Thread 28578867

I hate the twisties. I hate the backroads. I hate handling like a gokart. I hate zippy little engines. It makes me uncomfortable.
When you mature you will appreciate long and straight empty highways because they are more peaceful and fun.

>>28578867 (OP)
That some sort of eastern thing?

>>28578876
huh

>>28578867 (OP)
You hate them because they make you uncomfortable. They are uncomfortable because they are unfamiliar to you. once you spend more time driving and become a more mature sports car driver, you will learn to appreciate curves since they are more peaceful and fun. Until then, just sit there and enjoy 60-130 pulls on the highway pretending you're above average at anything

>>28578877
What the fuck are you talking about?

you tell me

>>28578880
you tell me

>>28578884
Now I know why you never want2go2Alice's

>>28578867 (OP)
Dumbass "opinion" honestly. That's the kind of driving that puts people to sleep.

>>28578893
It's overrated. i went to ihop today THOUGH
is canada road the best DRAG STRIP in the bay area?
Havent been able to find anything better

>>28578893
It's overrated. i went to ihop today THOUGH
is canada road the best DRAG STRIP in the bay area?
Havent been able to find anything better

>>28578903
I've never been to Alice's it looks ok. The point is the drive + food while getting to look at your car
And I only do highway rolls until I get a billet diff mount and wider wheels for wider tires for more grip, come on!

>>28578867 (OP)
Shut up, pussy. Go get your testosterone checked.

>>28578867 (OP)
There's a reason it's called highway hypnosis and not mountain road hypnosis.

I love hitting the twisties in my zippy (fast and quick) muscle car.
The great thing about fast cars is that you can drive them both fast car fast and fast car slow while a slow car can only be slow car fast or slow car slow.
It's got a zippy big engine that I row my own gears in for maximum smiles per gallon.
It drives like 3 gokarts welded together.
I even get 30mpg on the highway :^)

>>28578919
You drive the same mountains every day it gets boring. I pull a g in some corners hanging an arm out the window.

>>28578921
I wouldnt admit to driving an automatic anon

>>28578867 (OP)
Blue Cumarrow yall cowards don't even show up to N/o/rcuck meats

Same with BMWfag Porschefag

They're all larping keyboard warriors too incel to show up to a goddamn incel meetup

>>28578867 (OP)
You sound like you also hate chili cheese fries and blow jobs. Your opinion doesn't resonate with me

>alright time to hit the twisties :D
>Oh every single county in the mountains has nothing to do whatsoever except traffic enforcement and the biggest highways are swarming with state patrol :(
>Can't go hard at night either because deer and the rookie deputies are out looking for DUIs :(
I do understand why people go the offroading route for car hobbies in this state but I just don't want my hobby to be wrenching on an XJ in the middle of fucking nowhere at 2am.

>>28582019
I don't live anywhere near California

>>28578921
Then drive some different ones???

>>28581980
I've always had a manual car, for over 20 years now

>>28582075
>Then drive some different ones???
>>28582053
One of my favorite mountain roads recently got speed cameras so my pickings are getting slim. It's also in a county that will throw the book at you if you're going over the speed limit.

>>28578921
Ugliest little manchild/nigger chariot I've ever seen.

>>28582019
>too incel to show up to a goddamn incel meetup
Youre god damn right about that.
>>28582153
It's a car for based chudcels.
Slit your wrists little faggot and hang yourself upside down little faggot pablito

>>28578867 (OP)
Ok grandpa

>>28578867 (OP)
agree on twisties, love the backroads, i love good handling, zippy little engines are fun but i take a *6th gear all the way* diesel if i can choose. highways are always full of traffic, road work and accidents and so often slower than just cruisin on the backroad.

>>28582139
>taking turns with arm out of the window
>shifting hand on wheel
all signs point to automatic

>>28584740
>YOU MUST KEEP YOUR HAND ON YOUR SHIFTER AT ALL TIMES AND WEAR OUT YOUR FORKS/LINKAGE
Retard

>>28584740
>>28584742 is right. transmissions have multiple kN of contact force, your arm on the shift stick won't do shit on the forks or dog rings.

>>28584740
Even with a 3.73 rear 1st gear goes up to 50mph and 2nd 80. I can't think of any time you would need to shift mid-corner

>>28582153
As opposed to cuck rigs like the gr86 or the miata? Give me a break dude and im not even a camaro guy

>>28585059


>its small , have small engine so its 100% cuck
CarNpcOpinion/com

You never need to leave 2nd gear on "the twisties" lmao
if anything highway traffic is more engaging because you can le row your own gears more

>>28585047
You never need to leave 2nd gear on "the twisties" lmao
if anything highway traffic is more engaging because you can le row your own gears more

>>28585059
if that's your honest opinion, you are absolutely 100% a "Camaro Guy" hahaha

*makes twisties and broads fun*
It’s that easy

I'm a terrible driver. I wish I could just drive on deserted straight line one lane roads. Going straight keeping right and turning right is all I can manage. I have never taken the highway. Driving is a stressful nightmare. I'm cursed to live and die in a grid locked city with the actual worst drivers in america. I've never even been on the type of road op is on

I wish I could live in a place like that with an automatic topless lc500 or something

>>28585389
same desu
I’ve been practicing in assetto corsa but I can’t seem to improve at all even 1 year of racing almost daily

>>28585421
I'm unironically a better sim track driver than normal traffic. I think its a lot of nerves. It fucking sucks. Especially as someone who likes cars and works on his own cars. Its just embarrassing. Just driving in regular traffic fucking ruins me. I'm gonna kill someone or myself one day

>>28585389
>>28585426
have you gotten into accidents and thats why ur nervous?
for me it isnt driving, its the PARKING that freaks me out sometimes
like sometimes ill go past a perfectly empty spot just because i dont trust myself to park between two cars, have to find one thats more open
if i really want to, i can do it... itll just take like 10 attempts going forward and back to get the right angle
but i cant do one smooth motion, ill fuck something up

>>28585436
Oh yeah and this is BECAUSE a couple years ago i tried parking in one smooth motion and then CRUNCH hit my car on a lamppost, ever since then parking freaks me out

>>28585426
same. I’m doing fine on track but regular traffic makes me feel like a retard

>>28585382
I don't think anyone is impressed by an i30n. It barely matches a base 2.0T Camaro on all seasons. Lateral grip, 0-60 and quarter mile.

>>28585556
Dude you're comparing a FWD car to a RWD car with 0-60, you're a certified carlet clown.

>>28585556
>low powered RWD vehicle
doodoo

>>28585562
I can't tell if you're for or against the gook slop here: The gookshit is worse in every conceivable fucking way.

>>28585562
>>28585563
>*makes twisties and broads fun*
Only to match what a base Camaro can do. How can you make a "sporty" car and not pull at least 1g? It even has a weight and slight power advantage and still only matches a 25k base model with an engine from a fucking Malibu.

Anything less than 400hp is an economy car to me. Either get a V8 (i6 is also acceptable) or a Prius. Everything else is just the illusion of performance. By the time you dump the required amount of money into any tuner car you'll have spent as much as you would on a pony car or even base Corvette. Tuning died in the 2000s.

>>28585566
I own the gookshit, you fucking retard.
>>28585580
The Elantra N is only available as one model for 35k, the Camaro isn't made anymore

>>28585618
And I own the orange SS. Just because a car goes out of production doesn't mean the one in your garage disappears. 35k is right on the line between reasonable and too expensive as a base V8 Camaro was between 35-40k depending on year.

I never want to be in FWD hell again.

>>28585580
>Either get a V8 (i6 is also acceptable) or a Prius
as the blue SS owner if i ever need anything more practical than my current car im going with this bad boy with the 3.0tt v6

>>28585671
Trying to sell a used car to a man who is interested in a new car warranty is like trying to sell snow to a fucking eskimo. I won't buy anything but Toyota, Honda, Lexus or Acura without a warranty. Comparing 0-60 and 1/4 mile times of FWD to RWD is the most shameless shit. Some people want a car they can see out of. The Camaro doesn't offer that.

>>28585799
thats what they the is chally for, you tiny baby man

>>28585820
>thats what they the is chally for, you tiny baby man
Could we get this in English, saar?

>>28585799
Wrenchlet cope.
>NOOO MY FWD BORING GOOKSHIT FACTORY RICED SEDAN IS GOOD ACTUALLY

>>28585864
Good thing I have another car when I'm feeling like RWD?

>>28585860
i wrote it that way on purpose so your ai punjabi translator would choke on it

>>28585799
It's a good thing the 6th gen was on sale for 9 years. Could have bought one at any point from late 2015-2024. Maybe its because I'm Japanese I don't have any visibility issues with it and I'm genetically predisposed to hating Koreans but I'd rather take my chances with fucking GM over a Hyundai economy car with a turbo. I drove a Type R, the car that it's supposed to fight directly with, and it too disappointed me.
>Its a sportscar but if you compare its performance to anything else, you're the dumbass
The only car that can get away with that is the Miata.

>>28585874
This, coming from the zoomer with a penchant for shitting up /o/ with his AIslop ROFLCOPTER

>>28585580
elantra n pulls more then 1g easy

>>28585893
my ai slop is peak quality localgens with inpainting and hand edits and not pajeet public shit thoughbeit
no indian could ever match the quality of my work

>>28585887
>Could have bought one at any point from late 2015-2024.
That gen Camaro has the worst visibility of any coupe I sat in.

I had more visibility in a fucking 2021 Supra, which is also like bonking your head as you dip down into a bat cave, than that piece of shit clown car. Being able to see while I'm driving is very important. You can't always depend on more power to get you out of trouble or avoid a side swipe.

I test drove over a dozen two door Porsches before I made my purchase

Two different C6 Corvettes (couldn't find a C8 in 2023 and the C7 is too fugly)

Two different mk V Supras

A 2021 M340i

I soon found out that turboslop wasn't what I was after, visible lines matter and handling, road feel and sound were paramount.

>>28585897
It's not you arrogant little fuckwit. I could flood this board on six different networks with lolicon for days and it would all be higher post quality than the gay ass shit you poison this board with.

>>28585905
i don't catch any flak posting naked machines on the sexy machine board thoughbeit, except from jealous nogens like you
meanwhile you're just a hateful pedophile who wants to force his dirty illegal fetish down everyone's throat
your flesh is weak, like your mind.

>>28585904
it's called adjusting your mirrors
do you feel claustrophobic easily or something? its an illusion
you have all the information you need via mirrors

>>28585915
>who wants to force his dirty illegal fetish
Zoomers are so lost ON GOD. There are no thought crimes in America.

You think me crafting a dox spreadsheet is illegal.

>your flesh is weak, like your mind.
I've faced enough stress and road blocks in life to break most people. You live at mommy's house in niggerville, North Carolina. As the kids say these days, sybau, the adults are talking ITT and you want to derail it and make it about you, you fucking attention whore.

>>28585920
The lack of light coming into the cabin was unnerving as fuck, and no, the car I sat in wasn't heavily tinted. It was a co-worker's car and I was a passenger in the summer after he bought it.

>>28585927
>lack of light coming into the cabin
i got a sunroof for this reason.
even so, i found myself not really opening it
im sure from the backseats it seems dark and claustraphobic but there is literally no problem from the front
only in 5 minute test drives you will think its bad. after living in it you realize there is no problem and everything is exaggerated.

>>28585931
This feels like the eternal adult cope of

>you get accustomed to the taste of beer/coffee/your boss' asshole you need to rim for a promotion
Skip cutscene

>>28585924
no i think you crafing a dox spreadsheet is monumentally pathetic and the only thing a faggot batman larper like you would ever do with that information is something illegal
thereby it also stands to reason your interest in lolis is equally unjust and pathetic.

>I've faced enough stress and road blocks in life to break most people

you live in america you retarded fake piece of shit we have the easiest lives in the universe
you are a chinless limpwristed pussy trying to act tough online, a fake weeb, and can't even 1cc a single touhou much less a real man's game like virtual-on

>>28585941
You'll double, triple and quadrupledown on this but you're wrong. For my Brahman kin I need to bring anyone uttering Hinduphobia to justice. For my family members working at Subway. For my innocent trucker friend who gave plenty of warning before he tried to do a u turn. For my 9 children back in India that I claim as dependents here in America.

>>28585941
>you live in america you retarded fake piece of shit we have the easiest lives in the universe
Kek I just read this part. So you are some faggot leftist, relativist piece of shit, anti-white single mom sprog that should have another hole added to his head. I'll add that to the file.

>>28585948
buddy when i click on start in windows the fuckign start menu comes up on a DIFFERENT FUCKIGN SCREEN how do you EVEN DO THAT and have you even fucking used google recently holy shit it like tries to assume that what you are searching for is like 20 different unrelated things it's like going to ranjeeshes bazaar trying to figure out what a '70 e-body rear end looks like on google images

stop making shitty software and i'll stop hating indians literally day of
also your food is better without poop in it just saying

>>28585950
oh yeah and i bet your daddy got drunk and beat you with a belt and all didn't he boo hoo faggot
your mommy take all her pain pills and not wake up one day? does baby boy need a chevy bib to wipe his tears on?
voting for your favorite color of political sports team isn't going to take your childhood trauma away, faggot. take a page from the libs. go get therapy instead of crying to me online about how badly the local priest in your bumfuck flyover town gaped your asshole at 7 years old and now you need to fight people over your big orange v8 muscle car.

shit i know why don't you send 11 billion dollars to israel over it
seems to work for the rest of you pinko fucks

What is /o/ even about at this point

>>28585965
I never had my biological dad in my life. I'm not going to regale you with my upbringing you repugnant, nigger-loving, title 1 school educated fucking faggot. Keep mouthing off and see how much your life can spin out of control. I know for a fact Shelbynigger exited this mortal coil from my harassment.

>>28585969
Finding out where Fletcher lives and visiting with some pizzas.

>>28585971
that really explains a lot
you're a pathetic fatherless twink, your car is slow, YOU are slow in both head and foot, and this, what you are doing right now, "threatening" me with empty promises, is exactly the response i expected.

foolish child
what life do you think i have to spin?
come, stare at the void with me
i dare you

So uh, what the fuck happened in the 30 minutes I was gone?

>>28585983
Some dumbass thinks I'm flippantly throwing out death threats. I just want to meet and bond over some shitty Carolina BBQ sauce on a tasty pizza pie (srsly your nasty mustard and vinegar based sauces fucking SUCK)

>>28585982
I'm just really bad at making friends. I go about it in the wrong way.

hmm

>>28585978
good luck with that one lole
>a bunch of people all over avl are going to get free pizzas from dumb niggers

this is like that time at otakon when me and some /b/-tards were walking around looking for moot
but it was the first panel, and we had never actually SEEN moot, so we were actually looking for meximoot, harassing random people who even looked vaguely like him until we just gave up and started yelling "WHERE'S MOOT" and "DRACULA PENIS" just to be as obnoxious as possible. we looked like absolute retards. didn't care.

that's exactly what you're about to do just fyi

>>28585992
>I bring up meximoot when you were pretending to be an oldfag months back
>you dig through ED/google/archive 4chan news
Kek, like clockwork. I lived in the golden age of Eternal September, meanwhile you LARP as one of the participants.

Didn't read btw LAWL

Pizza with frens

>>28585997
wrong

>>28586001
Fascinating stuff, Fluffer

>>28586007
Is this the thread?

Post em if you got em

>>28586007
>>28586008
kek is he even posting still?
or did he panic and move states?

>>28586011
I think he moved boards. Someone mentioned him being on /ck/ recently.

>>28586007
>>28586008
rofl. about fucking time. can't wait until this annoying shitter gets outed as brown/fat/both and fucks off for good

>>28586017
That's all I want. I don't want him to die tragically. I just want him to stop being an annoying asshole.

>>28586017
>>28586011
i thought he was banned (his posts in this thread were deleted)

>>28586004
the doubling down after being proven wrong stuff i could understand if you didn't also act like a moon landing denier and try to claim i did some hilariously elaborate software ruse or edit instead of merely just saving that picture in 2006 when it was on the front page of the website.

>>28585986
i'm sorry but i can't be friends with anybody who is/was or will be californian

>>28586024
You weren't even cognizant in 2006. Lay off the fucking crack pipe already. Who are you trying to convince anymore with this charade? Me or you?

>>28586022
He knows you can just switch browsers and cell towers to continue posting. You can easily force this change by driving around town, or turning cell data off and on.

>>28586027
the irony of you trying to claim i am making a charade whilst yourself making a charade of information you could not possibly know nor have the mental aptitude to even infer is really the best part of your shitposting. it's like a mirror into your soul. i can see exactly what it is you hate about yourself.

>>28586030
You've let it slip multiple times you're gen z. Buddy you were probably in diapers in 2004, I was crushing cunt in CS 1.6 and CS:S, BF1942 and later in the year WoW. Just fuck off already. Not everything needs to be about you.

>>28586031
oh boy we got a heckin millennial in here

>>28586034
Soijakparty mutt, right on time. Speak to daddy behind the plexi lately?

>>28586036
cope
How's the test decline going, the little you had in the first place ? still whining about those boomers, champ?
Kill all millennials.

>>28586036
which norwood are you be honest

>>28586037
> ?
Oh no no no, we got ourselves a living, breathing, thirdie faggot ITT. Post your hand or eyeball for us, lil guy.

>>28586031
>you let it slip
when? in your head, on the imaginary "discord"? go to 4plebs and bring me the posts.
you can't win an internet fight by lying anon.
you can try, and you can be a real right cunt, but you can never beat someone who enjoys posting facts, especially if you're trying to lie about something they did.

also i know this is reverse psychology to try and get me to reveal my personal information and you can reverse deez nuts into your mouth my guy

I kinda get nervous whenever the car is faster than 90 MPH. The car feels like it's going to fly off the road and explode.

>>28586039
Full head of hair, how's yours my Somalian butt pirate?

>>28586042
typical general motors/ford things
buy mopar and you'll never have that problem

>>28586040
I'm sudanese
Kill all millennials. Torture all millennial faggots.

>>28586041
Do you want the exact screencap, you gormless fucking retard? You're not worth the effort, Fletcher. I've literally posted my ID on this board before with an ancient pic from /b/ up on my computer monitor. Go throat fuck a cactus.

>>28586048
Hopefully you stop receiving aid soon

>>28586052
yes i want the EXACT screencap of the completely false and incredulous hornswoggle you are postulating this instant
you nigger

>>28578867 (OP)
I enjoy backroads I drive a heavy sedan, and find them scenic. in such.

>>28586055
K here you go, have fun trying to dox me.

>>28586058
Can't beat the classics. I love that I've been here since the beginning (2016) like my friend Felcher.

>>28586057
that doesn't look like anything i would post nor does it prove your postulation
you sure you got the right pic there, homebody? not just losing it like shelbyjeet?

>>28586060
I'm providing proof of my ancient lineage. You're dropping turds all over this thread with angry anime villain dialogue. So basic. So pumpkin spice latte. Sybau.

So who is fletcher and which car does he own

>>28586059
>maxresdefault.png

>>28586063
once more your words are an open door to your true thoughts
you are weak and your waifu despises you

>>28586064
A late 2010s White Dodge Challenger SXT in North Carolina. He works at a Verizon Store, lives with his parents (one works for the federal government)

>>28586064
an ancient god who never slumbers

So you know about fletcher and his challenger, and about the bmw guy's address
who else

>>28586074
We have to go back...

Why don't we just have a bloody meet up to sort it out sars

>>28586073
everything after "white dodge challenger SXT" is wrong
you're too easy to feed

>>28578867 (OP)
>TELL ME WHERE ARE YOU DRIVIN
>MIDNIGHT CRUISER
>WHERE IS YOUR BOUNTY
>OF FORTUNE AND FAME
>I AM ANOTHER
>GENTLEMAN LOSER
>DRIVE ME TO HARLEM
>OR SOMEWHERE THE SA-AME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBtHA6POwp0

>>28586076
I don't know where either of these posters live. It's all about shrinking the circle on a map. Someone else compiled all that data on law breaking with wheelgapspic, not me. I don't own a dox spreadsheet, I'm just talking shit to scare people. Do I seem insane to you?

>>28586077
whenever i close my eyes i am back on the streets of baltimore
killing furries while blasting i wish skazi remix

>>28586084
He has an ugly asian gf too

Hold up guys, there's a loud knock at my door

i liked flying up the shitsties up untill i saw a deer now im scared to go hard.

>>28586121
i dont think they'd be scared of you hard, especially if you've been on /k/ frequently

>>28586121
Just go faster