>You're probably wondering how I got here

>>28522070 (OP)
No, I am not.

I got some ideas, but I'm way more interested in how you're getting it out. Also, why is there just uncovered pit next to the road?

>>28522082
jeets dig holes like these all the time where i live

>>28522082
Truck crane.

oi Mate, you can't park there!

>>28522088

>>28522070 (OP)
Whoever was driving was either gay, extremely dark and/or cursed at birth by the ‘moid genes.

>>28522084
rigging would be impossible
a regular tow truck winch and a ramp would be much easier

I'm more impressed with how relatively undamaged the car is after taking a ~4ft drop into gravel
but I guess we can't really see the front

>>28522119
>rigging would be impossible
why not?
they grab the car by the wheels

>>28522070 (OP)
>>28522084
>>28522119
>>28522120
Literally any long ramp could have got them in there

>>28522122
I cant think of any flatbad tow trucks where the ramp can extend down 4 feet

>>28522125
Brother, you don't need a tow truck. Just put down a fucking long wooden ramp and you can drive that down in and out. That ditch is long enough to do a low enough angle ramp to allow that.

>>28522077
I see a roundel and a car in some goofy predicament and I dont have to wonder.

e90 sisters not like this....

>>28522132
you should go back to school if you think its that easy.

>>28522142
Look how they massacred my boy

>>28522144
Maybe you should, retard. Not my fault you don't understand how ramps work and think only Tow trucks ramps work for cars.

you people are retarded.

>>28522082
>Also, why is there just uncovered pit next to the road?
Flood control perhaps

>>28522147
right cause someone is going to come by, drop a huge metal ramp thats strong enough to support the car and not sag while holding still and the car will just drive out on its own power on 30% grade.
have you ever seen a boat ramp?

>>28522157
well, that would explain the lack of witness marks, but now I have more questions.

i'm not

>>28522159
>and the car will just drive out on its own power on 30% grade.
Are you actually fucking stupid? Do you think it's impossible to have a driver down there? Jesus fucking christ numnuts.
>right cause someone is going to come by, drop a huge metal ramp thats strong enough to support the car and not sag while holding still
It's completely possible and do-able retard and can be done with a properly made wooden ramp. The E90 isn't some extremely low clearance car that needs extremely low grades.

Holy fuck you are so fucking dumb if you think someone couldn't have put a ramp and drove down into this one it.

>>28522165
listen retard, absolutely no one in vehicle recovery will drop a ramp and drive the car out.
didn't read the rest of your shit.

>>28522168
Listen retard, you're a fucking dipshit and clearly didn't finish school. That hole is 3 to 4 feet max deep and nearly 40 feet long. The person who put it there could have easily made a made to support driving it in at a low enough grade. Not my fault you don't understand how ramps work.

>>28522070 (OP)
Epic reddit thread

>>28522157
wrong

>>28522175
Aren't they all?

>>28522176
So it's more like 100ft long

>>28522175
that proves nothing.

>>28522164
>destroys the bumper
Tehe, whoopsies

>>28522159
>noo not like that!

>>28522122
There was a pursuit.

You could get it out with a modern tilt tray