Thread 2846383

Callng all certified hydration baddies to discuss the merits of bring a micro-hydro while going /out/

>>2846383 (OP)
Too heavy to lug around tblebedesu

>>2846383 (OP)
sorry but i already carry my tactical bottlecap filled with water for my hydration needs(posting about it on the internet)

>>2846383 (OP)
Wow this is going to be perfect for when me and the girls take selfies at the trail head

>>2846383 (OP)
>practical hydration accessory every outfit needs
>buy one in every color fashion friends!
Who could be behind this post?

>>2846398
>buy one in every color fashion friends!
You say that like we don't have fags on this board who keeps insisting that they NEED to have multiple of the same savotta jaakaris (but in different sizes and colors)

>>2846383 (OP)
These are fashion accessories and serve no useful purpose.

>Fits in my jacket
>Fits in my fucking pants
>Enough water for some 10km of hiking in temperate weather

Why do Americans feel the need to carry water around with them wherever they go?

>>2846403
deserthing,,, Allways offer waterand bullets tothose you meet.,
,,,OP is filled with vodka.,,,Cheap vodka.

>>2846403
some solid advice for the brown hands that posted this message:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8

>>2846383 (OP)
meanwhile i gave myself peroneal tendonitis in my left foot from carrying not one but TWO 2L stainless steel bottles filled with water in my pack every time im outside

>>2846403
It's called "fashion"

>>2846403
Because hydrating throughout the day is healthy? I always bring 500-600mL if I'm going to be out for more than a couple hours. If you're going to question our beverage preferences you should probably start with our year round obsession with iced coffee in New York and New England. We also drink way more iced tea than hot tea.

>>2846383 (OP)
my wife actually got one of those as a giveaway. it sits in our cupboard with 17 trillion other accumulated bottles. but we did put some whiskey in it when we went camping. worked just fine for that lol.

Marketing is a curse on humanity

>>2846417
how many sips are in the bottle, like 1.5?

>>2846399
Wtf is a savota jaakaris

>>2846402
I mean thats enough water for 10km if you want to be technically dehydrated during the hike.

>>2846383 (OP)
Amazing high quality /out/ thread

>>2846403
>car breaks down or something
>it's 110F
>die

>>2846436
>it's 110F
Found your problem

>>2846436
Oh yeah, that totally happens in Connecticut when Karen drives to the mall!

>>2846420
6.7 oz is approximately 13 to 13.5 sips, assuming an average sip is about 0.5 oz or 15 mL. The exact number of sips will vary depending on the individual and the size of each sip.

>>2846403
>oh no I'm 50 miles away from home and I'm thirsty
>better go spend my hard earned money on some bottled water that I could have just brought with me for free

>>2846423
Zoomer-kun, i...
Normally I'd tell you to go lurk 3 more years or something, but today I'm feeling generous so I'll spoonfeed you: It's a family of backpacks that at one point was considered "must have" for /out/ists, to the point where it was impossible to have a backpack thread without savottafags hijacking it and turning it into a savotta thread. Nowadays it's not as bad because apparently some janny stepped in, but you still can see them pop up every now and then

Now go lurk 4 more years

>>2846420
its like 4 shots

>>2846430
I drink before and after the hike. 10km is even doable without bringing any water, just not comfortable.

>>2846403
sources of potable water are close to nonexistent here. every natural source has been poisoned with heavy metals, dioxin, agricultural chemicals, etc. treated water is worse than untreated water in most places and we don't have institutional healthcare so when your local bomb plant explodes scattering terrifyingly poisonous flesh-melting oxidizer and the related byproducts into the water table and you later develop facehugger stomach-burst xenomorph cancer you have no recourse.

>>2846446
It just means winter is /out/ season, plus we can /out/ innasummer by going innamountains.

>>2846410
>4kg gave me tendonitis

>>2846656
that combined with beachcombing on a rocky shoreline for hours each day and the bag i had been using distributed the weight of the water to the far left and right sides of the bag so i was putting extra strain on the outside of my left foot. its a weird place to get tendinopathy for sure

>>2846550
Literally no one knows what that is. The vast majority of /out/ users don't go to your gay ass "accessories" threads because they don't give a fuck about branding and recognize those threads are for faggots who want their backpack to match their purse.

>>2846403
This is very obviously bait.
>>2846409
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>>2846567
And you fell for it.

>>2846553
yeah like I said you are technically dehydrated

>>2846833
>If you don't drink for 3h you are dehydrated

>>2846399
>have multiple of the same savotta jaakaris (but in different sizes and colors)
Multiple sizes I'm fine with.
I too have different sizes of backpacks. Well, I have nearly all sizes of backpack (10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 2x 35, 65L), gotta catch them all like pokemons, but mine are mostly chinkshit.

But having multiple colors is mostly complete faggotry. Maybe if they want to be wannabe preppers and keep one in the car and another for outings. And even then I'd question how people with so little common sense came across enough money to freely spend on Savotta backpacks.

>>2846845
Correction
>If you don't drink water for 3 hours while engaging in exercise that expels water from your body at a rate of .5-2 liters per hour, you are *underhydrated
Nta, I think underhydrated is a more appropriate word than dehydrated.

>>2846849
>exercise that expels water from your body at a rate of .5-2 liters per hour
I did, kinda sorta, specify "temperate climate".

>>2846850
Climate has some effect on how much water you're expelling, but the exercise itself is effecting it more. I autistically felt the need to agree with the other anon because you are technically underhydrated. It really doesn't matter though it's not like you're gonna die or anything, so do you.

>>2846829
>Iz trollzed U, Ah wuz onleh pretedin 2b returded!11
we know about your genetic handicap son.

>>2846900
Are you illiterate or something?

>>2846430
>technically dehydrated
What a pointless fucking combination of words. If you feel fine then you're not dehydrated to any degree that matters.
And even if you were dehydrated during the hike, so fucking what? Literally just drink some water when you're done. Now you're rehydrated again.

>>2846849
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>>2846851
and the word for technically underhydrated is dehydrated, you've all won the retard prize.

>>2846929
Look some of us like to use modern knowledge and intelligence to keep our engines running at 100%. Its not like carrying the litre you'd need for 10km is actually heavy. I am also a 6'4" 95kg man so my water usage is probably a lot more then yours if your a 5'7" bugman from a city.

>>2846929
You need to learn how to read, badly. Go through the whole conversation before replying again retard.

>>2846939
And the reason I say underhydrated is more appropriate is that dehydrated, although only means losing more water than you take in, suggests to most people that it's to the point of a medical issue because why else would you mention it except as a doctor in a medical setting?

>>2846939
>>2846946
Technically according to the definition, the second you stop drinking water you are dehydrated because you're losing water through respiration and no longer taking in water.