Thread 28561591

Your date shows up in this car.
How do you react?

>>28561591 (OP)
riced the fuck out and nigger spec lol, literally Escalade wheels on a fucking small coupe. What are those 24" ROMFLAMAHAHAH what the fuck. You know it's automatic too. Reminds me how the civic now has 22" wheels stock.

>>28561591 (OP)
My first reaction would be to wonder why I'm going on a date with a boyracer when I already have a wife.

>>28561591 (OP)
my husband's car is so cool~

>>28561591 (OP)
I rape xim daily brown son with my Porsche. Best remember that. As salamu alaikum Muhammad

>>28561591 (OP)
>She pulls out of the car
>see an adidas pant leg step out
>uh oh.jpg
>she steps out fully head to toe in tracksuit
>fugg DDD:
>her face is oddly rectangular IE her features are a bit sharp
>she looks me up and down then smiles
>spot a bulge growing in "her" pants
>mfw

>>28561620
>Reminds me how the civic now has 22" wheels stock.
No? Largest wheels the Civic gets are 19"s and that's only on the Type R. Everything else gets 18"s and below

>>28561591 (OP)
I don't date turks

I would hug her and tell her that she's beautiful and i love her <3

>>28561909
That’s not a 3 or 5 series though

"this is the coolest car I've ever sat in, but I'm still not letting you peg me"

>>28561591 (OP)
i sip my monster that spontaneously appeared in my left hand no more than five seconds after witnessing the vehicle before slapping my other hand on my old barge, proudly proclaiming
>YEEAAP AIN'T NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT THEY DON'T MAKE EM LIKE THEY USED TO

>>28562387
god I want a cute petite girl to peg me
t. 6‘8 chonker

>>28561591 (OP)
Celestia do I wish a hot girl in a fast car would find my autistic ass endearing enough to take me in her car and exceed many speed limits

>>28561591 (OP)
I ask her what the N stands for

>>28561620
Wheels over 19” are monkey tier

>>28562791
>Celestia
Like from mlp?

>>28562810
Some brakes would like to have a word with you.

>>28561591 (OP)
Leave. Immediately.
Unless she's fat and has giant tits.

>>28562792
what if it’s AI instead of N?
maybe she… isn’t real after all…

>>28562791
leebait used to be subtle

>>28561591 (OP)
Doesn't matter. We're going out in my beater anyway, that or nothing. Those are the rules.

>>28561591 (OP)
I love livery on cars and I'm TIRED of pretending I don't. My date is getting lucky for sure.

>massive puddle under a BMW
typical, I ain't fixing your car for free.
No, a blowjob isn't payment.

>>28564691
I would never spank a woman instead I would ask for consent and slap with respect!