I used to put my ferret in a large mailbox I had in my room, blow him a fat bong rip, and then close the door and let him clam bake. When he had enough he'd flop the door open and just sit there all chink eyed being the calmest he'd ever been in his life.

Little fucker loved it. Anytime I'd get the bong out he'd run into his mailbox and just stare at me till it was his turn in the rotation.

>>718746652
Haha, fuck this woke asshole

>>938344988
Those sound like good choices.
Don't get me wrong; I could eat it weekly, but I know I shouldn't, and plus I do like it being special on my birthday. Like ham for Christmas; I love ham, but save it for the holidays.

>>64090972
Embarrassing range story time?
>slap-happy from total sleep deprivation
>shooting HK CC9
>REALLY gripping it and mag dumping at 10 yards for laughs
>decent groups
>MAG CHANGE TIME
>mag goes flying across the range horizontally
>have to use the sweeper to yank it back from down range like 5 lanes down

Didn't die of embarrassment, and me and the RO officer laughed about it
But man did I look like a jackass lol

>>717263430
The game is great. Hope they make more 2D NG games

>>509962041
not my problem

As punishment for Piratesoftware's crimes, I will be driving ferrets to extinction. If you'd like to share your thoughts with ferrets everywhere one last time, do so now.

>>712926387
God I can’t wait to go fight and die for Israel! Thank God I’m glad it didn’t matter who I voted for since voting Democrat would just continue to destroy my country internally while voting Republican ensured a bunch of new, fresh white boys would join the military to feed into the meat grinder so we can attack on of Israel’s major enemies in the region so they can displace them and send them all to Europe and America to replace all the white boys that died! Where do I sign up!?

>girl screams "THAT BITCH SEXY" at my v6 challenger in the middle of traffic
>she's driving an altima with more bumper stickers than paint

>>28439496
hey me too!