>>507645656 (OP)
no

>>507645656 (OP)

>>507645656 (OP)
SNIFF

>>507645656 (OP)
it's natalie pornman!

>>507645656 (OP)
> skinny fat
> no muscles
> failing skin

She peaked as Matilda in The Professional (1984).

>>507645656 (OP)
You should see how flat her ass is when she stands up

>>507645656 (OP)
Absolutely yes 100%

>>507645656 (OP)
I can see her angus. Not impressed. Hard no

mommy natalie.....COOOOOOOOOOOM!!

nah she's too old now

>>507645656 (OP)
wtf did showing her stained butthole really add to the film?

>>507645656 (OP)
That movie is so good.

I'm pretty sure she died on the first bombings. Has she made an appearance after that?

I will never forget seeing the edge of Natalie HERSCHLAGG's wrinkly butthole.

>>507646918
Made my SWC into flesh diamond. If only she slept with a hunky Black guy in that movie.

>>507645656 (OP)
assholes are gross no matter who they are attached too

>>507646918
Memes dozens of years later.

>>507645656 (OP)
clone the bitch or stfu

>>507645656 (OP)
If she was a robot girl, sure

>>507645656 (OP)
yeah

>>507647387
Prime nat.

Am I missing some oldfag meme? That's the most 5/10 body I've seen. Like default preset in the character creator. Don't get me wrong it's attractive but it's not some amazing hot body.

>>507645656 (OP)
Gross

>>507645966
I can only imagine what kind of sexless, mouth breathing, mutant wrote this. Scurry back to your hole, you rat.

>>507645656 (OP)
I'd enlist to protect your mammy.

>>507645656 (OP)
save from what? from his jewish pedophile producers?

>>507647446
yeah

>>507647868
I'm so not attracted to little girls in a sexual way. Mature nat is best nat.

>>507645656 (OP)
That disgusting slut is showing her butt hole!

>>507645656 (OP)
Holy fuck is that her anus?? It seems really wide and wrinkly maybe she was getting assfucked during filming

>>507645966
Don’t be a fag. Women shouldn’t have muscles. If you like muscular women it likely means you’re a gay homosexual faggot who is attempting to suppress it by projecting masculinity onto women. Just go fuck your gym bros instead and embrace your gay

>>507648100
Stop being lewd it's disrespectful to our precious Jewish princess. I'll fight you to the death if you do it again.

>>507645656 (OP)

If you zoom in you can see a bit of the asshole skin...

>>507645966
Fag

Keira Knightley was a way hotter Padme. Just saying.

>>507648022
you're the only one here sexualizing a child

>>507647640
I think german flag is a female leftoid. It should all make sense now.

>>507648586
it does. thank you

>>507645656 (OP)
E N H A N C E

>>507648350
exactly, I have buttfucked like 2 girls and the asshole only looks like "that" only after getting fucked

>>507648584
>EVERYONE
That movie was kino.

>>507645656 (OP)
damn, she really skanked out after Lazytown ended, huh?

>>507645656 (OP)
Who?
And no.

>>507648350

>>507645656 (OP)
holy shit am i really looking at the wrinkles in natalie portman's butthole? god damn it i just fapped and i'm already aroused again

>>507645656 (OP)
/thread theme
https://youtu.be/ykmXDTlSn34?feature=shared

>>507645656 (OP)
No she is a fucking howler monkey with makeup on. I blank better regularly.

>>507645656 (OP)
i only protect winona

>>507645656 (OP)
That's where her poop comes out of.

>>507649090
seriously bros i'm fucking diamonds

>>507648833
yeah, it really was.

>>507645656 (OP)

guys please tell me...how would her asshole smell?

>>507648845
Kek.

>>507645656 (OP)
nah

>>507645656 (OP)

wow, hot.

>>507649127
The only jewish girl I simp over is Eva Green. I was a bit sad when I found out that she is jewish ngl. Still would though.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ndww6vYC3vI

>>507649447
damn bro

>>507645656 (OP)
no, but i would enlist to put her in a death camp

>>507645839
/thread

>>507645656 (OP)
I would bombard her iron dome with my scud missile, if you know what I mean.

>>507649665
virgin identified

>>507649274
Matzos ball soup, cabbage and 4 days old gyros that you find inside an old ice cream container inside your grandma's fridge at 3 in the morning when drunk.

>>507649786
there is no jewess in the entire world who would convince me their entire race doesn't need to be exterminated

>>507649270
might as well just show the whole hole at that point.

I genuinely don't understand finding a butthole sexy.

>>507649447
>>507649613
>haircut
>camera angle

>>507649789
>4 days old gyros that you find inside an old ice cream container inside your grandma's fridge 3

this hits way too close to home

>>507647640
>>507648160
>>507648373
>seething kikes
Yes Hershlag, your flat 12yo body and rat face appeals to no one. Even a pack of horny jeets wouldn't rape you.

>>507649923
it's interesting that you didn't deny the accusation

>>507649383
Oh gnah, she aint got no ass.

>>507650232
We have the same shit here except is either soup or leftover bbq. I still eat it, cold and always get heartburn kek.

>>507645656 (OP)
do you think she wanted to do this?

>>507650394

>>507645656 (OP)
>Another stolen whites genes

>>507650394
Don't be mad, you get to go to the death camps with her.

>>507650493
She probably insisted. Bitch has been washed up since before she shaved her head.

>>507650493
Women don’t have their own will

>>507645656 (OP)
Meh. I wouldn't even watch content she is.

>>507645656 (OP)
I would pound her booty hole and then leave

>>507649389
not right now you don't

Natalie Portman is just eh Jewish version of Keira Knightly

natalie's porthole

>>507645656 (OP)
that's a butthole

>>507645966
What this guy means is that she's wrongly cast for a role like this, looks like she is cosplaying, it doesn't just come naturally
>>507645926
Netta Lee Herschlag

>>507649587
she looks weird and her tits are sad and saggy. nona mogs.

>>507645656 (OP)
To quote her:

>>507645656 (OP)
Not for Natalie, but I would, for her.

>>507647387
Can't get over the fact that Jean Reno is Spanish, lying all career

>>507649383
body double here. sad!

>>507651316
the wall gets them all

>>507651092
I want Nat so bad. Stop natposting you idiots she's too hot. And her Starwars roll makes it 5x hotter.

>>507651414
>And her Starwars roll makes it 5x hotter.
why? shes hot because shes hot not because she was in star wars.

>>507645656 (OP)
Imagine how smelly herschlag is

>>507651340
Now rotate 90 degrees

>>507651316
>times up
She got that right

>>507645656 (OP)
i like that we can see the pucker around her asshole

>>507649383
That's a butt double and cgi face. It was widely discussed in interviews when the movie came out

>>507651414
>I want Nat so bad.
I know

>>507649270
Shits come out of that

>>507649383
i would've turned to the dark side too to save that

>>507645656 (OP)
unfortunately it seems like a shop. the dark spot doesnt look like her butthole but it's a shadow :(
https://www.xvideos.com/video.hblvblh3fb9/closer_-_natalie_portman

>>507651301
She has the most beautiful hairy pussy I've ever seen. I don't make the rules. My dick told me I'm right.

>>507645656 (OP)
This has to be photoshopped, I doubt this is in the movie. But I recall it being in the movie.

>>507649587
>I was a bit sad when I found out that her tits are real ngl. Still would though.
FIFY

>>507649270

>>507645656 (OP)
Isn't she Jewish?

>>507645656 (OP)
Is that actually her or is that a body double for the scene? You can clearly see her butthole, and usually a scene like this is a body double

>>507645656 (OP)
I will help her buy clothes.

>>507645656 (OP)
Darth Vader's ass.

>>507648833
Checked
>... he looks serious.

>>507645656 (OP)
nport
me

cum
Obviously she changed it, but it's still funny.

>Yes, it's possible that Natalie Portman changed her email address after the Sony hacking incident. During the 2014 Sony hack, emails were leaked, including some involving Natalie Portman. One such email exchange, involving Ryan Kavanaugh, included Portman saying she would have to change her email address because her personal information was shared publicly. While the extent to which her email was compromised isn't fully detailed in the provided information, the breach and the nature of the correspondence would strongly suggest that changing her email address would be a necessary security precaution.

>>507645656 (OP)
This area circled in blue always interests me. I would always assume the anus would be higher up the 'butt crack'. It baffles me that in reality, the anus is mere centimeters from the vagina. Seems like a design flaw in the grand scheme of things. Like the one thing a man should lust after is contaminated by a sewage plant right next door? There is no way there isn't cross-contamination. Do women know about this? If my penis was in contact with my anus constantly I would be under a constant cloud of shame and anxiety. Yet, women seem to not care?

It doesn't make sense bros....

>>507652407
Please be true. Please be true.

>>507645656 (OP)
That's her real anushole?

>>507651847
not tonight it doesnt

>>507645656 (OP)
only low iq retards die to protect something or someone that doesn't love them.

>>507645656 (OP)
You ever heard this cunt talk? All Jews need to die. Except Abby Shapiro.

>>507651341
news to me, didn't know that.

Guys, im lmfao here, why is this thread about nat ports port hole funnier than any humor thread ive seen in years

>>507652830
you really paint a picture

>>507653211
>Abby Shapiro.
She's old now. There is a new Abby.

>>507652830
It’s in their nature. And the biom in a Vagene is setup to combat this anyway. The body keeps itself situated.

>>507649383
I don't see anything wrong with that ass. But then again I'm not a nigger.

>>507645656 (OP)

>>507654268
it can be small, but it needs to be TIGHT.

>>507653793
NEW BOOBA

>>507650211
No, you're just a goddamn Jew who believes your own lies, but I sure don't.

>>507645656 (OP)
I would pour hot grits down her pants.