Thread 28499265

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING 2008 BMW F800ST?! DAMN WHAT AN INCREDIBLE THREAD

>Motorcycle pics, webms
>SCHIZOS OUT
>rip gn and gaymoo. never forgotten
>CB500 leg legion association guild clan
>Tennyfren HQ & CP2/3 sanctuary
>WhitePower™ suspension, proud /DBT/ sponsor
>DUCATI more like poocat
>MOTORRAD
>scoots are frens and deserve your pity
>quad and enduro chads are always welcome
>I don't know what Kando mean
>SHOW PICS
>GO RIDE YOUR MOTORCYCLE

Links
>https://msf-usa.org
>https://cycle-ergo.com/
>https://superbikeschool.com
>https://ridelikeachampion.com
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/helmets
>https://www.bmwmotorcycles.com

STICKY(UNDER CONSTRUCTION): >>23526953

Mandatory viewing
>A Bíblia das Curvas de autoria (TOTW2) by Keith Code
https://youtu.be/ClmFaHuJUDU?si=FU6pnfI1fp4OtgJC

>Bakuon!
https://hianime.to/watch/bakuon-5834?ep=42715

>YAMAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrhHRGDJWWU

>( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
https://youtu.be/77T2GM8huiQ

Previous:
>>28497902

:)

^MEET, FUCK, AND RIDE!^
>(New GROOMERS map! Getting ready to add new anons:
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1oTvWWrLIUa0wWsds9QQdGmsYzFVYnyxs

Cow hours

A good bike

>>28499275
you could say...

cours

why dont you have a polish mail-order /adv/ slampiggy?

>you know its him when he doesnt troll the bread

lol still followed the rules good job

What a shit thread

>>28499261
>>28499278
he's a nigger and considering stealing his neighbours bike
you know this to be true because he calls it an "s1000rr m3 edition"

>>28499288
lmao the last time I made a /DBT/ op was like 2018 when I still had my KTM

>>28499292
it's actually an excellent thread, a tremendous thread, you just can't fathom just how great it is, 9 out of 10 jannies agree this is a superior quality thread

>guy has a bike listed for £5000
>call him to make an offer (at 5k)
>>i've already got an offer for £7250
>okay, goodbye
>2 months later its still for sale at 5k, now with free delivery

yeah get fucked boomernigger.

my name is tyrone and I'm considering stealing my neighbor's bike, it's some kind of BMW, shieeeeeet idk all these fancy italian names and sheit. how much can i get off craigslist?

>>28499295
good bread

>>28499300
shoot him a text offering 2.5 then it stew

>>28499266
If there comes a day when manual motorcycles are as uncommon as manual cars have become I will be the joker

can someone explain the cb 500 legion meme to a newfag?

>>28499265 (OP)
Vroom vroom and shit
>>28499295
What took you so long man

>>28499323
better cut ur cheeks then
because basically the entire honda range is selling as DCTs now, and getting actual manual is an option most people dont opt for

only a matter of time till the rest of the japs and bmw copy

>>28499273
My NC is still in millburn NJ where I used to live but she and I are in Bethlehem PA now, nostalgic to see the picture I used, that was my wife’s minivan when we first started dating

>>28499324
no

>>28499327
Honda figured it out now with the e clutch, still counts as a manual in my book

RIP lmao

>to the guy that just got banned
Enjoy the range ban and your 50+ posts getting deleted, bus riding faggot.

>banning someone for posting part of the OP
the threadfag actually went to the jannies and cried on IRC, lmfao.

>>28499326
I didn't come here from like 2020-2023 when life got in the way of me riding much at all, and even then I'm not constantly in the threads, easier to let other people bake most of the time.

>>28499273
lmao, I get deleting the other posts, but this one?

>>28499350
>crying over pixels
Just crack a cold one open and post bikes bro

Say something nice about the Tracer 9 I bought today

>>28499360
I love it good bike bro.

>>28499358
You first, nobike

>>28499323
I'll bolt old manuals to cheap automatics and I am serious.

>>28499360
>inb4 have you thought of a name for her?
How much did you pay ? It’s a beeeeg girl if you ask me but then again I’m no big boy

>>28499360
Sweet bike, can you still use the bags from an fjr1300 like you could on the original FJ09?

How hard is it to change out steering head bearings? Apparently mine are chattering

>>28499373
About 12k
It's basically in new condition
Accorsing to the sales guy some boomer put like 2000 miles on it then traded it for a dct goldwing

>>28499265 (OP)
who makes a good helmet lock? I don't like how fiddley using the rear seat is on the gixxus.

Is there such a thing as a home motorcycle maintenance course? Everything I'm finding is about getting certified as a mechanic, which I do not want. I want to build basic skills & confidence. Basically the MSF course for maintenance on your own bike.
>Here are the basic tools you will need
>how you check your air system and change the filter.
>how you change the oil.
>how to maintain your fuel system.
>how to maintain, repair, replace a chain
>how to replace a tire
I looked up some youtube videos but it's not the same as real classes.

>>28499393
Put it on the ground next to your bike. Or, get a locking saddlebag.

>>28499395
https://www.rideapart.com/features/423336/motorcycle-maintenance-advice-guide/

>>28499395
Did you not have a dad?

Did he get banned for posting the map link? Twenty years of 4chan and I still can’t believe the janitors do it for free
Homos

>>28499408
It's 2025, we were all 'raised' by single mothers

>>28499412
Jannies are retarded shitheads? Imagine my shock

>>28499395
there's a in person course in San Francisco
https://www.motoguild-sf.com/collections/classes-and-workshops
Fox has in person sessions in Ohio

IT'S REFINED.
IT'S ELEGANT.
IT LETS YOU KNOW IT'S WELL ENGINEERED.

https://youtu.be/8tKwSk3Lp-g

>>28499360
nice

>>28499423
We need a yu the great to solve the janny question with state authority

>>28499275
>FORZA

I actually really like this. The green and gold is great. Tempting to trade my 8S for one.

>>28499442
It does look way better than the 8s

>>28499429
Bike thieves need to be hanged

>>28499412
>past thread went from 312 responses to 254
My guy was quite literally shitting the threads. I don’t think the map had anything to do with the ban

>>28499453
8 IPs also got wiped
The drake schizo, the femboy, and the “the hand the wrench” posts are also all gone

>>28499265 (OP)
Friendship ended with Toyota. Now BMW is my best friend

>>28499277
>>28499356
>orange

>>28499395
>Is there such a thing as a home motorcycle maintenance course?
I took one years ago at my local community college. They have a large vo-tech area on campus, and they had a dude who held two classes: a regular style class, and a long Saturday class you could bring in a bike and get help working on it. The instructor was this cool old biker. Every year he had meetups at his property for former students. They were lots of fun.

>>28499463
>good things happened
Kino

>>28499360
>>28499464
Really gotta start scrolling down more before I reply mindlessly. Congrats on the bike anon - rode an MT09 on a demo day and that engine is fuggin amazing.
>>28499395
Revzilla's shop manual/motorcycle magazine with Ari Henning is amazing for someone starting off. Just watch all his vids and buy the tools he recommends in one of the first youtube videos. Wish I had that resource when I started wrenching.

hey retards the other thread hasn't reached the limit

>>28499479
It did until it didn't

>>28499481
shit i missed more juicy drama
did he crash out again?

>>28499482
hes been getting banned like crazy in the last 24h lol

>>28499482
dude got banned, and he alone had like 50 posts in that thread.

>>28499478
Exhaust looks like a boa. Very neat

>>28499485
Damn, is that the Risitas posting schizo?

>>28499482
A few people got banned

>>28499489
nope it was one of the bakuon guys

>>28499484
>>28499485
>>28499490
keep on trucking risitas kek

>>28499494
They got shoomer?

>>28499506
when you reply to someone's post who gets banned you can also catch a ban

>>28499506
nah shooms is ok

>>28499512
Oh interesting. Had no idea

>>28499515
Ah good. I was checked out most of last thread, it looked a shit show

>3 day weekend the first weekend with new t7
>endish of day 2 and 450 miles ridden
I am feeling it

>>28499494
>thinks Rin is better than Hijiri
>jannie bans him
As he should.

>>28499537
Rin is best girl.

>>28499539
based Rin enjoyer

>>28499442
They nailed the headlight.

Still cant get over how ludicrous this is.

>>28499539
Onsa is best girl. Rin isn't even in the club.

>>28499559
does that have a lower section of the frame that comes out?

>>28499559
jannies ban this guy instead he wants to put the unique 6 cyl cbx engine in some shitty nigrigged quadcar

>>28499442
Finally Suzuki is making new bikes. That too good looking ones.

>>28499539
>>28499547
For me it's between Hane and Rin.
F Rin, M Hane, K Onsa the Jew.

>>28499442
i love the way it looks but 82 hp ;_;

>>28499583
Onsa>Sensei>Hane>the rest

Why are harleys so ubiquitous in america. I have ridden a few different harleys and don't get the appeal.

>>28499265 (OP)
clean thread, will be posting my bike

>>28499566
fat pussy lips onsa isnt cute
>>28499539
titmonster rin is not cute

>>28499599
picrel is my dad's, fatboy. he rides maybe once a year these days. he used to ride alot in his teens/20s. I think he rode an RD250 back then. I think older boomers gravitated towards because there was an established culture with people similar to them.

>>28499616
forgot pic

Lift is begging for mercy.

>>28499583
Rin is best girl

>>28499599
I dunno man, I think it goes a lot with the Republican slop culture. I don't get it either.
They say that Harleys never wave, but they typically wave at me. It's the scooters that never wave.

>>28499611
No you won’t you bikeless faggot.

>>28499599
people here are fat. sportbikes aren't comfortable

>>28499613
I'm used to F cup titties so that's just normal to me.

>>28499619
>its bully hours
actually i WONT be posting my bike i changed my mind
>>28499622
>I'm used to F cup titties
like IRL??

>>28499624
You never would
You never could
You never will
You never can


You are a filthy Indian subhuman, shitting in these threads, because there’s a tiger in your local area so you can’t shit outside.

>>28499626
Are you the guy that got nuked last thread? Fooken ell m9 the jannies are done taking shit, the threads back to 250, it would be crazy if 1 dude was responsible for 1/6th of the posts here kek.

>>28499624
Yes, my girl has F cups.
Can literally suffocate in them.

>>28499629
Same guy

>>28499549
I'm trying to get the Rin charm, have the Onsa and Hane one

>>28499618
>scooters that never wave
pretentious bastards with a mod vs rocker mentality

>>28499640
>mod vs rocker mentality
what

>>28499642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY155Eh3684

>>28499646
wow what bike is this?

Is it a dumb idea to get a used GS 1250 Adventure with around 50k on the clock?

>>28499649
>needs more lights

>>28499650
Not really it must've been maintained reasonably well.

>>28499406
>>28499414
nta but even those of us with dads didn't necessarily have ones who rode bikes or knew how to wrench on them. Mine at least drove manual sporty cars most of my life and could do DIY shit but even that seems to be pretty rare, and I had to learn most of the wrenching stuff I know on my own or from friends who worked at shops etc. (And then eventually I worked at a shop myself and learned a lot there.)

>>28499442
Damn I love that color combo too. Not the kind of bike I'm in the market for but I'd be super tempted to get a DRZ or Strom in that color combo.

Sold the GSXS
Back to Brazil bike.
The GS500 is busted, but still running, so it's my daily again.

Parts are in the mail.

>>28499646
>>28499649
reminds me of those Coney Island Harleys with like 50 taillights

>>28499649
mod

I want to learn track riding on something that's cheap and repairable in case I eat it on a corner. Is a supermoto like a DRZ a good starting bike for that?

>>28499664
we were poor so dad always bought shitboxes and I'd watch him work on stuff and eventually helped. when I started driving at 16 I got a shitbox of my own and carried on the tradition. doing engine/trans swaps, replacing clutches, suspension, brakes, it's all easy it's just a step by step process. you learn tricks along the way but it's mostly "how tf do I remove this bolt?".

>>28499667
>Sold the GSXS
why

>>28499573
>niggerrigged.
Let's get something straight here.
Im not some tweaker that recently discovered Harbor Freight sells welders.
I was lucky enough to work under God's of Dirt that have their own wiki pages.
The references on my resume look like an Alma Mater mailing list for SCORE.
Ontop of that, ACTUAL CBX owners love the idea of the build. They recognize the uniqueness of the bike AND of what im building.

Seriously dude- I have the MASTER PROOF SET of A-arms for the MICKEY THOMPSON stadium racers.
Do you even know who that man was?!
>Why do I have them?
Because we cleaned the shop and they were in the rafters above the tool room and I asked my boss (Rory Chenowth) if I could have them....

Im old, broken and grumpy.
Little panty waste douchebags like you really piss me
I can name drop until this thread hits bump limit and you will still be just some faghot with a generic oem bike crying like a little bitch.

>>28499680
Yeah but, OEM bikes are actually engineered well

>>28499408
I asked my dad if I could park my bike in his garage and work on it. he has 2 bikes of his own, has all the tools and know how
>he said no, I should have it towed to a shop
>mfw
>>28499478
That looks good. I'm on it.
>>28499470
I'll look into this, thank you.

>>28499664
>his dad didn't once yell at him about holding a torch straight.
The mentality transcends bikes. It could be fixing a leaking piece of plumbing, fucking around with a door, building patio furniture, etc.
Mine came over some weekends ago and just watched me change a leaking valve cover gasket on the civic.

>>28499678
Not shitty enough for me
I AM going to miss the sounds and speed of that machine

>>28499683
I built about 200 Mazda chassis.
Where is your god now (?)

>>28499559
Thats a wide as boi.
Happy to see you restoring it anon.

>>28499691
post bike

Saw a mint VFR on my ride around today.

>be me
>shoom from kelownq to fakin vanvan burnaby jones abbostford everytjing inbetween worse bc
>realize picrel, so mucj slack i chewed my guide bros
>makeshift wrenchlet hours at a skatepark, luxkily i have all the tools i need
>finally done, all the places i was going to stay booked, now everytjing is $500/night
I JUST WANT TO SHOOM EITH TENNYFRENS 2.0 FLAKERS FLAKED EDITION BUT I MIGHT AS WELL STRING UP AT THIS RATE FUCK, PRETTY SURE ILL NEED A NEW CHAIN BEFORE 10,000KM AND IM HALFWAY THERE ALRWADY

fuxkin fuck bros, at least i saw my brother nephews neice and sis in law as well as her parenta for some pizder

Also what the fucking fuck is with this city, nothing opens for parts until tuesday, useless piece of shit lmao

>>28499705
Why don't you just sleep outside, pussy?

>>28499683
This might be one of my cars.
Have to check the number on tag plate to be sure.

>>28499684
Sounds like a shitty dad.
Was he always like that?

>>28499691
I hate naked bikes so much it's unreal

>>28499712
post bike

>>28499677
It was kinda the opposite in my family, parents made good money but worked a shitload of overtime and biz travel (including multi-month/year projects out of town) so they weren't around a whole lot and my dad didn't have time or energy for much in the way of mandatory DIY or wrenching, just some occasional hobby stuff that was more toward woodworking and modelmaking etc.

>>28499686
Yeah that's definitely true. I at least knew how a ratchet or a drill worked and so on. I learned a lot on my own and would even show my dad how to properly do shit as a kid though, he was kinda clueless and even before the internet I watched a shitload of those home improvement TV shows and learned stuff from them, and probably half the xmas presents etc. that I asked for as a kid were tools that I'd then use to do most of the wrenching around the house even when I was like 12.

>>28499680
>Seriously dude- I have the MASTER PROOF SET of A-arms for the MICKEY THOMPSON stadium racers.
>Do you even know who that man was?!
>>Why do I have them?
>Because we cleaned the shop and they were in the rafters above the tool room and I asked my boss (Rory Chenowth) if I could have them....

>I can name drop until this thread hits bump limit and you will still be just some faghot with a generic oem bike crying like a little bitch.

Tiger anon here.
got my autistic jap gf her MT-03.
first ride today together. Good times

>>28499742
nice. may you make many beautiful hapa babies.
>>28499723
this may not be a popular opinion, but it's better to be wealthy and have a monkey do the wrenching for you.

Gf got a chance to ride my buddy’s scooter as we rode through wine country today. She took it very slow and only did what was comfortable for her
Comfy ride, good stuff.
She then rode passenger for the 60 miles back home, she seems to be getting more comfortable backseat. Hope I can convince her to go on a tour with one of these weekends

>>28499738
Awww... the no life basement dweller is upset

While you were jerking off to anime i was having a beer with Bruce Meyers.
When you were posting on /dbt/ asking "what bike should I buy?!" I had already ridden (literally) every current HD model.
Im sitting here trying to explain how the feel of the geometry of a KX differs from a CR and youre trying to sell people on the (1 of 2) bikes you've ever ridden.

>>28499749
kinda depends imo. I should agree, as somebody who was a high-level version of that monkey for years (built/maintained race cars) but it's a lot more convenient sometimes to just do basic shit yourself instead of waiting for a slot at a shop and maybe being without your bike for a few days. It's also just fun sometimes, not so much when working on a shitbox where everything is a pain in the ass but doing upgrades to a new/well maintained clean bike is fun.

>>28499742
Based. I wonder if my potential autistic jap gf would be down to ride, she likes every single bike post I make without fail (she likes almost all of my posts though) and I know she's into cars and was a bit of a yanki in her younger days. She's tall for a Japanese girl too (5'7"ish) so could actually ride a lot of stuff that most can't.

Did a full wash today and then decided to go out for a while.
>>28499751
That's great, anon! Start small touring with her. Eventually she'll wanna go on longer and longer trips.

>>28499749
>>28499761
Also, I meant to add, the best is being wealthy AND doing your own wrenching, because then you can afford all the nice tools, space to work, a lift, nice bikes and parts to work with, etc.

>>28499752
It's not worth getting into it with people here. Took me a long time to accept it too but eventually I hit the point where coming home from my job where I was building championship race, time attack, and autocross cars to find that 16 people had called me a retard on /o/ because I told somebody not to waste money on shitty chinese coilovers was more than I had enough fucks to deal with.

>>28499709
Im probably gping to emd up doing that anyways, i just wanted a nice ahower and clean butthole foe my lil brothers church day

Where is the tennyfren from the island
I dont have his snapshit anymore
WHERE MY ISLAND BOY AT???
WE SHOOMIN OR WHAT NIBBA

>>28499752
>While you were jerking off to anime i was studying THE BIKE
>When you were posting on /dbt/ asking "what bike should I buy?!" I was studying THE BIKE

>>28499781
agree but some people aren't cut out for mechanics, it's like a curse.

>>28499776
>are you chains yoinked
Why yes they fucking are, im pretty sure my next bike gom be shaft drive or least not a dirtybike chew thru chains sheesh

Hey
No real girls allowed

>>28499797
>my next bike gom be shaft drive
gs adventure boomer shoomer arc soon

Does anyone post here who isn’t either a tranny (nobike), pedophile, or completely new?

I really don’t think so

Also, what’s with the virus links in all the OP threads?

>>28499811
Why else would you be on 4chan

>>28499692
We're you getting paid $20 an hour to spot weld?

Just love me Yamaha

>>28499811
What do you consider completely new?

>>28499822
You’re new and a pedophile, yeah?

>>28499825
Yes he’s a 30 year old man whose “girlfriend” is a sophomore in high school. He talks about in the discord all the time, brags even.

>>28499594
>Sensei
A title earned through experience.

>>28499811
I have a bike rasheed

>>28499594
tfw 1250cc

>>28499599
>Why are harleys so ubiquitous in america.
Boomers' daddies bought back 80 gorillion surplus Harleys from the Army after WW2 and they became a meme the same way milsurp rifles did on /k/. Then Harley kept making new bikes for the boomers and subsequent generations and they were actually fairly competitive until the CB750. Unfortunately the boomers also aborted 50 million GenXers so the generational taste turnover in the 70s was a wet fart, and millennials were poor as shit thanks to the 2008 crash, so Harley sales to boomers and LARPers are STILL the majority of US motorcycle sales.

OK, so I need a new set of stands to replace the harbor freight ones; far too much wobble. Pitbull? Woodcraft? something else? Is there even really a difference past like $200?

>>28499594
>Not lusting after the hag principal who still fits into her leathers from college

>>28499819
I didn't know Yamaha sold the sr400 outside it's domestic market.

>>28499851
SR400 is a single cylinder. That's a Ptwin

>>28499825
I've been here for a minute and I am not attracted to children.

>>28499829
Lol. You're a discord fag, and you're listening to somebody pretending to be me. Retard.

>haven't ridden in three years now
>finally in a position to buy another bike
>nothing good on the market
>riding season already half done

>>28499867
>nothing good on the market
I don't believe you

>>28499705
Where are you. Might be able to help out

The amount of potholes in Colorado Springs is insane. Brand new roads have 5 foot wide craters already. I hit one tonight and crushed my balls.

>>28499701
Headlight looks sick

>>28499877
I love your bike.
Please get some video, I really want to hear it.
You got any plans for exhaust and tune?
How many miles so far?

>>28499851
They sold them in the US up through like 2019 I think. I missed buying one by like six months because none of the owners are selling on the used market even now.

>>28499705
Where the fuck did you wind up that's $500 a night, downtown Victoria?

>>28499868
If you'd ever been to Saskatchewan Canada you would

>>28499809
Yeqh i seriously cant be fucked right now
Who in the fucking god damn in honda japan land thought these tiny quqrter inch sections were enough for torque
What the fuck man
Ive got about 75% of torque and 2 of the 3 threads minimum on this axle lugnut, am i gonna died bros?
I just cant be fucked anymore man, bike needs a truck logistic support package and tools for days, this is so gay bros

What can i realistically do for the next 1500kms because im about to be stranded in a liberal infested hellhole
AHHHHHHH

>>28499893
Bro what did you do to it

>>28499893
Hurting it

>>28499632
You are winning the game we never knew we could play.

I'm buying this

>>28499884
Thanks bro, I have a video on YouTube the stock exhaust sounds decent. Not a whole lot of options available for the exhaust rn. Austin racing has a slip on but $1700 for a slip on that does nothing kinda seems like a waste. The Termis are pretty much the only option worth going for rn. Hoping for a cat delete mid-pipe to drop, honestly I’d keep the stock exhausts if that happened.

>>28499594
Sensei is pedo and groped poor Hand Chan. Not cool.

>>28499889
https://www.yamaha-motor.com.ph/sport-machines/sport-heritage/sport-heritage/sr400
Still making them brand new in the Philippines.

>>28499867
Buy a t7 and call it a day.

>>28499920
Why though?

Beautiful goth girl from my work came up to me after hovering around me for a while. We hit it off really well, but bros I need advice. She got hella piercings, and talks kinda like a hoodlum (albeit high pitched around me her inner white girl came out), she’s hot but my red flag detector is going off. Do I run? Lw had a crush on her for a while.

>>28499948
Run the puss is not worth it, she will be bipolar and try to murder you or press rape charges.

>>28499948
you can fix her and get yourself a cute goth wife

>>28499948
>hella piercings
>goth girl
>talks like a nigger unless she’s around her victims
think it’s a good idea anon get back to us when she skull fucks your mind and kills your self esteem

>>28499874
Burquitlam plaza rn, its over
How can one help, i need a new one now bwcause shits fucked
>>28499896
Same thing i did before, but then this time it didnt worked and i never overtorque retarded shit lile this to what habben
Im kinda cheesed a critical component ia dependent on a 1/4inxh lip not even of equally thick piece of shit stainless
Starting to think the only way to actually enjoy the crf is with a truck and parts and tools as you go
I want to be a nobike again
Never know these feels
I asked my brother if anyone from his church or frienda or whatever even has any tools or a fucking garage
I was suprized to find out everyone rents and everyone is poor
Makes me not want a bike
Instead rifles for the poors and we go from there skibidi biden style

>>28499948
Dated a girl like this and wanted to kms she still stalks me and no despite being a goth aesthetic Pinterest bitch with a fuck ton of tats claiming she was a “freaky sub” she had no pain tolerance and sex was vanilla and mid

>>28499948
>hovering around
Sign she’s very interested, mustered up the courage to talk to you.
>goth
>hella piercings
>talks like trash from the bay area
Might wanna reconsider, usually women who talk like they’re from the hood have violent tendencies.

>>28499960
>Burquitlam plaza rn
>stuck in a mall in the Vancouver suburbs at midnight
Genuinely grim.

>>28499948
Run Forest Run.

>>28499960
these are the times that try men's souls

>>28499932
It looks cool

>>28499920
Are the exhaust pipes supposed to be wrapped in dead animals?

>>28499997
I'm definitely replacing those with stock pipes either way. Check my quints

>>28499998
nigger

>>28499997
that's mummy wrap, it's emerged from its tomb

>>28499983
>>28499995
Fuck this im shoomin, sorry, FLAKING™ back the fuck up to the oakanagan bitches
But ill stay at the hotspring 1hr away tonught
I jate this
Im ridingbthrough the nihht
Ifvi die bros; Christ is King, never forget that

Ok ttyl ima night rider inna mountains onna half shitfest of a chain and axle lugnut combo ultimate i might as well die

Gobna shoom, fuck the jannoids
Over n out bros

I feel like buying back my first motorbike, the very one I sold five years ago. Tell me again why I shouldn’t

>>28500011
Do it.

>>28499265 (OP)
Decent thread

Where’s gn anon?

>>28500009
godspeed shoomers

>>28499999
>>28400000

>>28499537
Why don't Ducati anons larp as hijiri but Japanese bike anons routinely larp as the other girls? If I had a Ducati I'd pretend I was her. Was there not much character development in the show with her?

Today I will wash my baiku and do an oil change, then I'll ride to the place I have a job interview at just to scope out the scene.
>dress up for church in uncomfy clothes
>don't get to sleep in on Sunday morning
>Just sit there for 4 hours being told you're gonna burn in hell
Im gonna get my tasks done before church let's out because the streets will be very dangerous at noon.

>>28500048
>samuel
My boy is in Heaven.

Yama-bros, not like this! it wasn't supposed to be like this, were supposed to be #1 in reliability. This isn't kando at all.

My first bike got stolen, a year after owning it. So pissed. Insurance is taking forever to pay out.

Bought this thing NIB (new in box @ MSRP {manufacturers suggested retail price}) and it still developed a leak what the fuck. I wonder if honda cbr600 people are having this same issue.

>>28500151
They're trying to figure out if you set the theft up which is now standard procedure
>buy too much bike
>buy the wrong bike
>realize it's a meem
>don't feel like paying
>stage theft, keep bike for parts, get paid by insurance
Good lucc

>>28500154
It was a simple little Yamaha XV250 I bought used for 3600 AUD. Have the police report and everything. It was stolen a month ago and I've spent $275 just paying for public transport to work. To hell with this company. I just want to vroom.

>>28500159
I hate insurance jews.

On the left, 2 Soviet lifters for pushrods. Elegant yet efficient, if the cam face surface wears down too much, you can just make a new block out of scrap steel if need be and be on your way.

On the right, decadent western "engineering", the westoid is too stupid to figure out a proper lifter, but instead relies on caveman tier contraptions.
Simpletons.

>>28499996
Your tailbone will pay the tax.

Is 300 to r1250gs bad idea?

>>28499891
1. What's you budget homie? preferred layout? sport, cruiser, naked? I guarantee I can find you something.

2. Don't be a pussy, all three prairie provinces are your market, not just Sask. If the right bike is in Edmonton, or Winnipeg, or somewhere in between them, you can get there and back in a single weekend, that's within range if you really want the bike.

3. Have an open mind and don't be too picky.

4. My condolences for having to live in Saskatchewan, I would never wish such a fate on any man.

>>28500164
idk why the fuck we dont have a generic open source car yet, like....how many cunts have to try and figure out lifters. theres like 50+ car manufacturers all making slightly different lifters that operate within 2% of eachother. i should be able to just go to an auto parts store and order a lifter in a specific diameter.

>>28500169
You're probably okay, what 300 are you riding now?

It's getting too hot even in the mornings these days.

>>28500177
G310. I'm just wondering. Cheapest r1250 and most expensive f850 cost the same.

>>28500173
But that's lost sales and profitssssssss, you can't just buy "generic tappet one size fits all" for 5 bucks a piece because uhhh because you just can't okay? You need top buy this specific tappet for 250 bucks a piece.

Hi anons. Have not ridden a bike in 15 years. Finally in a position I can get something used. Found this on a local marketplace in my price range. Do u guys think its a good bike to get for as u can call a fresh rider as a daily? Live in a rural area, so most of my driving will be off city. It has 70k km on the clock and it's 2002. Any specific parts to look into when meeting seller? Is it worth getting something this old today? Are there any alternatives in a cruiser class?

>>28499599
The apple of motorcycles.

>>28500187
Cruisers will give you tailbone pain. We are all viffer Glazers here, so we'll tell you to buy one. Also consider ADVs, Vstrom, f850gs, AT, Transalp etc.

>>28500187
>Is it worth getting something this old today? Are there any alternatives in a cruiser class?
depends, v4s are rare as fuck now and will be outlawed soon because raisins. if the engine configuration is not what youre after id probably look at some newer sport tourer. but yea a v4 with a single sided swingarm is never happening again, consider the newest panigale v4 with widescreen TV and 250hp is using a standard swingarm.

>>28499599
Literally me

>>28499549
>>28499637
i'm only missing rin to get the 4 main girls but it's hard to find. Milk candy rides with me at the moment even if my engine is from suzuki

>>28500173
Car manufacturers will just lobby for regulation technically improving safety but it will also force re-engineering on the open hardware car keeping up with it is not something you can keep up with typical open source approach.

>>28499851
It's an xs400

>>28499867
My market is chock full of 90% ready to go classic bikes. Buy a set of wrenches and get one for a winter project.

>>28500178
I'm in the Deep South and I am sweating before i get the engine started

Is the ninja650 peak compromise between being poor (reliable, simple, efficient) and wanting something fun (300s r not highway viable in murika anymore)? I want to go faster but the 600cc sport segment is kill

>>28500178
I'm ready for Fall weather already

Welp, we officially chewed through the chain guide around 10,000km and 2nd chain
LETS SEE HOW FAR WE GO
im honestly suprized this chain and bike havent exploded yet and killed me
ALso noticed more rqttling loose bolts on a cover, then noticed my muffler is entirely loose
I think im gonna be stuck waiting for parts AGAIN or otherwise bros i might have to buy a shitty pickup and hope that it all works out
What a nightmare
I didnt even sleep outside more than 2 hours before societal jannoids interrupted me
And by societal jannoids i mean both slug and beetle and also a pickup that just parked and waited watching me
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>28500281
based video, bitch has no clothes on and acts like she doesnt want to fuck

>>28500281
Based
I approve of shitting on attention seekers and cloutlets
I approve of spraying water on clowns

>>28500281
Y'all laugh but this is same dude trying to run you over because you lane filtered and his inner voices told him you were putting him further back in line.

>>28499948
Hit it and quit it

Engine out of the Ural, waiting for a gasket kit to arrive so I can start transferring parts to the new block.

>>28499328
Have you ridden around Lancaster County in the fall? It's what made me want to stay in PA, and why I'm ITCHING to get a new bike.

>>28500285
Dafuq

>>28499948
A man needs a few mistakes in life. I can think of worse ones you could make.

Got my biku washed and polished at a shop. Haven't washed it in over 6 months I think. Sad, I need to take care of my biku more.

>>28500280
SV 650 was made for this, it won so hard. Then mt07 is trying to take over and cb750 is inching in. Sv650 is the solution.

>>28500286
She's covered head to toe retard

>>28500340
WHOOSH

>>28500343
My brain is full of fuck

Anybody have any experience with 30-50l (total) saddlebags on narrow bikes? Any brands you really like? I'm shopping around because I'm tired of jerry righing tie downs, but some of these prices seem out of pocket for what amounts to 2 packs on the side of your bike.

>>28499891
I've been through sask plenty.
Get an out of province bike from Alberta. Or get one of the plenty old UJMs

>>28500011
That thing is AWESOME

>>28500281
lmao dumb hoe

>>28500340
She's wearing a whores outfit. Skin tight leggings. Midrift exposed. In public without a chaperone. Absolutely has it coming.

>>28500352
I have tusk panniers and they are nice for the price. Narrow, easy on and off. But they are chink shit

>>28500281
Guy is wrong. This isn't pakistan. The girl owes you nothing, and she was friendly. Anyone on the guy's side, sorry to say, isn't white.

>>28500372
Simps like you are how we got into this news

>>28500372
>Guy is wrong
It was a nigger, they can't handle rejection

>>28500376
This might have more sting if it wasn't coming from someone too timid to enforce the hijab themselves and needing a strong Moorish warrior to do it for him.

>>28500376
You're brown.

>>28500073
In the manga Hijiri gets developed a little more. Hayakawa even gets turned into a blond trap maid for a day. Then she gets her bike, a custom built one of a kind 400cc Penegale V4.

/dbt/ I stayed up all night editing this fucking thiing and now I'm not sure what to do with it. It's a hair over 15 minutes long and is 2.84GB
Going to sleep now. When I wake up maybe I'll figure out how to put it on youtube. It's got copyrighted music, so maybe I'll need a different way to upload. IDK Too much to think about now. Sleep time.

>>28500350
Cute cat

>>28500398
Sleep well anon.

>>28500401
>>28500350
Nice cats brehs

Wagmi bros
Even with a broke ass chain, broken axle lugnut, not entirely torqued to spec, unaligned mishapen chain shitshow, and hungy hungy hippo chain::: made it and froze my dick off in mountains again
Now to see if parts are worth waiting until tuesday or another week after that or some other bullshit
>do i get cheap pickup and drive it back?
>do i risk it and just drive it in the current state?
>can i get away with a new chain for now and be safe to ride?
Im critically unsafe to ride, but thats part of the fun; not knowing if your sproket chain asplosions will be the one to take you out
Ima lucky guy i guess, God Said not today on that note of death for me

>>28500380
>>28500376
>Beta

>>28499599
They’re fun :)

>>28500286
>>28500357
>>28500372
>>28500376
>>28500358
>babbling incels sperging because they felt the rejection was personal
>bUt hER wHoRe AsS…
Like clockwork.

I just bought a bike after not having one for a few years and I want one of these already.

>>28500477
What did you buy? I want the Sm version.

>>28500477
Why

>>28500432
Cat posting

This oughta make for a nice afternoon out.

Waverly road between waypoint 1 and 2 is twisty as fuck.

>>28500432
>>28500520
I hate cats

>>28499815
>spot welds on a tube frame chassis...
What a dumbass.

>>28499680
Daddy chill

>>28500511
I'm Bimmeranon.
>>28500516
???

I just wanna spoil somebody's daughter like I do my motorcycle

Is that too much to ask?

Would you consider a 2006 VFR 800 with 75k miles? It has a complete service history, new shock, original paint and it's in great visual shape. It's listed for 2.2k eurodollars, can probably get it down to 2k. There's nothing for that price that's fuel injected and not a 125cc. I barely ride 3k miles per year so I figured I'm not risking much. Even if I replace all the bearings, fork rebuild etc... it would still get me under 3k and same gen VFRs with half the mileage are going for 4-4.5k in my area.

>>28500281
She was polite. There was no need for that. Throwing water for getting rejected is cringe.
However, I'm not going to feel sorry for a woman wearing skin tight clothes who got some attention she didn't want.
I have no ability to feel sorry for these hoes anymore.

>>28500585
You could at least paint over the road rash. And those stickers are probably useless crap.

>>28500585
>clean chain
So you won't use cheap lubricants on their daughter? How considerate.

>>28500561
Ok

>>28500588
Look for an 00-01' but viffers are 100k+ mi bikes
>>28500594
Sounds like a job for sharpie marker, the rim tape unironically works wonders though.
>>28500595
In this house its food saluble and non-toxic as standard. Only the best for my sweetheart.

>>28500585
I’m right here anon uwu

>>28500612
Theres 1 catch

If you fall in love with me you gotta be able to create and heir so the son or daughter can inherit the ku's

>>28500615
Darn, this close…

Stupid question maybe, but I don't have much space in my garage, is it possible to store a bike leaned against the wall by the handlebar, kind of like a bicycle?

>>28500618
In the buisness we say: "L bozo" or "Womb Diff"

>>28500623
You can still try to impregnate bro’s dudewomb.

>>28500621
No. Sidestand or centerstand.

>>28500595
I don't use cheap lubricants on my wife or my bike

>>28500626
Why be a busy idiot? It's hands or hoes, we don't nut in bros.

>>28500434
kino shot shooms

>>28500588
>75k miles.
Fuck no.
>>28500609
>viffers are 100k+ mi bikes
And 3/4 of that life is gone.

Even if its been well maintained and makes it past 100k thats still a waste of money when you can pay a few bucks more for something with 30k miles and get 3x as many years out of it. Its not some rare unobtainium bike. Find another one.

How many miles can I expect out of a jeet engine? I'm currently at just under 13k and I know people get up to 25k without issue, but don't hear much beyond that. Want to trade up eventually but if it's clapped out by then I might as well keep it

>>28500675
>bikeception

reminds me of the anon who puts a yamaha toy on top of his yamaha

>>28500281
>yuri on ice gear

>>28500679
ktm anon reporting in. my rc

See>>28499465

shes already over 70k and still going strong

>>28500172
>>28500353
You guys have a point, and I am watching nationwide for my dream bike (Triumph Bonneville). But it'd be hard to justify a road trip for any other used bike I might be interested in. That's one thing a stealership would be good for, since I could trust them enough to send a deposit and hold the bike, but I haven't found a good way of searching dealers across Canada for what I want. Lots aren't on sites like Autotrader. Anyways thanks for letting me vent my frustration

>>28500687
Good to know. They aren't overly stressed, but some old timers I've gone riding with say most bikes are done at 35k or so. That sounded like an 80's or prior kind of expectation to me

I have a camry thats coming up on 400k miles.
That doesnt mean im going to buy a camry with 300k miles.

>>28500702
Impressive. Very nice

>>28500700
cryptic

Can we have a 'ku thread? I like it when it says 'ku in the OP and then someone posts the girls eating.

>>28500516
>>28500691
Use Kijiji nigga, no one uses auto trader for bikes in Canada.

There's even a Bonneville in saskatoon.

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruisers-choppers/saskatoon/2015-triumph-bonneville/1718511160

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruisers-choppers/st-albert/2012-triumph-t100/1718647691

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruisers-choppers/winnipeg/2012-triumph-bonneville-t100/1719948417

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-touring/calgary/2009-triumph-bonneville-se/1716822402

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruisers-choppers/winnipeg/triumph-bonneville/1718508697

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruisers-choppers/calgary/2015-triumph-bonneville-t214/1719124236

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-dirt-bikes-motocross/winnipeg/2023-triumph-bonneville-t100-jet-black/m9812520

Also, my experience is that most people are pretty chill and accommodating if they know you're travelling a fair distance, since it generally shows pretty significant intent to purchase, also unless it's some insane bargain, people aren't usually getting flooded with inquiries, they'll work with you.

Ku! Ku! Kachu!

>r9 has bigger brakes than r6
Its really not fair what they did to the yamaha r6. Kawasaki, honda, suzuki all make 600s still its not fair.

>>28500755
Kawi cheats with a 636 so only Honda and Suzuki still make real 600s.

thread's almost over, check out my streamy before you go!
https://streamable.com/jt9yfs

>>28500679
afaik there's stuff that goes wrong on the 390s, but the engines themselves have a pretty good rep. There's a dude on youtube who put a ton of hard ADV miles on his 390 and I know there were some other parts of the bike that he struggled with (suspension stuff iirc) but the engine held up aside from maybe a sensor issue?

>>28500755
Yamaha r9 in person looks clean but I just can’t get over how fucking WIDE the damn thing is. It’s a slick bike don’t get me wrong but it’s huge. Even without the winglets the windscreen and front fairing is like a sport tourer

>>28500776
based whole-ass technique utilizer

>>28500733
This also Super Cub

>>28499265 (OP)
FRESH BREAD

>>28500796

>>28500796

>>28500782
I've had a sensor issue and I bet it was the same one. The position sensor on the gear drum comes loose and the bike either loses it's position or shuts off entirely. Happened to me on the freeway once, I'm just glad it didn't lock the wheel up. Tightened it back up and turned off the quickshift while I was at it just in case. Problem hasn't come back

>>28500770
the extra 36cc is fine the power density is still very high

>>28500794
>Koguma becoming a cop
Nah, man. Nah.

>>28500674
>3/4 life is Le Gone
No, it means you'll need to do maintence within said quarter lmao. You really think milage is an HP bar? Fun fact if you fix shit when it breaks it turns X milage into 0 milage.

>>28499920
fuck yea! good bike. congrats anon! sportys need more love.

>>28500776
Based

>>28499948
go for it. don't let her in on your money. treat her well, but don't over do it. if it isn't working, bail. good luck and godspeed anon.

>>28500194
i ride intruders, softails, dynas and sportys and they actually help with my lower back pain i earned over the years from wage slaving. maybe my experience is special but i love cruisers. especially comfy seat cruisers.

>>28500281
nigger couldnt take being rejected by white girl.
>>28500372
agreed
>>28500312
^this
sure shes showing off, but anyone whos on his side is retarded. if you think a woman is dressed inappropriately, give her zero of what she wants: attention. that gets to them more than being a dumb prick.

>>28500303
no different than cagers and nobikes shouting bikers fault or all bikers deserve to be red road paste.

>>28500584
Hi bimmer kun, I'm the f850gs appreciator.

>>28501204
I had some back pain, not too serious, I just slept without a mattress for a week and it fixed it. I've been sleeping without a mattress eversince.

>>28500467
post tits

>>28499867
Why not ride throughout the year

>>28500280
I rode a ninja 300 for thousands of miles, wtf do you mean not highway viable

>>28499867
just get something cheap and running to fuck around on

>>28500187
vtec viffers are fun as fuck. you will not find anything close to the reliability/refinedness/fun/comfyness of an VFR for that price.
It's a bulletproof Honda V4, it will out life your children if you put in some oil once in a while.
Just ask for the last fork rebuild, at least the fork oil should be replaced ever 30k km so yours might be due soon.

>>28500195
>newest panigale v4 with widescreen TV and 250hp is using a standard swingarm
official statement is because that much horsepower needs the extra strength of a standard swingarm. might be true, might not be true, i think its both. Cheaper, steonger and lighter than an equivalent in single sided. but yeah...

only thing we can hope for is a new V3 compressor vfr downgrade successor

>>28500588
see above, get a viffer, feel the fun
mileage on a fucking sport tourer aint shit

>>28499265 (OP)
f800 has some of the most wack ergonomics i've experienced
you gotta have long legs, very long arms and short torso to be comfortable on it
a bike for chimps

>>28502089
Are we riding different bikes? I find my legs slightly cramped if anything, for reference I'm 5'10" with a 30" inseam

>>28499683
>built well
OEM bikes are a BASIC platform certified to meet current government standards using the CHEAPEST parts available to meet minimum standards in order to avoid lawsuits.

To a pro, in no way would they ever be considered 'built well'. Unless you consider riding to the corner store to pick up this weeks weed products 'good enuff'.