Thread 28492500

>girl at work with a 2003 lancer asked if it was faster than my 2023 civic type R

The fact she even asked is a blackpill

>>28492500 (OP)
>asked if it was faster than my 2023 civic type R
>girl at work with a 2003 lancer
She thinks she's driving picrel

>>28492500 (OP)
Come on mate, just befriend her, she's already interested in the idea of her car being faster than yours.

>>28492500 (OP)
If she not fat, get that poon anon kun.

>>28492500 (OP)
She was setting you up to say:
>You wanna come for a ride and I'll show you how fast it is?
You fucking virgin retard

>>28492521
>>28492539
How was he supposed to know though

>>28492550
idk man I was so fucking dense that I didn't realize a chick had a thing for me back in hs. near the end of a party, she laid out on my bed asking if she could crash. we talked while I was trying to figure out who could make sure she got home safe because I couldn't leave. some of us are truly, magnificently, retarded

>>28492830
My friend's little sister (15) was literally presenting her ass to me (18) in super tight jeans during a sleepover when it was just us two in her room and she cried later that night that I didn't pick up on her offer.

>>28492500 (OP)
Even girls mog you
>2023 civic type R
Get something less gay

>>28492841
kek I had something similar happen. She was literally asking for it (not hinting, straight up "please have sex with me), but I got cockblocked by her brother because she was "too young".

>>28492830
>end of a party
OUT
OUT NOW

>"Hey anon *tee hee* is your car faster than mine?"
>YES IT IS THE 2023 HONDA CIVIC Type WITH 315 HP AT 6500 RPM AND WEIGHS 3188 LBS.
>"uh... Uh okay then anon..."
Pic related is OP

>>28492852
I caught on, I was just mortified of breaking the law. I turned 18 a month earlier.

>>28492830
I once had a girl tell me she was afraid to walk home alone after a work party because it was late and I suggested she buy a gun.

>>28492901
Based.

>>28492901
I can one up it. I once had a girl I went on a physical date with tell me her roommate was out of town, and she was afraid of sleeping alone at home. I'm 100% serious when I tell you that I also suggest she should buy a gun.

>>28492830
Dude we've all been there. Man did I fuck up some easy layups in my youth. Yes I was a fuckin clueless retard but still a horndog so eventually the odds began to work in my favor.
But thinking back... WHEW cringe af.

>>28492830
You didn't get aids or syphilis that night so I'd call that a win.

>>28492830
i'll pitch in
used to talk to this girl on the bus home from school. one day she tells me about how this guy was a 2-pump chump and invites me in, parents not home. shows me the child-proof doorknob on her bedroom door so her little brother cant get in.
i didnt do shit, talked for a few minutes and went home. took years for me to realize

>>28492500 (OP)
challenge her to a drag race. if she loses she has to go on a date
>inb4 kissless incel

>>28492500 (OP)
Unironically get a 1994 lancer 1.6

>>28492872
What bullshit. I dated a 15 year old on holiday when i was 18, her dad didnt have a problem with it also. you’re litterally a child at 18

>>28493008
>you’re litterally a child at 18
You're literally an adult.

>>28493052
Litterally a child.

>>28492830
>tfw ive never had a single moment like this in my life
>only going to get baller and uglier in the coming years
Really hits me right in the benis when I stop to think about it.

>>28493090
Balder not baller* KEK

>>28493077
Why do adult children have DDD tits and a fat ass?

>>28493120
God's will.

>>28493008
Her dad was in the next room and what I described, if it lead to sexual relations would have been illegal in Caliwali.

>>28492510
We never even got the evo 7.

>>28492500 (OP)
Bro a coworker of mine has a new edge mustang that was de-badged by the previous owner and another coworker asked him if it was a fucking honda. My mans soul came outta his body for a sec when he heard the question. M8 normies don't know dick about cars it's cursed as shit.

"wow cool plastic fisher price clown car anon, do you think you think you can keep up with my 03 Lancer? I'll give you a head start"

>>28493090
Same, but I don't doubt my ability to fuck it up just as hard.

>>28492914
Oh, good lord...

>>28492500 (OP)
That's an in. She wants (wanted) you to exploit it.

>>28492500 (OP)
Is it though?

>>28492500 (OP)
>Lancer
It's not even an evo. Take the bait and race her.

>>28493052
Idk man I'm 36 and started clapping this little 19 yr olds cheeks at work. She may be legal but I'm still waiting for Chris Hanson to ask me to take a seat.

>>28494378
You only think that because you've consumed feminist propaganda. Why should you feel weird at all about having sex with an adult female in their prime fertility?

>>28492521
>>28492518
>>28492539
How fucking sex deprived are you that you think a normal interaction with the opposite gender means you should try to have sex

>>28492901
>>28492914
Men are problem solvers, the best at it. But funni nonetheless.

>>28494492
Lol, your brain is fried from feminism crap, I'd take that as two retards flirting. So flirt back. Have fun, if it leads nowhere, its just building experience.

>>28493001
So much torque the chassis twisted coming off the line. He barely kept her on the track.

>>28492500 (OP)

ok perfect. Now take her for a ride it in.

>>28494492
>"just befriend her"
>means you should try to have sex
How fucking sex deprived are YOU faggot?

>>28492500 (OP)
>he didn't ask her to get in yours so you could show her speed and something else
You fucking retard. You fucked it up!

>>28492901
Fucking kek. Honestly not a bad way to filter out some shitlib roastie though

After reading this thread I’m going to take every suggestion from a woman to physically be in her presence as an invitation to sex
Wish me luck

>>28492500 (OP)
You don't have a CTR

>>28492500 (OP)
Her car is genuinely cooler

>>28495420
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Have I fucked up in cringe ways? Have I had women accuse me of sexual harassment? Yes and yes. But I've had sex with half a dozen women so I don't care if some thottbot was insulted by me hitting on her.
https://youtu.be/N7FVmeJXwCY

>>28492901
>>28492914
i can definitely see myself doing shit like this. i think i already did actually.
>around 2016 or so
>chit chatting with chick at work
>mentioned how she got extra tickets to a red hot chili peppers concert
>i just go oh cool, nice, nice... :)
only about a year later did i realise i could've asked if any of her friends were taking her up on those tickets

>>28495420
>tranny seething about the concept of flirting
There's plenty of women in the world who enjoy casual flirting even if they have no intention of having sex with the guy.

>>28492914
>physical date
before finishing the rest of your post i knew you had autism

>>28494492
it’s always about having sex. unless the person you’re interacting with is ugly

>>28494492
Are you a faggotron or something

>>28492830
>end of party
>about to leave
>cute girl asks me where I'm going
>tell her I'm going to sleep in my campervan outside (inherited from granpa)
>she tries to convince me to sleep inside with everyone else
"No way! I've got a campervan out there!"
>start autistically telling her about the campervan features and how comfy it is
>never ask her if she wants to check it out or anything
>just walk out and go to sleep in my comfy campervan

an /o/tist to the end

>>28493090
>>only going to get baller
based, have fun anon

>>28492500 (OP)
her car is cooler than yours though

>>28494492
I'm with you, anon. You should be raping them instead.

>>28492868
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>28492830
>girl having car troubles
>offer to fix since its just wiper blades and an aging serpentine
>change belt and wiper blades in work parking lot
>while working on it she brings up how she wants a boyfriend who can help her with car stuff
>tell her theres ton of car guys out there and even recommend a co-worker
>gets more specific about tall (I'm 6'2)
>tell her theres plenty of tall guys out there as well
>change jobs shortly after and never see her again

>at new job
>girl is afraid to walk to car alone
>walk her to her car every shift with her
>get told by other coworkers she only asks me and doesnt bother asking when I'm off
>think nothing of it
>one night asks me to go to the beach with her to watch the sunset
>tell her no because I have to get on the game with the bros
>she quits shortly after

>>28496419
Fucking based

>>28494479
Because I always dated older until now.

>>28494492
Literally how that thing with the 19yr old started. You have to make the move. Unless ur used to dealing with purple hair problem glasses having cunts but they are old hags by now.

>>28492550
If she doesn’t scream no or run away then she means yes

>>28494492
imagine unironically being friends with a woman

>>28493193
when people think "lancer" they dont think of the base model. they think the evo. thats the lancer. the evo isnt the performance model for the lancer, the base model is the downgraded commuter version of the evo (which is just "the lancer"). same goes for the impreza and especially the skyline since we didnt even get the base model for that one. the rebooted charger is in a similar camp

>>28498501
personally i still take notice even when i see a shitty base model of those japanese cars, and id be pleased to meet any normie who had enough of an interest in cars to go out of their way to buy a base model lancer because they saw the evo in F&F or a video game. as long as they werent a vapebro douchebag that is

>>28498501
Maybe if your whole understanding of cars comes from video games.
If someone has an evo, they refer to it as an evo. If someone says Lancer or Impreza it means the non turbo 99% of the time.

>>28498517
well yeah obviously anyone who actually knows their stuff wouldnt refer to them that way, i just mean the general normiesphere

>>28492510
>>28493193
If Mitsubishi relaunched the Evo in america around the same price as the Type R it would be the best selling sports car of the year by far

>>28492500 (OP)
>EJECTO SEATO CUZ

>>28499609


It's honestly crazy how Mitsubishi just up and decided to suck shit through its own asshole one day.
They were top of the world, championship rally cred, sitting pretty making some of the coolest cars to ever do it. And then what? Just throw it all in the dumpster, and leave us with nothing but shit like the mirage (dead now too lmao) as a fuckin sad denouement for a once great brand.

>>28499830
problem is that for Mitsubishi the parent company the car partt is only a tiny percentage of their business so they dont care.

Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group (the largest bank in Japan), Mitsubishi Corporation and Mitsubishi Heavy Industries

>>28499830
Even worse with Niggsan. Midshit was atleast small company. Niggsan is a travesty.

>>28492500 (OP)
What's a "cuh"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv84-lUuTAs

>>28500080
did any mitsu cars have mitsubishi heavy industries on the vin/chassis plate like subaru had fuji heavy industries? always thought that sounded cool

>>28505380
cousin, like bro

>>28505398
mhi and mmc are not the same company

>>28505696
i know...but would've been cool to see it on the chassis plate anyway :(

>>28496419
lmao

>>28505689
Then just say it properly

>>28506239
Forget about it, cuh.

>>28506666
No in fact I remember it quite well.