my E39 in the background by the way

>>28450111
>no one will ever love you
I dont think they actually think that part
I would interpret the whole phrase as "I think you are ugly and I dont like you but maybe some 30yo+ will one day(when you have provider value)"

>>28450152
>LCI
>he prefers his UDM without steering feel
>he wants carbon buildup instead
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>>28450152
its pre LCI
It was the more affordable option due to being older you see
I like it more too

>>28449907 (OP)
I used to have a done up '69 econoline van. Zoomer girls loved that shit, got laid in it.
Girls do not give a fuck about the chevette I'm fixing up but then again most people don't.

>>28450192
When a women says that, she doesn't think you have Value.
Women hold their own standards above all else.
So a girl will think no other wowan would ever disagree with her judgement.
It's brutal, but life.

I got a stable GF and brought her to a Thanksgiving once.
My family was asking her if I hired her
Or threatened her into being there.
They viewed me with no value, so when a girl did like me my family could not accept it.
That's the female psychology.
It's fucked.

>>28450205
>LCI
>335i E9xs ONLY come with hydraulic steering
>getting a non 335i E9x

>>28450212
Oh they have that ugly mustache. Good color combination though

Plenty of times, though not my current one. And yes.

>>28450220
So because your family is shit you project that onto every other woman. Very sane.

>>28449907 (OP)
My Ex liked my cars because they had flippy-headlights at the time. Older Women ( like 60+) like my Cedric. More women talk to me about my car than men my age.

>>28450354
The only thing that's shit is your reading comprehension anon.

>>28449907 (OP)
Yeah. I picked up a girl in my SRT 392 and when she walked up she kissed me and said "Nice car." As I was pulling away from the house with her I revved out 1st gear to make sure her cuck boyfriend heard. Took her for drinks and creampied her. He ate my cum out of her pussy after I dropped her back off.

>>28450219
>a done up '69 econoline van
Cool. Got any pics?

>>28450154
She 4'11, IM 6'4. So only with the rag down.

>>28450192
Heh. My bitch ex said that to me. Now she's a seething roasty while I'm with a young qt.

No, not that I can recall.

>>28449907 (OP)
>Has your car ever been complimented by girls?
Yes
>Have you got some vaguar inside of it?
No, car sex is incredibly unappealing to me.

This thread had taken a kinda brvtal turn that had some good food for tought

A girl said "nice classic" to my 2000 B3000 but that was it.

>girl screams "THAT BITCH SEXY" at my v6 challenger in the middle of traffic
>she's driving an altima with more bumper stickers than paint

>>28452342
>v6
>not v8
she wasn't talking to you lmao

>>28450027
>>28450132
>also received "wow anon your car is really clean"
Aforementioned "clean" car:
>had not been vacuumed in 6 months
>had not been washed in 12 months
>was merely not a dumpster overflowing with fetid garbage
I give up.

Sometimes when I am going to or leaving a parking lot or getting gasoline. A surprising amount of black women compliment my car, but also a few cute young blondies here and there. My girlfriend is the one girl I know that does not like it. I enjoy seeing her jump in and out every time we go anywhere. She is a short girl.

>>28449920
>I got a random compliment from a very cute girl on my trugg at the grocery store. I don’t talk to girls
So you just walked away as soon as the last word came out?

>>28452359
no she was DEFINITELY talking to me because she leaned over her cabin, opened her window and shouted while looking at me
also there was a S195 mk1 behind her who gave me a little v8 huff of dismissal

the v8sissy seethe is real but bitches ain't care, that bitch SEXY

I drove a Volvo V60 to school one day and one of my classmates (a girl) told me my ride was solid and I said "Thanks, but it's my mom's." She just nodded her head and walked back to her friends. Shit was cash, mane.

>>28450589
>American car owner
>weird cuck fantasies

>>28452962
It goes together like peanut butter and jelly.

>>28449907 (OP)
I found out pretty much any girl that looks like a trashy slut will suck dick in a decent enough looking guy's car for $100 and I've been exploiting this hack like crazy. Good thing spit is easy to wipe off of leather seats or I'd have ruined them. Had a nursing student with DDD titties suck me off in a parking lot today and it was pretty good, I'd rate her a B+ but the angle was weird. She agreed to meet at my place whenever I want because my car was too small to fuck a girl that voluptuous in.

>>28452955
>nice truck
>uhh.. uhh... y-y-you t-t-too *runs*

>>28449907 (OP)
no i drive a 2017 mazda 3 incelmobile with minor hail damage. also im 36 years old, slightly balding, and 40 pounds overweight.

>>28452962
>fantasy
lol

>>28450778
I don't want to get doxxed so here's an old pic from before it was finished.

>>28453116
That's a man.

>>28453122
lol nope

>>28449907 (OP)
I get bitches because I'm a midget. (I'm 4'5 for burgers, 135 for the rest of the world.) And also my Twingo is very cute.

>>28449907 (OP)
My sister likes my car.
That's about it.

>>28453120
Nice. I bet it looked sweet.

>>28449907 (OP)
gross what if you cum in her vajayjay and then she farts it out all over your leather interior what happens then followed by her 'period'

>>28453312
Leather is easy to clean. It just wipes off. Alternatively you can have your cuck lick it up like the other anon does.

>>28453116
Gay.

>>28452955
Pretty much, just smiled and said thank you very much.

>>28454076
Girls are pretty gay tbqhwy

>>28452960
>sorry, its not for sale

> You're not a true /o/fag
Spoken like a true tourist.

>>28453104
Lol how are these negotiations done?

>>28454370
Bestest James Bond ever.

>They're making the frogs gay!!
More meatflaps for me.

>>28456867
Mmm, meatflaps.