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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

>it’s a spicy box

>we should probably put shackles on him

Okay, she's based. I love her.

>every single one of you is gonna lose your job
I love hearing that shit from retards who have never held a job. They were always fired over some bullshit they were doing, so they think if they report it through a complaint form all the cops that arrested them will get fired.

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana.

>that's a spicy box
ok she's just asking for it

Dude over here quoting inglorious bastards

so the fat guy didnt get away

>>507426002
>shockles
grounz?

I got a happy surprise in my pants for you, milady.

>>507426018
kino based

>>507426018
many are saying this

link?

>>507426081

hes sooooo guilty

Do you think they could take some wealthy white retards aspiring to be reality show famous and put them in these ultra-ghetto apartments and see if they last a month in them?

>apartment 8
>the 8 is just drawn on the wall
holy fucking ghetto

Do White women even marry White men anymore?

1000% guilty

>>507426378
Sure, but only if they can still fuck their boyfriends.

>>507426003
>every single one of you is gonna lose your job
Wait until I tell my retainer about this, Joel and the boys at the firm are going to flip

>>507426378
are you volunteering to marry that fair Aryan specimen?

VLC | Media | Open Network Stream...
https://bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

Richland county has all the thick babes

ventilate

What a fucking retard

wow. they have like 5 neurons

>I JUST HAVE TO SAY WORDS
>I DON'T CARE I HAVE A GUN POINTED AT ME I'M GONNA SAY WORDS
They don't even have survival instincts.

Women shouldn't be allowed to be cops

holy fucking trailer park drama

>Y’ALL STOP
I’m shocked that actually works from a female cop

>>507426765
women shouldn't be allowed in public without a male escort inshallah

>>507426370
40 years ago the mayor of chicago moved into the ghetto to show that it was fine. she lasted 3 weeks.

Wew that look like it hurt. Hand injuries suck ass.

MILF ALERT

daaaaaaaamn heem leeky

>>507426765
but then who will pat down female suspects?

This is worse than a commercial break.

>>507426987
me

>>507426765
that one did a good job. she tased the guy in the doorway without delay. and even a male cop wouldn't have shot that perp holding the knife.

Calmest man bleeding to death

where link

>>507427080
>bleeding to death
I've had nose bleeds worse than that.

>Do you want an amber lamps?
Nah I don't need to pay 2 fucking grand for a band aid

>2 white people get in an accident
>I'm sorry
>no, I'm sorry
imagine 2 niggers doing this ever

>>507426601

>>507427127
https://www.livestreamtvhub.com/us/documentary/reelz-reelzus-cji
keeps skipping but it works

>>507427127
>>507426600

>>507427151
EMT, more like Expensive Meme Treatment

>>507427158

>>507427080
heads look like they bleed excessively even when it's just a small cut

Holy fuck that bed

What a dire living condition

WHERE THE VIDEOGAMES

>>507427324
the scalp has a lot of blood vessels
bleeds a lot, heals quickly

>partner says he already checked the closet
>cop checks it anyway
it hurts when you undermine me like that, sir

THAT FUCKING TRAMP STAMPM IM GOING TO BE SICK

>we just found that outside!
Dude's holding that kid as a shield. He knows he's caught red handed.

>I found that PS5 outside on the step
That's it?
They've had like 20 minutes and that's the best they can come up with?

Lmao

lol they did steal it

>I found it outside
bro

this is happening right now?

>I just found it
this fucking nigger lmao

>>507427781
>Dude's holding that kid as a shield
100%, and it's disgusting

>>507427797
she paid for that tramp stamp and she’s gonna show it off, damn it

Nigger you are so going to fucking jail lmfao

>>507426350
i called it

I'm gonna be sick

Disgusting crack

>>507427853
Just what I was thinking.

>>507427797

>>507427880
nah she pulled her pants up now

That poor kid is going to watch this in 10 years and realise his parents are trash

If I find an empty playstation box within a few feet of my front door I'm not dragging that shit inside my house to ponder later.
>>507427853
Her shouting double confirms they know they were part of this scam and she's in fight or flight (fight) mode for getting the cops away from her.

ARREST THAT MAN

Light the apartment on fire and lock them in

>>507427981
he'll be dead or in jail in 10 years

>>507427981
I doubt he needs to see this to realise that

>>507428028
just nuke the complex from orbit

>>507427797
how many eyes have gazed that stamp, wow

Never been this happy to switch to Las Vegas.

>donate plasma
She's selling plasma for $10 a session because she has no license, no insurance, no registration.

>>507428002
on top of him admitting to seeing the cops chasing 3 people... he's guilty

>>507428002
Well, it was a FULL Playstation box
And if I really did, and the cops came by and said "Hey, we saw somebody running in here with a PS5" I would immediately say "We just found this outside, we have nothing to do with it"
Maybe, maybe then the cops would just take it and leave

But when you deny knowing about it, then the cops find it - that's incriminating as fuck

throw the book at that little shit

>>507428211
>she can’t drive now
Someone is going to die because they didn’t get her plasma

>>507428211
That makes me sad as much as anything else. A lot of people like this in Las Vegas.

>>507428251
but they gave consent to search
there’s some 5D chess happening here

>>507428422
put it all on black

Thieves ditch their prize and then ANOTHER thief steps in ands grabs it. That's terrible luck. The universe doesn't want this person to play Playstation.

Nigger trying to rape the old lady

>rehab house 2 doors down
i'd be worried and pissed if that was my mom. how dare they put that facility in a nice residential hood?

>>507428422
When every plasma selling center is full of miscreants with diseases, why are they still buying it, but will refuse to buy BLOOD.

>nyc accent
>black man
Stay where you live bitch

nigger granny rapist?

>>507428479
Plot twist: the spic that was selling it also stole it

>laying in bed with my animals
you just know

>>507428537
>"nyc" accent
>FL
that's a jew

>>507428518
Blood can carry a lot worse shit than plasma

>>507427797

Many unintentionally

>>507428558
Kek. It's just an endless ring of thieves ripping off thieves

pain status?

>>507428691

The shadow economy IS the economy

>>507428772

>I am tired of this wife. Of her not understanding.

>>507428576
My small dog sleeps in bed with me. She even gets under the covers and stretches out next to me on cooler nights. I don't mind. She's my buddy.

>>507428862

I housesit for a couple with a bulldog who likes to sleep next to me. It’s like sleeping next to a fucking space heater and he snores louder than most humans. I like him though.

>>507428862
I regretted making that post as soon as I made it
My cat sleeps next to me at night, I think I owe him an apology

why are poor people's houses always full of shit?

>>507429113
“In case we need it later”, AKA hoarder mindset

THAT NIGGER IS GUILTY

>Not going to be arrested
What a bunch of horseshit

2 hours in and it feels like there's only been 3 incidents this whole night.

>>507429244
they played 5D chess and won

>>507429254
we spent a lot of time with that spergy fatty getting pepperballed

>>507428518
they test plasma at those centers hardcore and disqualify you from selling for even false negatives

>>507429113
You know how when you go shopping, you can always tell the EBT parasites because their carts are bulging with overpriced goyslop but people making 90K have seven or eight carefully selected items? It's kind of like that. The less you have to do in life, the less you do. People with busy, structured lives generally have neat houses. Sloth who don't work literally don't do anything but eat , fuck and watch TV.

>>507428479
>>507428558
Remember the hot tricycle chase when the nigger took off on foot and when they came back some other nigger had already stolen it again from in front of the cop car?

>>507429399
>Sloth who don't work literally don't do anything but eat , fuck and watch TV.
guilty as charged

>>507429113
I came to US 21 years ago
I got infected by this virus without knowing
I fight it every day but looking back, despite all my efforts, my house attracts more and more shit
The future is NOT bright

>>507429484
Lucky fuck.

>>507429484
wash your penis, bucko

driver who hit biker has a huge afro

>>507429412
they moved it inside the motel room
and then next week it got stolen again

>>507429412
Kek yeah. Both times I've thought it seems like a comedy cliche and shouldn't be happening.

>>507429577
it’s almost as good as a helmet for absorbing impact force

>nobody sawrit
god I love her

can we get some basic whiteness classes for the whites of knox county TN?

>he spunt out

>>507428862
I had a good boy who never slept in my bed but right beside it and one night I was going thru something bad and he crawled up into the bed next to me because I was crying… He died a few years later and I was crying and in my dream he snuggled up next to me in my dream when I was having a really hard time and I haven’t seen him in my dreams since… he was 15 years old and died in my arms on thanksgiving when the vet tried to get me to put him to sleep 3 months earlier

biker rear ended the car?

>>507429742
do you have another pet now? all we can do is keep giving new animals our love

>>507429764
she turned in front of him
the biker hit the rear of the car (from the side)

Kek, both rizzo and Curtis snoozing off.

>>507429742
I experienced that each time I lost a cat. They come back once in your dreams to let you know in their own way that everything's okay, and you likely won't see them again.

>>507429742
Gud boi

>>507429742
:(
>>507429833
No I can’t take the pain anymore after he died the vet told me that if I didn’t put him to sleep then he would never die like a Disney movie but he did…. I was sitting in my bed and he sat up and caught my attention and I was hugging him because I could tell there was something wrong and I was holding him when his body went limp and he died in my arms…

>without having to deal with issues
Add it to the list: Issues

Slow night if they've spent over an hour recovering Jose's PS5. Nothing like spending $10,000 in taxpayer money to secure some illegals $300 console.

How does the dog know what smell to search for?

>>507430148
I’ve put 3 of my cats to sleep and it never gets easier
Sending thoughts and prayers to all pet owners ITT

>>507430473
the canine indicated to me that we get to disregard your constitutional rights

>>507430473
I'm sure it knows what niggers smell like by now

>>507425823 (OP)
I got to drive an ambulance through an absolute deluge going 85 (governored in KY unfortunately) on both I69 AND I24 today.

Feels good, man!

Remember that song in 2010 about this kind of rapist?
>He's climbing in ya bedrooms
>You can run and tell that, home boy

>>507430615
they rapin errbody

>>507430615
HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE

>>507430615
hide yo kids hide yo wife

>>507430148
I feel your pain. I lost a dog a 15 years and it was terrible...I'm even closer to this one. I don't know what I'll do when my girl dies.

>>507430659
>>507430738
>>507430745
YEP! Song was catchy and hilarious

What a shame the guy in the bed wasn't immediately decapitated by all that debris getting launched forward.

>>507430148
I am an old man, and I have done this three times with very good dogs 10-16 years old every time. It is very hard. First one put down at vet because that is what you are 'supposed' to do. Last two at home, Lots of carrying and cleanup for incontinence, but I slept on floor with in final moments. Some coughing and gasping and giving up in both latter cases. Felt a connection at last moments that actually lessens the haunting in my opinion.

Here's the video if you want to see the crash again
A driver in the right-hand lane stopped when he saw the nigger driving the wrong way, and somebody behind him swerved to the shoulder since they couldn't brake
That's what caused the crash

https://youtu.be/ehhdROpyBkk?t=111

>>507430886
i hate that the cameraman flubbed the shot

>>507430148
>>507430909
My kot died this week.
I was petting him as he passed.
Having almost died a few times, I can assure you the euthanasia is a bad thing.
You will very much want that one more breath.
Comforting the dying is the White man's way to respond to death.

>im 6'
>he wasn't as tall as you, mayb 5' 10"
>did you see his hair or his shoes

jesus, rub it in.

The 2 white devils were displayed proudly for the Jewish masses to see. (The 2 black guys the police had to chase down were not shown or discussed, stop noticing things goyim)

hey anon are you still here
do you get it yet

>>507431194
>The 2 black guys
one of em was a girl, shitlord

>>507431228
That's kinda what my kot looked like.

>>507430909
Yeah I wanted him to die at home with me because he was very scared of new places and wouldn’t even drink water out of his water bowl if you moved it, after he died I called a funeral home to send a gravedigger out and I wouldn’t let anyone else touch his body and I buried him alone and had them dig his grave right next to where the couch is in my house so he would never be far from me…. I’ve had other pets but he was special

I got mine for $150 you FAT FUCKING IDIOT

>>507430148
>>507431110
very sad

>>507431395
He was a good kot, lived to a ripe old age.

>>507431336
How could you even tell

>>507431110
Euthanasia is a thing vets push on people, I guarantee you your cat loved the few more days it had with you

>>507431510
He even came back and laid under the steps so we could find him.
This is a kot that would disappear for days.
He was a good kitty.

what are we doin here dan

>>507431794
hunting down nigger granny rapists

Imagine you're a middle aged woman in your bedroom at night and you look up and see that. Put this creature away for 10 to 20 years

>>507431336
way to miss the point or distract from it

>>507431228
I am that anon. And no, I still do not understand.

>>507431510
they have home euthanasia now because there are definitely times it's cruel to have the animal alive for more days

>>507431794

We’re gonna wrap early because I’ve got tickets for the Papa Roach reunion.

What did he get?

this ep really went to shit after the screaming fat retard

>>507432059
At this point, might as well. You'd think they'd look for something compelling to wind up the weekend after last night's bomb and a mediocre at best broadcast tonight.

>>507432014
you gon' learn today

how are yall watching this???

if niggers learned to renew their license plate or replace burnt out brake lights, 95% of arrests would never happen.

>>507432177
>>507426600

>>507432174
I haven't learned what this meme means yet. Why does the honey comb have to do with a frog?

dan should man up and play this uncensored for triple play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGtqeaCSkoM

>>507432232
how are you not getting this

>>507432182
Anon, they haven't learned to stop making windows blacked out and doing 110 on the highway with 37 pounds of drugs in the trunk. What makes you think they can think that fare ahead and do simple inexpensive maintenance?

>>507432307
It doesn't make any sense. I don't know what a Bunning is or why those poverty dogs are on the top of his noggin.

>>507432307
Shithead?

>>507432369
just get it, man

Damn old lady wasn’t schizo

>arresting every nigger on the block
kek

Isn't easier sending her a photo?

>>507432475
What is "it" that I am supposed to be getting?

>>507425823 (OP)
Hey OP you mother fucking dick sucking faggot why can you not post the mother fucking link like always? When did you start becoming such a little bitch ass motherfucker? or did the other guy die of aids? Post the god damn ez link motherfucker of I'm going to beat your ass in front of your children motherfucker

>>507432475
>not getting it
Ok, I think I get it

>>507432182
Look: case in point. He gets released from jail, the judge and his attorney say he doesn't have to be locked in a cell if he can just be sober and not do crimes. Here is drunk as fuck trying to rape an old woman in her house. If he just refrained from being a moron he wouldn't be going to prison soon.

>>507432572
the link was dropped after we got jannied last summer

this nigger is FUCKED up

did this dark gentleman just offer me a $10 haircut

>>507432663
Ah I see. Apologies

>>507432663
You should’ve seen when livepd breads were getting shoah’d back in the day

$10? That's a steal.

>>507432597
>IM A BARBER

>>507432563
be more like this guy >>507432632

>I'm a cap'icorn
IDK what this made me bust out laughing

>>507432891
What a pretty bird. Is that some sort of finch?

>>507432965
You misheard; he said "crack'corn". He's a crackhead.

>>507432891
Makes perfect sense in retrospect

She's code switching

>times are not that hard
bitch we don't all work for the state

That's enough. I might try again next weekend. Final card.

>man with a sword
FUCK YOU DAN

Hopefully Toledo is coming back

I like swords.

I wish I was able to get a screenshot of the cop hugging the delivery driver, but I missed it.
>pic unrelated

>>507433444
'twas a slow and boring night, anon.

fat richie is sad that he wasn't offered a donut

officer beardo wishes he was doing standup

>>507433511
checked, and never trust "just the tip"

>>507433653
he thought the cop was giving him his weed back at first kek

>>507433653
thanks friend

>>507433795
>ooohhh, you's da man!

>>507433969
>YES, MY WEED!
>no... my weed...
tragic

>street takeover
that's all we have time for

after party at the no king riot >>507431480
>>507431480

This stupid show needs to be later, we always miss the good stuff. Although that faggot Dan probably wouldn't show it anyways.
Gn friends, til next time

>back next week
dan desperate for ratings