Thread 28676855

No one to share it with cause i am loner. Got a nice car after working hard. Wanted to show.

>>28676855 (OP)
Nice. May it bring you joy. A man should drive a decent motor.

Poor man's BMW

>>28676855 (OP)
Grats mate. Hope you enjoy it

>>28676855 (OP)
these are all automatic

>>28676964
it's a zf8 thoughbeit

It's a very handsome looking car, I always liked Audi stylings like on that one.
It's both fairly simple yet aggressive at the same time.

>>28676855 (OP)
Understeer machine

>>28676970
Isn't the B8 RS5 a DCT? They moved to the ZF8 in the B9

>>28676855 (OP)
don't worry anon, you'll be drowning in pussy now you've got an rs5, just go to the local mcdonalds and rev the engine until the women jump in

These are great cars and the engine is the main event. Priced a lot better than the RS4 and without the life ruining bills of an RS6

Good job

Anyway, there’s exactly 0 reasons to get an Audi over an UDM

>>28676855 (OP)
>tfw no family........

>>28676970
The zf8 is an automatic. Are you trying to argue it's somehow not?

>>28677346
don’t care, I’m always in manual mode to fuel my gt3 racing fantasy

>>28677260
>0 reasons to get an Audi over an UDM
There's 1 great reason. The Audi 4.2L is one of the best sounding V8s ever made.

>>28677450
it’s also the most unreliable V8 ever made

>>28676970
It’s a superior dual clutch.
Change fluid as next service and you need to keep the rubber bushings on these fresh. Use gyro disc rotors and Pagid street for the pads. The engine is extremely low wear if you keep the oil fresh. The common issues are camshaft adjusters and HPFPs which are very easy to do on your own. For most other service pay Audi to do it.

GOAT engine. Do your duty and keep it running as long as you can.

Also; don’t mod anything. It’s already perfect.

>>28677468
You’re thinking of the one from 10 years earlier dummy. This one is overbuilt and closer related to the V10 in the mkII R8

>>28677507
It's still got >>28677197 on the back

>>28677512
True. Needs fresh oil every 6 months and you’ll avoid changing that.

so can these cars be made more playful / less audisteery?
I assume basic stuff like good tires, a fat rear sway bar and alignment won’t cut it?

>>28676970
That's an automatic transmission

>>28677579
It's got a very short all-alloy NA V8 so the weight distribution isn't the 70:30 you'd expect, a 40:60 front/rear torque split and a vectoring rear diff, it's no M3 but these things don't really handle badly

>>28677579
They handle pretty neutral with a tendency to oversteer with throttle in corners.

>>28677592
Google says 55:45 weight distribution. that’s actually pretty good

>>28677619
Yeah honestly, a big rear sway bar and some sticky tires should be plenty

For me, its this weird piece of shit
https://www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-features/audi-rs5-tdi-driven/30518

Shame performance diesels died as soon as they were born.

>>28677628
If we're posting concepts that never made production
>tfw we never got an RS5 with the alu body tech from the A8 and glorious I5 turbo noises
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh0bD1QQOlA

Met one on a night cruise a few weeks ago. This was in a long straight tunnel. We both did a couple of pulls. Was eargasmic. Enjoy it anon

>>28676855 (OP)
Good luck. Have fun. Watch out for the FUARKING chain.

>>28676970
Does it really have the same gearbox as the one in my diesel SUV? kek very sporty

>>28677829
Nah it's a 7-speed DCT in these, not a ZF8

>>28677197
I have PTSD from dealing with this abomination.

>>28676970
>KXT7KD
What did he mean by this

>>28677197
>>28677512

>>28676855 (OP)
>>28677260
This is why bread on hood needs to be pressed more and not dismissed as just being haters.

Everyone memeing the RS5 timing chains never had to deal with RS6 ownership experience and it shows.

>>28677260
Yep, click on the ad. Let me guess, its sold? Wonder why that would be retard.

>>28678465
>pic off a for sale ad
>gets called out
>pic from reddit
Pro tip, just take your own pics of a neighbour's car next time

>>28678501
Lmao cope and seethe broke retard. Kill yourself.

>>28678517
Did you just fucking post proof of yourself being a redditor? What the fuck

>>28678501
Im eagerly awaiting your next brain damaged coping mechanism.

>>28678522
>>28678520
> No one cares
> hur dur you use reddit hur dur

Moving goal posts once exposes retard for being brain damaged. Came here to be happy about getting new car, instead accused of lying on the internet.

So yeah I'm gonna pull out receipts.

>>28678526
fuck off

>>28678517
>>28678465
bread on engine or fuck off

>>28678568
Bro where's the rest of the engine?

>>28677622
Doesn’t really need the swaybar upgrade desu. It could use stiffer bushings if you are serious about track but it’s fine for road use. Just wears out too fast

>>28678568
<3

>>28676970
Thankfully it’s a very nice DCT