Thread 507438245

>t-the parade was doodoo
>fuck Palantir

Military recruiting psyop post. Keep it moving, boys.

>>507438245 (OP)
"Party of No New Wars" btw

>>507438245 (OP)
I look like this and say this

>>507438327
Bruuuuh.... the army doesn't wants or needs your incel ass, you'd probably waste the drill sergeant before wasting any Ir*nian. Only GIGACHADS are allowed in the army.

I look like this and I say this. Never dying for Israel, kikeslave.

>>507438245 (OP)
Do American really think this freedom thing?

>>507438245 (OP)
stay mad forever fagboy

>>507438245 (OP)
I thought pol would like palantir, it kinda sounds like palestine

>How do we make migger hating anti-semites sign up to die in a trench?
>Quick, make a chad vs soijak edit!
>Yeah, that'll do it

>>507438466
>Only GIGACHADS are allowed in the army.

>>507438245 (OP)
This meme's essential message would have worked better in the Bushbot neocon era, but now young white men are checking out.

>>507438245 (OP)
This whole parade thing is a whole nothingburger, what's even so humiliating about it? They walked in a slightly funny way? Are you actually gonna go up and say the soldiers are pussies for walking that way? This comes off as more sad and desperate from the detractors, because there's literally nothing to it. You know it's forced also when you see a bunch of spam threads on it.

>>507439057
kek

sorry bro
me and my friends are not dying for isreal

>>507439930
>what's even so humiliating about it?
Nonexistent crowds mostly. They couldn't even pay enough people to show up

>>507438245 (OP)
Somebody put a lot of effort into this "meme".

The US Army / jews must be desperate

>>507438376
what war are we in?

Everyone I have ever met who served in the US military has been irrevocably broken. Whether they were a paper pusher in the states, a mechanic in okinawa, or a grunt in syria, they have all been incredibly mentally broken. I don't know what the military does to people once they get in but no one, absolutely NO ONE gets out in one piece.

I wouldn't mind it either, it makes for a good story after all. But the fact we can't win a single war or put on a stupid parade really makes me question what the point even is. The worst part is that I recently fell for a USMC vet and it made me realize just how fucked the whole thing actually is.

>inb4 ledditspacing

>>507440491
>muh story
Touch grass more often and you'll never want to join the army.

>>507440686
No shit, but I think a lot of people need to hear that. Even a job at mcdonalds is better than joining the army and I feel bad for the people who didn't realize that before signing up.

>>507438245 (OP)
I actually enjoy seeing people make silly Billy comments. It means we are doing our job right because that people still have the freedom to be wrong

>>507438466
Chads shuffle like zombies?

>>507440348
They were serving lobster to soldiers today, meaning we're about to be in a war with Iran.

>>507438245 (OP)
Some nazi thinks he is cool like this on the right

>>507438245 (OP)
What is even wrong with people? Military parades are normal and healthy.

>>507441186
I think they're odd and a waste of money

>>507438245 (OP)
cringe pic in OP

>>507441017
You don't suppose it has anything to do with generating enthusiasm for the whole 250th anniversary of the army or anything? Sometimes, I'm glad this is a containment board, if the rest of society was like this there wouldn't be one.

>>507441313
Nah, they're important to build solidarity behind the armed forces. War is vital, it's a matter of life and death. We have enemies and many of them post here.

>>507438245 (OP)
Kike behind VPN trying to get us to enlist again.

>>507440039
Those who did were, erm, how to say?

>>507438245 (OP)
>>507438466
Weak propaganda bait, try again harder, and with effort this time.

>>507441748
Why is everyone obese?

>>507441845
It's America.

>>507438245 (OP)
how are libcucks pro china? they're retards that cry about every fucking crime there is and expect everyone to only tolerate one crime, to be faggot asses like they are as sheltered sissy white libcucks... china "steals" so much and you think libcucks dont hate them for that? like they wouldn't hate people stealing from them for using the wrong special snowflake pronouns

>>507438245 (OP)
the parade sucked ass, the marching was literally embarrassing. They were just walking in combat fatigues. And there was constantly segments that looked like an army recruitment commercial, right after this Israel thing that's shaping up to be a war we will fight in even though it's not our problem.

>>507441558
>War is vital, it's a matter of life and death. We have enemies and many of them post here.
Yes
>Nah, they're important to build solidarity behind the armed forces.
Eh, not really. Honestly, the vast, vast majority of people are really nice and supportive towards us either way. If they have an issue with something the military is doing, its generally not by any fault of our own rather some politician is making us do something and we have to obey or else go to jail

>>507438245 (OP)
>>507438327
wtf i'm gonna enlist

>>507441017
>They were serving lobster to soldiers today,
no, they weren't
>meaning we're about to be in a war with Iran.
no, we're not

>>507440348
>>507441414
US is is a war with iran, supply munition, inte, sats and shooting down missles for Israel.

>>507438245 (OP)
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>>507116004

#2
>>507346300

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Definitely enlisting.

>>507438466
Wanna know how I know you're jewish? Because your "people" are all spiritually feminine. You're only capable of shaming and nagging like women, never addressing an argument or using logic.

>>507442184
No we aren't.. if we were, that comment wouldnt even be necessary because the smoldering ashes of Tehran would make it obvious

>>507442188
nah I already hid your gay-ass thread when I saw it in the catalog, feel free to kill yourself now

>>507442077
You see those weirdos waving at you? It's because they actually believe you're keeping them free. So, they put their faith in you. Kids see it and might decide that's who they want to be. Citizens see it, and even if they're punk bitches that hate this country they believe we're safe from foreign powers. They're very important.

>>507438245 (OP)
parades and protests aren't going to get much attention on such a happening weekend.
assassins at large
towelheads and kikes killing each other
good times

>>507442417
this is cope, you are in the war, us troops are shooting down Iranian missiles targeting israel

>>507442517
Hey, I've been in a parade before and I genuinely appreciated the support. Lord knows I screamed every cadence to the point my voice was screwed. Was glad to do it even though it ate up my Saturday. That said, I guess I'm just not sold on the idea we need parades for people to support us, because those of us who arent in training units unironically spend our lives working towards the goal of keeping America safe.. and i think most people who arent terminally online understand that because they have at least one friend or family member serving or who has served

>>507442934
Yeah, I get it. But, people need the Rah, Rah, Sis-Boom-Bah. They want to cheer for the team. And it fuels the team. (maybe the young ones). It absolutely gets old when you've been around it enough. It'd be nice if Americans were bored of it right now. They're kind of desperate for lack of it.

>>507438245 (OP)
Party of no new wars

>>507442592
Shooting down missiles over a nation with US citizens in it, a defensive act, isn't anywhere near the same as going to actual war. Im not sure what you said that makes you think I'd have any reason to be coping.
https://youtu.be/h-IXZqGtYm0?si=gm4RQEzfoRzHJ512

>>507443313
Well, fair enough. Im not going to argue with you there. I do wish people were more patriotic. Not out of some sort of selfish desire to have my ego stroked, but because one of the few things I know to be true is that this is one of the few places on earth where people are free to express their opinions and can go from having nothing to living a comfortable life. So many people want to throw out the baby with whatever they consider to be the bath water

>>507443950
>more patriotic
Jesus fucking Christ. You're insufferable enough.

>>507444146
Ah yes, the people burning the American flag and waving the flag of Mexico are way too patriotic

>>507444452
Not my problem.

>>507443583
>the "US citizens" are kikes

>>507438245 (OP)
haha holy shit
*sign tapping intensifies*

>>507441186
yeah I agree I think the controversial bit is the ads by zionist conglomerates.

>>507443950
o/

>>507444726
No, if you arent using a VPN I know you are currently focused on the scourge of unregistered assault spoons
>>507444728
Christians go to Israel to see the birth place of Jesus Christ, some people go just for general tourism. Its not my place to pick and choose, and a jewish US citizen is a US citizen all the same

>>507438245 (OP)
The left is cringe but they're the only ones standing up against Israel. The christian right is compromised and is an arm of the Israeli government.

>>507444846
>back off woke issues
>color revolution
I don't think you get it.

>>507438466
>Only GIGACHADS are allowed in the army.
neverserved confirmed

>>507438245 (OP)
>dying for your jewish master like a good goy

Jews can't meme

>>507448565
Muslims can't fight.

>>507438245 (OP)
Shalom.

>>507438245 (OP)
No one want's to die anymore for you shlomo.

>>507449807
Go back to Haiti.

>>507438377
You need more beans and rice

>>507438245 (OP)
I wont fight in your gay army and i wont worship your kike god.

>>507438245 (OP)
kys kike

>>507440958
They call this the Joe Biden march.