>HEYYYYY young fella! we heard you like videogames... WELL WE LIKE 'EM TOO!
>Did you know you get a FREE switch 2 for enlisting before July? No?
>Well hop in, then! just a quick sign there and, guess what, WE ALSO PAY YOU! 40k$ bonus ready for our young patriots! You could almost afford mario kart with that!

We should settle our wars through beetle fights

HOORAH! TEN FOUR! LETS DO THIS MARINES! WOOO YEA PLEASE YELL AT ME MORE DRILL SERGEANT! WHILE YOU WERE AT HOME ON YOUR COMPUTER, I WAS BUILDING STRENGTH FOR NOW AND STRENGTH FOR LATER. GO ARMY!

>>712926532
he had no chance. his build, completely countered

>>712926387 (OP)
>he saved the thumbnail

Nice one tardo.

If any of you amerimutts dont want to die or get arrested for draft dodging, sign up to be an admin worker. You’ll be in the office while infantrytards die by the dozen

>>712926532
>>712926660
Sometimes you just get hard-countered, nothing you can do about it

>>712926828
RULES OF NATURE

>>712926387 (OP)
Wait a minute.... I see what you're doing...
Didn't Iran and Israel just pop off? No thanks, sir. I don't want to be shipped off to die for Israel just so I can play Mario Party for 3 months.

>>712926387 (OP)
HELL YESSSSSSSSS! DYING FOR SAVING THIS SHIT COUNTRY WITH SHIT HEALTH CARE MASS SHOOTINGS EVERYDAY AND FAT PEOPLE!!!!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!

>>712927127
Without us fighting for America, Corporate profits might go down 15%. Show some respect and honor your veterans.

>>712927127
your death is a risk our stakeholders are willing to take

>>712926387 (OP)
I don't remember dying for Israel being a Call of Duty mission

>>712926387 (OP)
Imagine making things up to get mad about

>>712926387 (OP)
Donald Draftdodger Trump

>>712927127
>THIS SHIT COUNTRY
>he doesn't know

hahahaahaha no more video games for you burgers

>>712927727
WHAT THE FUCK I'M ENLISTING AT SUPERSONIC SPEED

>>712926387 (OP)
A military jet flew by my house today, I realized if that fucker wanted me dead, there would be nothing I could do about it...
Fuck going to war.

>>712926532
>str vs dex

>>712927365
Even CoD devs with their hidden propaganda can't tolerate isreal

>>712927727
military funding

>>712926387 (OP)
Go die for Isreal you cucks

>>712927857
Just get a MANPADS bro.

>>712926387 (OP)
Not dying for Israel. Today or any day.

>>712927967

>>712928125
Would

Are you ready anon? HIT IT BERG!
>TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ TUNZ COMPLETE GE-GE-GE-GENOCIDE! WHITES DYING FOR WAR!

The United States Armed Forces is the largest terrorist organization in the world.

>>712928125
>ban trans from military
>uses tranime to recruit

>>712926828
Cool

So they MKULTRA'd Trump somehow right
Same thing they did to Obama

>>712928125
Is this some westaboo neighborhood in Japan or something?

>>712926387 (OP)
Cool! At what level do I unlock the "Frag your CO while he's sleeping" ability?"

Look up Haley Lujan if you want to see how low the military will go to recruit Gen Z

I wish we would reinstall mandatory military service.
Juste en France, les ameriniens peuvent aller se faire foutre
Everybody that did it loved it and the president is massive turbocunt because he didn't get discipline and patriotism beaten into him.

>>712928613
He found out who really runs things

>>712926387 (OP)
I was in the army for 8 years and I hope all zoomers get drafted to die for israel

>>712928613
MK-ultra
Amerigroid conservatives worship Israel, always have. Also, good portion of them are actual unironic heeb supremacists. There's a saying: behind every successful american is an ambitious jew.

>>712928613
Not brainwashing so much as first they campaign on no wars. Then when they get elected, they get briefed and learn just how much American society depends on bombing brown people and taking their resources, and decide they'd rather keep the status quo than find an impossible alternative.

>>712929007
Agreed, you should've died in your service too

>there are browns in euroland that think this war wont affect them
ww3 baby you'll be dragged in

>>712927727
You'd think the military could afford a woman that actually looks like a woman.

>>712928645
its san francisco. that pic was like 2-3 years ago

>>712926716
just say you're trans, they're not allowed to join anymore

>>712929007
If this isn't a LARP, is the Army/military as fucking dogshit as vets say it is?
>stand around doing nothing
>everyone is incompetent
>dogshit working hours and schedules
>barely any pay unless you're officer tier

>>712929152
They just sell random US license plates in San Francisco?

>>712929163
It all depends on your job. I worked at an office during my service. Military life is pretty easy as long as you dont sign up for a combat job. I remember waking up early in the morning for breakfast and the machine gunners were already hiking with like 100lbs of shit on their backs

>>712929145
France wasn't retarded enough to get dragged into Israels pointless wars last time, I don't see them falling for it this time either

>>712926532
we'd have gigantic bio-engineered beetles within a year

>>712929163
I went through bootcamp, and can confirm it was the biggest mistake of my life
>Wake up at 4 am so some divorced alcoholic can yell at you
>Eat shit food every meal
>Get paid slave wages the whole time
If you get drafted, you're better off in federal prison. I'll serve crack before I serve this country

>>712928403
Call me when they genetically engineer nine tailed fox waifus with massive tits and I may just sign up

I wouldn't mind americans jingoing for Israel much if they actually supported Ukraine against the orcs, but they don't. They actively want Europe to fail against Russia. The MAGA trash love russians and jews more than their friends or even own country.

>>712926387 (OP)
I remember when Halo 3 had completely shameless Army ads on 360's dashboard. It was weird.

>>712929163
yep

t. retired 12R

>>712929271
no. that’s a souvenir, you silly willy

>>712928613
>So they MKULTRA'd Trump somehow right
No, you're just realizing Trump has always been this way and the only thing stopping him last time is that he had a cabinet of people who would tell him no and a fear that he'd lose support of the non-neocon segment of his voter base.

>>712926532
>>712926828

>>712926387 (OP)
You kid but there's a LITERAL recruitment general on /k/. Grim

>>712929301
Makes sense. I had a phase where I thought about it but I realized I'd probably be chewed up and spat out at basic.
>>712929370
>>712929427
Thanks for the insight, glad I just went to college then lmao. I got some mediocre wagie job with some days remote, now I can just shitpost and masturbate and get paid for it.

>>712928613

>americans will unironically die for israel
it's finally happening

Apparently you can get banned for calling for the assassination of the US president. Even if he's a blackmailed pedo warmonger. Not that I would ever do that.

>>712929476
I know someone who is becoming an officer. Will he be ok?
>I will never fight/die for Israel, just asking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCP3LZoxABs

>>712929417
If EU (29 countries) can't resist Russia (1 country), why do they deserve help?

>>712927727
I'd die in Ukraine for Misato ngl

>>712928613
>Coping this hard
Why do you think they call him Zion Don? He was the biggest pro-Israel president we ever had during his first term. Goddamn, you people really have the memory of a goldfish

>>712928403
Stop posting on an anime imageboard you cocksucking poltard

>>712929163
this guy is a pussy btw: >>712929370
but, if you’re a pussy too, dont join the military. the military is basically a strict civilian job that allows you to yell/talk shit at your fellow coworkers

>>712929598
Israel doesn't care about Ukraine, so mutts aren't going to be dying there

>>712929468
Me with your mom

>>712929543
>americans will unironically die for israel
this shit is basically already over
just finishing up whats rest of iran's missiles and drones and I promise you this will be over by the end of the week

>>712929676
>implying
Ukraine is the back up Israel.

>>712929558
you will also be imprisoned if you criticize israel, and people who criticize israel will be denied entry into the united states

we are literally an occupied country

>>712929468
>pump and dump

>>712929468

>>712929468

>>712929543
I really wish all polfags killed themselves so I don't have to keep reading you subhuman trash being wrong every other day. Just shut the fuck up.

The MAGA cope is just embarrassing at this point. btw, the "mass deportations" are a complete nothingburger overhyped by libtard media.

>>712928613
that happens before they're allowed to be influential. he's always been MK Ultra'd, long before his presidential campaigns and even fame.

>>712929370
What happened, your parents sent you to a fat camp and you think that's comparable to the military or you got discharged after boot for being a shit bag?

>>712929671
You can talk shit all you want in construction and make 10 times more money than you would in the military
I smoke weed with my buddies after work, sleep in when I want, and don't have to constantly deal with some retard who thinks he's better than me and will stab me in the back

>>712929594
Europe isn't a monolith. USA was the one that wanted Ukraine to give up its nukes. Part of that agreement was the promise to aid Ukraine if their national sovereignty is threatened by Russia. I do agree that Europe should do more, but the far-rightoid filth (often backed by same forces that give MAGA their marching orders; GRU, Heritage Foundation, Davos elite) are throwing every wrench in attempts to unify European defense.

>>712929705
>we will be greeted as liberators

>>712929797
>he doesn't know
US is going to invade Iran in the next 72 hours. This whole shitshow is just a pretense for an invasion.

>>712929816
NTA, but you need to calm down goy.
Not everyone wants to sacrifice half a decade for israel.

>>712929906
Shut the fuck up, NIGGER.

>>712929774
kek

>Normiesphere is absolutely chock full of people dunking on America and speaking openly about how Jews control them
The great awakening is here. Preheat the ovens.

>>712926387 (OP)
Sounds good. It’s not like we’re in the middle of a war or anything.

>>712929803
People complaining about MAGA also conveniently offer no useful alternative besides more of the same status quo or total balkanization of the US.

>>712929906
>US is going to invade Iran in the next 72 hours.
Nothing ever happens.

>being raided by fags who unironically save thumbnails
grim

NOTHING

EVER

HAPPENS

GO BACK PLAYING VIDEOGAMES

>>712929816
Said we should blanket party the worst guy in our platoon and they discharged me for it. Had to wait an extra 3 months before all my paperwork was done, so I was stuck there.
Now Im a military contractor and make more money than an O3, but I get to do whatever the fuck I want.

>>712929870
>I do agree that Europe should do more
We've given more aid to the Ukies than America has with a shittier economy and a lagging defense industry.

>>712930000
QUADS CONFIRM.
NOTHING BURGER CONFIRMED.

>>712930000
Checked.

>>712929870
>Europe isn't a monolith
Good. So your thesis about "Europe" failing means nothing at all then. Ukraine can die and non-monolithic Europe will mostly just not give a fuck. Some EU bureau rats will seethe and that's about it.

>>712930057
>We've given more aid to the Ukies
Yeah.
Why?

>>712929803
Fun fact: Biden actually deported more illegals than Trump! The more you know.

>>712929969
>be me, awake American
>actual goyim slave
>will never own my own home, always one medical emegency away from death/bankruptcy
>whole world hates us because of israel
>now i might have to die for israel
>and if I criticize the tribe I am locked away...or worse.

What do?
I just want to vidya

Why doesn't ICE just raid more Home Depots for fodder to send for Israels war?

>>712926828
>STOP THAT BLADE

>>712930000
CHUDS SISSIES!!! WE DONT HAVE TO DIE FOR ISRAEL ANYMORE!!!!

>>712926532
Israel on the left, any middle eastern country on the right.

>>712926692
well he's a recruiter after all

>>712929998
>leftoids
>offering useful alternatives
They're just good as a social bomb to disintegrate a nation by bitching and whining about muh capatalism.

>>712929705
>JUST 2 MORE WEEKS BRO

>>712930000
happeningfags btfo for all time (again)

>mfw I smell a jew in a 100km radius

>>712926828
That bug fought with the spirit of an Aryan man.

>>712929797
>subhuman trash being wrong every other day
This. The moment pol says that ww3 was avoided and that isreal cares about human lives i will start hoarding canned food for my secret bunker in the mountains

>>712929468
Did she died?

>>712930178
Israel is nothing without their america golem

>>712929998
Well, your cult leader has always been a Zionist cocksucker. The fact you guys are surprised by this blows my mind.

>>712929969
The funniest part is the fact that all those retarded thirdies and yuropoors depend on America in one way or another. Why else did NATO start crying and bitching when Trump told Ukraine to fuck off? You’re still being ruled by (((them))) by proxy.

>>712930057
I would hope so. It's your backyard. Still the fact is Europe has been slow rolling mobilization. Actually you lot were content to just keep to the status quo, only beginning your ReArm thing after being scolded by the Americans, or as Eurocrats see it, "betrayed."

>>712929468
>>712929774
laughed out loud, mother nature takes wicked comedic turns sometimes

>>712926716
I kinda wanted to work on a submarine cause I knew they got a shit ton of vacation time
>Go to join navy in early 20s
>Do good on pre-asvab
>Recruiter and his boss wants me to lie about a lasik surgery I had
>"lol no"

Ya, thats how I want to start of my career. In hindisight I'm glad I didn't join because the horror stories I heard from coworkers.

OOOO ANON WE KNOW YOU PLAYED COD AT A COLLEGE PARTY ONE TIMEEEE. IT'S TIME TO FIGHT THE NEWEST COUNTRY WITH WMDSSSS

>>712930204
4 days in and Iran is already on the ropes... WITHOUT the US participating.
What does Iran have left to counter with?

>>712928125
man... would fucking buy.

itt: brownoid as far as the eye can see

>>712927727
>>712928125
But people will still go on to say anime isnt as mainstream and layman friendly as capeshit or sportsball

I guess im just annoyed that people still treat it like its a zany niche that is like
>haha those stupid normies are looking at my waifu pillow reeeeeee amirite XD they totally won't understand how funny and deep K-on is
Especially when some people try to wear it as a tool for subverting expectations to make themselves look more nuanced. Like these pictures
>Hah! You totally didnt expect us to actually like anime cause we are machismo and outgoing but see how relatable I am? I'm just as free thinking and open minded as you!

>>712926387 (OP)
They don't want weak men like you.

>>712930610
>fell for jewish tricks again

>>712926387 (OP)
God I can’t wait to go fight and die for Israel! Thank God I’m glad it didn’t matter who I voted for since voting Democrat would just continue to destroy my country internally while voting Republican ensured a bunch of new, fresh white boys would join the military to feed into the meat grinder so we can attack on of Israel’s major enemies in the region so they can displace them and send them all to Europe and America to replace all the white boys that died! Where do I sign up!?

>>712930354
unlikely, bugs fall from tree branches all the time and survive just fine, exoskeletons are pretty great at taking impacts

>just turned 26
Im safe from the draft... r-right bros? Surely they wont decide to raise the age by 10 years because fuck everyone right?

>>712926532
God I hate bugs, fuck the ecology I'd nuke em all

>>712930392
Good thing we'll have their back for the next 10,000 years, unconditionally.

>>712930565
>WITHOUT the US participating
US has always been participating. Whose taxpayer dollars do you think went toward bombing the Iranian cities?

>EUfags acting smug
umm you guys know what NATO is right? Pack a desert camo, you're going on a trip just like you did with Iraq.

Fuck off its ours

>>712930565
>Had Americans help plan the attack
>Used American weapons
>But still somehow not being supported by America
Trump has already called this "our war" btw

I don't get it. We got everything we wanted in Iran but we did nothing?

>>712930565
>What does Iran have left to counter with?
A shitload of weapons? Iran is a big country with a ton of weapons anon. You've been misinformed by IDF if you think this will be as easy as Iraq.

>>712930610
Exactly. I'm proud to be a purebred WHITE man that came from an accomplished military family. None of you will understand the responsibility, the respect and the sacrifice my family has made. Semper fi, motherfuckers.

>>712930998
>easy as Iraq
America lost in Iraq however, just like it lost in Afghanistan

>vote democrat die for israel
>vote republican die for israel
How do we solve it?

>>712926387 (OP)
So I get a Switch 2 and get to help out Israel? Sign me up!

>>712926716
I genuinely want the goverment to arm me and point out who is important to enough to make orders.
They can't comprehend how tactically suicidal trying to draft psychotic retards like me is.

>>712931016
>w-we sacrificed a lot
Umm ok, thanks for being the biggest suckers in the room, someone has to be

>>712931084
Move to mexico

>>712931078
won both easily

>>712930998
Iran's chain of command is co-opted by Mossad from top to bottom, if you want to talk about people misinformed by Israel.

>nothing
hoping footage of the gay bunker orgies comes out so normalfags hate jews and gay people more

>>712930565
>What does Iran have left to counter with?
Asking rest of the muslim world for help? I'm not privy to latest developments in the region but general problem of battling any muslim country is that they can rally unexpected amount of support on purely theological grounds.

>>712930503
>because the horror stories I heard from coworkers
Yeah, there’s no point in joining the military if you have better options in life. Prob why there’s so many retards here. Too many people join for the wrong reasons

>>712931116
>move to mexico
>they join the world war after

>>712929906
>2 more weeks

>>712931084
Vote third party so you can smugly say your candidate would have changed things if they actually won, which is impossible in the current system

>>712931149
>b-but we're killing generals and stuff
Yeah that's the cope Israelis are going with right now, keep repeating it, fellow independent thinker

>>712929151
They can't even afford 3 meals a day.
The jews have already defeated us.

>>712931084
kill israel

>>712929163
Its actually great pay considering you dont pay money for housing, utilities, health or dental, thereby a majority of your money is free to use. Combined with pay increase for every rank up and time in service, a savings plan to put money into and the gov matches 5%

>>712931163
>I'm not privy to latest developments in the region but general problem of battling any muslim country is that they can rally unexpected amount of support on purely theological grounds.
Then you should probably know that not only is every other Arab country now (with the fall of Syria) 100% owned by Israel but that Sunnis are particularly retarded dogs who would happily side with Jews over Shias even as those same Jews openly bomb them.

>>712931125
>Taliban still runs Afghanistan
>zero WMDs ever found, Iraq hates America more than ever
5 trillion well spent

>>712927857
If you survive the bombing(happens all the time) remember that pilot has to get out of the plane eventually.
Remember that pilot likely has a family.

>>712930905
>you guys know what NATO is right?
Military pact where Israel is not a member?

>>712927817
Heh, nothing personnel.

>>712931312
fuck off recruiter. you forgot to mention the hours you have to work depending on your MOS (your job in the military). it doesn’t add up

>>712931163
Seriously why does living the a desert automatically turn you into an insane violent religious zealot

>>712931212
>world war
Only mutts are stupid enough to die for Israel

reminder

>>712929827
Stop projecting my guy

>>712931163
They didnt do it for the palestinians, why would they do it for Iran?

>>712931324
Pakistan has said they will nuke Israel if Iran gets nuked. That doesn't sound like Israel has control over every country the way you describe it.

>>712931409
>Seriously why does living the a desert automatically turn you into an insane violent religious zealot
Most of America isn't a desert though

>>712931410
And UKoids,
And germoids.
And frenchoids.
And pajeets.

>>712926387 (OP)
imagine dying fighting for the kikes
are you proud of this burgerbros?

I will not die (for israel)

>>712929906
Trumps most egregious personality trait is his spite.
He would never go to war with Iran cause then he would be admitting that Bolton was right and that he made a mistake firing him in his first term (trump never admits mistakes)

So by his ego alone there will be no war

>>712931358
What do you mean america is literally the most important member

>>712931450
Pakistan would literally collapse if the US stopped propping them up, they aren't going to do shit

>>712931340

>>712931472
they are too busy funneling every piece of equipment they have to ukraine

>>712931410
Not that anon but to that I say..

And nobody is stupid to die for Iran either so its not much of a world war

>>712931541
big jew > small jew

>>712931450
Good. Israel and Iran getting glassed is unironically the best-case scenario of this pissing match.

>>712931472
UK has been a US vassal state ever since they were retarded enough to vote brexit, so they may get involved, none of the others are going to be part of the newest Israeli grift

>>712931442
What'd I lie about? My life is better by not having to adhere to the military's rules and I make way more money than I would have if I had stayed in
The military is simply not worth it unless you truly have no other options in life. I would rather die than go back

>>712931409
Heat makes people violent. Same reason arctic countries are the most peaceful on Earth, too cold to bother.

>>712931212
Mexico would stay the fuck away from a world war, unless it directly came knocking at their doors.

>>712931454
Americans arnt screaming praise be to god while blowing up random brown people, they just do it for the fun of it.

>>712931497
Somebody has to beat the sandnigger terrorists back and you can't rely on euro cucks for anything.

>>712926387 (OP)
not dying for israel and fascist natanyahoo, simple as

>>712931628
mexico should invade the usa while it's busy fighting on 3 fronts

>>712931312
Wow! That sounds great! The players are looking forward to doing their country proud!

https://nitter.poast.org/IDF/status/1934778352814153985#m
>like 20 total missles hit israel, some not even powerful enough to level buildings
>GOYS I MEAN GUYS THEY MIGHT DESTROY THE WHOLE WORLD WE NEED YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW

>>712931529
So would Israel
>>712931604
Israel has several US cities listed in the Samson Option. They are a bigger threat to us than Iran

>>712931676
They have been since 1850

>>712931409
almost as if a global power has been systematically oppressing you for decades

>>712927727
>>712928125
>>712930672
it absolutely blew my mind that the other day they aired an for multiple sclerosis medicine ad completely done in anime, it shouldn't be surprising though since a few years prior taco bell aired their own anime commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5LTlzot4o

>>712931643
wow so much terror
are you trembling anon? where did the arab ppl touched you?

>>712926532
lmao get tossed

>>712930779
I think the draft unironically goes up into your 40’s. I served and only have 2 more years inactive reserves before I’m forever clear since you need 8 in total.

>>712931340
Taliban and ISIS are killing each other saving us the ammo
Iraq is doing fine
Osama is dead
The ANA which was a pedophile baachi Bazi rapist shithole is no longer raping little boys as its banned once again by the Taliban

Id say things went pretty good.

>>712931738
sandnigger iq oppressed them

qrd on the war status?

>>712931408
Cuz there is like a 100 of the fucking things with it ranging from infantry doing retarded shit in 100 degree weather to sitting in an air conditioned office doing paperwork, all with the same benefits and shit. Ultimately there isnt a better option for someone fresh out of school that gives the same benefits and a clear road of promotions for 20 yrs, just gotta research what your mos you want actually does. Also forgot to mention they will cover the costs for getting a bachelors degree and cost of living for it up to 10 years after you get out if you only do a 3 yr contract

>>712926532
Melt the wax, Speed King!

>>712931837
We could have spent that money here making our shit better for us

>>712931016
You are a worthless retard and your rotten family is a disgrace to concept of freedom.

>>712930529
McCops
McCops
what you gonna do
when they come for you

>>712931635
>Americans arnt screaming praise be to god while blowing up random brown people
American foreign policy is literally predicated on the idea that Jesus won't come back unless we die for Israel

>>712931791
>for multiple sclerosis medicine
Blows my mind that you can advertise medications on TV in America. Why the fuck would you ask your doctor about a specific med? They tell you what to take.

>>712931016
Im gonna spit on the next homeless vet I see

>>712928403
recruitment posters have always been... somewhat peculiar

>>712931894
But then Dick Cheney wouldn't have made millions exploiting his Haliburton contracts, it's insane how blatantly corrupt the US is, and none of their retard citizens care

>>712931943
>tweet

>>712931613
this. if you wonder why Africoons never discovered the wheel, it’s because there are no native horses there. it’s so hot and miserable that God invented a specific fly subspecies that kills horses

>>712931872
israel won

>>712931738
Then they should work to rid themselves of having no separation between law and religion, if Islam oppresses them so much?

>>712931909
You should be thanking me that you have the right to say that to me instead of getting a boot on your neck for disrespecting the military, like actual dictatorships.

>>712931872
The ass is in the ass.

>>712931409
There are better non-desert environments to make technological progress in. Then those societies outside decide to install false leaders as dictators in the desert which introduces instability as the people rebel to get out from under the oppressors.
Seriously read a history book. Western interference has ensured that the military industry always has business. You think those billion dollar industries just accept their fate and lose shareholder value during peace time?

>>712931608
Its a better option than most have in fact while being difficult to truly fuck up, you personally may not benefit from it but to deny its overrall benefits would be egregious

>>712931825
It goes from 18 to 25, but im pretty sure in WW2 they started drafting people up into their mid 30s so im assuming when shit really hits the fan we're just going to throw every able bodied man to defend isreal

>>712926387 (OP)
Well I'm sold! Time to die for Isr—America!

>>712932030
Im pretty sure I could still call you a useless retard even if we didn't waste 20 years in the desert

>>712931985
You still believe that fake leftist lie?

>>712931825
Its 36 or 35, which is also the age limit for joining

>>712928613
I'll be scared when Trump is pictured with a black eye. WHO KEEPS PUNCHING CELEBRITIES IN THEIR FAT FUCKING FACES?!

>>712932115
millenial gods. we made it

>>712931605
>be abdul
>currently in my home
>really hate Ahmad
>its fucking hot and Im sweaty and its going to keep being hot and sweaty in my house or outside it
>fuck it Im going to kill him
Vs.
>be sven
>really hate Bjorn
>exit my nice warm yurt
>its a blizzard and I have to leave my nice warm yurt to go kill him
>fuck that Im staying comfy

>>712932103
You never leave the house.

>>712932041
It's better to go work in construction. The guy flipping the Slow/Stop sign makes more money than an E5 and can do what he wants in his free time.

>>712931872
Russia and isreal REALLY want to blow up the entire world and for some reason trump wants to absorb canada aside from that nothing ever happens two more weeks etc

>>712932150
>all those zoomers who are going to die for Israel

>>712932103
And you always will be able to, thanks to us.

>>712932181
Im a military contractor that works in construction.
I go to military bases all the time and make way more money than your dumb ass.

the moment the draft is enabled I'm going straight to my local synagogue/mason temple and so should you

there's a higher chance of gutting some high ranked goblin there than in political buildings

>>712932251
sure you are

>>712926532

Bros, sisters, imagine how SPICY :rhcp: the Epstein tapes have to be for every American politician to bend over backwards (with the exception of Massie and fucking Alexandra Occasion Cortex) for jews. It has to be some epic CVNNY galore because you can't buy that kind of loyalty with money alone.

Protect her smile.

>>712932250
Yeah, man. It got real close for a second there during that entire 20 year war. Wasn't sure if my freedom was gonna make it
You fought to protect oil fields, dipshit

>>712931943
Dispensationalists need to be entirely ecluded from politics. Psychotic death cult.

>>712931409
>>712931613


Its actually a phenomenon in Los Angeles called the Santa Anna winds which explains....a lot
>There was a desert wind blowing that night. It was one of those hot dry Santa Anas that come down through the mountain passes and curl your hair and make your nerves jump and your skin itch. On nights like that every booze party ends in a fight. Meek little wives feel the edge of the carving knife and study their husbands' necks. Anything can happen. You can even get a full glass of beer at a cocktail lounge.

>>712932251
How does it feel being a useless parasite?

>>712926387 (OP)
You do know they made a banging shooter a few years ago?

>>712932346
>flyovers when they experience a hot wind once

>>712931987
Anon this sentiment has been expressed by every retarded congressman and president from Hicksville since before the guy who founded Twitter was born. The minute the Republican party started pandering to Evangelicals was the moment they started turning their retarded dispensationalist bullshit into policy.

>>712932427
>a few years ago?
Yeah, 2002.

>>712931872
trump kneled to his masters and will be starting a war because they told him to

>>712932405
I don't know. Im not in the military, I just work for them as a civilian

>>712931409
genetics

>>712931943
I can't imagine actually being this delusional. Is this why so many Christians are pro-Israel? They think there's a Sword of Damocles dangling over their head that'll plunge if they don't serve Israel? Spiritually raped.

>>712927365
To be fair for the entirity of the wars against iraq and Afghanistan a timeframe that spans 2 decades only 7000 service members died and that includes non hostile acts like illness and car accidents. To put that in perspective the military consists of over 2 million people so just a third of 1% and that number would fall another 3+ fold when you account for all the turnover from people getting out and new people joining during that time.

>>712932509
Schofield bible, look it up.

>>712929151
Americans can’t define what a woman is, you think they’ll know what a good-looking woman is?

>>712926387 (OP)
>HEYYYYY random military men! Do you have a wish? Well, I have a way for you to have it granted!
>I want you to fight in the rider war! Make a contract with a mirror beast and you'll get a FREE Steam Deck! Yeah?
>Well, come on! Choose a deck of your choice! Fight the other riders and be the last one remaining if you seriously believe in that big wish of yours!
>Fight...kill the other riders.

>>712931116
Go to Brazil.

>>712932328
better keep her safe under lock and key

>>712931943
>kill jesus
>???
>his followers put their lives on the line for you multiple thousands of years later

>>712932463
Israel has claimed Iran was 3 years away from nuclear weapons since 1996

>>712930479
>It's your backyard
And who has been messing around there all the time? Who has gotten into a retarded dickwaving contest with the russians that has fucked up the world for the past 8 decades?
Who has invoked Article 5 which everyone honored and who then had the gall to go hurr durr freeloaders imma pull out?
God I hate you americans so, so much. Before kikes, muslims and russians you deserve total extermination the first and foremost.

>>712927857
As another anon said, those politicians have families and their goons do too. The only way they can control you is through fear and submission.

>>712932463
>The minute the Republican party started pandering to Evangelicals was the moment they started turning their retarded dispensationalist bullshit into policy.
They've been doing that for over 50 years.

>>712932509
Look up dispensationalism and the Scofield bible and realize that those are basically the cornerstone of boomer Evangelical beliefs

>>712931872
Very gay, wars should be more bloody and violent, the death count should be at least x10 as high as it is now.

>>712932279
>>712932405
he’s not wrong. im an officecuck and ive seen industrial painters that make almost six figures

>>712931985
Compared to what?
The pedophile sheltering island that is the UK with its Jimmy Sevilles, Mountbatten, and paki gangs?

Russia,China and Brazil? which need absolutely no further context.

The French and the Ecole Nationale d'administration?
Australia??

Fuck outta here dingus, you're as docile as the rest of em

>>712930772
it's the lack of weight that keeps them safe

>>712928125
>Join the Marines, you’ll get a cute blonde tomboy squad mate!
>Join the Marines, it’s a bunch of mystery meats and Ohio white boys escaping their meth towns
Who the fuck are they fooling? Why are they always dangling the carrot we know they don’t have?

>>712932708
Like I said, it's been happening forever

>>712931943
Why would God want us to defend the people who killed his son?
Why would God want us to defend the people who want to boil his son in shit?

>>712932971
This. If you're not a friend of Jesus, you're no friend of mine.

>>712928125
Saber is that you?

>>712932682
>>712931943
>>712932509
To be fair Christians didnt give a shit about jews until recently. The holohoax really did a number on them

>>712932193
How much of his paycheck does he keep after paying all his shit, does he grt medical and dental coverage of something happens, does he start a savings plan that his company matches, is he guaranteed promotions, is food and housing covered, does he get college paid for to at least a bachelors or equivalents in trade schools, im 20 years does he get all these benefits but also for his family?

>>712927857
Just be a fighter jet pilot too, noob.

>>712929163
I banked probably 80k from 2 national guard deployments by 2012. Its all tax free and you dont pay for shit except for $10 cartons of smokes. If i wasnt retarded i would have bought bitcoin and have at least a 9 figure networth but i decided to neet and play vidya for a decade instead

>>712926387 (OP)
>$40k bonus
I'd absolutely sign up. I'd go 68P, Radiology Specialist (x-ray tech). Pocket the $40k, get free x-ray tech training and experience, see zero combat, get out then make good money as a civilian x-ray tech. Too easy.

At least back in the day there was
>AMERICA'S ARMY
which, while obviously bald faced propaganda (each player saw their team as the US Army good guys, vs the enemy team which was some vague sand pit OpFor) it was somewhat educational (ie some real Army history, manuals, doctrine was... present) and the game itself was a decent tactical shooter for free. My biggest gripe I remember was that they didn't let you progress to Officer ranks, it was all enlisted stuff which I understand but still, could have been a potential improvement.

Years ago I spoke with some USAF officers who had gotten grants to make what today was a DCS World style flight sim with all the resources of the USAF behind it - even the ability to fly Predator drones which was a new thing at the time; its a pity it never came to fruition. There was even an attempt to include non-combat missions including humanitarian ones (I don't remember which Caribbean nation had a earthquake or hurricane at the time, but the USAF and Army brought in supplies), space launches and more, including special forces ground work (combat control) to either paint targets for bombing or set up airfields in enemy territory. Pity it was basically scrapped after being deemed too complex and this was the point in the years after 9/11 where they just wanted bodies to throw after (the wrong) enemy, where it was literally the days of
>Marine and Army recruiters hanging out at the mall or in front of WalMart looking for wayward youth.
and those people weren't going to be buying the awesome HOTAS+keyboard replica for Predator drone control (and general flight) that was being planned.

>>712932509
>>712932771
Short version is dispenationalists/evangelicals think Israel and the third temple need to be reestablished for jeebus to come back and rapture them away to heaven while everyone else dies in Armageddon.

So they want to start a cataclysmic war to go to heaven slightly earlier

>>712930487
this is fake btw

>>712926387 (OP)
We need to deport any draft dodger

>>712926828
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES
THEY CANNOT MAKE THE JUDGMENT CALL

>>712932971
>>712933019
If you’ve never been in an Evangelical Church, they operate like corporations. Shitty music, shitty coffee, often built in the guts of a warehouse or office building. They give Christ-flavored TED talks with “lessons” or “conversations” and a solid 10 minutes of every sermon is discussing how to give money so the church can expand and grow and build more churches. And that’s not when tax season is coming up and they do intense, “give your love to Jesus” drives to make upwards of $200mil to build more churches and spread their message. Which is to build more churches.

Die for Israel by the way.

Id join but apparently Adderall and adhd is a no no even though it would make a me a good goy focused soldier.

But a tranny with a festering wound and constant need for cocktails of medical hormones is able to enlist. Or at least until recently.

>>712933182
He's making more money off the bat with no training than an E5. That alone should be enough for anyone with half a brain
>Don't have to go through bootcamp
>Don't have to eat shit food
>Don't have to deal with dumb ass cadre yelling at me
>Get to sleep in your own bed
>Can do what you want when you get home
And all this dumb motherfucker has to do is stand outside and flip a sign every few minutes. Plus, it's very easy to make connections in construction now. If someone likes you, you'll move up.

>>712932701
>everyone honored
Outside poland, most countries "honored" it by sending less than 300 men. If the entire value of a alliance can be replaced by 1 mid sized highschool, why maintain it?

>>712933316
>Literal doomsday apocalypse cult wearing Christian vestments

>>712927817
What kind of gloves are those?

>>712932701
>It's your backyard
>And who has been messing around there all the time? Who has gotten into a retarded dickwaving contest with the russians that has fucked up the world for the past 8 decades?
>Who has invoked Article 5 which everyone honored and who then had the gall to go hurr durr freeloaders imma pull out?
>God I hate you americans so, so much. Before kikes, muslims and russians you deserve total extermination the first and foremost.

>>712933525
>army doesn't want schizophrenic lunatics
Shocking

>>712932115
39 actually

>>712933850
60 actually

I spoke with the lead dev, he said America always wins so

>anybody getting drafted when they can just bomb iran

Why are mutt so stupid?

>>712933937

>>712926532
Based Rodriguez.

Nuke pissrael

>>712929468
WTF eww. Gross.

Give me one good reason why bombing Muslims is bad.

>>712934187
>anon sees heterosexual sex
>is repulsed
As usual

>>712929360
Awesome.

>>712934212
Because those bombs would be much better used on jews.

>>712934212
It costs money and bombs, youre implying muslims are even worth it to begin with

>>712927365
the whole game is about it goy

>>712934212
War is bad. Acts of war are bad. The fact that you think America constantly committing acts of war and terror against foreign countries is just normal means you're fucking brainwashed

>>712934212
Bombs aren't free.
Spending $10k per goat herder just isn't economically viable.

>>712931943
how is this any better than any of the religion controlled countries in middle east?

>>712929151
I don't think she was actually with the Army, she was just a random cosplayer that posed for a photo in their booth since they brought that 360 pic turntable or whatever it is.

I honestly don't know why people were so surprised by that whole thing, I guess they don't go to any other major events because the recruiters show up to everything, they're always out at big sporting events, races (including vintage ones where it seems kinda pointless since the crowd is 95% boomers), etc.

>>712929271
The US isn't like a lot of other countries, we don't reuse license plate numbers so selling ones off of wrecked cars etc. isn't a big deal.

>>712934472
The US isnt cucked to those countries

>>712933327
Kill yourself

Why are we angry? You can't be drafted abovr your 25 and probably many of you have poor sight or a back fucked up, so who cares.

>>712932509
>I can't imagine actually being this delusional.
Thankfully theres the alternative, this guy is rich and will die comfortably while every retarded he convinces of this bullshit suffers the consequneces of his lies.

>>712934041
no you kigger its to be used as a dumb fucking excuse to reintroduce the draft for "future security concerns" in the same way 9/11 was used to push for more "domestic security"

here have a stasi babe as a consolation prize

>Nick spicentes fans reduced to shilling in a marble sculpting tabloid cuz the draft hasn't happened like he said two weeks ago

You gonna search for dried cum below the chair to cope about the draft not happening or you gonna keep shouting to the void nigga?

>>712934472
We can publicly call it insane and retarded without getting thrown in prison or stoned to death. That's what people on here who circlejerk theocratic dictatorships never understand, they go on and on about how bad the US is and don't realize that the very fact that they can say that stuff with no consequences is what makes it infinitely better, unlike even supposedly westernized and civilized places like Turkey where people get thrown in prison for posting memes about the president.

>>712934472
Because the entire world has to suffer because of burger delusions about religion
>b-b-b-b-but muslim terrorists!
We funded them all to destroy stable secular regimes since we were worried they wouldn't kowtow to the Chosen People. al-Qaeda, ISIS, the Taliban, all created by the US.

>>712934041
>retard (You) doesn’t know that jets & bombs can’t physically occupy areas
>she (You) forgot to remember to forget that infantrymen are needed to occupy areas
nigga why do you think every conflict requires soldiers to fight?

>>712934643
>Nick spicentes fans
Either that or GRUniggers shilling anti-military shit as hard as they can so they don't get sent to the front and get drone'd by a pig fucking ukie.

>>712934776
the people sucking israel circumcised dick is the people in power in burgerland, doesnt even matter if rep or dem

do you think you will have much more years speaking freely against the merchant guild?

>>712934776
You can’t actually criticize the people in charge publically. You can criticize figureheads only, and only anonymously and within the window dictated to be acceptable by the people in charge. Otherwise they debank you and ban you from public

>>712933769
But they took in trannies?

>>712934776
>We can publicly call it insane and retarded without getting thrown in prison or stoned to death.
Your president is literally kicking people out of the country for criticizing Israel and your Republican governors want to make it so that you have to swear you'll never boycott Tel Aviv if you want to be employed in their state.

>>712931408
Anon means recruitment is a good deal if you're a warrior who will eventually settle for a wife and kids.
Normies should work private sector instead.

>>712934326
based. death to kikes

>>712933563
>Poles will get fucked in the ass again despite always meeting quotas and properly doing their part of alliances shit
kek if that country survives i wont be suprised if they will go full hard military fascism mode after

>>712935050
do you know why military bros get cucked so much? the hours they work are fucked. the situation is prevalent enough that dudes who cuck them are called “Jody”. if you’re not a poorfag, there’s no point in being in the military

>>712935042
never happened

Those snuff PoV videos of soldiers being killed in sandniggerland are always enough to make me stay away from this all that shit.

>>712927817
Oh please the amount of desertions and draft dodgers in a hypothetical future draft will make Vietnam look like a clerical error. Nobody but white trash is willing to go die for trump's ego, and they're already enlisted by choice.

>>712934776
People from the red countries will call america jew controlled all day without ever understanding why they're even worse off.
This is because they're stupid and in a constant state of seethe.

>>712929453
>Trump has always been this way
>last time he had a cabinet of people who would tell him no
Such as?

>>712934635
"We" implies these are legitimate posters instead of various flavors of shills from BRICS aligned shitholes.

>>712926387 (OP)
>a FREE switch 2
LAME!!!!! Give me a free GPD win 4 and a goth!
>>712926532
>>712926828
This LOOKS AWESOME

>Trump conscripts all the retards who voted for him
>they all die for Israel in the middle east
>America becomes great again because all the retards are dead
At last I truly see

>>712935328
pooles are literally biggest mutt bootlickers on the planet lmao us has higher approval there than in israel somehow

>>712934635
>Due to poor draft numbers we will be increasing the draft age to 30! Buy war bonds! Rations are limited to 300 calories per adult per day! OH SAYY CAN YOU SEEE

>>712935503
Frogniggers are retarded by nature, it is an endemic condition of their kind.