>DUAL CLIMATE CONTROL

>>28507571 (OP)
>MASSAGING LEATHER SEATS

why not just make it bigger and fight climate change that way

>+20 INCH INFOTAINMENT

>>28507571 (OP)
Dual climate control is necessary because when I drive my grandma around my side will be set to 67 and hers will be set to 76, lol

>All-Wheel Drive

>>28507614
>Triple-wheel drive

>>28507633
Actually exists, the Soviets made these fucked up swamp trikes, the wheels were like massive balloons.

>>28507614
>fwd
>also rwd
>also awd

>PUP CUP HOLDER

i hate dual climate. its not like cars are partitioned.
instead of a proper fans speed or vent selector knob, they waste space on a 2nd temperature knob.
passenger goes to adjust the temp, now their side is lower/higher and the sync is broken.
why?
who the fuck asked for this?

>>28507633
>Ah fuck I forgot to lock one hub

>LED headlights

>>28507571 (OP)
>No wheel drive
>Front view mirrors
>Pro-Lock Breaks

>BUD VASE

>>28507654
Jesus christ I just read what pup cup is and Im fucking speechless. Do dog niggers literally walk in a coffee shop, order a cup of milk for their smelly putrid furball and then let it eat it, milk and saliva from their mutt spilling everywhere? Do coffee shops who allow this shit exist? Dogs and (most improtantly) their owners deserve to be euthanized on sight. No, not just shitbulls, all of them

>>28507712
yes and this is in fact welcomed and condoned

>>28507719
This is why we need radical Islam

>>28507712
Yes, a lot of left-leaning adults in current day have decided to go childless for a number of excuses but really because it would eat into their netflix/playstation/doomscrolling time, so instead they get a pet and pour all their child-rearing instincts into it, spoiling it like it was their firstborn.

>>28507726
I'm a leftist and I hate both children and dogs.

>>28507726
This is some type of hwhite flyover bullshit. Never see this in the gay area despite it being fill of "librulz"

>>28507734
Do people still ghost ride the whip there?

>>28507593
You are obese

>>28507739
Kek, how quaint
The youths do "takeovers" and "swang them thangs" now
ghost riding the whip was always just a hyphy trend

>>28507745
I often wonder how southerners can be so fat when anything south of the Ohio River is unbearably hot after like April.

/qa/ lost

>>28507749
What does swangin' thangs entail? Standing up through the sunroof and doing dongcopter?

>>28507757
Swerving

>Over 9 inches of ground clearance!

>>28507765
Ok.

Why do you call your cars "scrapers?"

>>28507765
No that's "cutting up" or "swimming"
>>28507757
It's mostly doing donuts in an intersection with other black or indigenous and mexican youth criminals of color cheering them on. Mostly

>>28507757

>>28507771
Not all cars are scrapers, son
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scraper_(car)

>>28507778
This picture is SJ as FUCK bmaooo

>>28507780
Why are they called scrapers anyway? They're higher off the ground than normal cars.

>>28507786
San Joaquin?

>>28507791
>They're higher off the ground than normal cars.
Exactly. Like a sky "scraper".

>>28507773
What the fuck? Swanging for the longest time meant swerving all over the lane, threatening to poke out other cars tores with your swanger wheels

>>28507791
SKR SKR SKR

The name "scraper" itself likely stems from the visually dramatic aesthetic achieved with these modifications. The lowered suspension and large wheels can result in the vehicle's body or components occasionally scraping the ground, particularly when going over bumps or inclines, says CarBuzz.
Therefore, the term "scraper" captures the essence of these cars' appearance and the occasional sound produced by their modified setups.
>>28507804
Wrong

>>28507801
Who?
>>28507805
No, that's mexicans in texas. I had to look that one up
Swangas are distinctive, extended, wire-spoked rims, often referred to as "elbows," that are a signature feature of Houston's slab car culture.

What about gas, brake, dip? Do people still do that?

>>28507726
why do mutts always turn literally everything ever in to red brand mutts vs blue brand mutts

>>28507833
Show me a single right winger that calls their pets fur babies unironically. Just one.

>>28507841
Imma be real with you, mutt. I can't tell the difference between red brand and blue brand mutts. You're both retarded and brown.

>LANE ASSIST

@28507850
Yuck, I gave a (you) to a third worlder, now he's gonna think he's people.

>>28507850
Thanks for elaborating Achmed, always a treat talking with you Eurostanis.

>>28507850
>t. swarthy nigger

>>28507778

>>28507874
>>28507875
Thank you for your seethe, mulatto bois

>>28507874
>>28507875
>1 minute apart
THE MUTT SAMEFAG!

THE MUTT SAMEFAG IS REAL!

>>28507865
Lane assist is great. I drive in a straight line for most of my 30 minute daily commute and thanks to lane assist and cruise control I get to sit back and relax. Maybe read a book, enjoy some coffee. Do poors not have these features?

>>28507970

You are one of those guys that can't keep a straight line if you are on a phone call and swerve all over the road. I can tell. Should have your license taken away.

>>28507976
What the hell did you just say about my driving, you absolute NPC? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Nürburgring Racing Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous underground touge runs, and I have over 300 confirmed lap times. I am trained in high-speed cornering and I’m the top heel-toe downshifter in the entire US autocross league. You are nothing to me but just another rolling chicane. I will blow past you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this track, mark my fucking words.

You think you can talk shit about my lane control over a Bluetooth call and get away with it? Think again, keyboard jockey. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pit crews across the country and your license plate is being traced right now so you better prepare for the burnout, buddy. The storm that wipes out your tire tread is coming.

You're fucking totaled, kid. I can launch from 0-60 in 3.1 seconds, anywhere, anytime, and I can overtake you in over seven hundred different ways, and that’s just with a naturally aspirated engine. Not only am I extensively trained in double-clutch rev matching, but I also have access to an entire arsenal of aftermarket mods and I will use them to their full extent to make your insurance premiums cry.

If only you could have known what high-octane retribution your little “you swerve on the phone” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you’d have kept your mouth shut and stayed in the right lane. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting gapped so hard your mirrors will file for a missing persons report. I will redline your whole existence, bro.

>REVERSE CAMERA

>>28507745
Yeah

>>28507571 (OP)
What's wrong with multiple-zone climate control?
>>28507745
And how can you link it to obesity? Genuinely wondering because I'm not American and don't even have obese friends.
>>28507657
You feel hot and you want cold air blowing in your face and legs. But your passenger is wet or wears lighter clothing or just doesn't feel well and wants to remain warm. Dual-zone can help you both, and usually there's a button to link both zones together afterwards. Don't pretend to be autistic if you hadn't read at least the owner's manual.

>>28507712
What do you think about walking into a fishing shop, buying a box of live maggots and feeding one to a spider? Because that's what I do. If you have big enough spiders living in your car, you can do that too. From your post it looks like you're interested in pet tableware, so for maggots I recommend ceramic escape-proof feeding dishes.

>>28508141
>>28508001
>>28507976
HEY, DICKHEADS. This was supposed to be a funny meme thread and you dildos are in here earnestly arguing shit nobody fucking cares about. I'd cover your cars in shaving cream but its clear you don't even have a car!

>>28508158
It's not a meme if people have to ask. And it's not funny if they don't laugh.

My dog gets a pup cup about once a week. I drive to get it with my wife in my 600hp daily. Neither of us want kids and both make 6 figures.
Seethe about it from your trailer park or yuro hovel.

>>28508181
I don't care if you're Bill fucking Gates, that's just disgusting.

>>28507712
>t. Ali bin Mohammad

>>28508188
Which part disgusts you the most? The not wasting thousands on diapers and shit? The effortlessly fast car? The having the touch of a human female?

>manual transmission

>>28508191
Now that's a honker.

>>28508191
>trying to brag about having lots of money but at the same time not being able to afford having a child

>>28507976
Based, same goes for people that drive and glorify the EV mandate. Matter of fact, they should never be allowed anything other than public transport again. Then the Bus drivers union goes on strike in the middle of winter and they gotta ride a bike instead.

>BURNED BY ENGINE COOLANT

>>28508304
Yes?

>>28508194
funny she doesnt look druish

>>28508201
We can easily afford multiple with private schools and the whole shebang .
Just don't like em
Simple as

>>28507850
Post your hand

>>28507712
Based
>>28508189
Kill yourself dogfucker

>>28508158
Sorry but your meme is gay. It’s supposed to be something ridiculous, not a pragmatic solution or a nice feature with actual use.

>REAR SEAT REMINDER MESSAGE SO I DONT FORGET THE PUPPERINO OR HECKIN BABY

>CHROME

>>28508181
>My dog gets a pup cup about once a week. I drive to get it with my wife in my 600hp daily. Neither of us want kids and both make 6 figures.
You sounds like an actual unironic "quirk chungus+nerd" couple. I don't know what you're doing here instead of going to r*ddit.

>>28507712
>>28507712
>Dogs and (most improtantly) their owners deserve to be euthanized on sight. No, not just shitbulls, all of them
You spoke truth.

>>28508181
Drop the dog off at a shelter then drive into a concrete beam at full speed pls.

>AUTOMATIC ENGINE START STOP

>>28508375
Been here longer than you and since before reddit was even a thing. You are in fact the normie invader.

>>28508380
I'd be fine and walk away as evidenced from the hurrdurring crash the other day

>>28507751
They run AC like it's life support.
I visited with one recently, they cooled house down to 65 and brought extra fans to the guest room in case we get to hot.

>>28507712
Mad that the dog is stopping you from raping people, achmed?

>>28508157
Actually based what kind of spider?

>>28508369
Brave is better

>>28508181
hahahaha you'll be picrel at age 55

>>28508181
we have kids here, loser

>WIRELESS CARPLAY

>>28508845
>Everyone makes more babies
>They grow up and get cars
>Streets are more clogged
Breedscum are factually retarded.

>>28508181
>Heh, I'm a castrated faggot. Mad?

>>28508557
Jumpers mostly. They are very easy to feed, takes them just a couple of seconds to recognize the food and its type. Even I spend more time at the buffet.

>>28507712
only shitskins have such intense hatred for dogs and dog owners.

Hmm what is the AC refrigerant capacity of this vehicle that has single and dual ac configurations.
It is literally impossible to know with the vehicle right in front of you and the sticker under the hood tells you the capacity for both.

BMW PENIS WALL

>>28509091
ok dogfucker

>>28509085
jumpers are smart as fuck. they even have dreams.

>>28509150
Yeah, I know. Someone on the internet said that jumping spiders are tiny people and I tend to agree.

>>28508835
>>28508845
>>28508911
>Seething in your actual third world shithole

>>28508193
Get better material next time bozo

>>28507712
>go to look at a car for sale
>pics looked fine but there were only like 3
>get in
>interior is absolutely mangled with little scuffs scratches and gashes
>the dash is full of little pockmarks, looks like the surface of the fucking moon
>not a single contact surface in the car looks normal
>ask wtf is going on
>owner likes to drive around with their little dog running around spazzing inside
>leave

>>28509143
Checks out, looks like anon is correct about you

>PUSHROD V8

>>28508876
Then make the world less populated and kill yourself.

>DRILLED AND SLOTTED ROTORS

>BAGUETTE HOLDER

>>28510446
>Why yes, I do love pad noise for no reason despite having ceramic and gaining nothing at all but losing surface material on my rotor at lower temperatures where my ceramic pads actually work at

>>28511610
real btw

>>28511987
Why does bread need a special holder?

>>28511990
it's french