Thread 507153009

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>>507153009 (OP)
>ALAS BABYLON
it's happening!

>>507153009 (OP)
This is actually ww3. No path forward that doesn't lead to world war.

>>507153622
i don't agree

>>507153622
checked
It will only become a world war if Iran fucks around in the heartland of the US, *and* China decides to chimp out.
Russia is aligned with Iran too, so that's not good.

>>507153667
Then you have no idea what you're talking about.

this is a total nothingburger unless Iran launches a nuke or hits Dimona with missiles

>>507154301
surely they retaliate

>>507153009 (OP)
the gun is good

EMBER01 doing really tight circles over Nevada. Took off 75min ago, must be related to Iran shit.

>>507153009 (OP)
Baker of yesterday here
I was sure it was going to happen on sunday, fell asleep pretty early.
Woke up, just checking mobile

>WHAT

See you already made an /skg/, even thiugh /skg/ is pretty dead lately

God bless you anon, Im opening a cold one and lets see where this will go

>>507156657
Yeah I wanted to make sure one was up asap

>>507153622
No it wont, israel is super retarded that they didnt wait for sunday and get full help of usa. Only limited help now. The only country who is fucked now is ukraine, because all aid will go to israel

turboconfy frens

flightradar24.com use code lookner

HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

https://multiwatch.net/7nJjo4iledI/youtube/jId85jT8et4/youtube/z2dpGWh6dpA/youtube/Ba6ExIp2i4Q/youtube/Qvz5MjoiPRY/youtube/FTrru2X4cnk/youtube

>>507156841
Do you really think it wasn’t coordinated?
It absolutely was planned

>>507153009 (OP)
BBC news has completely shat the bed, someone in the control room is drunk or scared.

Lets be carefull with info bros, rhere is a lot of unconfirmed info coming out rn.

>Barak Ravid, quoting Israeli Army sources, says that chances that the entire Iranian General Staff might have been killed in the initial strike are increasing

>>507158143
Maybe, maybe not. Trump to make a statement soon, we will see.

>>507156365
Link?

>>507158858
https://globe.adsbexchange.com/
Click P,L,U,T,O for options
Easiest way to remember how to filter down to military.

The only thing so far is black smoke at natanz, so the enrichment facility is confirmed to be hit.
Everything else now is just speculation.
We dont know if all the scientists are killed, maybe they are.
We sont know if the entire staff of the military has been killed, maybe they are.
We don't know if the heavy water fscility has been hit, maybe it is.

Lets wait for official statements. >>507158143
Please get safe kikebro, I think Iran will hit back harder than when israel would have just attacked the reactors. They have been preparing for this for decades. It will be bad.

Ehhh, somebody just read a bunch of numbers in English on 11175.00 Hz

Any noise on the AF radio so far?

NASA is warning of potential blackouts cuz of sun.
I think they're just covering for what might happen cuz of this war.
https://youtube.com/shorts/XYqwWulwZ54?si=PMo7JYM1-JLHpW3j

>>507153009 (OP)
I missed /SKG/ around here, hello bros

Comfy morning

ooooooh im gonna interpret the dot hehehe

>>507159403
thank you saar

>>507159511
Good thing I’m in central Tel Aviv - I’ll get disintegrated immediately if they truly have a nuke.
Tired of this clown world anyway, so meh.
But thanks fren, stay safe in case ww3 starts

Hal on it. Don't know about Steverino.
https://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news-selections/world-news/flash-bulletin-urgent-multiple-reports-hundreds-of-fighter-jets-over-iraq-heading-into-iran

>>507160191
stay safe buddy. war is fucking hell.

>>507159863
Test count, normal 247.
Fuck me 4chan still didnt remove the post timer based on clicking reply (just start it when opening thread you retarded yank cunts)... wtf are they smoking at CIA HQ.

BREAKING

>IRAN STATE MEDIA CONFIRM THE MARTYRDOM OF CHIEF OF STAFF SALAMI
>Also the martyrdom of General Gholam-Ali Rashid, and the nuclear scientists Dr. Tehranchi and Dr. Fereydoon Abbasi are confirmed

CAPLOCKS FAG REPORTING FOR DUTY SIRS!

>>507160564
Do you think they might be just saying this so that they have a justification for retaliating?
Gotta show bodies, or their fancy rings.

CHICKEN TENDIES - CHECK
CHOCKY MILK - CHECK
WAR FACE - CHECK
COMFY THREAD - CHECK

>>507160766
>Iran makes up martyrs to have a justification for attacking israel after the jews hit Tehran


lol no the attack itself is the justification. These guys don’t just make up martyrs, they take that shit seriously

>still have to go to work tomorrow
bros...

>>507162241
fuck iktf

>>507161076
They literally hit the capital, residential houses. Israel itself claims to assassinate the entire military top. You cant say a bigger declaration of war than this. Not even Russia went this far.

>>507162295
only 30 more years :)

IT'S HAPPENING. TESTING TESTING IT'S HAPPENING

Repeat after me:
Nothing Ever Happens

>>507153009 (OP)

Hello sky frens. Happening status?

I am prepared for maximum comfy.

Howdy frens! gettin cozy for happenings dinner was fried zucchini and squash with some smoked suasage.
>>507162835
Happening confirmed you are clear for comfy.

>>507162835
Very nice comfy, fren. I don't think I've seen that comfy in years. I think I'll save it.

>>507163162
Looks yummy.
I've started keeping a jar on hand of carmelized onions. Goes good on everything.

BREAKING

>IRGC Aerospace Commander, Brigadier General Amirali Hajizadeh, is safe.

>Chief-of-Staff of all Iranian Armed Forces, Major General Mohammad Bagheri, is safe.

The high command is operational.

The decapitation strike failed.

>>507163162

roger that and congrats on the fried plate fren.

UK is snooping!

>>507163374
looks like chudjak lmao

>>507162835
it appears israel and iran are headed for a hawt war

>>507163251

Back at you, fren.

>>507163518
>OH SHIT OH FUCK GET OUT OF HERE REEEEEEEE

>>507163539
Yeah not really a chad lol, but there will never be such a chad as soleimani. Ah wellxas long as he can do his job

>>507160191
yall are starting ww3

thanks pal

>>507159511
>heavy water facility
What the fuck? Are the mudlsimes seriously trying to fuck around with heavy water in the current year???

>>507159511
>>507160191
>>507160399
SKG a place where racists are frenly to each other while still hating each other.

>>507163541

This claims to be Israeli live stream of four city skylines. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVy8Jgw0M7M

>>507163795
somebody had to do it

>>507163162
Looks amazing anon

>>507153009 (OP)
The sticky it's too crowded.

>>507163831
/skg/ is the most comfy place of the internet

>>507163895
stunning

>>507163991
How will we know when DJT is off the ground?

>>507160191
what is the general feeling of the public there about the preemptive strike? Do they view it as necessary or bullshit? Seems a bit ghoulish for the general public to just wait and see if iran blows them up. Stay safe fren

>>507164337
Where the fuck is trump in general lol why do we only have a statement of little marko

is that missile data on 8992?

>>507163288
>>507163482
>>507163996
Frens I must admit a terrible secret...thats a picture off google. I was too hungry and ate the real one before I could take a nice picture. But its pretty similar.

Are we at this point yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

>>507164895
Play that song 4,480 more times and we will be there.

Sounds like charlie browns school teacher on 8992

>>507153622
nothing will happen, no nuclear power wants more nuclear powers to emerge, Iran's nuclear program getting fucked is something China and Russia also want so no one will come to help

>>507164454
The few frens I know say they don't care and that nothing ever happens. I'm still having fun though.

BREAKING

>The underground structure at Natanz nuclear enrichment facility and Fordow nuclear enrichment facility have NOT been damaged, according to an initial damage assessment

>Main target of destroying nuclear facilities, failed
>assassination of the entire military top, failed

Israel failed.

Maybe this is better thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeMlQEWEg2Q

>>507165321
It sounds like a data transmission to me

>>507164454
I think that people are mostly exhausted here, so many are growing apathic. I've been in the bomb shelter earlier and most of my neighbors were just like -.-

>>507165670
Wanna go surfing?

>>507165955
napalm LA

>>507165524
Seems a bit daft to tell Israel it isn't broke. They'll just hit it again.

>>507165681
I will fit showers in your shelter, should wake them up.

>>507165681
Yeah fatigue seems to be the real feeling all around

>>507165670
Don't be pessimistic the sounds more like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc4NKz9Ofmk

anybody watching the air traffic in china?

flightradar doesn't want to work with librewolf

any good alternatives?

>>507163518

NATO AWACS taking off from Turkey.

>>507166505
Be BraveTM

Glad to be back frens

gm frens

>>507166636
nah, not into letting jeets mine crypto on my computer.
i might switch to icecat if this flows into the weekend

>>507166724
goodnight hitler. i miss you.

>>507166062
Which they are doing now

>>507166284
For china, its now or never. ALL POSSIBLE AID will be send to israel. Everything is depleted already ebcause of ukraine. If they don't go for taiwan now, they can forget it

>>507166622
nice I was just about to post this.
recon planes going up - something is gonna happen

i have been on skg from the start. always told my wife i will be in the sticky thread, skg and listening to lookner when wahwah3 starts. and here we are frens.

>>507166622
shouldn't it be going the other way? can they even detect anything behind them?

>>507167256
pleasure serving with you all these years
at least jannies arent deleting these threads like they were a couple years ago

>>507167580
This is why DJT is lying low.
Trying to distance himself from this.
He's been real public about telling Bibi to blow.

>>507167450

It’s this guy, and he just took off. We’ll see if he turns around or if he’s more interested in Ukraine.

That radome spins so it gets a 360 degree view out to 300+km.

>>507167759
Donald didnt like diss un

So, what are we in for boys

Will we see the biggest bombardments we have ever seen?
Strategic strikes, or tell aviv in flames?
Will we see thinks in the likes of Dresden?

>>507168077

wupps. Here.

>>507168175
Iran is promisingTM to attack the US, which I don't think they will actually do unless they consider random air bases in the middle east as the US.

>>507164667
The Whitehouse has called a lid. We won't be hearing from him tonight unless he posts on truth social

>>507167759
I'm curious what he'll do when our greatest ally asks for diplomatic backup. Will he ignore the conflict and look weak, or will he risk inflaming tensions by telling the jews to eat sand and fuck off?

>>507160191
don't tease us

defcon 4
https://defconwarningsystem.com/
see you later fags

>>507168650
Right after Trump spoke by phone with Putin and then with Xi, he fired some of his zionist staff.
Integrating with BRICS is what it's all about and that won't happen unless he divorces Israel.
Putin and Xi both made it clear. Do it.
He did.
We will see much less of the zionist influencers now. For Trump, money prevails over idealogy.

>>507168330
Yeah just some bases.
But what are they gonna do to israel.

>>507168330

Well the US did evacuate diplomatic / non-essential personnel and their families from Bahrain, UAE, Qatar and Iraq on Tuesday.

>>507168175

My guess is we’re in this for the haul.

>>507168869

Well fren, last it was disclosed we were actually at DEFCON 3. So get those tendies warm while you can.

>>507169044

I’ll take AIPAC for $200, Alex.

>>507163831
I prefer racist fun assholes over lefties soul sucking joykillers any time of the day. At least your racism is hilarious and honest.

>>507169806
um, but Israel attacked Iran

BREAKING

REPORTS OF IRANIAN BALISTIC MISSILES BEING LAUNCHED AND DRONES TAKING OFF

RETALIATION IS STSRTING

US: We are not involved

Israel targets Iran: New explosion hits Natanz nuke plant, IDF strike kills IRGC officials

>>507169806
from Lady G. at least he got ratioed

>Statement by Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Khamenei:

'In the name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.

Great nation of Iran. Today at dawn. the Zionist regime used its dirty and bloody hands to commit a crime in our beloved country and revealed its evil nature by striking residential centers more than ever before. The regime must expect a severe punishment.

The powerful hand of the Islamic Republic’s armed forces will not abandon it, God willing.
Several commanders and scientists were martyred in the enemy attacks. Their successors and colleagues will immediately resume their duties, God willing.

With this crime, the Zionist regime prepared a bitter and painful fate for itself and will definitely receive it.'

>>507170653
"Israel's unilateral action"
That's all that counts here.

>>507171150
No I was honestly surprised at the U word that’s a pretty strong statement even if it might be bullshit.

>>507170652
Havent seen shit yet, what's the source? It takes around 10 min to arrive so the alerts might come in soon.

tomorrow is friday the 13th.
in the 6th month
the great satan israel will destroy the world on this day.

>>507170652
>israel denies missiles have been launched at them

It's been a while. Nice to see SKG again. I hope that engineer-anon who wanted to 3D print the fishing device has completed the project. Wishing good luck to all fellas

Israel strikes Iranian nuclear and military targets in unprecedented attacks

Howdy frens. what's happened so far?

>>507171271
Well first the drones come, and they take a lot longer. But yeah it was a false report about the missiles for sure, drones I dont know yet if it was right or wrong.

My guess, they are having a lot of diplomatic calls now with saudi arabia and jordan, perhaps usa

>>507171252
It's important for the WH to distance itself from Netty. Israel is isolating itself and will fall into its own pit.
This is also important because if Iran blame the west at all, they'll close the Strait of Hormuz and then gas skyrockets the next day, oh boy.

It's war, war is what they want and they will get it however they can

The book of revelations predicted this

>>507171580
Actually, this was all worked out in the last few weeks. They're letting Israel do it to themselves.
All Iran has to do is drop a missile - non-nuke - into Israel's nuclear facility, where that soccer bomb is.
Blows up, irradiates the region. Done.

>>507171886
Stop, I can only get só hard

But yeah, now we will see if they are right about those documents they obtained

>>507153622
No.

the UK snooper is back on radar

>>507160191
Only 400 nukes below your feet youre fine

>>507172114
You're right. This could end rather quickly.
The aftermath, all the ramifications will go on for a long time.
But the middle east - now called west Asia, is all about BRICS, ASEAN, GCC. Israel had to be shut down and shut up.
Now things can go forward. That's what Trump was over there in Saudi for. He wants part of the action of course.
Only odd one will be Turkey.

you can really hear the jets and missiles live on this feed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJbgOy7KerA

just got off work. got a few cold ones. Let's get comfy.

>>507163374
BREAKING

>Fars News now reports that Brigadier General Mohammad Bagheri, Chief-of-Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces, was killed in the Israeli attack

>>507172856
nice thanks

>>507172872
nice! I have tomorrow off so I'm racing all night and watching for more happenings

>>507158143
Of course. And down to the smallest detail. I sense this was a massive mission.

>>507173273
>I have tomorrow off
reeeeeeeee

>>507159511
Yeah, this goes back some ways. This is crazy.

>>507173376
not only is tomorrow off but im in college for massage therapy collecting VA disability and BAH from school.
not to brag but damn life is good

>>507160056
wtf is that ?

The JP

Someone is on the move!

>>507153009 (OP)
With Jews you lose. Hello /skg/!

>>507162510
Yeah, it’s habbening. It is definitely habbening.
>capcha MRKKM
Mark em.

>>507173715
I know this thread is supposed to be comfy but not using ublock makes me want to call you names

MAJOR BREAKING NEWS
>Iran’s Atomic Energy Chief confirms: Natanz reactor, one of the country’s most critical nuclear facilities, has been destroyed.
>Reports claim IRGC Aerospace Chief Amir Ali Hajizadeh has been seriously wounded.

So it was all fake news at first from iran

>>507173920
Bro I know I recently took if off because I was having issues with it and havent turned it back on yet.
forgive me

>>507173923
All Iranian leadership is in a quantum state, if they say someone is alive he is most likely dead.

Is that the "nuke sniffer" or just another recon/sigint plane?

>>507174134
Not the "nuke sniffer" but to my e-5 navy knowledge they do very similar operations

>>507173715
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED ITS THE WING OF ZION PLANE LMAO

BIBI GETTING THE FUCK AHAHAHAHAHA

Gentlemen, the fortnite shall draw to a close at some point in the near future.

>>507172353
You really think so? That does square with a certain line of reasoning. You may well be right.

>>507174315
Prepare accordingly.

>>507174290
yeah man someone is dipping out really quick

>>507174290
Hahahaha
>OH GOD OH SHIT OH FUCK LETS GET OUT OF HERE

>>507174408
they could just be getting planes out. the airport is a good place to hit and planes are expensive.

>>507174290
lol, Rising Lion indeed

>>507174513
1-800-come on now

Where's that hilarious SkyKing video, with the plane?

>>507174513
so sorry sirs, dunno what i was thinking, my tax dollars will just buy them more planes

>>507174285
that's the last Airseeker (ZZ666) so the 135W model. mostly sigint. it's the 135X that means shit has gone very very hot.

>>507174513
Nah you need to have the PM ready to push the red button in case it's needed is more probable

>>507174134
Electronic warfare variant purchased by UK, RC-135W

>Statement by the Iranian Armed Forces:

'The bloodthirsty and vicious Zionist regime has begun its aerial aggression against the territory of the Islamic Republic of Iran and has attacked several locations in our country.

We had not wanted to open the path to war until now, but the Islamic Republic's Army, along with the Revolutionary Guard Corps, will not tolerate the aggression of these filthy child murderers and the shedding of the innocent blood of our compatriots and will teach Netanyahu a bitter lesson.

Our dear people must maintain their composure and calm. Deny any rumors that may be spread by the agents of this regime; do not approach military barracks and await the moment of fulfilling the general responsibility that will be assigned by the Supreme Leader.

Currently, the combat forces of the army and the IRGC are busy fighting in the sky.

The results will be announced to the Iranian nation later.'

>>507160191
burn in hell kike

the rc135 had a variant with the project name "Lisa Ann", lol

>>507174669
t. Bibi

>>507174858
Beautiful. Thank you anon.

>>507174862
This is an /skg/ thread, behave. If even kikes can behave here, so can you.

>>507175166
my bad g

>>507175134
>the rc135 had a variant with the project name "Lisa Ann", lol
everybody helped paint it

>>507174858
>>507168268

lol I was looking for that vid when I posted this thank you fren.

What do you guys think, do I have time to jork it?

>>507173715
Seeing its flight path since, I think it's a tanker, any other anons concur? It's loitering in the sky, and the USAF KC-46 Pegasus is also based on the 767. I think it might be a Pegasus or Pegasus variant that's registered as a 767.

>>507176047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing_of_Zion

>>507176047
No this is the wings of zion plane, airforce one of israel, evacuating the president and prime minister.

>>507175960
Probably, they, looking at the official statement of the IRGC, it will take a while for iran to respond.

unfortunately i still have to wage in 6.5 hours. good night frens

Has RS showed up to LARP in here yet?

>>507175960
I was wondering the same LMAO
We probably have time as nothing ever happens

>Laughing on mic before check-in

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>507176138
>>507176240
Makes sense I guess. Just a bit odd that they're loitering like probably 100 miles off the coast, visible on public apps, instead of GTFOing to a friendly country or airspace. Europe's not that far, or even just further in to the Mediterranean. I guess they're that confident in having air superiority. Or they're about to false flag Bibi or somebody else senior.

>>507176047
>>507176138
>>507176240

If it’s doing racetracks it is probably refueling in-air.

The refueling plane just isn’t showing a transponder.

WHERE IS THE NEWS, WHY ARE THERE BARELY ANY UPDATES

>>507176272
What?

>>507176644
Plausible, but still, why do it right off the coast where long range missiles could threaten the plane? Again, visible on public apps. 767 has a range of 6,500 nmi, why not refuel over Europe or the middle of the Mediterranean? And why not just turn the transponder off?

>>507176650
Iran somehow was surprised by this attack despite the entire world talking about it for the past week. Give a few hours for the shock to subside and they'll prob launch their barrage.
>>507176593
Not odd at all its the Israeli doomsday plane in case shit gets fucked and you need command to stay afloat.

Did the Wing of Zion just draw a Lion roaring at Tehran?

>>507177023
Straight up flexing. Trying to bait out enemy fighters with a juicy target so they can shoot them down as soon as they get tone.

>>507177056
We can conclude for sure the talks about obtaining secret israeli information was total BS

if rabbitanon shows up, happening confirmed.

haven't seen that bro since ukraine was invaded and we had a week of skg. comfy times. these times, might not be as comfy. but I'm too old to be drafted so LETS GO MORE ZOOMETTES FOR ME TO IMPREGNATE I WILL MAKE MY POLYGAMIST ANCESTORS PROUD

>>507176272
Doesn't look like it thankfully.

any awacs in the area? i can't filter.

>>507153971
hasn't worked since the current ukraine war started

>>507177296
qrd? any thread archives? I always enjoy a good "insider" thread

I CANT WAIT ANYMORE DO SOMETHING REEEEEE

>captcha AAAGA

Posting for an epic skykang.
Yesterday I refueled my car, just for sure

Feels like 2022 frens, not gonna lie, comfy af.

Does the comfy naturally increase as the world plunges to distruction? Is the comfy nature's laxative for armageddon?

>>507177867
Not a lot of insider info, only "skg" info we have is that the airforce one version of israel, wings of zion, is flying above the Mediterranean, and mass evacuations of american and british personal by military planes.

Furthermore
4 generals confirmed dead of iran, among them the two top generals. Furthermore not a lot of info. Even the news about the destroyed reactors is not confirmed.

>>507177799
Doesn't look like it but there is a C17 heading out.

>>507178082
nothing ever happens

>>507178082
Tbh nothing gets close to /skg2022/, the traffic jams on the border on google maps, indicating the military on the border ready to invade, the plane of kadirov, little marko with the tweet that the invasion started..

This is totally different. And we're also kinda in the dark with the news.

But at least we're comfy, welcome here old 2022 fren

>>507178170
Thanks for the info anon

>>507163830
>What the fuck? Are the mudlsimes seriously trying to fuck around with heavy water in the current year???
Wdym? Heavy water can be enriched to tritium and it’s the most default way of getting deuterium, it’s needed for D-T fuel

Also also, no problem using it as a moderator, what’s your problem with it?

>>507178365
>But at least we're comfy, welcome here old 2022 fren
In 2022 there was was Russian military radio audible on shortwaves and we clogged Twente Chat

>>507178365
Fair. The build up and info from that was epic.

I still remember the night someone spilled the milk in /skg/. Where is our exhibitionist Romanian (IIRC)?

skyfrens assemble

If I take a shower will I be nuked in the baff tub?

Also another tune that's been in my head all week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8So3SA2uJvo

BREAKING

>By executive order of the Supreme Leader, Admiral Habibollah Sayyari was appointed as temporary Chief-of-Staff of the Iranian Armed Forces

>>507163539
You have your chad now

>>507178365
In 2022 I was bringing my private laptop into workplace to shitpost with you

>>507178736
meh..., he does not have Soleimani vibes...

>>507178713
Remember the livestreams from Kiev, that some ukrainian anon announced he would go to the location of maidan where a livestream was aimed at, and as announced started to blink is lights on the livestream? What a madman.

>>507178736
>kill Iranian chads
>more keep coming
wow they never run out of good looking chads it seems?

>>507177294
Why?
You notice almost the entire internet glitch about 5 hours ago? What do you think that was all about?
Oh, never mind, you're a (((kike))).
You'll never be human, never mind a real woman.

>>507178957
As said earlier here >>507163752 there will never be such a chad as suleimani

Retard here.

Which is the best bandwidth to play at the moment? I'm in Asia, so the "Night" or "Day" doesn't mean much for me.

>>507178719
Wrong tune but that one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkuBUAwfe0

>>507178713
yep, i was there shitting on west-spain anon. Good times..

>>507178983
They are called the aryan nation for a reason it seems!

>>507179042
Ofcourse a leaf must get uncomfy at a /skg/ thread. Behave and be comfy, or go to one of the 5 billion other threads

BREAK

By executive order of the Supreme Leader, Brigadier General Ahmad Vahidi has been appointed as temporary Commander-in-Chief of the IRGC

>>507178979
Yes. So many epic moments. Here's hoping the lulz will be as plentiful in 2025

>>507179335
>>507178736
The headpieces are replaced. There is a new chieff of staff of the armed forced and a new commander in chief of the IRGC. Time to fire up the retaliation.

>>507179140
Cheers skg fren. Glad to have the team back together.

>>507178736
"the rod and ring shall strike"

>>507179584
Im so retarded that I only realised now that it was refereing to the thing on the flag of Iran

>>507179584
The eblem of Iran. Spoopy.

>>507179584
anyone have a pic with the full thing? It's been forever and I can't remember it

>>507179705
Prophecy bros...,we are so back!

>>507180025
>anyone have a pic with the full thing? It's been forever and I can't remember it

>>507180025
It will happen when the weather cools.

That's when they'll make their move.

The plans made long ago, before the founding of America, and older still, will come to fruition.

They're trying to force God's hand.

Watch for these signs:

Three branches will become one.

An island will drift away.

A killing bolt will shine in the night but will not kill.

The star will gorge itself on clay.

Idols will speak and move about.

The black flag will fly above the dome.

The belly of the dragon will drip water.

Two voices will call out in a silence that all will hear.

A rock will stand on seven hills.

The ravens will starve.

The bear will leave its cave forever.

The rod and the ring will strike.

>>507180272
ty, fren

REEEEEEEEEE DO SOMETHING

>>50717350
>VA disability
the only thing disabled is your integrity, scumbag

BTW Remember,
a REAL Happening mean, you don't need to go to the work shortly after that.
According to this definition, being fired is also a happening but in the very personal level.

Nothing will happen

>>507179241
My apologies.
But again, why would anyone think from pissreals actions tonight, and Iran's lack there of, to mean that Iran was lying about their collecting an pissraeli Intel dump?

>>507180763
It is always morally correct to be a lil fwucky to the system

>>507153622
I'll take that bet

BREAKING

Major General Abdolrahim Mousavi, Commander-in-Chief of Iran's Army, is alive, giving an interview to the media

>>507180968
Well idk, we will see when they attack. But yeah lets be honest, so far the damage doesn't look that bad, so mayne indeed they knew about SOME things. But we will. See if the have informatkon about things inside israel.

>>507179042
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/507061794/
>Owari Da

>>507180732
Report by the IDF: over 100 UAVs are on their way to Israel, ballistic missiles will be launched when they arrived

>>507153622
Why? Why does anyone in the world consider Iran to be some kind of superpower? Because they're not.

BREAKING

Israel announces that Iran launched 100 drones towards israel. Need to travel for 6 hours. Kike anon please confirm.
Also, 100 doesn't sound like a lot, maybe 100's

>>507181690
Already confirmed before I asked, thanks!

Anyway, yeah, saturation of air defense, then the missiles. Good luck anon

>>507181748
Slowly, above Iraq, the lawnmowers fly by

>>507181748
it's good enough to keep the 12 iron dome sites busy while the ballistics come in. not a bad first wave, and we know they have thousands of shaheds.

>>507181748
>6 hours
Ffs

>>507181931
I demand faster happenings. Accelerate.

>>507181748
Its lot if you time right with ballistic missiles trikes. Oversaturation of defenses.

Same principal as naval strikes.

>>507181748
Yep this is kinda boring tho, it means they'll launch ballistic in like 6 hours gonna play some total war 3.

>>507181886
Probably we will see more from hezbollah, maybe. We will see. But for thé big retaliation, for a country with 1000s, if not millions of drones, this is nothing

>>507181886
Pest control is in full effect, Iran is doing the world a favor if the ballistic missiles are equipped with WMD´s. Fuck the juden for murdering people.

If we are all really lucky those strikes go on for days. Take a little brake juden come out of the bunkers and attack again and gain and again.

>>507182165
No in 6 hours are the arrivals, so balistics will be in 4-5 hours. But yeah, I guess you have to stay there for a while

>>507181886
israel placed the iron beam into service literally last month
definitely not a coincidence

You need a lot of coffee when nothing ever happens.
But when something happens? You need even more coffee.
Coffee is a diuretic. Costs you water. In order to stay caffeinated, stay hydrated.

>>507182294
You dont know the strategic goal, this can be a probing attack to see if the US will stick out and defend the juden or are they alone. If the US holds back for the kike betrayal. Iran can go all out on israshit. Or the US helps israshit they can shift remaining assets on US targets.

>>507182452
I've been living on tea and beer only for 30 years.

>>507182385
now those interception webms, I can't wait to see. Just blasting rows outta the sky. I'm rooting for the jewish laser weapons.

>>507182561
Beer is yesty water. Counts.

Has there been much traffic on 8992 recently? What's the callsign tonight?

>>507182637
Yesty*

But, given that timeline, maybe I should take a nap. Someone got the bread in the proving oven, yeah? This shit'll carry 'till sunrise.

JUST IN
>The Iranian drone waves are aimed at keeping Israeli aviation busy and unable to strike for a period of time.

So no strikes yet.

>>507182165
Guess you have to wait even longer

>>507182558
Trump Apparently stated he was full aware of the atrack before it happened

>>507153622
We have been in ww3 for a long time.

>>507182776
Yeah I'll bake a new bread, give me a moment

>>507182584
I am ropoting for Iran killing the juden.

Even more so america holding back and helping Iran to solidify american intentions as meditator and save there own face. Its a truing point, are you a juden pupet or do you truly a advocate of peace?

Who will ever sit at a table with america and le them mediate peace if that is the outcome?

>>507182669
Yeast. I may be drunk.
When retaliation.
Where unique birds.

>>507182779
They're over Iraq so prob wait lil less.
>keeping Israeli aviation busy
A lil late for that bro kek

NEW BREAD
>>507183099

NEW BREAD
>>507183099

NEW BREAD
>>507183099

>>507183245
>288
Chill, happenings are long.

>>507153622
I just farted.