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Anonymous No.28611269 [Report] >>28611272 >>28611284 >>28611521 >>28611531 >>28611807 >>28613212 >>28613256 >>28613330 >>28615896
Why are Americans so obsessed with hating German cars?
Anonymous No.28611270 [Report] >>28616084
lol scotty kilmer is a professional clickchaser
Anonymous No.28611272 [Report]
>>28611269 (OP)
There's plenty of Americans that jack off over BMWs as well. Try to go to any car meet and avoid E36 or E39s
Anonymous No.28611284 [Report] >>28613267
>>28611269 (OP)
Because they went from status symbol to hot expensive garbage over the last 30+ years. Only people so rich that they can afford to burn the money and get a new 6-figure car in 4 years or 50,000 miles are insulated from their shittiness. Everybody else that can't keep buying a new car that often and STILL chooses a German car is just ignorant and financially irresponsible.

It's ironic because they used to be good. It's crazy how many pre-2000 German models that I still see out and about compared to OOP models made after 2000. I can't remember the last time I saw an E50 or B7 in the wild.
Anonymous No.28611521 [Report] >>28611528 >>28613408
>>28611269 (OP)
american designs are often simple and cheap. japanese designs are often simple and reliable. german designs are complicated and expensive.

when german machinery works perfectly, it’s second to none. but it requires a very punctual maintenance schedule to not only maintain the system, but prevent it from catastrophic failure, which owners rarely follow. so secondhand german cars are often worse than american or japanese counterparts

heres an example: my wife’s jeep will turn on the foglight for one side of the car if you turn the steering wheel that way. It’s pretty much an if-else with hysteresis, maybe 100 total lines of code. the German method would be 1000 lines of code, or a completely different design altogether. like including servo motors to turn the physical headlight beam instead of just illuminating a fixed light. so you can see how these little systems add cost
Anonymous No.28611528 [Report]
>>28611521
>very punctual maintenance schedule
And even then, nuBMW's evil ethos combined with their engineering muscle means most of their cars will fail expensively shortly after the warranty is up even with immaculate care.
Anonymous No.28611531 [Report]
>>28611269 (OP)
>why are x so *made up thing they aren't*

another worthless thread

sage
Anonymous No.28611537 [Report]
Have you ever thought that krauts can only make dogshit machinery. That's why they lost the world war.. twice.. they almost as bad as the pasta eaters
Anonymous No.28611621 [Report] >>28615910
Scotty kilmer should just die already lol
Anonymous No.28611807 [Report]
>>28611269 (OP)
endless money pit
Anonymous No.28613205 [Report]
Anonymous No.28613212 [Report]
>>28611269 (OP)
imagine falling for Scotty's clickbait.
besides, according to Scotty, if you own anything other than a 90s celica, you're a chump
Anonymous No.28613256 [Report] >>28613258
>>28611269 (OP)
I think europeans dont realize how unbelievably shit german cars were from the mid 00's until around late 2010's.
Anonymous No.28613258 [Report]
>>28613256
>how unbelievably shit german cars were from the mid 00's until around late 2010's.
they still are.
>w-what about their EVs?
https://mbworld.org/how-tos/slideshows/mercedes-eqa-bursts-into-flames-in-driveway-damages-home-in-the-uk-985992
Anonymous No.28613267 [Report]
>>28611284
This is it right here. Damn shame we only got the om606 for two years.
Anonymous No.28613330 [Report] >>28613383
>>28611269 (OP)
>pic
cuz he’s on Toyota’s payroll — basically a Toyota shill.
Anonymous No.28613383 [Report]
>>28613330
It's just a boomer thing. They do it for free lmao.
Anonymous No.28613408 [Report] >>28613443
>>28611521
>when german machinery works perfectly
this has never happened in the entirety of human history
Anonymous No.28613443 [Report]
>>28613408
My 30 yrs old kraut car says otherwise.
Anonymous No.28615896 [Report]
>>28611269 (OP)
We're just not obsessed with liking them.
Anonymous No.28615898 [Report] >>28616057
why do people have a hardon for bmw anyway? theyre not particularly luxurious, or fast, i guess they looked ok for a while. i dont get it.
Anonymous No.28615910 [Report]
>>28611621
good fucking luck, his heart was replaced with the 5S-FE
Anonymous No.28615943 [Report] >>28616035
>REV UP YOUR ENGINES MY NAMES SCOTTY KILMER BOY HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE TOYOTA CELICA GREATEST CAR EVER MADE LASTS 400 THOUSAND MILES EASILY NEVER HAVE TO CHANGE THE OIL ORIGINAL SPARK PLUGS BOY DO I LOVE TOYOTA AND DONT EVER THINK OF BUYING ANY OF THAT MODERN HYUNDAI WUMBO JUMBO KOREAN CRAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP SO MANY ELECTRONICS IT ALL WILL BREAK DOWN AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON VOLKSWAGEN SO EXPENSIVE TO MAINTAIN JUST GET A CORROLA OH BOY IT BURNS WHEN I TRY TO FUCK THE TAILPIPE YEEOWCH OH I FORGOT TO TAKE MY DEMENTIA MEDS MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR A GUY WITH A NISSAN CVT WHERE AM I THANKS GUYS SCOTTY KILMER SEE YOU NEXT TIME
Anonymous No.28616035 [Report]
>>28615943
ha u mad
Anonymous No.28616057 [Report]
>>28615898
Cheap to buy, nice to drive.
Anonymous No.28616084 [Report]
>>28611270
He has 4 types of videos:
>(insert brand) is now working on a $10,000 car
>bogus death video
>it's over for (brand here)/the whole car industry
>rare actual mechanic advice
Anonymous No.28616356 [Report]