Promise a girl I'm going to shoot her on film but i don't want to fuck it up... please please please please please. HELP

How about practice first with someone else?

>>4448504 (OP)
>promise a girl I'm going to shoot her on film
LOL

>>4448504 (OP)
Portraits ain't difficult, just get a flash.
Or don't, use fast 0.95 lenses.

>>4448602
oh yeah and make sure you shoot your girl in piss-yellow light

>>4448611
He's asian, racist.

>>4448602
>let me tell you how to take portraits because I took a photo of a down syndrome working in the kitchen once

>>4448620
(you)

>>4448621
You can also google how to take a portrait, use some brain cells.

>>4448611
It's golden light. If you see piss maybe you are just a degenerate

shoot her on digital, run it through a filter to add fake grain, tell her it's film

Well it's going to be tough to shoot a girl on film. So she wants the film portrait to be one of you shooting her, in the head or in the chest? Either way you need to set the camera up on a tripod and have some way to remotely trigger it at the same time that you pull the trigger

>>4448736
I-I don't have digital camera....

>>4448748
you're going to fuck it up because you're acting like a nervous anime protagonist

Just whatever you do, OP...

Don't fall in love with her when she looks into your lens and your eyes connect with hers through the viewfinder.

When you look at the photos, or even in the moment, you may misinterpret her posing as a sense of longing. Women are good at using their eyes and their gaze to manipulate a man.

So don't fall in love with her when your eyes catch hers through the viewfinder.

Please don't.

>>4448729
maybe you find ugly things beautiful like a faggot lefty

>>4448876
it's not ugly. You're the only faggot here with your piss fetish

>>4448886
>thinking piss-yellow lighting isn’t ugly
kwab

>>4448896
Goddamit, you're so stupid it's not worth it replying.

>>4448872
what if she smell good?

>>4448901
your supposed to crank the sliders all the way up dipshit
ftfy

>>4448984
Damn, you are really bad at editing.
Even youtube can teach you something at this point, go grab the first video you find.

>>4449021
Do you suffer from Asperger's syndrome?
>>4448901
Cinestill halation with warm balance, strange.

>>4449026
My art requires a high level of intelect to be appreciated. Apes can only point what they know and it's the tip of the iceberg.

>>4449029
okay so you are autistic like that gay dude was asking

>>4449040
First you get an art degree, then you talk to me, peasant.
You utter words without a sense.

>>4448504 (OP)
don't forget to unzip your pants between shots, models love that shit

>>4449042
>art degree
I'm not Jewish
>>4449094
true
also rub your tiny egg shaped penis with one hand as you take the pics, then they'll know you're an industry leading pro

>>4448504 (OP)
F8 and be there

>>4448901
WOAH BRO I LOVE THE SICK HALATIONS AND THE SUBTLE MOTION BLUR BRO YOU'RE SUCH AN ARTIST IT'S SO MOODY AND ATMOSPHERIC BRO

Bring three times the film that you think you need. Then slip in a lot of what you think is 1 stop over and under exposures. This will ensure you've got a batch of good exposures.

Also watch the aperature. Normal people don't want a DOF so thin that the tip of the nose and ears are "beautiful creamy bokeh". Having the eyes in focus isn't enough.

>>4448504 (OP)
f1.8 - f2
iso 200
1/60 - 1/125

>>4449133
Ignore that last part. Bitches think it looks awesome when their hair melts into the background. Just choose a good background for the bokeh instead of a messy one full of street signs and fat people. Flowers with foliage works great and the background must be lit less intensely than the subject.

>>4449133
the last thing a woman wants to see is her nose in sharp detail lmao

>>4449188
Then put a softening filter on the lens. This will ensure consistent sharpness without doing it the f/.9 nigger way.

>>4449193
Listen bud you're just autistic

Normal people don't want everything to be in perfect focus. That just looks like iphone "cut out" bokeh. You either bokehmaxx, or you tonalitymaxx.

>>4449200
> Be bokehtard
> photographing Stacy
> deploy thin DOF method
> eyes in focus
> nose and ears out of focus
> ?????
> Stacy so impressed she opens her gap for Boketard

>>4448504 (OP)
Start with a few feet pics to break the ice. I find it helps subjects to relax a bit.

>>4449236
yeah that's how it works

if you dont bokeh out her pores you have to spend hours retouching

>>4449244
Bokeh out the pores is the nigger alternative to buying a Pro-Mist filter set.

>>4449250
But then the eyes are blurry. Besides, bokeh out the pores is peak aryan photography. You really need to shoot 8x10 to bokeh out ALL of the pores.

>>4448738
>in the head or in the chest?
In the pelvis.

>>4449188
>>4449200
>>4449244
maybe find less hideous women who will look good even if the camera is in focus

>>4448504 (OP)
Just get a flash light and shoot generic high key photos.
>film
Do the main shoot on digital and on side get yourself a disposable film camera with a flash.

>>4449273

>>4448738
Calm down Alec

>>4449260
>maybe find less hideous women who will look good even if the camera is in focus
these dont exist

>>4449274

>>4449278
All of this shit is from Pinterest btw. 70% of users on Pinterest are women so you know that they like this type of shit.

Search it for more inspo and don't be too autistic about it.

>>4449200
>You either bokehmaxx, or you tonalitymaxx.
Why not both?

>>4449273
>>4449278
these are high key
VAGS2

>>4451744
oops i meant low key