This board is so dead/shilled. what a shame.
new seasons of Alone has started airing!

https://www.history.com/shows/alone/season-12

>>2825523 (OP)
Had no idea it’s started airing. In the middle of nowhere so no data, is it good?
Africa should be easy mode compared to Alaska, if they picked inexperienced people I’m not going to watch it.

>>2825536
watching episode 1 right now. looks like they got a pretty good crop of experienced people. dehydration and over heating are going to be the big threats now. Definitely seems promising so far

>desert
No thanks

>>2825523 (OP)
First episode was pretty good. Looks like some decent contestants. First mid size game kill on first episode is, hopefully, a good sign. I don't see any Pablos yet.

>>2825543
yeah, seems to be plenty of big game running around. I hope someone has a close encounter with a rhino.

>>2825543
Any retarded regulation like ”you can’t kill X”?

>>2825549
They haven't mentioned any yet. And there's nothing on the history channel site. But there are always some restrictions. So I can't say there aren't any. We'll have to wait and see.

>>2825549
The pre-show show where they were onboarding the new contestants included a few secs on legal game, but I didn't get a look at the list. But that there was such a such a section in contestant prep would seem to indicate that there are indeed restrictions - I would guess that the rhino are off limits without an $$$$ hunting license. But there's so much game running around that I doubt it will be a factor, since warthog are ok and afaik baboon are legally vermin in south africa. It seems more significant that there are an awful lot of predators around that don't care that it's illegal to hunt humans.

>>2825523 (OP)
we're not getting "who can starve and freeze the longest in an arctic winter" this season?
sweet
anyone got a streamingsite that has this? havent watched any series since last alone season

>>2825549
E2, apparently zebra is off the menu.

Luke, I shat my sleeping bag and shot blindly at a bear cub, Olson's brother Nathan is on this season. Second Olson, let's hope he has a better showing..

>>2825523 (OP)
Didn't know it started, seems interesting. At least we finally get an environment that isn't cold and full of trees.

Also...there's a jeet named Jit. Laughed my ass off when the name first appeared "Jit", "Don't tell me it's an Indian dude.", seconds later the jeet appears on screen.
Well done, History channel, well done.

>>2825587
https://www.tvids.net/watch1379/alone/season-12-episode-01-the-land-of-great-thirst
There are torrents on 1337x as well

>>2825587
The best seasons were the earlier ones in the Canadian west. Wet and miserable but very survivable. Also gorgeous. I don't like the arctic ones as much

So, who's gonna make it? Im rooting for the flintknapping oldtimer, hope he can deal with the climate. The texan gazelle rancher seems like he has a good shot too.
>>2825613
Wait until you see what he does first episode
>>2825614
Thx mate, found a source after a bit of searching.

>>2825574
>there's so much game running around that I doubt it will be a factor
I really hope multiple contestants get big game. I’m really hoping, along with >>2825574, for a season that isn’t a variety of this. So far the best strategy has been to just go all-in on hunting. On earlier seasons one big animal and you’ve basically won the whole thing so it’s way more logical to try for one until you lose than try and outlast the others in a starvation contest. Why live off of fish and destroy your body for months only to place 2nd or third when you can either win it all or go home after a couple weeks with your body still healthy? I assume there’s some hidden “you get paid X each day you’re out there” clause in the contract or everyone would just do this unless they’re retarded.

>>2825646
Correction,
>along with >>2825587

>I'm all alone on a show called Alone and now I don't like being alone! How could this happen to me!
there's always one or two. pussies

>>2825648
You would think that "10 experienced survival experts" should all be able to keep their shit together for at least a week or two.
I wonder how long the ones gtfoing after a few days really stay out on their own.

>>2825636
>Wait until you see what he does first episode
He jit his pants

>>2825636
That dude is fuckin crazy overconfident and skinny as a rail. Instant dislike, and I hope he taps early.

>>2825657
They’re probably weekend warriors who go out in RVs. You could easily put together a submission tape and just YouTube all of the “skills” and create little segments of you doing each thing so it looks like you’re an experienced outdoorsman. I bet that’s what some of these people are doing

>>2825779
And quit the show.
I think all he wanted was to go and shit in the street on a new continent. Next he'll go to the Americas.

But it gotta be fucking awful, go through all the work to be selected and shit and then...quit because you're shitting your pants in a show watched by hundreds of thousands of people.
Bro was a true jeet!

>>2825657
I still remember Joe Robinet quitting because he lost his ferro rod.
And, like him or not, the guy has plenty of long outings documented in his youtube channel.

>>2825859
That was so embarrassing. I used to watch his YouTube pretty regularly, he usually knows what he’s doing. I’m surprised he did not take the time to learn how to build a friction fire before coming out there

>>2825858
We are lucky that was a britisher Indian born and raised, if that had been a true born and raised swimming in the Ganges river Indian he would of been capable of
>Drinking unboiled water with no side effects
>Smeared himself in his own shit and random scat to scare off predators
>Rape the baboons and hogs
>Be smelled by the other contestants, no matter the distance
His only weakness would of been a +10 aggro of any elephant, rhino or black buffalo due to juggernaut curse

>>2825859
Was that the guy that found an old boat and made himself a hot bath?

>>2825886
No, that was someone else

>>2825885
Jej saar do not redeem!

Anyone watching the other countries versions of alone? I just hit my favorite torrent site and noticed that there have been two more seasons of alone Australia(3 total) and new several new shows including 4 seasons from Denmark, one from Sweden, Norway and Germany(all subbed) I just downloaded season 2 and 3 from Australia, even though I'm pretty sure season one was fake. Has anyone watched and recommend any others?

>>2825940
The danish is literally build fish and build a shelter. Nothing else.

>>2825523 (OP)
Last time I saw a survival show in Africa it was fake as fuck and the contestants were safely behind a fence. Hopefully this is different

>>2825940
British Alone was pure trash. Half the contestants were actors who production was helping out like duck girl. The actual survivalists left after a few days since they underestimated the North American wilderness thinking it would be similar to the English wilderness. The winner was a model for a Bear Grylls tour or something.

Alone in jeetland would be pretty good.
>contestants must tangle with the constant threat of trains, elephants, and power lines
>they are surrounded by large game but it’s all considered holy so cannot be killed
>surviving on cow piss and shit strictly forbidden
>only water source is the ganges. Corpses may not be eaten or fucked but any items found, including gift cards, may be redeemed
>lizard rape is allowed
I would watch this

>>2826164
this would make a great parody show

>>2826164
>female contestants must broadcast live

>>2825613
>jeet has a white girl
brehs..

>>2826404
probably promised her part of the $500k

>>2825895
That is hilarious and I'm writing it on the next public toilet I use with my buddy's number

I think I'm in love with Kelsey bros.

>>2825596
His brother seems like a very collected and capable tech executive or something.
Polar opposite of His burnt out druggie retard brother.

>>2825587
>not taiga for once
Holy fuck yes, I have been whining forever that they desperately needed a new location. This is awesome, I look forward to new meta finally.

>>2825613
>literal Jeet on the season, appears insufferable
>135lb chicken leg dipshit
>"I teach survival for decades"
>is day 3 tap out because his tummy hurt
Glorious. He lacks the self awareness to realize what a joke he is unfortunately.

>>2825636
>who's gonna make it
All of us.
But also this season is stacked.
>crazy horse girl even gets warthog day 2
Only person I dislike is Dug, seems a douche.

>>2826449
Not a Callie but close.
I need a mildly autistic horse girl huntress in my life. Comes with 30 pounds of salted bacon.

>>2826276
Lol. True survival horror challenge.
>10 items include semi automatic rifle with 200 rounds of ammo to make it fair

>>2825955
It is different.
US Alone has been pretty legit all 11 seasons prior. There's been some murmuring that the best locations were given to diversity contestants but nothing beyond that. Regardless, middle aged white guy wins 90% of the time.

>>2825613
It had to be on purpose. And he was clearly not a good candidate.
Someone at HQ insisted the show must include an Indian no doubt and the casting director did the needful with gusto.

>>2825549
>restrictions
Zebras and rhinos. Probably anything big game hunters care about. Random african-deer and cows and pigs seem fine, plus baboons, so there's a lot of choice.

>>2826535
>rhinos
to be fair if you can kill a rhino with your bare hands you won anyway

>>2826535
It also sounded like Kelsey was saying they have restrictions based on the bow draw weight. She say an animal and said it was a 60lb animal and she only had a 50lb bow.

>>2826532
>His brother seems like a very collected and capable tech executive or something
Has he even done anything since his intro on the first episode? I don't even remember seeing any clips of him.

>>2826545
>you need a 60lb bow to take out a 60lb animal
tell me i misread that
and its totally fair enough that handmade bows arent allowed to be over x lb if you dont want your contestants to accidently behead themselves if something breaks

>>2826547
It doesn't have to do with the weight of the animal, not like that anyway. The different animals have a draw weight requirement for the contestants to hunt them. In episode one at around 43 minutes in, Kelsey sees a Water Buck. She mentions that you need a 60lb draw recurve to hunt them. The text on the screen basically says the same. Because she only has a 50lb bow, she cannot hunt Water Buck, regardless of their individual weight.

>>2826548
oh its a rule the contestants are under? i havent watched any of the show lol
but she knows that you *can* kill an animal that weighs more than your bow draw weight right?

>>2826565
Yes, it's local hunting regulations, not her choice.

Minimum Equipment Requirements for Bow hunting in South Africa
- Big Game
Bow Kinetic Energy 80 ft/lbs
Arrow Weight 700 grain
(Elephant, Rhino, Hippo, Buffalo)

- Medium Game
Bow Kinetic Energy 70 ft/lbs
Arrow Weight 550 grain
(Kudu, Eland, Oryx / Gemsbok, Hartebeest, Wildebeest, Zebra, Giraffe, Sable Antelope, Roan Antelope, Waterbuck, Tsessebe, etc.)

- Small Game
Bow Kinetic Energy 40 ft/lbs
Arrow Weight 400 grain
(Warthog, Nyala, Springbok, Impala, Blesbok, Duiker, Steenbok, Ostrich, Caracal, Black-Backed Jackal, Game Birds, etc.)

>>2826590
^^-- This is from South Africa's bow hunting regulations. This is what's being referred to here >>2826545

>>2826590
>80 ft/lbs
>700 grain
>can kill a rhino, hippo, elephant, buffalo
jesus christ, how optimistic are these people? i would love to meet the guy that can kill an elephant with one shot from a handmade bow

>>2826595
That's minimum, not recommended.

Also may be dated, found in a forum dated from 2016...

>>2826597
even if its the minimum thinking that you can kill a rhino with a bow is peak arrogance
doesnt matter what your draw weight is

>>2826595
There's no requirement that the bow be hand made, just must be a recurve or other simple bow.

>>2826598
Well, for the show at least, it sounds like rhino and zebra are specifically off the menu. Not sure if purely for safety or also for optics. I haven't been able to find a copy to watch of the before the drop episode yet. They usually talk about that sort of stuff in that episode.

>>2826601
the tv show is alone
they have to hand make everything themselves right?
again i havent seen a single episode but if theyre given a bow i cant imagine how it would be interesting

>>2826604
No, that's not the rules of Alone. Each participant gets a base set of items and then chooses 10 items from a list to complete their gear setup. A bow with 10 arrows can be and usually is one of the 10 items. You can see a full list at https://www.history.com/shows/alone/articles/gear-list you can also see what 10 items each chose at https://www.history.com/shows/alone/cast

>>2826605
>>2826604
And the gear isn't provided or paid for. The participants all have to but it themselves. It's around a $5-10k investment to become an Alone participant.

>>2826546
No. That's how you know he makes it fairly deep into the season.

>>2826545
I think most countries have something like that. Where I'm at the legal minimum bow for hunting whitetail deer is 45 lbs draw weight. They don't base it on KE, just on draw weight, but since in traditional archery with cedar arrows and a double bladed broadhead the weight of the arrow needed to fly straight goes up proportionally with the draw weight of the bow, so restrictions based on draw weight are a good enough proxy for a minimum. Pretty much any other type of setup will outpenetrate a wooden bow shooting wooden arrows, but if you can't pull 40-45 lbs then you probably should stick to gonnes.

>>2826604
They aren't given a bow, but they can bring their own assuming it meets the show's rules. Doing so takes up iirc two of their 10 allowed items though. Allowed items include bow, arrows, gill net, knife, saw, hatchet, fish hooks, fishing line, paracord, whetstone, etc. Depending on the location, some people choose to bring a gill net instead of bow+arrow. Some people make their own gill net from scratch using fishing line or the strands from inside their paracord item (iirc Clay Hayes, winner of season 8 did this, made his own netting needle out of wood, then spent several days making his gill net).

What you think of the guys bringing salt and soap?
Ive been thinking before that Id be very tempted to bring salt, because fuck eating a couple months without it and you can cure your fish and meat.
But soap, wood ash should be good enough. Then again is afrika and there's all kinds of really nasty shit in the water...

>>2826614
>>2826605
what? so its just endurance camping but you cant bring any food? i thought they were just dumped in the woods with only the clothes on their backs and whatever their hands can do

>>2826705
Some seasons more so than others....

>>2826611
I was going to say the same.
Granted 4/10 are done on day 5 I think now.

>>2826705
Its a midpoint between naked survival and coming fully equipped. Its basic bushcraft gear, fairly limited and often rudimentary (the bows particularly).

>>2826690
Salt maybe. They will sweat a ton, but most seasons it'd be meme.
Soap god no.

>>2826916
they should just be given a one piece tracksuit, 1500 calories in hardtack and 1 liter of water in a bottle they have to burn on camera on the second day
nothing more

Why is it there's always 1 guy each season that taps on day 3 because
>omg I can't be Alone without having a mental breakdown so I decided to compete to see how long I could be Alone on the show Alone but now I'm going crazy aaaa
Have these people literally never gone camping by themselves once in their lives and are categorically incapable of not being around other people for less time than it takes to die of thirst?

I understand it gets hard after weeks, but seriously, 3 days?

>>2826918
On this note, what are respectable standards for a tap-out?
>1 month minimum
>or serious fracture/impalement/cut your hand with an axe like a retard
>or serious infection over days
>or bad fever and puking up blood (I guess that's fine)
>or... ?

So far, only Will had a respectable tap out.
Other 3 are pussies:
>spend 100hrs putting together submittal
>spend thousands of dollars
>spend months preparing
>take off work, tell everyone you know about what you're going to accomplish
>whole family and friends and coworkers will see
>on national television
>>oh no, I feel sad or had diarrhea one time
>>tap out 53.8 hours in
>>>surely people will understand

>>2826920
>On this note, what are respectable standards for a tap-out?
1 month, if you're not getting much food. At least two weeks if you're not getting anything at all. I've voluntarily water fasted for a week and know it's easily doable.
Any major injuries like deep cuts that need stitches or becomeinfected, broken bones, anything that could lead to life long debilitation.
If you're exploding from both ends, that can be life threatening without the means to keep yourself hydrated. The only time I've been hospitalized in my life was from food poisoning that led to severe dehydration.
The depressed retards are just weak and wasted their, our and another good contestant's time and opportunity. They should be penalized beyond looking like the losers they are. Some sort of contractual fine.

>>2826918
>>2826920
the show gets these unstable people on purpose

>>2826595
Just tip the arrow with fentanyl.

>>2826918
My guess is these are the types that go hunting with buddies in their trucks or go camping with their trailers and consider themselves outdoor survival experts. They probably think it’s going to be an easy $500,000 and maybe have never watched past seasons or some thing

>>2826966
I am starting to think so. It is too consistent. I feel like the casting director has 10,000 candidates and after 12 seasons has learned how to pick both the winners and the most ridiculous losers and gives us a mix for entertainment.

>>2826930
Extreme food poisoning, sure. As in can't do anything but shoot fluids out both ends endlessly.
I also did a fast for 6 days (while bingeing Alone for the first several seasons). I understand it sucks the wind out of you, but it's manageable.
I also did a 6d backpacking trip where I ended up only getting about 500-800 cal per day while hiking in the mountains, due to a bad batch of granola ruining my supplies. I survived, and it was considerably more work than most contestants do on week 1.
Also didn't see another person for most of it, didn't go insane. Was joyous.

>>2826998
They consistently have a macho personality. I'd have to revisit past seasons to go deeper into it. Most people who come on with an attitude wash out quickly.
'Will' also had a lot of ego riding on the show and had to tap early. I do think his tap was legit, but I also doubt he would've lasted long regardless. Didn't even bother to put on weight. Zero respect for anyone who doesn't even do that basic prep work.

>>2826920
>respectable standards for a tap-out
non-voluntary/medical emergency/functional incapacitation. Like the two guys that retardedly ate the cactus (Will this last episode, and the pajeet in Ep 1), or the guy in one of the northen Canada episodes that slipped on a wet rock and broke his leg. Even the idiot that accidentally his own arrow into his thigh had a valid reason for tapping out immediately, a wound that deep is gonna be debilitating for a long time even if it doesn't get massively infected and he was damned lucky he didn't clip his femoral. But tapping out because you felt bored or "completed your personal journey" is just pussy-tier bullshit with cat ears on top.
I expect we'll continue seeing a fairly rapid winnowing of the contestants this episode, this is their first time in this sort of environment so nobody's figured out the meta yet, e.g. don't eat the fucking cactus, bring a water bottle because water is life, etc. We saw the same thing in the arctic episodes and eventually people figured out that building thick assed shelters and not burning your house down were important.

>>2826966
In the show's defense, some of these nutters get pretty amusing as they get crazier and crazier from the isolation.

>Rooting for the escaped-Soviet Unions-collapse guy.
>Seems good, great mentality, skillset, etc.
>Then he mentions that.. He didn't take a ferro rod
Nooooooooo
Come oooon, just take iiiiit. Don't fuck yourself in the ass like that.

I understand the rationale but even in the best-case scenario it's such a huge convenience that saves so much energy.

>>2827281
So does a water bottle though. He just has to make sure his fire never completely goes out.

>>2826966
One thing I absolutely hate is how often the unstable ones are the first to get a good setup, have tons of fish and are ready to rock it out and they just get depressed and quit
I already know now the moment any contestant starts talking about missing their family or is fantasizing about goyslop that they are gonna break within the next week or two

>>2826918
When this dude tapped I actually felt respect for him for a change. Normally when these first week tap-outs happen they justify it to themselves about "not wanting to leave their kids alone" or "my dad is sick and I should spend time with him" bullshit. This guy literally said "I want to leave because I feel depressed."
He didn't lie to himself or us (for once). He straight up said why he wanted to leave and why it sucked.

Props.

>>2827281
I hope he realizes there's flint and other minerals all around him that can spark on steel.
Granted, he needs charcloth or something that will hold an ember, but that would save him.

>>2827281
>>2827398
He's already started a fire with his bow drill in E2. I'm not worried about his ability to make fire. It's how we made fire for thousands of years. People act like a ferrocerium is some ancient way of starting a fire. It's a product of the 20th century, invented in 1903. It is a very effective way to start a fire, but it is not at all primitive. He can use flint if he has some high carbon steel he can strike a spark off of. Otherwise he's best off with the bow drill he's already successfully used.

>>2827293
>only weathered softwood available
He's going to spend half his time on that bowdrill. And he halfassed its construction, so its fiddly as can

>>2827398
>flint
Great point. Its so rare to have nearby that I forgot all about it, probably he did too unfortunately.

>>2827425
>And he halfassed its construction
He's allowed to make another one and construct it better this time. And there are pretty certainly hardwoods available with a bit more looking. Other contestants in other seasons have passed on the ferro rod and done ok (afaik none have won, but their loss wasn't because of the lack of a ferro rod).

These people get a solid amount of time in the area before the actual competition starts, where they are supposed to learn about and acclimate to the region. Its absurd how few contestants prioritized water this season.

First tap out for water. I'd say they're getting approx 2l of water per boil, probably an hour of labour to 3 boils for 6 litres, no travel to the water source... Is it really that hard?

>>2827541
>3 boils for 6 litres
which does you fuckall if you don't have a way to store it or carry it.

>>2827542
This.

The guy who hollowed out a root ball for water storage has the right idea in my mind. Spend all night filling that thing up with fresh water, so even when you do 2 or 3 boils during the day you can stay hydrated during the wait

>>2827543
Didn't one of the women cut out a chunk of her tarp to use as water storage?

>>2827543
I'm curious to see if that thing will actually hold water or drip it out the bottom faster than he can fill it, what with roots being designed to move water elsewhere.

>>2827544
Look at all those gaps in the tarp for insects and reptiles to ingress the water. Per the episode, she's supposed to be saving CLEAN water in this???

Like okay, sure, you get back to the area from a big day of hunting and its technically "cleaner" than drinking out of the lake. That's still the kind of risk that ends runs on this show, especially in this environment.

>>2827565
She'd be better off making a bag out of that and hanging it from a tree, at least she could keep it secure that way. Harder to drink/pour out of, but a hell of a lot safer.

I bet she smells good bros

>>2827982
i thought mommy nicole was the perfect waman but she's pretty damn good too

>>2826966
The best was the guy who almost had a heart attack like a day or two in

>>2828323
Don’t forget the nigger who quit after only a few hours. First season I believe

>>2828337
I think the fastest tap-out was the guy who slipped on a rock and snapped his leg in two just a few minutes after being dropped off, I don't think the boat had even made it back to base camp to get the next contestant. Not faulting him for making the call, that's a good reason to tap out, but the poor guy only got a few seconds of show time for his pain.

>>2828358
Yeah accidents happen

>>2828358
was that the team season?

>muh kids
>muh family struggle
>muh legacy
holy FUCK does history channel think exclusively women watch this show or something? enough with the "personal struggle" bullshit from every participant. I want to hear about tricks and strategies to ackshually survive, not how muh divorce was so hard on me BS. fuck

>>2828664
They're at least a third of viewership, its not unreasonable they'd get a slice of airtime. Yes women need this sort of nonsense to engage. Just skip their segments if you like.

>someone catches a fish and talks about cities
>someone else catches a fish and talks about his dad
>someone does nothing and talks about his dad
>someone does nothing and talks about her divorce
>someone weaves reeds into their shelter
>oh no its going to rain!
One of the worst episodes of the entire series. Still just getting to day 8. What was the point of making such a filler episode?

>>2828866
Seriously. Nothing happened the entire episode except muh feelings. We’re on day eight and already down at least three people right? Maybe we’re going to lose three more before day 12 so they need this filler garbage

>>2828866
>>2828875
I agree more of a boring episode, however I'm hoping that means the next episode will be a banger.

Also Baha is who I have my money on winning this season.

>>2828882
Looks like we get to find out who all the stupid people were who decided to build their shelters in the fucking obvious flood zone.

>>2828925
They've already spoiled Kelsey getting flooded in the intro reel. And we know she built her shelter in a dry river bed. She's been one of the better female contestants, but that was a very poor choice on her part. I'm guessing we'll see how they goes down this coming week.

Imagine pissing out of your ass from South African Giardia and then getting raped to death by a pack of baboons while you wait for the rescue boat to get to you.

>>2828882
I hope but this season has a really lame start with the exception of the boar kill.
Shelter building is super lax because of milder weather.
Fishing is dull.
Scenery is mid.
Minimal hunting footage since ep2.
Only real concern is water.

Maybe they changed editors, but this is so far extremely uninteresting, and wasting ep4 on week 1-2 monologues doesn't make it seem like there's much to show period. I guess at least it isn't in a frozen flat bog like last season.

>>2829031
>wasting ep4 on week 1-2 monologues
We're gonna get to the end of this and discover that the winner held out for a whopping two whole weeks.

>>2829031
I still think Vancouver Island was the best spot. We need to get back to our roots

>>2829031
>Only real concern is water
Even that isn't really a concern since there are year-round rivers and lakes in this so-called desert.

>>2829040
He he. Yeah I am sorta expecting it now. And by all means it should be one of the longest seasons given how easy the setup is.
>>2829065
And now its cooling off so its rapidly falling off as a concern. But it won't get cold enough for that to be a major issue, so...

>>2829062
>Vancouver
I want Canadian rockies rather than lowlands.

>>2829081
>Rockies
Yeah that would be good also

We haven't had a good season since the Roland season, they are always such a slog that I get half way through the season and quit like some of these contestants

>>2829606
Last season and the Netflix season weren't bad

>>2829633
Isn't netflix just hosting old seasons? or is there an exclusive one no one's talked about?

>>2829606
good fucking season

>>2829834

>>2829834
what a chad. wonder what he's up to these days

>oh no it rained there's no dry tinder anywhere! whatever will i do?!
>doesn't put any in their pockets to dry out
amateurs
it's like they don't watch any of the past seasons

>this nigga brought a bar of soap as one of his items

>>2829891
shamefru dispray

>>2826598
oi m8 say that to my face and not in de spirit realm see what comes about

>>2829862
He's giving deep wilderness hunting tours and getting angry at his cabins being rekt by bears and shilling knives.
https://www.youtube.com/@rolandwelker7893

>>2828402
That one was so funny
>Your brother pushed the tap button
>ah, did he?
Bro was just seething with rage.

Does anyone have a clip of that chick trying to shove an entire warthog in her backpack?

>>2830107

What is it with these guys going on these shows where they KNOW they will be away for a long time and then tapping out because they're missing their family and shit?
>Buhh.. Mah dad...

>>2825940
>alone Australia
Can you even build a campfire legally in this god forsaken country?

>>2826918
>I killed my first squirrel when I was 3
Why'd they let this guy on the show? Clearly mental

>>2830107
>>2830113
Should she have field dressed it on the spot and carry only what was needed? They've done that in snowy seasons but how fucked would it be in this weather?

>>2830113
>Can spend time making a fishing chair
>Can not spend time tying a couple of sticks together along with the backpack to make a basic rack to pull.

>>2830223
Uh, it's a duck watching chair thank you

>>2830215
>They've done that in snowy seasons but how fucked would it be in this weather?
Pretty sure she said it was covered in ants when she got back to camp.

>>2830186
Because despite their wilderness skills these people have never known that kind of isolation and hardship. They've never had to spend months on end with no friends or family to talk to, thinking about what a shit show their life is. They just go on fun little hunting trips where they know they can leave at any time.

>>2829871
This
>>2829835
That
>>2829891
Thus
>>2830073
That moment was an all time series highlight. I chuckled heartily.

>>2830206
It was in Tasmania actually.
Ive been watching the season this week, mostly FF through it. Horrible season.
>zero food except the Strong Woman gets the one ace fishing spot (I am guessing she wins)
>otherwise a starve-off
>miserable jungle swamp is the location
>have you apologized for raping abbos yet?
One competent guy with the worst spot almost makes it watchable.

Poor papa smurf is going to regret going on the show for the rest of his life.

Why is there even some Aussie chick.
I have to hear about abos even on Alone usa.

blumpf