Thread 507337844

>>507337844 (OP)
for an actually fight? im going hasan

>>507337844 (OP)
Asmon would just need to sustain 5 minutes of blows before everyone else died of all the pathogens he is asymptomatically carrying.

>>507337844 (OP)
I choose all of them being roundedbup and shot.

>>507337844 (OP)
>establishes dominant wrist control
>effortlessly slips kick
>returns 2 lightning fast devasting punches over the top
>strikes cause opponent to immediately apologise and flee
Nick is a certified heemer, don't test him

>>507337844 (OP)
Asmo seems to cause the most consistent seethe here, dunno who top right is, Destiny is just a pretentious faggot and dunno who the to left is either.

>>507337931
sorry chud, he is still not a nazi philosopher

>>507338037
did you see him kicking the bag lol?
hasan unironically does not have it in him
alot of people dont hell i dont im just not that guy

hasan is unironically loosing to destiny if they fight

he has no go
he has no drive
he has no idea

i mean you could train him but it would be like even if you do it wont help to much

>>507337931
Based.

>>507338145
Truly the cleanest champion of nurgle

>>507337844 (OP)
a gun with 4 bullets.

>>507337844 (OP)
>fighter
Arguing on the internet is not fighting. It’s being retarded.

>>507337844 (OP)
a 2v2 with Hyde & Destiny vs Hasan & Fuentez would be better

>>507338361
i take it back you might be able to beat it into him like if he just gets his ass smashed for like 6 months you might be able to mk ultra style truma awaken him into understanding kek

No kick the bag like its trying to smash your face in thats a love tap

no punch the bag like its trying to smash your face in thats the slowest most telegraphed weak as fuck 1 2 i have ever seen in my life

kek

>>507338361
>hasan is unironically loosing to destiny if they fight
Are you retarded?

>>507338361
destiny is roughly the same height as liver king, who took $10k of steriods a month. Destiny doesnt even lift iirc and liverking looks like a small child next to hasan. I think both fuentes and asmon are both manlets as well so. If youve ever been in a real fight, its really the biggest, strongest person who wins unless the little guy has a ton more training which none of these guys seem to

>>507338343
I am no Nazi

>>507338712
He can wear a Sam Hyde mask and Hassan will cower in the corner for the entire fight

>>507338864
okay this post was freaking bad-ass.

>>507337844 (OP)
So.. My choices are the spic faggot or the jew that lives in filth? Fantastic.

>>507338813
>2 grifters and a jew

>>507338864
>>507339016
really

>>507338813
yea but sam just dosent have it lol

destiny is a vicious little munchkin
for sure he sinks a choke or bites hasan while hasan is like

Err yea dude your totaly not gunan beat me
how big is hassan like 6 2 or 6 3?

and destinys like 5 7 or something?

>>507339401
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bOL-RvQT5D4?feature=share heres the guy practiseing how to hop onto a dildo

like what bro

>>507339383
>6 million?

>>507339028
stop whining and choose

Asmond, any opponent would either get lost or trip and kill themselves trying to maneuver through his hoarder house

>>507337844 (OP)
I pick roach king

None, they're all political shills

I find Destiny to be the most insufferable tho. Hasan might be a leftist cunt but at least hes good at it, far better than Asmongold now cosplaying as the "voice of the right".

>>507338265
Nick looks like such a dipshit in that outfit.

I also love e-celebs, I'm watching Layla now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWZxWZjbRJw

>>507337844 (OP)
Vaush

Can i just play a different game? These fighters are all gay and retarded as fuck.

>>507337844 (OP)
I could beat all of these wimps together in 1v4 fight.

ROACH KING ROACH KING ROACH KING ROACH KING ROACH KING ROACH KING

>>507338265
Nick fights like a woman. Its clear hes never actually been in a fight before this moment.

>>507337844 (OP)
Nick is the best imo. Hes pissed everyone off at one point or another and has held his values consistently.

>>507337844 (OP)
Destiny is a midget skinny fat.
Asmon is like an HIV cancer patient.
That other fag is weak.
Hasan would Ottoman stomp all of them and it's not even close. I don't even like leftists or Turks but let's be real, he had a healthy body built by healthy childhood nutrition while those other guys are degenerate subhumans.

>>507337844 (OP)
asmongold is the least worst guy here he shouldn't even be compared to these retards

>>507347443
>no repercussions
He got put on the no fly list retard.
>>507337844 (OP)
Psyop thread, notice how they aligned asmon and fuentes on the right side of the image and desTINY and hasan on the left
>these are your kosher choices goy now pick one
No.

>>507337844 (OP)
Quarter Pounder over all of them.

>>507337844 (OP)
asmonD

>>507338361
Destiny is a skinnyfat Manley, Asmon is a malnourished skeleton, Nick is half Hasan's size

>>507337844 (OP)
All four are insufferable faggot cunts.
So, no. Even Kirsche got pozzed.

If I were to choose, I'd chose to pay 400 BTC to someone on darkweb to off all four of them, during their garbage dogshit streams, live on camera.

>>507338037
>a real fight hasan would win
not against sam hyde. he's a pussy.
>>507337844 (OP)
I choose nick because he already won.

>>507337844 (OP)
Kill em all

>>507338027
he'd just cry and shit himself tho

>>507337844 (OP)
>Choose Your Fighter
Here ya go.

>>507337844 (OP)
asmond because he's the only straight one

I have no idea who any of those people are.

Destiny but he has to argue my points of view for me.

>>507350588
according to him. zero proof was ever provided. and cocksuckers like you believe it AND repeat it. you're beyond fucking retarded

>>507343907
They both look like women tbgfah (to be quite frank and honest).

>>507351257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pttpxIEXtgY
...anon...you...

I bring my own fighter. He clears.

Mark Dice wins by default.

>>507337844 (OP)
AsmonGODS asMOG the rest (pic unrelated)

I bring Alex Jones

>>507337844 (OP)
Execute all four. Only right answer. All else is nonsense by less vital males with hormonal issues and <2.2 physical activity level causing unnatural thoughts and actions. Stay hard.

>>507337844 (OP)
3 liberals and Hasan.

I enter a secret combination on the character select screen and choose Ye.

>>507338813
This is the correct answer, Hasan wins by default based on size. Asmon and Destiny are too fundamentally unhealthy to challenge the size without major lifestyle changes. However, a year of boxing could give Nick the skills to clock Hasan a few times really hard, and Hasan would surrender. But without a training camp I don’t think Nick’s will to win can overcome the size difference.

>>507338361
Stfu kike

>>507351034
Except Sam Hyde isn't one of the options you retard. Of those 4 Hasan is the strongest.

>>507337844 (OP)
Bottom right has the most money so he can hire more killer fighters. Also controls cockroaches

>>507352651
Nick can just pepper spray him and knock him down

asmongold is the worst by a mile. other 3 are disgusting but at least they show glimpses of having actual beliefs. asmon is just a youtube channel that gets pushed incredibly fucking hard where he goes
>whoa
>this is CRAZY
>i mean this is wild
>this is just too funny
in reaction to everything

If you really want to laugh, remember that Jake Shields could kill all four of them at the same time, lol. Like I’m not kidding, he really could. In real life, in Los Angeles, at their house.

>>507338027
Why does he not admit whether he is a Christian or not?
Why did he cry when someone called him a rabbi?

>>507337844 (OP)
Top left wins in a fighting contest
Top right wins in a debating contest
Bottom left wins in a dick sucking contest
Bottom right wins in a quirky facial expressions contest

>>507338361
Hasan can't even throw a punch. I used to be a 160lb. twink and I could move a heavybag further than that fucking pussy. He's got beauty muscles. No shot he's not gassed in two rounds.

>>507337844 (OP)
destiny will beat you off in a debate.

>>507337844 (OP)

none of these fags can scrap lol
But I'd pick hasanabi, just to watch him get beat down.