>HEYYYYY young fella! we heard you like videogames... WELL WE LIKE 'EM TOO!
>Did you know you get a FREE switch 2 for enlisting before July? No?
>Well hop in, then! just a quick sign there and, guess what, WE ALSO PAY YOU! 40k$ bonus ready for our young patriots! You could almost afford mario kart with that!

Hey anon did you know if you join the military you could get upto a 50k sign on bonus?