Thread 28453737

Where were you when cars lost to the cuckover?

In a wagon. Looking for my next wagon.

>>28453737 (OP)
Since the cayenne saved porsche from bankruptcy (really) are suvs evil incarnate ?

>>28453775
No. They can dilute a brand if they're not engineered to the same standard as the other models, but if they manage to do so then they're a great way to fund development on more exciting things. Plus, it makes the two-car garage an easier debate; whatever matches your sports/supercar.

>>28453737 (OP)
Buying one because they mog shitty cars

>>28453793
suvs are still gay as shit and "the two car garage" is a concept for "normies" in the parlance of our times kek cry pussy

>>28453793
>2 car garage
Yeah two career driven men in a relationship together. Feminism was a mistake I don't know how guys deal with having a man with a vagina in an equal partnership living with them. Crazy to me.

>>28453737 (OP)
That'd be a good looking Ferrari. The one they came out with looks gross.

We need Ferrari or Lamborghini to come out with a LM002 successor. Or hell Porsche.

>>28453737 (OP)
What a lazy AM DBX shoop. Especially when the actual car is already real.

>>28453737 (OP)
They lost to the truck even before that.

>>28454101
>LM002
Wasn't that made for military first and foremost (and wasn't even the first Lamborghini's attempt at that, see Cheetah), then lost to competition and was repurposed as a sheikh sand cruiser?

>>28454080
says the guy who drives a 4 door family hauler "sports car" kek

>>28453737 (OP)
Planning on how to steal my 70 year old cunt's neighbour's 1963 Town Car. He hasn't driven the fucking thing in five years and rejected my very reasonable offers to purchase it, and his dipshit grandaughter's probably gonna have it cubed when he karks it, so I have no choice. Lets' see how fucking smug you are soon, LELAND.

>>28454184
well if it's a lotus carlton or omega then...yeah. it generated a lot of seething back then.

>>28453737 (OP)
raging against the cage with my fellow bikers

>>28454184
Which one of my sedans have I ever called a sports car? I don't even call my sports coupe a sports car. Because it isn't one. Post your "sports car" kek

>>28454184
And "the two car garage" is still a faggot concept for pussy "normies" in the parlance of our times kek cry pussy nocar

>>28454561
Neither of those are sports cars thoughbeit

>>28454153
That's just in flyoverlet country

>>28454567
>>28454567
cope, the purpose of your car is to haul kids to soccer practice, why would you even question the performance of other people haulers

>>28454577
>common traffic
>can only post the same GT3 pic over and over again
Look, this McLaren is common traffic too!

>>28454579
>sedans are suvs/cuvs!!!
What? Where am I "questioning the performance" of anything? When have I called any of my sedans sports cars? Kek, cry and sneed, nocar pussy

>>28454582
>noooo muricans only drives trucks!!!
Kek cry pussy nocar

>>28454583
Sedans are boring as fuck family cars. Just like Elliot Rodger you're not picking up any bitches in that thing.

>>28453737 (OP)
My car has not lost to a cuckover (yet, that thing probably rolls out pretty good).

>>28454588
>ebonics
>old as fuck picture from when you had access to your dad's eps-clad beancounter neutered cumwhite MONSTER TRUCK
LOL you STILL haven't posted your sporrs car. I'll wait

>>28453793
Sorry, I posted the wrong pic.

>>28454586
>nocar
Lol I live snug as a bug in your head for free, mijo. I've made you so asshurt you lash out at random people, yapping about MUH DAD'S CAR and other delusions.

>>28454583
>Where am I "questioning the performance" of anything?
By calling them slow and gay obviously

its like a toyota camry owner calling a honda accord slow and gay
just haul your fuckin grandkids to their birthday parties already, why are you even having this discussion

>>28454593
>delusions of a "boomer" eboniclet in the parlance of our times
No one cares about your dad's cumwhite eps MONSTRR TRUCK on hilariously HUGE beancounter bullshit suspension kek
Still waiting for >>28454184 to post their sports car LOL

>>28454158
No, it was designed to be a sheikh sand cruiser from the get go. Surely you understand nobody would want a military vehicle with a 6 carb V12?

>>28454595
But they are slow and gay. How is that questioning their performance?

>>28454597
If sedans are for hauling children, why did "cuckovers" take their place in doing so?

>>28454591
>old as fuck picture from when you had access
Bitch I actually prove the car is in my possession by writing post numbers on a sheet of paper, you repost pictures from up to a DECADE ago, before you got put on house arrest and probation you somethingawful tranny chomo fuck.

>>28453737 (OP)
checked and market wrecked
anyone recall one of their leads / designers stated a few years back, "We will NEVER make an suv!"

>>28454558
godspeed good sir!

>>28454606
>no post number
>no timestamp
>dad's car
>cumwhite
>eps
>hilariously HUGE beancounter old-man-appeasing suspension
>monkey just loves to dance!!!
Kek talk about boring
I can change my filenames too

>>28454610
>no post number
You're blind and retarded

>muh photoshopped numbers!!!
Think I'm falling for that kek think again pussy nocar

>>28454616
how do we know your cars arent photoshopped

>>28454616
>MUH PHOTOSHOP
This is a new low, even for you, BarretxTifa cuckold.

>>28454606
Dunno why you even bother acknowledging the bimmerfag. His gross earnings are probably less than your tax bill.

>>28454618
How can they be photoshopped? They don't even exist
>>28454619
>muh tifa impregnated barret!!
Kek fuckin' nub the seedbearing/childbearing plant/animal always goes first in the cross don't you know ANYTHING about phylogenetics?! LOL

>>28454622
LOL @ this hilarious samefaggotry

>>28454628
He's fuckin' losin' it!

>>28454651
...that literally doesn't disprove anything LOL you dumbass samefag
Root Beer Freeze. Never forget, hilarious samefag

>>28454658
>...that literally doesn't disprove anything LOL
Nigger you post 18 hours a day and treat me like the bogeyman that's underneath your bed in every thread. All that weed is making you paranoid. If you act as annoying as you do you should expect to encounter resistance to your faggotry. Don't get mad that other people think you're a dickhead.

>>28454661
LOL I don't even know any kikes named bogeyman why would I think you're related to them? Keep crying samefag flyoverlet LOL
Root Beer Freeze. Never forget.

>>28454667
Let me help out bro with his immigrant-tier understanding of the English language

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogeyman

Other things to give you an autistic fit:

Aluminium
Mould
Colour
Labour
Humour

>>28454674
LOL ok who the FUCK is bogeyman then?

>inb4 nooo the Root Beer Purps poster is totally not me!!!
Root. Beer. Freeze.
Never forget.

>>28454599
Looked it up, it's kind of both. Intended to become a military vehicle for sheikhs, PMCs and a civvie offroader for oil exploration.
>Surely you understand nobody would want a military vehicle with a 6 carb V12?
Idk, Cheetah was designed by some defense contractors and used Chrysler V8, LM001 prototype used AMC V8 with the intention to replace it with V12 from Countach in the production vehicle, and there also was LM003. And some people claim the letter M stands for Militaria, so...

>>28454686
This was shortly after you were officially Raped by Porsche. It was a cause for celebration. I think that's the second time I've posted that phrase now that triggers you so.

>>28454685
What even does this screenshot even prove? Oh right that I'm not the spammer.

>>28453737 (OP)
In my Miata. It's whatever, are people also gonna cry over how the radio lost to the internet and music streaming apps?

>>28454080
>the two car garage" is a concept for "normies" in the parlance of our times kek cry pussy
If you didn't spend all your money on weed and keeping your clapped beemer on the road you'd be able to enjoy these things too, little stance ricer

>>28455234
Lol literally proves that you reply to yourself LOL

>>28455450
Beemers are motorcycles, and I don't buy weed lol. And why would I want to be stuck with only 2 cars?! That's some fuckin' "normie" ahh shit on gods to use the parlance of our times fr fr bruhf.a.m.

crossovers are the most utilitarian version of the automobile
people don't care about looks anymore, it's an appliance that gets them from point A to point B
cope and seethe but you'll know im right

>>28453737 (OP)
Returning them to pre-wreck condition because the majority of women who drive these can't stop wrecking them
Cuckovers are based because I make money off of them, they're also more than likely to not get totalled like most sedans do

>>28457411
>they're also more than likely to not get totalled like most sedans do
we talking economic or statutory?

>>28455461
>Lol literally proves that you reply to yourself LOL
How? You're fucked in the head m8.

>>28457423
Economic. It's usually up to the insurance companies and they usually look at CUVs as being more valuable on the market, age is a factor. Wildly inconsistent, it is.
I had a 2020 Buick Envision that totalled despite the damage being only bolt-on parts. And then there's the older Nissan Rogue like this one that didn't despite having more damage done to it

>>28460005
Kek 2obvs
Root Beer Freeze
Never forget