Thread 507479508

TEAM IRAN OR TEAM ISRAEL?

Iranians kill Jews so obviously them

>>507479508 (OP)
Neither

Neither, I am team rocket.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team anyone that kills Israeli politicians

>>507479604
good ensa

>>507479508 (OP)
It's a peaceful protest, both sides have right to pp.

>>507479508 (OP)
I just hope both sides have fun

Honestly you can't really argue with the Jews here. They've got chutzpah.
I'm sure the anti-Semites of this board will try to, and fail, though, lmao.

>>507479508 (OP)
I feel joyful when Israel gets bombed. This is Justice.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Pakistan.

>>507479508 (OP)
TEAM PAKISTAN

NO SURVIVORSCZ

>>507479508 (OP)
me? I'm team America

>>507479888
Checked.
The real winning was the friends we made along the way,

>>507479941
>memeflag
>reads jewish news
>uses jewish terms
>is pro jew
wew, can you make it less obvious? geg

>>507479508 (OP)
TKD

>>507479508 (OP)
I'm in team don't care

>>507480163
>no arguments

>>507479508 (OP)
Team declaring every random headline, twitter post, and Reddit post is definitive proof that WW3 is definitely totally happening right now this time for real.
And also team Trump is also both a kike owned warmonger, but also a cuck coward something something taco

>>507479508 (OP)
Maybe the world will get lucky and both sides lose and they decide violence is not the answer so all the terrorism stops

ילדיכם ימותו בשבילנו כי אתם קרניים, לבנים וחומים, גויים בשם אחר, ולכן אינכם בני אדם כלל. אנחנו נאסוף את שלל המלחמה בזמן שאתם תמותו ואנחנו נצחק, ולא נרים אצבע. אפילו נגרום לכם לאסוף את מטילי הזהב שלנו ולהעביר אותם בשבילנו. עכשיו שלם, עבד!

>>507479508 (OP)
GOD PROTECT ARYAN IRAN
DEATH TO THE KIKES

>>507479508 (OP)
Iran.

>>507479888
This.
Never interfere when two of your enemies try to kill each other.

Neither

False Dilemma. Team America

TEAM USA
Demand Congress take away the human rights of jews and declare jews to be a non-human animal. GOD = MASTER. Jews need a master, they need to be treated as animals.

>>507479508 (OP)
Israel for sure, we need more democracy and less feral sand niggers in this world.

>>507482400
Israel isn't a democracy. Iran is a democracy. Israel is just a bunch of terrorists that need to be controlled.

>>507482400
this desu

Israel is anxious terrorists that refuse to cooperate with us.
Operation Ajax was not in American interests. Operation Ajax was in UK interests.
Israel is not reliable because the UK is not reliable.
UK, Israel, Saudi Arabia: all three are unreliable.

>>507479508 (OP)
im on the team BASED WHITES only, i dont care about other people

>>507482648
The EU isn't a democracy. The EU hates and fears the USA. The EU works with the UK, Saudi Arabia, and Israel to suppress American democracy.

>>507482849
You lost World War II. Now we have to use you guys to fight the Chinese. China is nazi. Israel is nazi. Aryans are white. Iran, the USA, Russia, and Germany will crush China. Chinese are hypnotized by nazi ideology produced by the CCP. We're going to keep fighting World War II, but now you're going to be on the winning side.

>>507479508 (OP)
I will have to side with Iran on this one

>>507479508 (OP)
I don't think Iran is telling niggers to migrate to Europe, so...

>>507482850
kill yourself you fucking schizo bot

Team Lebo

>>>/wsg/5899915

The real winning team is whoever puts together a coalition to defeat nazi mainland China. Nazi mainland China is vulnerable the same way nazi Germany was vulnerable in 1941. Nazi Germany was four years away from military defeat in 1941. China is getting close because their racist overworked society sucks and they're weak and vulnerable. Chinese are stupid anti-Westerners with no respect. They're just bugs. They don't care about the Western liberal tradition, but we're going to break the will of the PLA, and then they'll have to respect us.

>>507479508 (OP)
complete mutual destruction would be the very best outcome.

>>507483424
Post nose

>>507479508 (OP)

>OR TEAM ISRAEL?

Turn on you kike shilling memeflag Pajeet!

>>507483377
The EU isn't a democracy. The EU fears democracy. That means the USA should force the EU to pass anti-Chinese sanctions that crush the Chinese economy.

>>507483549
post anti-Sino jingoism
FIRE UP THE JINGO MACHINE, MA!
WE'RE GOING TO WAR!

Israel and Persia should be allies, after all it was Cyrus who set the Jews free from the Babylonian captivity, and helped them rebuild the Temple.

Team gas the jews

>>507479508 (OP)
Team I don't want to die in a nuclear holocaust

>>507479508 (OP)
I hope they nuke each other into sheets of radioactive glass. The world would be a better place without both of them.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Iran I give you energy! Fuck Israel, make the night turn to day!

TEAM TOTAL AMERIMUTT DEATH

>>507479508 (OP)
tkd

>>507479508 (OP)
IDGAFTBQHWYRN

SEND CHINESE AMERICANS TO INTERNMENT CAMPS
NAZI GERMANY 1941 = NAZI MAINLAND CHINA 2025

>>507480109
>be indian
>die

>>507479508 (OP)
Israel, I support God's chosen people. It's proven fact Jews are chosen by a nonexistent deity. I don't know if Epstein was included or not in that. picrel unrelated.

In 2030, nazi mainland China will be absolutely destroyed, and the arrogant, racist Chinese will have to respect the West and the Western liberal tradition.

>>507479508 (OP)
no one likes the jews. yet they are extremely dangerous

>>507480339
>more jewish tells
limp wristed faggot.

>>507484464
half jews and jew media goys like jews and will get you fired if you disagree

>>507479941
iran has no nukes and their ajatollah even issued some official policy to only use nuclear peacefully. you dont read that in western media, this entire thing is staged & full of lies by the israeli and USA juden. they want regime change so bad, this was never about nuclear weapons.

Fuck Iran. They’ve been nothing but a pain in the ass since the ‘70s. “But they hate Jews” And? They hate the US and the west too. Idiots on here seriously supporting subhuman goat fuckers

>>507479508 (OP)
Neither but i dislike muslims more. So i hope israel fucks them up the most but im ok with mutual destruction.
I will miss the big titty IDF instagram accounts though

>>507479508 (OP)
Neither. If you’re siding with jews or muslims you don’t belong here

>>507479592
Subtraction through addition.

>>507484799
yeah we're just looking to trust and verify.

>>507484799
You have to go back, muzzie

>>507484823
they hate you because of your aggressive ZOG you fucking dummy.

If you wouldnt be lied to 24/7 by the people who control your massmedia (guess who?) you had known that.

the JUDEN don't just occupy you since the 1990's. DYOR and you'll figure you've been lies to about everything with them. What do you think creates something so extreme like the Holocaust or getting kicked out of hundred+ countries?

>>507485246
you know that parts of UK+GER mil is right now activly involved in the defense of israel right? Together with FR they do all the heavy support shit for israel that doesnt count as direct war participation.

Last time they collectivly intercepted missiles over jordan. this is not even a secret but completely ommitted from mainstream coverage. we're fucking occupied by the juden and not just since yesterday.

One of my colleagues is from Iran and she has really big boobs, even though most of the time she hides them.

>>507479508 (OP)
Im on that team where all jews are exterminated and then same happens to mudslimes.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team White. But since our oppressors, the jews, are in a sticky situation, I'm not such a humorless faggot that I can't laugh at their self-created misfortune and nod and smile at Iran-supporting memes.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team I don't want anything to do with the Middle East, fuck them

>>507483424
China is in an ascendance because jews stole military and industrial secrets from the US and Europe and sold them to China. This is well-documented and has been happening for decades.

Team Iran of course.

>>507484823
They're a pain in the ass because the US supports Israel. If we stopped, and quit needlessly fucking them over with sanctions we'd have dirt cheap energy costs.

I just hope both team have fun :)

>>507484823
yeah yeah sure. But israel is literally a shithole of very bad people with very bad attitudes. Maybe that makes sense considering what their dusty country looks like and the constant terrorism threats.

They get some things right though, and thats cool. But jews have a tendency to really bring hatred to them by saying shit like that they wont break bread with Goyim.

I cant really support people like that. Nothing personal. Iranians are buttfucked retarded today, so I agree with you there. I wish they could be more pragmatic and less muslim. Iran could unironically be a good place if they really wanted it

>>507486762
I hope so too, life is short fren :)

>>507479508 (OP)
>Not being on the side of the master race
Israel of course. Siding with Iran is just being contrarian.

>>507479888
Exactly let them fight while we sit this one out

GO IRAN GO

I hope Iran sends it's big hard hypersonic missiles deep into the warm fertile land of the Israelis. When the porn servers in Israel are rebuilt I hope the videos of the act are continously uploaded to them forever.

>>507479508 (OP)
I'm on team "Let's Nuke Poondia".

I need to send Iran my money before ZOG can steal it. It feels illegal to watch Tel Aviv get bombed for free

>>507479508 (OP)
Iran doesn't import a bunch of shitskins into European nations

>>507479508 (OP)
I stand with Israel, our greatest ally.

>>507479508 (OP)
How about team total nuclear annihilation of the entire region? Because I support that.

>>507484876
You know the reason you have to deal with Muslims in your country is because of jews, right? And why you're not allowed to punish them as criminals or deport them? It's a simple order of operations - you end world jewish hegemony (starting with Israel and the US), and suddenly all of the barriers to self-determination disappear.

fuck the jews

>>507487345
We (and by this I mean both the US and GER) are not sitting it out though. Some German air refueler got spotted when they accidentally turned their transponder on just yesterday. And it's widely documented many other countries have assisted in intercepting inbound ordinance from Iran to Israel. And I don't think I need to explain the billions of dollars, free weapons, and foreign aid to the ME from the US is all for Israel's benefit.

Both of our countries governments are clearly supporting Israel.

>>507479508 (OP)
I am team "I hope this goes on long enough they are both crippled for generations."

remove kebab

>>507488483
Ofc EU countries "support" Israel when kikes have wormed their way into government positions, just like every jew they need to be killed without mercy

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Israel is team America

>>507479508 (OP)
team popcorn here

>>507479508 (OP)
I'm with trump so team isreal

>>507479941
>doing the dirty work
true dat

>>507479508 (OP)
Team glass the Middle East and be done with it.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Anti Semite

>>507490097
if trump tells you to jump off a cliff will you do it

>>507479508 (OP)
i love Israel! They are maintaining Western Values in the middle east! God bless Israel!

>>507479508 (OP)
Neither. Fuck Zionists and fuck muslims

>>507479508 (OP)
Team sodomize Netanyahu with a dull knife until he bleeds to death.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Not my Problem. Can't we just let them sort it out between themselves, the same way Israel sorted out Gaza on its own?

Team let’s get some popcorn and watch the world burn.

Team Assad, the Lion of Babylon

>>507479508 (OP)
#TeamTreebeard

>>507479508 (OP)
For you? Team Pakistan.

>>507479508 (OP)

>pol in 2018
>Muh s300
>muh nukes
>muh hezballah proxy
>muh hamas proxy
>Iran is a modern army and country

>buck broken /pol in 2025
>all proxies are dead, 40 years of grooming down the drain in a year
>IDF flys across Iranian skies like its his bitch
>Iranian nuclear program is raped alive
>top Iranian nuclear scientists are killed, all of them.
>Teheran burns
>mossad agents launch killer drones from inside Iran
>mossad agents launch iranian missiles aimed at us, at Iran itself, from inside Iran. Cool trick ah ?
>exploding cars killing top army officials in iran
>all generals and top army officials that had to coordinate shit when war breaks out are all killed In one fucking hour before they could do their job
>most army high ups are already dead
>no air defense at all left due to attacks and electronic warfare
>no army

Muh modern military. Muh modern country. Muh persians. Top kek.

The lion of judah flys over the debris of buck broken past enemies, syria, lebanon and iraq, in a straight path, doing fuck all it wants.

All of that in 2 days. Meanwhile they launched 2 vollys of soviet era piss missiles that 95% of em were intercepted. We have like 8 dead. 4 of them are arabic girls fron the same family, so again, like the first time, half of the iranian targets were shitskins.

What you gonna do now guys ? Go ahead, say anything kek

>>507479604
James is literally built for BMC (big Machamp cock)

>>507479508 (OP)
It's all blood for the blood god

>>507479508 (OP)
Team i hope both side have fun. And TKD of course.

>>507479508 (OP)
Dead muzzies dead kikes, every times those animals kill each other I call it a good night.

>>507479508 (OP)
team go fuck yourself

>>507479508 (OP)
I am, categorically, always aganist team Israel.

>>507479508 (OP)
OH MY GOD IT'S THE LEBANESE CHRISTIANS COMING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A STEEL CHAIR

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Not My Problem.

>>507479604
Me too.

>>507479888
/thread

>>507479508 (OP)
Iran of course, fuck kikes

>>507479508 (OP)
TEAM AMERICA

>>507479508 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_FPuLP6a6M

>>507479508 (OP) Team God. I'm not willing to side with wrongdoers like you are.

>>507493159
kek, you typed so much, enjoy the missiles tonight, bitch

Iran and Russia are best friends and I hate Russia because Putin and Trump are best friends and they helped Trump steal all the elections.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Total Kike Death

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Total Shart Death. TSD.

Israel for the win

>>507479508 (OP)
>team mudslimes or team kikes?
team Christian.

>>507479508 (OP)
TEAM JESUS
REPENT!

>>507479508 (OP)
Team conflict

>>507479508 (OP)
Team IRAN
Any other answer = kike/shill

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Popcorn. My enemies killing each other will always be a net positive for me.

Israel invaded Palestine in 1948, so Palestine.
Israel attacked Lebanon, so Lebanon.
Israel attacked Syria, so Syria.
Israel did 911.
Israel has subverted the entire US Government.
Israel attacked Iran unprovoked, so Iran.

T O T A L K I K E D E A T H

i just hope bad guys will be finally wiped out from the face of the earth

>>507479508 (OP)
Team not my problem.

>>507483424
>we're going to break the will of the PLA
With soldiers that can’t even march in sync on parade?

Let them kill eachother i hate them both

>>507479508 (OP)
im firmly on team daddy, you niggers knock it off b4 i stop this fuckin car and beat the god damn watermelon out of you, i WILL turn this shit around and take you back to the fucking stone age...i don't care who started it dont give me this i'm not touching you shit...you are both wads i should have shot onto the god damn pillow...

>>507484823
Boomer spotted
Go eat some more lead and stfu
I can't wait to see the day you civilization ruining retards are all dead

>>507479508 (OP)
>TEAM IRAN OR TEAM ISRAEL?
I root for ballistic missiles and big explosions. I want neither side winning desu.

>>507479508 (OP)
Iran. They did nothing wrong

>>507479508 (OP)
Iran

>>507479508 (OP)
Team anti-Iran. You would have to be an actual moron, or mentally disturbed to the point of self-sabotage in order to support Iran as someone who isn't a shiite Muslim.. regardless of your opinions on Israel. Islam absolutely sucks, but Sunni sucks significantly less the Shia

>>507479508 (OP)
I hope both sides die of nigger aids

>>507510112
based

fuck boomers, thanks for looting and leaving all our countries a steaming pile of shit for the grandchildren. really appreciate it

>>507479508 (OP)
Fuck both, but I'm Team Ir*n right now because their rockets look kino af

>>507510229
So who started this is irrelevant, the fact that I'm probably gonna be dragged into it is irrelevant. I should be pro Israel just because Iran is muslim.
Remind me, why should I hate muslims living in muslim countries on the other side of the world again?

>>507479508 (OP)
Just want them both to have a good time and may the best team win

Team israel because I'm not brown

>>507479508 (OP)
theres three choices
#1-long time /pol/ enjoyers = iran
#2-kike shills = israel
#3-dumb ass normie who stumbled onto /pol/ = israel

tkd

>>507479787
Elon is the Hunter Biden of this administration - a drug addicted liability.

Well, obviously I would prefer it if Israel wins. They may not be the best allies but at least they aren't openly hostile to my way of life like the entire muslim world is

I do not care about sandniggers or schlomo bankers.
I will have my own country instead where I live forever happily ever after with my God Jesus Christ.
My God Jesus Christ and me we stick together, my God Jesus Christ rescues me, and we are going to live forever together in our home, our Christ Kingdom.

>>507488034
>we have to destroy america to own da jooz
>yes im american and want this
So tiresome. So tired of it. Just leave America and dont come back

>>507510493
Because unless you want Iran to control the straight of Hormuz and end up paying $20 a gallon for gas (which would be reflected in all goods and commodities btw) ... and you want an influx of jihadist extremist groups which threaten you at home and abroad... you should be against Iran.

Notice that im not saying anything to defend Israel, nor am I saying I want to be dragged into this conflict. Im saying the Iranian government is ridiculously oppressive, and their ambitions suck for literally everyone who isn't Shiite. You could even argue their ambitions suck for Shiites because the government is ridiculously corrupt and they'd be better off with almost any other government by comparison

>>507493159
Thanks for attacking iran. Im enjoying the kino. Seeing them get btfo is hilarious

team mutually assured destruction

team watching from the sidelines with a bag of pop corn

Team Dung Beetle.

>>507511127
>unless you want Iran to control the straight of Hormuz
it's directly on their doorstep in a gulf that's named after them. They SHOULD be able to wield it as leverage. That leverage being needed to defend themselves, in this case. What a horrible reason.

>and you want an influx of jihadist extremist groups which threaten you at home and abroad
the ONLY reason middle easterners hate America is because America acts on behalf of Israel's interests in the area. And Israel is a hostile colonizing force displacing them as the natives.
If we stopped supporting Israel completely they would stop hating us and drop all grudges just out of thanks. It was never about hating us for being different or for watching The Simpsons or whatever instead of worshipping Allah.
And it's not like Iranians don't watch The Simpsons too. Have you ever talked to one? The ones I've encountered online are all like normal people who watch netflix and mod computer games; consume slop and do other western hobbies. They don't like their govt much but they don't hate it a fraction of the mount needed to actually rebel and do violence over it. But they were the ones smart enough to set up VPNs.


> Im saying the Iranian government is ridiculously oppressive, and their ambitions suck for literally everyone who isn't Shiite.
How is that my problem? There are many oppressive governments out there and we are by no means obligated to attack them or aid in their destruction.

>You could even argue their ambitions suck for Shiites because the government is ridiculously corrupt and they'd be better off with almost any other government by comparison
Not my problem. If they want a change they can figure it out themselves. But I'm hardly ever even seeing any protests over changing their govt, nothing ever like the protests we saw yesterday for example

>>507513100
>they SHOULD be able to leverage it
Im not even reading past that. People like you are helpless. You are empowered by victimhood. Disgusting cowards who are beneath worms, as even they have some will to survive and thrive

>>507479604
>>507479604
>>507479604

>>507479508 (OP)
Team Israel, not because of sympathy for Israel, but the opportunity for the Iranian people to overthrow the regime and because Iran being a strategic ally for Russia from whom they get weapons and who are an important part in Russia's shadow fleet.

>>507479508 (OP)
TEAM INDIA!

>>507513364
concession accepted then, this response has zero substance and is just gaslighting that its somehow bad to support the "victim" in an aggressive war. Probably a zionist shill sent here on damage control

>>507513861
I'd like them to change their regime too but being attacked only makes national unity far stronger, and Iran has mostly a single Persian identity so that's not happening. Not until after this war's over at least

>>507479508 (OP)
Team mutual assured destruction.

>>507479508 (OP)
this thread gives off massive preadolescent energy. this site is 18+ saar

>>507514807
You need only look to nature to understand the true nature of politics. I have no ill will towards the people of Iran, but if its between the Iranian government and my family having affordable food and comfort, fuck them all and whatever you think they are entitled to control. You have the luxury of having coward opinions online because there are people without them willing to secure the rare earth elements which connect you to the rest of the world

>>507515284
>but if its between the Iranian government and my family having affordable food and comfort, fuck them all and whatever you think they are entitled to control.
Really it's between the Israeli / US government and you getting your Hormuz shipped shit, because the only reason Iran would hold it like that and prevent American shipping is if America was fucking attacking them, and we attack them on behalf of Israel who so desperately need us to do it that we fight a world war for them because ???? Because supposedly they're led by a comic book villain who will destroy the whole middle east the moment he gets a nuclear weapon for his enormous ancient country.

You act like attacking them is just a given, like we have to do it / support it no matter what and their attempts to defend themselves make them bad guys who're ruining our way of life.

I don't see how anyone besides brainwashed zionists could not see how Israel is the bad one here. Especially after all their callous disregard for human life shown in their treatment of Gazans

>>507516278
You need to study history more. Particularly look up US gas rations of the 1970s, and how many times Israel has threatened to shut it down in recent years. Iran's end goal isn't even defeating Israel or America.. its controlling the Islamic world which puts both in check by default and makes them an undeniable super power

>>507482400
>>507482648
TKD
>comfy montage
https://files.catbox.moe/x9w9lf.mp4

>>507516751
stop gaslighting

>its controlling the Islamic world which puts both in check by default and makes them an undeniable super power
okay? They can be a regional superpower like Pakistan, it's not my problem. What are they gonna do, invade the US? Nuke us and get nuked back? Am I supposed to believe they are insane demons who masturbate to the thought of torturing me everyday?
Why do we have to be interventionist world police in the middle east? Oh yeah because Israel wants us to.
Simply being on friendly trade relations with ME countries would not make the USA economically worse off than constantly meddling with them, invading, providing arms etc like we've been doing and spending so much money on. This entire argument for Israel is based on the racist notion that middle easterners are uncontrollable orcs who you can't negotiate with, who will never cooperate with us and will only terrorize + murder us.
It's not gonna work this time, everyone has the Internet now and can see it's not true.

Their end goal right now is just surviving

>>507511097
We don't have to destroy America to do it, but the kikes in charge have to go and they'll destroy the country on their way out rather than give up power. I don't hate this country or its people but you're fucking delusional if you think we can retake this country while things go on as usual for the average person living here.

>>507479508 (OP)
Team white man. I don’t concern myself with the squabbles of desert people. Both sides are goatfucking subhumans.

>>507479888
This.

>Team Skeet
fires rockets like crazy
rocket spam all teh way
can i get moar rocket
>Team Yeet
airstrike!
assassin strike!
adjustable rate mortgage strike!
labor strike!
pager strike!

place bets

>>507479604
Nice.

>>507493265
Faggot

>>507479508 (OP)
>TEAM IRAN OR TEAM ISRAEL?
TEAM NOT MY PROBLEM

>>507479508 (OP)
Why is this our problem, who cares

>>507479508 (OP)
Team booba

>>507479604
Kek

>>507479508 (OP)
KILL ALL KIKES