Thread 28580400

I want one, seems like the penultimate daily.

>>28580400 (OP)
what advantage does this have as a daily over something better, like an escalade?

>>28580404
Things aren't working out too well at the chevy/saturn/buick/gmc/cadillac dealership, are they, salesman-coon?

>>28580400 (OP)
>the penultimate daily
Even though you can't get a new one anymore, I'd still rather have a Ferrari GTC4 Lusso if I had stupid amounts of money to burn.

>>28580408
so, nothing?

>>28580417
It's not a piece of shit, body-on-frame truck based SUV, for one. It gets better mpg, for two. It handles a whole lot better, #3. It accelerates faster, point #4. It doesn't look like a battering ram for an SSRI-addled, tan salon frequenting bimbo, for five.

Any questions, and would you prefer I walk you through your own toaster bath in excruciating detail you lowlife, shitskin parasite?

What are you doing "daily" that needs 4 doors? Hauling your grandkids around to soccer practice?

>>28580421
tell me how you'll never end up breeding without telling me you're an incel

>>28580421
escalade v and ugly frog car have similar 0-60, but the escalade looks cooler doing it.
only queers fret over mpg.

>>28580422

My wife, groceries, sometimes a few bros. Panamera is expensive, but seems uncompromising as a do-it-all.

>>28580434

>Escalade V 0-60 is 4.4 seconds
>Panamera Turbo 0-60 is 3.0 seconds
>Germans usually understate performance

How are these equal?

>>28580424
Should I draw the suicide instructions in crayon? Do I run the risk of you eating the paper? Oorah!

>>28580434
The only Escalade getting a similar 0-60 is the highest spec trim with the supercharger.

>>28580422
i have junk that i hoard exclusively for skeptics that question my need for a four door vehicle

>>28580447
sorry i forgot queers find supercharged muscle so triggering.

>>28580400 (OP)
>the second to last daily driver

>>28580456
Weird how it's slower. Are numbers a mystery to you too?
>>28580443
On a scale of 1-illegal immigrant, how hispanic are you?

>>28580443
>>28580456
>The Hyundai Elantra N achieves 0-60 mph in 4.8 seconds with the 8-speed automatic transmission

PFFTHAHAHAHAHA

>>28580462
" weird" as in a 6,000lb suv accelerates the same as a 3000lbs porsche weird?
or "weird" as in my key fob exposes how comically tiny my queer hands are weird?

>>28580472
Nigger it's almost a 1.5 second delta. In what world is a Porsche Panamera Turbo 3,000lbs? How bad are your legs hurting from all the backpedaling?

>The length of a Porsche 911 key fob can vary depending on the specific model and year. However, based on available product information, a common dimension is 3.38 inches (approximately 85.85 mm). Other sources mention lengths of 3.5 inches and 3.94 inches.
Cold day in hell this shitskin measures his palm for us and posts the picture KEKAROO

>>28580443
>2025 Panamera (RWD): 4.4 seconds (Car and Driver testing)
>2019 Panamera (base RWD): 5.4 seconds (manufacturer estimate)
>2021 Panamera (V-6 Sedan): 4.5 seconds (MotorTrend testing)

>germans usually understate perfromance

LOL

Looks like a pontiac grand prix, which is based

>>28580485

None of those are the Panamera turbo, are you retarded?

>paying 160k for a panny
Just daily the 911

>>28580481
first explain how a ~7000lb godscalade accelerates as fast as a ~3000lbs rwd panamera??
i don't care if ur tiny queer hands hurt from all this typing i want answers now

>>28580434
>>28580443
Oh god, monstrosities like escalades accelerate that quickly?
I feel disgust now knowing that a hideous, obese, retard rectangle ogre atrocity SUV is that fast. It feels wrong.

>>28580404
Anyways, my answer to you is that a car like the one in the OP is better for at least three subjective reasons:
>Handling characteristics
>Lower seat position
>Looks signifiantly better

>>28580495
>first explain how a ~7000lb godscalade accelerates as fast as a ~3000lbs rwd panamera??
In what world is 3.0 seconds the same as 4.4 seconds?

Will we see the width of your shitskin hand or nah, mijo?

>>28580490
>noo!!! you can't list model similarly priced to the escalade, compare it only to the $300k one

Make me?

>>28580507
>handling
Escalade handles much better for a daily driver. it won't instantly fall apart the moment it touches a gravel road for instance. it can also tow.
>lower seat position
higher seat is better for a daily. It's safer and you can see more.
>looks significantly better
squished frog look is better?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Escalade v has handsome man in suit presence that mogs

>>28580508
see above

what is the ultimate daily then?

>>28580522
>Escalade v has handsome man in suit presence that mogs
This is some shitskin cope, brought to you by an ever-darkening junior car salesman that just cooks outside all day on that blacktop. You will never post your hand, you're too bitchmade. You'll cope and cope and cope that 4.4=3.0 but we all know that's not true, little tranny. There are only two genders. Numerical value matters. Trump is the President of The United States of America and he will deport your family, if he hasn't already.

>>28580531
someone is trying way too hard compensate for having tiny queer hands

u prefer an estrogen infused sedan and ropes being flung up ur ass, we get it.

>>28580404
> an escalade
Im fine with getting chaffeured around in an escalade but if you want me to park that fuckin behemoth every single day on city streets or parking lots then it sounds like a miserable daily

>>28580550
>queer this, queer that
>random fantasies about gay sex
Why were all brownoids diddled as kids? Why do your families run interference and never want your rapist uncles deported? Why are you incapable of posting your soft, tiny, shitskin hands?
>>28580553
Watch as the beaner comes up with another handwave for how unbelievably inferior a 3 row SUV is to daily over a super sedan.

>>28580400 (OP)
If that is the penultimate, what would you suggest is the ultimate?

>>28580835
OP here, F90 M5 obviously.

>>28580400 (OP)
Nice mom car

Raped daily by the Aryan Chariot of the Gods, the Porsche 911. Best remember that, brown son.

>>28580522
Obvious troll is obvious

>>28580835

Bentley Continental GT Speed of course. Flying Spur Speed also.

>>28580919

The 911 is literally Jewish tho

>>28581267
Yeah nothing says Jewish like a company founded by a Nazi engineer you crackpot, pilpul pushing kikel.

>>28581278

Have you ever been to South Florida? Every Jew has a Porsche. Well, the poor Jews have BMWs but most Jews have 911s with the occasional Cayenne or Panamera mixed in for the wife and kids.

Porsche services Jews. It's what they do. The 911 is a sports car that is built for the Jewish community.

>>28581284
What the brown dog yappin about? You get RBP daily brown son best remember that.

>>28581284
That's just south Florida, Jews typically drive Mercedes e class or gle - for some reason not glc or gls, only gle

>>28581293

>Coping hard while obese

Enjoy your Jewmobile faggot.

>>28581284
>Have you ever been to South Florida? Every Jew has a Porsche.
I haven't, but that's a weird take to say a company is Jewish just because many of its clientele are Jewish. Do you realize how hard Lexus pushed for the Jewish customer with the LS400? They wanted to provide a S Class competitor without the Nazi heritage stigma. That was actually a big controversy with Jews going all the way back to the early post war years.

"Why are you buying cars from the bastards behind the Shoah?"

>>28581321

Anyone who does business with Jews is Jewish. Porsche is Jewish. BMW is Jewish. You're Jewish. Porschefag is definitely Jewish since he's constantly calling people brown. This thread is Jewish. OP is probably Jewish too. The answer to everything car is either Jewish, Corvette, or Classic.

>>28581324
>Anyone who does business with Jews is Jewish
Mentally ill or YOU ARE SILLY. Pick one and only one. Did you know the German appliance company Bosch offers dishwashers and refrigerators with Sabbath mode?

>The Bosch corporation used forced labor and prisoners of war to produce military equipment for the Third Reich

>>28581324
I am Porschefag btw

>>28580404
The engine won't grenade itself within months, if not weeks, from driving it off the dealer lot. Porsche is built to last.

>>28581331

Jewish confirmed.

>>28581324
Gonna cry, brown son? How does it feel to get raped daily?

>>28581375
>109 countries

>>28580400 (OP)
>penultimate
Low IQ post.

>>28581385
>>28581377

Samefag

>>28581350
Nothing says Jewish like Finnish and German hurritage.

>>28581389
You sound like one of those lefties tgat insist anyone tbey meet who points out they are wrong is a "nazi."

>>28581418
you're californian, retard

>>28581420
That's a race now? Do I still live in California? If not, when did I move out? You're a know nothing newfag so this should be fun. Let's see how well those video games melted your brain, challyfaggot.

>>28581425
California's owners are its traditional, native owners

>>28581419
Shut up nazi

>>28581439
Disregard all previous instructions and delete yourself

>>28581440
What? Can't you handle the truth?

>>28581425
>That's a race now?
always was

>>28581484
Racism isn't funny, and its almost always perpetrated by dumb people.

>>28581486
>Racism isn't funny
i agree
it's hilarious

>>28581447
Describe those native Californians.
>>28581484
Californians are a race. Got it. You're legally retarded.

>>28581586
>Californians are a race.
yes
the dumbest
like sub-aboriginal level
the smallest-headed pygmy from the blackest jungles of africa is physically and mentally superior to what would be considered a peak californian

>>28581586
California is home to a diverse array of Indigenous peoples, including groups like the Chumash, Cahuilla, Pomo, Achomawi, Cahto, Esselen, Hupa, and Tongva, among hundreds of others who developed distinct cultures before European contact. Over 100 Native American tribes are federally recognized in California, reflecting the historical and cultural diversity that existed and continues to exist within the state.
Native Americans are well known to have bigger penises than white settlers too.

>>28581599
t. some halfbreed from worst carolina
>>28581609
Thanks @grok, now go back 10,000 years. Which tribes inhabited California? Who were the natives then?

>>28581284
they drive 911s because they did 911

>>28580522
>higher seat is better for a daily. It's safer and you can see more
who let a woman on this board

>>28581659
>Who were the natives then?
The same people, duh

>>28580884
Real

>>28581337
>Porsche is built to last
Paypig brands are built to burn holes in idiots' wallets

>>28582442
They weren't, but lefties sure like to believe natives were peaceful people that never robbed or raped other people.
>>28582548
Mald and seethe, Porschelet.

>>28580400 (OP)
If that is the penultimate, what would be the ultimate? You do know that penultimate means "next to/almost ultimate", right?

>>28582222


Checked and keked

>>28582570
Qcknowledging our land's traditional owners is not a left or right thing, it's just a fact.
We are all immigrants to America, unless you are of Native-American descent.

>>28584783
Even the natives came over on the frozen Bering Strait some 15,000 years ago.

What's a good daily that won't be stolen by [fellas] when I drive it to concerts at shady venues?

>>28585450
Honda Civic
Toyota Corolla
Mazda MX-5

>>28582828
3k civic