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>Motorcycle tips & tricks
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>DUCATI
>scooters are frens
>quad and enduro chads are welcome
>Kando
>the hand-the wrench

^MEET, FUCK, AND RIDE!^
>(New GROOMERS map! Email dbtmap3@gmail.com with pic of bike (hosted) and location to be added):
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Links
>https://msf-usa.org
>https://cycle-ergo.com/
>https://superbikeschool.com
>https://ridelikeachampion.com
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets
>https://www.bmwmotorcycles.com

STICKY(WE NEED NEW STICKY): >>23526953

Mandatory viewing
>A Bíblia das Curvas de autoria (TOTW2) by Keith Code
https://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU?si=FU6pnfI1fp4OtgJC[Open]

>Bakuon!
https://hianime.to/watch/bakuon-5834?ep=42715

Previous: >>>>>>28457306

The big H is for Honor

>>28459185 (OP)
smol

>LED headlight kit for my DRZ is $140
>buy square headlight on ebay for $30
>buy direct fit adapter bracket on aliexpress for $20
>bolts right in and works perfectly

now I'm sure the bracket was only available on aliexpress because some factory in China just ripped off the design that the original American seller came up with, but I also don't think a 90 dollar difference is justified especially when the American seller is probably making their brackets in China anyways.

>>28459205
You could have just bought a led lightbulb. It's plug n play

Okay.
I said yesterday I'd post it.
Check out my new bike.
Pushed it across town from the auction.

Complete with a S U P E R T R A P P muffler and worrying amounts of RTV around the sidecases and oil drain plug.

>>28459210
nope. LED bulb in a halogen housing scatters light and is extremely ineffective. morons who do this are partially responsible for driving at night being so insufferable nowadays.

>>28459192
Viffer?

>>28459185 (OP)
Isn't that the guy who used to do the RevZilla vids before the on two wheels guys took over? Whatever happened to him?

>>28459220
CBR 954rr Fireblade

>>28458828
>>28458811
>>28458806
As promised

>>28459185 (OP)
>still not timeshare financing a s1000rr in the op greentext
Cursed thread
Final warning
You better BACK THE FUCK UP next time, or ill send a legion of fz6 twinks after your bussy

>go for a night ride
>see a stupid zoomfaggot squid on a 300 wearing a hard shell backpack with a cat inside

when (not if) that stupid faggot dumps his bike for squidding out, that poor cat is fucked. he's only doing it because he wants people to take pictures of him or ask about it, attention seeking performative faggot like all zoomers. I fucking hate zoomers so much, letting them have motorcycles was a mistake.

>>28459238
Cats always land on their feet. He's basically equipped a gyro stabilizer so he is unable to crash.

>>28459233
>>still not timeshare financing a s1000rr in the op greentext
Wait people really don't do this?

>>28459238
If you think a cat in a bag is bad just wait till you see what crusier dudes do with their dogs.

>People are so clueless to risk assessment now their actions affect far more than just themselves

Yamaha

>>28459252
>>28459216
Is a 350 with a Supertrapp the ideal DS?

>>28459245
I saw a POV video of some faggot who rides his bike around a city with his cat in a basket. in typical cyclist fashion he was weaving around traffic and doing retarded shit and no surprise, he ended up getting hit by a car. the cat luckily didn't look hurt but these fucking morons who endanger their animals for internet points deserve to be executed.

>>28459221
Yeah thats Lemmy from Revzilla. He is currently working at DormanProducts but he is still a revzilla contributor

>>28459242
i puke

>>28459185 (OP)

>>28459266
if she wanted to go fast, she could do with losing a couple kg

The regulator rectifier finally cooked on this old girl. Had to leave it in a random parking lot and get my truck to pick it up. I'm thinking I will glue a CPU fan when I reinstall a new one

>>28459255 (dubs)
Probably

>>28459268
HYB

Why does Hayabusa only make 190 hp while Fireblade with 300 less cc makes 217? I know it's a sport tourer but in 1999 it had at least 25 hp more than literbikes.

>>28459275
slampiggymaxxed

>>28459266
How big is her dick? Asking for myself.

>>28459278
She was too strange to smash. I kept her in the friend zone
>>28459282
Twice the size of mine.
So a solid two inches

>>28459273
Bitch ass website

>>28459295
nice plate, enjoy the slammer

>>28459263
I like having a quiet bike

>>28459299
good taste in music, but you know its fucking your top ends, right?
its also like 2-4kg extra weight, pure onions

>>28459300
The stock flash is the bigger problem but I can't be fucked if I'm honest, its fine

I don't like the perception change I get after I finish a long ride.

#wrenching

>>28459276
More torque at the bottom

>>28459257
Dude it's so bad now that there's companies making fucking pet sized helmets. I just wanna pull the riders off their bikes and beat the shit out of them so they'll learn but alas they probably wouldn't put two and two together even if I did

is it gay if I put a dds(runescape) sticker on my bike

>>28459312
speed hole?

>>28459333
That was my dad's stripper name

>>28459312
based

Can I be lazy and force a velocity stack down an airbox while it's in the frame and remove the old one after I have throttle body removed to make room? I don't want to take the airbox out that seems like more work and I am already going through with changing the throttle body.

237 miles on the day. Rode 243/74 both ways then back again, and just finished up doing Ortega Highway. I love sport tourers, you can just keep going all day, I’ve been riding since 6am lol

this piece of shit is europes "most sold" adv?
no wonder all adv riders are ugly freaks if this is what they like

I FREAKING LOVE RIDING!!

going for a ride around tacoma and pierce in general at 7

>>28459372
You gotta be from Cali, all you fucking retards think everyone knows your local streets kek. That is somewhere in California isn't it?

>>28459370
Same bro
...same

>>28459368
New Transformers trailer looks like crap.

>>28459333
Trying to reduce wind noise, the stock shield has a hole here and my extended windshield doesn’t, so I figured what’s the worse case scenario? It makes it worse and I slap some gorilla tape on it? Worth the try

>>28459358
:)

>>28459332
All stiggers are based, take the stiggerpill anon
>>28459370
Bros… is it reddit to enjoy riding? Foreboding…

BROTHERS
I got new chrome last week
Been 10 years since I rode
Feels good

Witnessed my first motorcycle accident. Dude flew by me on an on ramp had to have been going at least 120mph (scared the piss outta me) and kamikazed into the side of a truck. Bros bones were showing/ sticking out. Scariest shit I’ve ever seen. Tried to help but couldn’t do much. Just stood there awkwardly. Then went home. I feel bad I couldn’t do much to help.

>>28459395
>fz6 twink is advocating stiggerpill
I took the stiggers off of my bike, might rattlecan the crf white and look cute, idk

>>28459411
tshirt and trackies
fucking spastic nigger

how hot was it?

>>28459411
I keep saying most accidents are the result of riding like a retard

>>28459411
>witnessed a crash
>retard squid doing hotboy shit
>feels bad
Fucking why? Don’t feel bad I wouldn’t have even stopped.. bros literally the reason why insurance rates are so high right now. Lemme guess he was on an s1000rr wasn’t he?

>>28459299
>I like having a quiet bike
The seething look from people when I'm going 13000 rpm at 25 mph is priceless They think I'm going warpspeed

>>28459411
Don’t feel bad bro, look on the bright side, one less retard to share the road with.
>joggers
Topkek imagine riding in sweats

>>28459406
HYB

>>28459395
nice shot anon

>>28459424
>posts the timeshare financing meme
>doesnt include the actual cost of ownership; the circlejerk assfuckery of 4 influencers, posts a dildo instead
Your image is retarded and wrong

>>28459238
I think some animals would like to ride bikes

>>28459108
>not if it's a low bun. you just tie it really low (and loose) and it'll stick out below the edge of your helmet.
Did you twist your hair before tying the bun?
>>28459216
Cool bike! enjoy

>>28459275
Is that the stretched grom pig?

>>28459461
Clearly that's Indian anon

>>28459263
For all the effort they put in making the bike look nice, they don't even try at all with this bread box bullshit

>>28459411
>stood there awkwardly
As would I anon, as would I

>>28459411
I make a list of whether or not I should care when I see this anon.
1) Was the rider riding like a retard?
2) Were they wearing gear?
Sounds harsh but think about it, this person zoomed past you on an on ramp and then ate shit. The guy is probably not going to die but his life is forever changed.
>>28459424
This anon also has the right idea, just a clout chaser which makes the rest of us look worse and makes our hobby more expensive.

I'm tired of riding my electric scooter and want an upgrade. I'm thinking of getting an H2 as a starter bike - yes or no?

>>28459503
if you really want to die go for it lol

>>28459230
>ITALIA

First for doggo.

>>28459257
cycle faggots think they're fucking invincible and that the laws of physics don't apply to them or anything else on their bike, it's nuts. Some dipshit on an ebike with his kid on the back blew right past me at a stop sign doing like 25mph the other day, in a spot where there's very poor visibility for cross traffic too, could've gotten himself and his kid flattened and clearly gave zero fucks because in their heads cars can just go from 45mph to 0 instantly when he cuts in front of them.

>>28459551
based and wholesome

>>28459503
Dude atleast try to make the bullshit spam believable.
Is this your first day on the troll farm?

The rain fucked off, so I was able to get out and ride 2 nite.

>>28459561
I can do wheelies and stoppies on my scooter all day. Surely a motorcycle isn't significantly more difficult to get the hang of.

>>28459562
Gorgeous paint scheme, very nice, my local dealer has a purple street bob I’ve really been eyeing but it’s not in the budget right now

>>28459562

307 miles for the day, wish more anons here would actually meet up. It’s so fun to meet people and let my tism dump while carving canyons together

>>28459577
My bike is too slow for group rides. So is its rider, for that matter.

>>28459577
idk how yall mfs achieve more than 200 miles in a single day

>>28459577
wish u were my gf (bf) and we could let our tism dump and carve canyons together

>>28459598
I did 1400km on a GS500 in 1 sitting minus fuel ups and hydrating.
It was painful and I almost fell asleep while riding and went off the road.

What is the best gas can I can strap on to a bike?
I have a 100 mile tank and no fuel indicator so I'll feel better with a little extra for anything further out of town. I've ordered a rotopax 1.75 and might order a giant loop armadillo too.
But there has to be something better for motorcycles, right? Something legal and easily strappable?

For some reason Hepco & Becker makes this awesome little mounted cutout custom molded jerrycan for certain bikes but there have to be more options

>>28459618
Giant loop bag

Ducati

>>28459591
>too slow
Very based
>>28459598
Just take lots of breaks whenever you feel you feel like it. Riding is about having a good time not making good time
>>28459614
Also very based

>>28459598
I did 450kms (279miles) yesterday and today I am in pain.
It is achievable just has consequences afterwards.

>>28459614
>1400km in a day

lmao

>>28459629
>DUCATI

>>28459637
I specifically avoided saying "in a day" because I'm sure it took me around 20 hours. The GS500 prefers 80kph and mine kept fuel starving when I'd sustain anything over 115kph

ECU arrived 2 days early from getting it re-flashed. Looks like a Sunday ride is back on the menu

>>28459631
>>28459632
absolutely kino shots brothers

>>28459566
Actually it's rattlecanned. I think /dbt/ would have an aneurysm if I evertook a close up of the paint on the tank.
Near as I can tell, she was Piano Black when she rolled off the Yammerha assembly line.
Then at some point, a massive pussy owned it and painted the whole bike Traffic Cone Orange. It still has overspray on the triple tree from that crackhead paintjob.
When I bought it I said fuck it, painted her purple and let it age into the reliable rat bike she is today.

>>28459618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAToq8BWVes

Unless you want to custom fab something

>>28459664
paint looks fine anon

>>28459670
IS THAT A MAGNA?

>>28459276
It's a miracle the current Hayabusa doesn't make less power stock than the 2005 to pass emissions given how little they changed the engine. Back then 1000s were only at 170.

>>28459562
>>28459664
Those cruisers look better with a rattlecan livery
>>28459691
HYB!

>>28459618
I had one of those Nelson-Rigg pouches with an MSR bottle from REI. Pretty easy to strap anywhere because it's only 1L, which I think worked out to (only) 10mi that I wouldn't have to walk/push my bike. There were only a couple of times I came close to needing it but never actually happened.

>>28459692
It seems like Suzuki doesn't change jack shit unless they're absolutely forced to and I kinda love them for it.

>>28459700

>>28459705
I'm a BIG fan of Suzuki

>>28459185 (OP)
First for

>KTM

Today I experienced kando, riding some local dirt roads.

>>28459700
Kawasaki's pretty much the same, ZX14 hasn't been touched since 2008 and the ZX10 is fucking ancient compared to anything it competes with, plus the fucking KLR. Ninja 250 went unchanged for 20 fucking years and still had parts carried over from 1986 in the Ninja 300 in 2017.

>>28459714
>look at that collection

TOPRAK WILL SMOKE MOTOGP

>>28459598
I did 400 miles once for mediocre pussy

>>28459722
checked. probably the best moments in motogp history were written on a Yamaha

>>28459577
Should live in BC we do tenny meetups all the time

>>28459767
im planning on doing at least 200miles on a single run next week tho. will also post pics

>>28459779
>tenny clan just cooking

>>28459185 (OP)
>working on your own steed is kino af

>>28459297
Are you going to report me for posting on 4chan

>>28459833
>checked
>"Mr officer i never met him"

welcome to /dbt/

>passion
>commitment
>love for 2 wheels

>>28459295
That a Maverick? You can actually fit a motorcycle in the bed? Been thinking about copping myself one...

So, definitely do not slap a preloaded tune from power commander's website onto your bike, holy shit lmao, it was absolutely fucked to hell.

>>28459859
Blowin black smoke or somethin?

>>28459867
>Get 2wdw tune done on my 2011 750
>Third bike now tuned by them, it's great
>Buddy's K7 has a power commander 5 with "we have no idea" tune loaded on it
>Hook his PC5 up to my laptop, run the PC5 software on it and look at the tables
>Only has a fuel table, no ignition mapping changed
>Seeing lots of negative in high rpms and other weird areas
>I'm no professional tuner, but it doesn't look good
>However he has done many 160/170 full pin runs on this bike and it does run fine with that tune so it can't be so bad that it's going to blow up
>Look at power commander's website
>They have a loadable fuel map for his exact setup, full two bros system, aftermarket air filter
>Load up tune
>Lots of positives and not much negatives, looks safer but not necessarily better for power gains
>However there's a massive 80% fuel dump at 8k rpms
>Again, I'm not a tuner, but I know a thing or two, and looks really weird
>Second guess myself
>We decide to try it
>After all, it's from the power commander website, right? It can't be dangerous, right? Right?
>Save his old map
>Load the new map
>Go ride
>Shooting massive fire balls everywhere, and bogs and won't rev past 8k where the huge fuel dump is
>Sounds kinda like a rev limiter but fucked up and dangerous for the motor
>Dumping so much god damn fuel the engine physically cannot rev past 8k
>Lmao, what a fucking joke
>Back to my shop
>Load his old sketchy lean tune back on and his rips off back home

I still don't think his tune is all that safe. They probably leaned it for more power, but it's pulling -22% near redline. That's lean as FUCK. At least they didn't fuck with the ignition tables.
He's been debating doing the 2 Wheel Dyno Works ECU tune and ripping the power commander and healtech module out. I think he can probably sell that stuff to cover some of the cost of the tune. Plus, the 2wdw tune kicks your fans on early. He agreed that's the best move.

>>28459887
Wait, I just remembered. Healtech module is for his quick shifter, so he won't be ripping that out. Thought it was for something else.

>>28459887
>it's pulling -22% near redline
jfc i'm better off buying used carbed bikes, at least they're always jetted too rich instead

>>28459844
Yep and I got 43 MPG driving home

Do you guys remove the db killers from aftermarket silencers or leave them in?

>New front tyre got delivered
>New brake rotor as well
>Still waiting on motivation in the post
Maybe next weekend.

>>28459902
Turn off the internet and turn on the radio in your garage/shop/yard
get to it

>>28459896
Yeah dude it's not good. He told me tonight that there was one night he did a run from Fort Worth out to the infamous 635 tollway tunnel, did runs up and down that, then back to Fort Worth at WOT basically the whole time. Bike has 36k miles on it now. No signs of any wear or damage to the motor. Kind of incredible with a tune that bad, honestly. Testament to the greatness of the gsxr750.

>>28459896
Bikes are supposed to be "too rich" - that gives you better throttle response and cooler cylinder temps. Not to mention a better smell. If you're at 14.7:1 that's already too lean.

>>28459904
its 5pm and I need to cook and get ready for the upcoming week of soulcrushing wageslavery.

>>28459902
If you wait for motivation you'll never get anything done. Ask me how I know.

>>28459904

>>28459907
Don't remind me

>>28459901
Depends how loud the bike is. On my zx14 with long dual pipes, I pulled them out because it's kinda quiet. I usually put the db killer in if I'm commuting because it's dumb loud and I don't want to piss people off too much. I know for certain that I pass a lot of the same cars with regularity.

>>28459906
Yes

>>28459904
Just do it, pussy

>>28459906
No, that would be "rich enough" or "properly tuned"
marketplace rednecks just drill outs jets until the bike can't rev past 5k and creates black smoke clouds

I guess bro can just keep the helmet

>>28459901
Left mine in, it's already stupid loud.

Is FXDR performance a myth? There's no reason for Harleys with almost the same engine to perform significantly different.

>>28459916
You want it a little rich on WOT for safety measures.

>>28459931
It’s not that it’s some kind of myth, those are just how the bikes left the factory. The other bikes were de-tuned to make the FXDR shine. The same cheaper 114’s on that list are only a Dyno tune from being at the top of the list. Maybe a spicy cam if you’re into that kind of thing. 2.5 0-60 is pretty easy to accomplish on the Milwaukee Eight motors.

>>28459538
Cute

>>28459931
>90hp
>640lbs
Yeah it's a slow turd like all Harleys but for some reason it's picked up Boomer lore along the way.

>>28459933
>2.5 0-60 is pretty easy to accomplish on the Milwaukee Eight motors.
That's how quick Yamaha Vmax with 200 hp is while FXDR only has 90 hp, which is about as much as other Harleys

>>28459939
It’s about SOVL brother

>>28459939
Harley engines are designed (with a tune, emissions L) to get to highway speeds very quickly, and not much else. They sacrifice all that high speed ability to just endlessly pull very fast to 90 in basically whatever gear you’re in.
Many people don’t like this because they like to track race, or, more commonly, because they’re shopping spreadsheets, but I think it’s a very good engine compromise for the real world.

>>28459939
The VMax also has a much higher top speed.

>>28459971
That's not even the bad part of Harleys, I just want something that can lean over more. The engine profile and stability are great for street use. The CVO Road Glide RR is a step in the right direction.

>>28459980
Post your tires

>>28459577
checked
I'll be able to when I get my bikes squared away.

>>28459939
I'll take what is torque and acceleration gearing for 200, alex

>>28459406
Comfy

>>28459990
HELL YEAH BROTHER

What affordable cruisers would you guys recommend to a beginner?

>>28460073
Honda Rebel.

>>28460073
Cvo street glide with knobbies

>>28460075
And if I don't like the look of the Rebel?

>>28460093
Turbo Busa.

>>28460094
Not trying to speedrun myself into being a red stain on the ground.

>>28460098
Just get an old Harley then.

>>28460099
I think I'll settle with the Grom. Not exactly a cruiser, but it is what it is.

>>28460101
just put an ape on it brother HELL YEAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq1ZMuXtBdA

>>28460098
Faggit

>>28460073
Used sportster

>>28460073
RE Super Meteor, Honda Rebel

>>28459887
>>Seeing lots of negative in high rpms and other weird areas
Lots of negative what lol dumbass larping faggot

>>28460073
There is Honda Shadow, Yamaha bolt, Kawi Vulcan.

>>28459887
>>Load his old sketchy lean tune
How does your stupid ass determine what's lean and what's not without a wideband kek, I'll tell you how, you're just guessing trying to get your post count up so you can post in the classifieds. Bet you told your fat GF "yea babe I'm tooooning" and her stupid ass ate that shit up because she's dumber than you kek

>>28460073
Get a meteor 350. If not for rebel 300.

I associate cruisers as a lifestyle choice, heavy, and not fun to ride

>>28459257
>>28459245
>>28459238
>noooo not the hecking pupperinoos
Shut the fuck up no one cares about those shitty animals. They're nothing more than living toys for toxoplasma-infected NPCs.

>>28460212
kekd, let the hate flow through you

>>28459938
Man your stupid ass can't even launch kek wtf are you bitching about the numbers for

>>28460198
:) cool

>>28459714
>GS500 pedo got the 350
Okay, now this is based.

GOOD MORNING BROS

>>28460269
kino

>>28459931
>HD claims 160mph.
>no independent tester has achieved more than 115mph.
The 2.5s 0-60 is legit though.

>>28459768
based knower

>looks cool
>actually good on gas and won't overheat in traffic

Name a better bike

>>28460218
Unstable nobike homo.

>>28459185 (OP)
What can MotoGP to stop the Marquez brothers from running away with the entire season again next year?

>>28460308
Every other bike in the class except the ninja 650.

>>28460314
Ban ducati

>>28460308
Sheep in Wolf's clothing ass bike.

>>28460308
Too fat

>>28459931
>Look this fucking thing up
>240 rear, 120 front
>Footpegs that may as well be frame sliders on a standard bike
>Clipons and forward controls
>Everything about the styling
What kind of drugs were they on making this thing?

>>28460373
ostensibly becuz drag biek but I have never seen a drag bike with forward controls.

Hello anons, did you had a nice weekend of riding?

>>28460388
No it's 110 degrees here

>>28460388
No. I didn’t shit all week so I took a quadruple dose of miralax last night and now I’m glued to my toilet. I feel like I’m shitting out concentrated evil.

>>28460177
>>28460182
>>28460212
Ah, the butt blasted turbo incel stopped his gooning sesh in his mom's basement for a little while and needed to let off some of his self-hatred. All that's missing is a Risitas cap.
You should probably just kill yourself, by the way. It's not going to get better for you.

>>28459721
>K
>T
>M

>>28460401
>Haven't shit for 4 days
>That means I need 4 doses right?
Classic mistake

>>28460402
>all these butthurts over what people do with their animals
As long as they dont castrate or spay them, which is ungodly, or put them through unnecessary abuse and misuse of proper corrective techniques ala beating a dumb dog so itll never do that shit again
Who the fuck cares?
Gyat dayum yall bunch of snowflakes for muh animool roights or whatever the fuck
If i was a cat, id be shoomin, simple as
Most animals cant get over the exhoost sounds, so just like nobikes having a life expectancy that autofilters them, let them ride if dey comf

Also
New phone
Thubms still cursed
Why ever thus to deadbeat phones bros
>keep having to wait million years to make a post
>forgetted fqcefuck market login, i cannot lowball boomers anymore
>probably gonna go cosplay as THE SHOOMER at the local nerd con
R8 my HANE™ jacket bros, i triedharded my best bros

>>28460409
I hadn’t shit in six days and I’m making sure to take care of this before the start of the workweek.

>>28460402
>IM FREAKING TOOOONING!!!!
>bike stops working
Bro shut the fuck up you dumbass larping faggot, 1 fucking wire lmao. Motherfucker is over here huffing brake cleaner and fucking with some dudes fuel and ignition maps holy RONFLAMAHAKALFHAHA

>W-W-WUH-WHAT ARE ALL THESE NEGATIVE NUMBERS I BETTER INCREASE THEM!!
>bike stops working

Summer
Fucking
Sucks

California has become some Judge Dredd dystopia but damn i miss that San Diego weather.
Now im a free man but living around the corner from Satan's taint. I'll never get used to this humidity.

Sup.

>>28460433
San Diego is bleh. Very overrated

>>28460273
gm

>>28460411
Based Canadian schizo
Keep shoomin
Is that a new helmet?

>>28460420
>>28460425
Please keep melting down, bro. Please keep typing more retarded rants that I won't get 5 words into, lmao, kek

>>28460388
>Weather app said 20% chance of rain today, and only after lunch
>I believed it without checking radar for myself
>Eye on horizon about 40miles out ony ride in BFE tells me that I am about to have A Learning Experience™
>Try to outrun storms on a bunch of FM roads as storm lime rolls in from the west
>Get caught on God's tallest dual sport when the front line of wind and rain beats me there 10 miles from my house
I made ot without wiping out, but I had to pour water out of my damn boots when I got home.

>>28460308

how come all the fastest bikes are 1000cc?
does going above that just make them too heavy to run fast, or is it sports-mandated autism where nobody bothers to go above the 1000cc class because theres no money in the competitions above 1000?

>>28460476
The latter

>>28460413
Ahh yes, the classic "can't be constipated if I shit my own intestines out" dose. My brother did that when we were teenagers. Couldn't shit for 5 days and then took a megadose of laxatives, proceeded to dump a fucking basketball in there and lost like 10 pounds.

>>28460476
The Hayabusa is 1300cc. The ZX14 is 1400. Both are faster (in a straight line) than 1000s.

>>28460493
You have no idea what planet you're on

>>28460485
Ugh I used to be a junky and the stories I could tell

>>28460476
a 750 can do anything a liter bike can do

>>28460476
Diminishing returns.
Harley, Bugatti and Kawasaki all have vehicles that do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds.
HP is meaningless without traction.

>>28460457
I moved to the east coast and tried to explain San Diego weather to some friends.
It was Christmas.
Finally I pulled out my weather app and loaded the 10 day forecast for San Diego..
Day 1
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 2
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 3
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 4
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 5
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 6
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 7
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 8
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 9
>high of 72, low of 72
Day 10
>high of 72, low of 72

Not even joking. That was the official forecast for the end of December/beginning of January

SoCal was Paradise.

>>28460437
Greetings Sire

>>28460510
Ehh. I was stuck in Coronado for a bit. It was on ish. I wouldn't go back if I didn't have to

What makes non BMW bikes so slow?

>>28460522
>CBR RR-R
is that enough Rs for you

How to make my cruiser seat more comfortable for longer rides?
My buttocks get really sore after a couple of hundred kilometres.

>>28460533
Sheepskin seat cover or new seat

>>28460522
>KrautFag ignores the jap scrap right on its ass
>>28460528
Only real fireblades are ones designed by Baba

>>28460411
SHOOMS /fa/ SAGA

>>28460510
yeah but socal is full of socal people
with norcal you get the same weather, way cooler landscapes and a bunch of less-shitlib retard people

>>28460522
designed for negative kando
(kando is not ordnung)

>>28460485
Honestly, the relief is worth the cramping, bubble guts and liquid shits spraying out of my ass.

>>28460522
seems to be a good enough spread
bikes that are good on track, arent made for IoM TT and vice versa

>>28460522
based TT enjoyer

>>28460522
You can't really pull much from tt resiults. it's a race where a leaf falling off a tree can mean a few seconds off someone's time, let alone traffic.
I still go back to the Hickman Bug tape.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_hxwAanX0

>>28460541
KILL THE KING
THE KING IS DEAD
I AM THE KING
LONG LIVE THE KING

>>28460510
Yeah, but that's coastal San Diego. Most people don't get to live in those areas and instead are inland where the tradeoff for those warm winters is scorching summers. As somebody who's actually from SoCal it just gets old too, I live somewhere that's still relatively mild but just cold enough to get some snow in the winter and it's nice, I just think it's unnatural (at least for those of us with European ancestry) to live somewhere that's basically the same all the time and I'm a lot happier being in a place where the passage of time and change of seasons is actually tangible, I've had a theory for a long time that SoCal's lack of seasonal change fucks with people's heads and is a big part of why the culture sucks.

Also SoCal is a surprisingly bad place for riding, at least the kinds I'm interested in, you just have to go so far through insane traffic to get anywhere fun and having something like a dual sport is right out the window because you can't keep up on the freeways.

>>28459411
Damn looks like bro went head first into the front passenger tire, what did his bike look like???

>>28460437
I really want to keep the boxes off but they're just too damn useful.
Also, is it just me or does every euro 5 engine run fairly lean? I just installed this midpipe a few weeks ago and it's already very discolored. I can only presume the wideband's correcting but I'm still goncerned.

>>28460554
Gay

slampiggy physiognomy
https://youtu.be/7Ou2Yd7nYJw?t=1899

adv riders NEVER EVER beating the allegations

>>28459411
deserved.

>>28459930
I removed mine and went out for a ride. Nice sound but I'm gonna be deaf soon if I ride around like that. I'm just gonna put it back in.

>>28460564
what's in the box anon?

>>28460588
a gun.

>>28460591
No human bone?

>>28460564
The bikes have a hard limit of how much fuel they can add. You will need a tune or piggyback to get it to run right.

>>28460588
tools, onaholes, camping gear, snacks, some spare rockstraps, backpack.

>>28460564
GS bikes look better with boxes than without.
>>28460577
Raw, all night, every night, ever position, every piece of furniture, without question.

>>28460564
just use one of these when you need it.

Dont mind me, just shoomin on a speederbike (has kando), in a universe far far away
Remember displacelets, youll never know kando unless you have the FORCE™ blowin fat heavy PROMETHEUM loads of exhoost onto the bantha poodoo jannies

>>28460466
yeah i chickened out when i saw dark clouds incoming during my ride, there was a really bad storm yesterday night and i didn't want to be in part 2 of that with brand new tires in forest roads that are already full of dirt and shit from the night before.
i already had a close encounter with hail like you had while out riding on my own once, not fun.

>>28460564
Maybe get soft bags, there are probably options that'll fit on the racks you already have.

>>28460554
cool

>>28460625
get on my level bro

>>28460554

>>28460634
Fat

>>28460577

>>28460580
Homies wearing joggers definitely a wannabe influencer.

>>28460498
Except go fast.

https://voca.ro/14qOiR3s33gK

>>28460634
Nerd.

>>28459185 (OP)
happy fathers day to all kings here

>>28459887
>2wdw
Funny, I just got my ECU back from them today and took the first ride after changing out the headers (Z900RS). I wasn't expecting this much decel pop tbqh. Wasn't wearing plugs because I wanted to hear the exhaust a little more so maybe that would be less of a problem normally. But it was still pretty distracting. I'm wondering if it has to do with this (PAIR valves)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xMykbzJWiQ

>>28460594
this post makes me want to get a human femur and make a club out of it. Either fill it with lead or epoxy a steel rod inside.

>>28460634
>star yidizen
How much did you "invest" in it so far?

>>28460693
When I broke my collarbone I was hoping to get the shards and make a necklace out of them but the dumb team of women operating on me left them in there.

>>28460700
checked

>>28460693
Yeah!

>>28460715
hehe where to get bone?

>>28460715
LMAO

>>28460697
Way too much, early on. That pic was way back in 2018, wish I could get everything back for bike shit now.

Ze semiultimate riding machine requires two torque to yield bolts to clean out the chain guide gunk.
Why are they like this.

Riding a Harley around really brings out the mental illness in your "fellow motorists"
Beaners hate a white guy on a Harley I've come to notice as well

wtf, they want $350 bones.
https://www.skullsunlimited.com/products/real-human-femur

>>28460731
That's because you haven't even done it up right holmes. Where's the fucking fishtails ese? No mayan warrior painted on the gas tank cabron? Let the Vicla posting commence.

>>28459411
Stupid half brown zoomer aping Gixxerbrah and his favorite stunt riding motovloggers

>>28460731
good, fuck em.

>>28460731
You haven't earned their
R
E
S
P
E
K
T
Doesn't matter that you're on a bike, you're not a real biker until you're worthy of respict.

>>28460737
They all make their bikes un-rideable shit with 23" front wheels and air ride.
It already handles like a brick its a fucking cruiser.

>$2100 bones for one bone that isn't even real
https://www.dinosaurcorporation.com/apatosaurus6.html

>>28460728
German engineering at its best

>>28460720
You have bones inside of you right now.

>>28460073
Get a used aircolled sportster and keep it for life because they'll be invaluable collectors when Harley goes full homo-gay and makes scooters for Indians and SE Asians until they're bought out by the Chinese

>>28460465
Here's what you do, Google some "tuning buzzwords" slide back in the thread and try to save face kek. 1 fucking wire LMAO

>>28460753
I'll be putting the "no maintenance chain" under a scope next time I'm in the office. This thing came out dryer that my roofied sister and lasted less than 12k miles, even with regular-ish maintenance.

just blew my tranny on route 66

>>28460762
>gulp

>>28460767
how romantic

>>28460767
whoops, thought this was /dbt/ on /lgbt/

>>28460308
BMW R1250RS
>actually fits people who aren't twinks, women, or asian
>also looks cool
>higher top speed
>better in traffic as well because of better clipons (or optional handlebar)
>can tour on it
>better for riding in winter

>>28460773

>>28460728
I hate the Germans so God damn much. I ordered a pressure test kit from some German company and they sent the adapter piece and a Schrader valve that I needed to fucking press in with an actual press. Actually the press at the machine shop didn't work and I ended up using my bearing puller and a washer as a press and finally got it. All that hassle then pic related would have bee much better to install. But no, krautnogs have to be complicated like usual. It's no wonder they lost.

>>28459887
>>BABE IM TOOOOONING
>>Sounds kinda like a rev limiter but fucked up and dangerous for the motor
Dont forget you managed to get a no-start condition after funking with the brake lights on a brand new bike, lmk if you need me to dig it up i know your brake cleaner addled brain cant remember things too well.

>>28460485
>>28460496
>>28460528
>>28460544
I don't know why, but I'm crying. Thanks for the laughs, dbt.

>>28460577
Yeah but she's got thick wide mommy hips, so who cares. Definitely breedable.
19:17

>>28460577
idk if theres anything less attractive than blonde hair and black eyebrows kek

>>28459887
>>Shooting massive fire balls everywhere, and bogs and won't rev past 8k where the huge fuel dump is
I am betting that tune is for sitting in parking lots shooting fireballs, not riding.

>>28460685
That is exactly what it has to do with. Did you read the fine print on their website about the tune? You're typically supposed to block off the PAIR valve system with a 2wdw tune. That and remove the exhaust valve actuator, if it has one. Definitely look your tune up on the website again, but you're usually supposed to block off the PAIR valve system. I left the valve plugged in because it will set a check engine light, but block off the ports with rubber caps or buy the block off plates.

>>28460783
i'd argue quite the opposite

>>28460791
Bro he has no clue what he's fiddling with. Doesn't even understand what units he's changing kek

>>28460794
The first time I sent them my ECU the bike was stock, I probably read this and disregarded it. 2nd time around I didn't even look, just shipped it out. So yeah, I'm a dumbass. Luckily I still have the hardware to block off the O2 sensor but will need to go disconnect that as well it looks like.

>>28460764
>>28460779
You got anything else little baby? Come on, keep melting down.
It's not gonna get you any pussy. You're a butthurt turbo incel and you're not beating the allegations.

>>28460797
That's a nigga

>>28460777
checked

>>28460802
whiter than you mohammad

>>28460776
I once met 2 straight men, in their 50s, with matching 1250RS's
put me off that closested bike forever

>>28460801
>be you, virgin incel, wrenchlet
>drop 60,000$ on sportbikes in a year to run the bad-biker larp
>finally get a bite
>yea bros were gonna get married shes a virgin and everything

>>28460797
thats a man tho

>>28460833
what makes you say that

I didn't ride my bike to work today :(

I took the stiggerpill again bros
Just couldnt help myself
1/3 of em, but because bike was stole, this one granted Kando +1 against crackheads

>>28460839
its a sunday

>>28460843
>Implying dbt doesn't have Catholic priests.

>>28460851
i've only met 1 priest cool enough to ride a bike, and he was an orthodox serb(in bosnia), who rode a busa

>>28460778
its personal now lol

>>28460855
pokazi svoje biciklo, odma

>>28460864
and a durka durka mohammed jihad to you too

>>28460855
He could also be a fireman, a policeman, an Indian, or any of the other members of the village people.

>>28460868
nigga he is speaking in baltic lmao. american education everyone

>>28460873
jokes aside, he actually was the towns blacksmith and his family ran a bakery

>>28460881
my assumption is that he's a bosnian barking at me
2 tours taught me everything I need to know about their wannabe jihad westoid LARP
and I'm much worse than an American - I'm a leaf, and we were "peacekeeping" for (((NATO)))

>>28460883
white sharia is the white man's only hope

>>28460840

>>28460888
Stiggerpill 3/3

>>28459185 (OP)
FRESH BREAD

>>28460894

>>28460894

>>28460894

Not that other anon but here's my bike. Bought it a couple of days ago and I am getting my learners permit tomorrow. 250cc rebel in good shape, and all the (reasonable) gear. The yurop safety cert filters saved me a lotta research time, if not cash.

I plan to start practicing this week since Ive got days off on workdays and that means less traffic on the roads. Jyst have to not get killed now.

>>28460816
You tipped your hand a long time ago when you were depressed and raging over my life.
What a pathetic waste of oxygen you are, lmao

>>28460067
Nice ACE

>>28459971
>They sacrifice all that high speed ability to just endlessly pull very fast to 90 in basically whatever gear you’re in.
Best part about torky cruisers

>>28460476
1000cc bikes are what is used for big boy racing and so anything bigger that goes really fast is pretty much vanity project like hayabusa(not saying it's bad bike).