For the people following the plane crash in India, this is how the "british citizens" look like.

>>507101060 (OP)
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2067889/air-india-crash-british-survivor-speaks-out

I saw the webm and there was a gigantic explosion. how the fuck did he survive?

>>507101060 (OP)
He looks Canadian

>>507101060 (OP)
He's thinking about he can still rape white British whores. He feels fortunate to be alive.

>>507101060 (OP)
Hes Shitish from United Shitdom plopadom county

>>507101151
that's the plot to that bruce movie glass or something

>>507101060 (OP)
No shit. You think actual Brits go to India for any reason?

>>507101151
The bodies of a White family shielded him

>>507101060 (OP)

>emergency exit seat
lmao

>>507101060 (OP)
average british citizen in 2025 kek

He's a pure White brit, he just got burnt in the explosion.

>>507101324
Vishwas nai hora

>>507101237
>plopadom county

>>507101166
Don't blame this on us, UK taught these fuckers the English language and unleashed the saar plague on the world.

>>507101060 (OP)
Norf, saar!

>>507101264
India is a content machine for livestreamers.
That's about it. Always something weird and gross going on down there and the trips end short because they always get some kind of food poisoning that hospitalizes them.

>>507101060 (OP)
palest briton in 2025

>>507101060 (OP)
>"british citizens"
You don't need to put it in speech marks. Citizenship is a specific legal term. It doesn't necessarily mean being white or even being born in the UK.

>>507101060 (OP)
Very grim American isn't much better to be honest the American man would have been a nigger or at the very least a mulatto nigger mutt

>be Rajesh
>flying from Delhi back home to London
>flight sucks, food’s garbage, but it reeks on Delhi nostalgia so I'm lovin it
>the pilot Patel forgot to use the flaps while flying
>the alarm was going crazy but Patel didn't notice it because it faded in the background just like Delhi street honking and noise
>plane drops like it’s on a crash course with death
>crash hard in the designated shitting street
>get out, bruised but alive
>get message from mum asking if I got enough chutney
>“Yeah, I’m British now”
>limp away from wreck, looking for beatifull to rape quickly
>1000 Raju Kumar Singhs gather around me to film me with their indian Nokias
>mfw

he looks zesty, or maybe brits just like to show off wearing jewlery when they travel back to their homeland

>>507101641
ok Kuldeep

Lot of pajeets have British passports and therefore are classed as British citizens.. it's funny but it is what it is,it's like a lion being born in a kennel and now the lion is considered a dog.

>>507101151
He got lucky,chances of surviving a plane crash is very low

>>507101151
How do indians survive on a diet of cow shit? That's the real question

>>507101060 (OP)
>British

>>507101060 (OP)
Not the same species

How the fuck did he survive? Did his seat launch on impact and landed perfect into som water or some shit?

>pic related

>>507101884
While they may be low they're certainly higher the lower you are.

>>507102100
Indians are resilient like cockroaches

>>507101060 (OP)
When is the next Final Destination movie?

>>507101151
Probably last seat on the tail

>>507101291
Kek

>>507102280
I think they JUST released one, feels like.
So next year maybe?

>>507101151
Reptilian, like the one Kyle Odom shot in the head point blank with a .45 ACP.
Probably the target of the plane crash as fire seems one of their only weaknesses.
Wait and see if he becomes an ambassador or something

>>507101151
He somehow got ejected from the plane. It's very likely he suffered severe life altering brain injuries and other physical trauma.

>>507101291
LMAO

>>507102938
like... before it took off?

>>507101060 (OP)
>British
He should not have made it back and the media deserves to be shot.

>>507102908
>like the one Kyle Odom shot in the head point blank with a .45 ACP.
6 times!

>>507101060 (OP)
Londonistan is an annex of the indian subcontinent. And it's overspilled its borders now into the home counties. Anyway with dei at boeing and dei pilots and air traffic controllers expect much more of this. Nature has a way of reverting things back to normal.

>>507101060 (OP)
imagine willingly flying india air holy shit

>>507101151
Guys, come on. He was sitting at 11A sit. You know what this mean? I A I

>>507101303
Kek

>>507101960
He has the British necklace

>>507101060 (OP)
Looks exactly like roma tho?

>>507101383
Fucking kek

>>507101060 (OP)
burned brown, poor bastards

At least we're not speaking German.

>>507101530
company I used to work for opened an office in hyderabad because it was cheaper than paying tata or whoever
they made a bunch of us visit, it was horrid

>>507101060 (OP)
A true cockney boy, he'll be down the pub later to buy everybody a round

>>507101060 (OP)
Is he the lone survivor?
Hes going to get so much jeeta pussy with that bollywood backstory.

>>507101291
Ahaha

>>507104140
Sole survivor
>"Thirty seconds after take-off, thee was a loud noise and then the plane crashed. It all happened so quickly" he told local media
>"When I got up, there was bodies all around me. I was scared. I stood up and ran.
>There were pieces of the plane all around me. Someone grabbed hold of me and put me in an ambulance and brought me to the hospital"

>>507101060 (OP)
Yes, we've known this for a long time.

>>507104439