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Day: 6

>Israel special unit preparing complex ground assault on Iran’s Fordow installation in case the U.S doesn’t join the war - JPost
>USS Ford aircraft carrier group will deploy to Europe next week, placing a third U.S. carrier near the Israel-Iran conflict
>Trump says next week will be decisive for Iran and key events could unfold before week’s end
>Iran is now facing a near-total internet blackout
>Khamenei says Iran won't surrender, threatens "irreparable damage" if US joins war
>Iran is preparing for retaliatory strikes on US bases, starting with the ones in Iraq - NYT
>About 30 US refueling planes are assisting Israel's operation in Iran - CNN

>Livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fot8_pXYqGQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK0PLBNZpko

>Telegram
https://rentry.org/pigtelegram

>Twitter accounts (using proxy frontend because twitter's UI is trash):
https://nitter.net/clashreport
https://nitter.net/ELINTNews
https://nitter.net/Faytuks

>Israel Rocket Alerts
https://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/

>Air Traffic
https://www.flightradar24.com/
https://flightaware.com/live
https://globe.adsbexchange.com

>Maritime Traffic
https://www.marinetraffic.com/
https://www.vesselfinder.com/

>Polymarket
https://polymarket.com/event/us-military-action-against-iran-before-july

Note: /pig/ is the neutral thread, this is neither pro-Iran nor pro-Israeli, avoid splitting like autists of /uhg/ & /chug/

NEW BAKER NEEDED

RECAP:

>~25 Israeli's and ~250 Iranians killed since the start of the conflict

Day: 5

>Trump says "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER!" - Truth Social
>Trump on Supreme Leader Khamenei: "We are not going to take him out, at least for now"
>Israeli official says "The next 48 hours will be critical in the war against Iran"
>U.S. Air Force F-22s and F-35s are en route to the Middle East - The Aviationist
>IDF intelligence complex in Herzliya sustains damage from Iranian missile strike
>Israel says it killed the new Iranian Chief of Staff, whose predecessor was killed in another Israeli strike on Friday

Day: 4
>Trump says "Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!" and leaves G7 to return to Washington, D.C.
>Iranian Parliament to vote for withdrawal from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty
>Heavy US military deployment underway in Middle East, dozens of refueling aircraft and USS Nimitz are en-route
>Bazan oil refinery in Haifa shutdown operations due to damage sustained from Iran's missile attack
>8 Israelis killed in missile attacks and US embassy in Tel Aviv sustained minor damage

Day: 3
>Iran launches 3rd consecutive night of missile salvo at Israel
>Heavy Israeli airstrikes throughout Iran continue throughout the day
>Putin, after his phone call with Trump, warned Iran's leader Khamenei that his regime is in danger
>11 Israeli's killed in missile attack

Day: 2
>Iran fires ballistic missiles striking Haifa refinery, Israeli retaliation targets oil depots in Tehran
>Israel bombs Iran's largest gas refinery at South Pars gas field
>Iran fires ballistic missiles at Tel Aviv, 3 Israeli's killed

Day: 1
>Netanyahu calls on Iranian people to overthrow the regime
>Israeli airstrikes on Iran target missile silos and air bases
>Most of Iran's chain of command are killed or missing in the initial strike
>Iran's Nuclear facilities destroyed and nuclear scientists are assassinated
>Israel launches operation codenamed "Lion-like Nation" says the campaign will take "weeks"

>>507915825 (OP)
>>507914743
trump hates kurds

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>>507915892
EVERYONE hates kurds anon

Jews are about to drop out of the iranian skies. What is the Ayatollah going to do about this?

>>507915892
trump doesn't like dependent people.

Digits and both Iran and Israel get fucking nuked into oblivion already

Hi I am Türk not a proxy at all

>>507915825 (OP)
Is Fordow the real life Black Mesa?

I hope deep state and neocons won't ever let Trump cuck out

>>507916057

what are your opinions on kurdish people

>>507916015
Digits and they get shot down by AAs

>>507915825 (OP)
Nigger

>>507915865
no we never were and never will be 'dependent on US technology'
>>507915878
this plane can do crazy shit they put rockets on them one time. i bet it can handle more than they say

>>507916015
Shoot them if he's smart.
>he's not smart

>>507916008
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>>507916094
You can say Jews here

>>507916057
Why do you care if I am real Turk or not? Do you want to meet me to give me a blowjob or something?

>>507913998
I don’t think the conflict can stay contained anymore, even if Trump refuses to back Israel. If all the Israelis wanted was to weaken the clerical regime, they’ve already done that, there was no need to push further. But once it became clear they intended to bring the regime down by wrecking its monopoly on force, everything began to unravel. That’s a red line the other powers won’t tolerate.

Turkey and Pakistan are growling, the Gulf states are rattled, the Russians, who at first thought they might benefit - reversed course as soon as they grasped the real plan, and now the Chinese are on the move.

Everyone sees Trump following Netanyahu’s lead, a replay of the 1956 Suez Crisis: three carrier groups rushing in, massive resources shifted to the Middle East on short notice, heavy pressure on others to line up with Israel. Keir Starmer in London looks ready to make a blunder that could summon the ghost of Suez. Meanwhile, Bin Salman and the other oil sheikhs are sounding the alarm; they’re realizing they don’t have the control they once thought they did.

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yes
my mavic mini

>>507916057
I'll say it again since I posted it in the last thread after it hit bump but Turk baker literally revealed he could speak hebrew when bibi was giving a statement the other day

LOW US CRITICAL MUNITIONS RESERVES

>>507916149
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>>507913657
begs daddy to come help
daddy has nothing to offer
choose one or back in the oven

>>507916153
lmao
by the time russia sends em some rusty ppsh ayyatola will be hanging from a crane

>>507916137
>no we never were and never will be 'dependent on US technology'
lmao

>>507916205
has he not been following Ukraine lol?

There are anons siding with Israel, unironically. Newfags are getting duped into rallying behind the root of all our problems. TKD

>>507916153
still tony

>>507916225
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lookner overdosing from too many tweets

>>507916057

>>507916016
damn that's such a correct statement
never thought of it that way

>>507916201
>Turkey and Pakistan are growling
No, they aren't.

>>507915825 (OP)
>israel ground assault
Literally suicide. No amount of air superiority make you survive that

You remember what happened to russian Spetsnaz in Kiev?

>>507916137
>uses F35s dropping JDAMs with GPS guidance using US surveillance satellites and US ships providing guidance and missile defense with US missiles
You're too arrogant and for nothing. You steal and then say you made it.

One last roll cause i gotta go to bed. Digits for total nuclear holocaust in the ME.

US GOVT & PENTAGON ANNOUNCES THEY HAVE:
"LOW CRITICAL MUNITIONS RESERVES"

ISRAEL IS FUCKED!!!.
THEY ARE ON THEIR OWN NOW. IF THE US USES IT UP THEY WILL ALLOW CHINA TO TAKE TAIWAN!!!!


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA get fucked niggers lol
(Do it bibi you fag)

>>507915825 (OP)
>Israel special unit preparing complex ground assault on Iran’s Fordow installation in case the U.S doesn’t join the war

Sauce

A DRONE LITERALLY JUST FLEW IN MY WINDOW AND STARTED FUCKING MY COCK WITH A FLESHLIGHT ATTACHED TO IT

>>507916185
you are jewish

>>507915539
where did this boots on the ground meme start, the only reason why the US is even in this conversation is because they are the only ones that have the bomb that can reach the nuclear facilities, the plane that can carry it and the trained pilots to carry it out, this isnt some vietnam tier conflict

Imagine chilling in a bunker when one punches straight through the room and continues on down for another 50m

>>507916153
im surprised the inner circle hasn't clipped this guy yet

>>507915825 (OP)
Kikes rape kids
Hang every jew in this world

>>507916411
Pics or it didnt happen

>>507916308
I just want them both to die desu

>>507916355

yes they are. pakistan is a vicious sexy lion ready to pounce on poor submissive israel and india, ready to double-buttfuck both of them into submission; pakistan will get milked by india and israel, milked dry but like in a way where pakistan wins

>>507915892
>>>507914743#
Hamasniggers too busy dealing with jews in their own back yard

Shekhinah bless poster below me

>>507916426
In /chug/ they call me a hohol draft dodger and in /chip/ they used to call me Syrian refugee. Many such cases.

>>507916436
first ugly woman you've posted

i feel something coming bros but i cant put my finger on it

can someone please explain why iran cant have nukes and thats why the US just has to go to war? everyone else has nukes, so what?

>>507916411

give it my coordinates im ready for sloppy seconds

>>507915892
>trump hates kurds
That's supposed to be a bad thing?

>>507916355
Wrong. Pakistan needs a stable neighbor, especially with Afghanistan on one side and its own internal insurgencies on the other. For Islamabad, Iran’s continued existence is crucial, even though their relationship is anything but warm. If a pro-India faction were to take power in Tehran, Pakistan would find itself in a strategic bind much like Germany’s in 1914 - caught between hostile fronts.

That’s why Pakistan can count on China’s backing. Beijing has poured vast sums into its Belt and Road projects and wants a reliable, non-aligned energy supplier that won’t buckle under Western pressure. Supporting Iran helps secure both goals.

>>507916110
>what are your opinions on kurdish people
I hate them beçause I am a real Türk

>>507916185
Hello Türk friend! How are you doing in our beaütifül çountry today
I'd never give blowjob because our Sultan Erdoğan doesn't like ğay people

>>507916204
We Türks are very smart, maybe he learned Hebrew

>>507916326
I löök like this and say thiş

>>507916580
Nukes aren't real.

>>507916308
They aren't newfags they're just shills heavily astroturfing support for Israel. All pro israel sentiment vanishes in these threads when the missle alerts go off and the activity slows down massively. Ironically the Israeli flags are probably the only ones who aren't shills since they're not hiding behind VPNs

>>507916057
nice make me a kebab

How many missiles today 4, 5?
How long has it been stuck at 5 already? 2 weeks?

>Despite extreme censorship in Israel, an Indian ship managed to record the moment of two Iranian ballistic missile impacts in Tel Aviv earlier tonight
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/20333
Jeets pulling through with the goods.

>>507916308
>There are anons siding with Israel, unironically. Newfags are getting duped into rallying behind the root of all our problems. TKD
Cry more, Ahmed

>>507916306
i know this type of mindset, if we had no allies youd be posted
>oh look how weak and isolated they are no one wants to help them
but when we have them it's
>you're weak because you have allies, you're all dependent

in your worldview both having and not having allies is a bad thing. the truth is we're neither dependent nor isolated. having allies is good and having our own industry is good and we have both

>>507916653

1 missile locked in loaded right between my thighs aiming at you baby

>>507916509
>pakistan is a vicious sexy lion ready to pounce on poor submissive israel
Trump had lunch today with Pakistan Army Chief of Staff, paki nukes are saudi-owned they'll do nothing.

>>507916445
That's 60 m for regular concrete btw

If iranians are smart (they're not) they used polymer reinforced concrete that can be penetrated only by few meters

>>507916387
>>507916205
I don't believe it, US is just stalling cause all the assets are not completely safe yet, probably another day at most to get everything safe and then the bombing raids start.

>>507916580
It would be a huge roadblock to israeli expensionist desires

>>507916704
juden

>>507916690
SAAAAR DELETE THIS

>>507916185
It's not the same guy I think

How fucking stupid are third world shitskins

I’m pretty sure you could take the graduating class at mit and tell them to build a nuclear program from scratch based on publicly available info and they could do it in 6 months or less

Hello im Jeremy Kissler

>>507916580
> everyone else has nukes, so what?
Nah, only 9 countries have them, only 5 are allowed under a certain treaty to hold them (nuclear non-prolifiration or however you spell that shit), 2 are india and pakistan, one is a jewish country, and the last nuclear power is de facto kim jong un's personal property.

>>507916365
>you bought X so you're dependent on X fallacy
israel made some of the best jet fighters ever made domestically before and can again. we bought because it made economic sense at the time.

ive debunked this before already

>>507916706
you misunderstand, I'm merely stating a fact

>>507916782
That guy was a schizo, he needs to take his meds.

>>507916782
We are clever and süspiçioüs people friend

>>507916690
this is ai
this is digital terrorism
you are playing with the lives of innocent basement dwellers
you need to stop this
anti semite

>>507916690
will someone please teach these niggers how to turn a phone sideways

>>507916784


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>>507916580
Because Trump said so.
But actually because the jews in Israel said so because Iran having nukes would cause problems as Israel continues to grow and kill everyone around them, and jews control the US government completely, which is why Israel attacked Iran during US Iran negotations and not only got away with it but the US immediately redirected military forces from around the world to start heading toward the area to help Israel.

>>507916594
>non-aligned energy supplier
Anon, I...

A DRONE IS CURRENTLY FLYING OVER MY WIFES BOYFRIEND

>>507916784
Most mit graduates nowadays are shitskins and chinks

Who let the jews out?!

>>507916509
>>507916733
For both Putin and Xi, Iran is tied to immense geostrategic stakes. The Caspian Sea is Russia’s “soft underbelly,” ringed by vast oil and gas deposits coveted by Moscow and Ankara - but, above all, by Beijing. China has pumped billions into infrastructure across Central Asia, all of which could become a dead end - or worse, plunge into chaos- if Iran turns hostile or succumbs to destabilizing forces. The Gulf oil monarchs are hardly dependable gatekeepers, especially with Turkey lurking on the sidelines.

Some assume China will stay out of any confrontation, but history says otherwise. Whenever core interests are on the line, Korea, India, Vietnam, the South China Sea - Beijing has shown it won’t back down. Even if China chooses not to intervene directly this time, the ripple effects would be enormous

If pol started right now we could probably build a working nuclear arsenal before Iran

>>507916543
you will always be a cockroach to us. Thank-you for your service

>>507916871
The New Zealand schizo thinks you are Jewish, do you really speak Hebrew or what? Are you Sephardic Jew?

Chances of the israeli regime falling?

>>507916917
sorry that's mine

if you where Khamenei what would you have done to gain the upperhand after isreal's first strike?

>>507916871
why do you know hebrew

>>507916690
Thank you for doing the needful sir

>>507916690
MES just deleted that Telegram message so I don't know what's up, maybe it's really old or from another conflict.

>>507916947

nig tf are you even saying lmfao

>>507916899
maghrebi? you in canada now?

>>507916308
I suspect they are mostly shills, JIDF isn't just a meme

>>507916958
Kek, got his ass lmao

Looks like shit ain't happening until maybe the weekend. Everyone go home

CAM ON IRAN KILL SOME FACKIN JEWS!

>>507916974
you can call me a schizo but you won't call me a liar

Stop making these threads this shit is a complete nothingburger

>>507916784
just enriching the uranium alone would take longer

>>507916899
Are you going to refute me or just queef on your keyboard

Hey bros, what are your thoughts on Putin saying that Iran doesn't want Russia's help with weapons?

Do you think Iran will ask for and receive Russian weapons in the future if things get difficult?

ANY MOMENT NOW I FEEL IT

>>507916690
So where did they hit?

Any new footage? I read something on plebbit about a mushroom-like explosion in Tehran that could have been a thermobaric munition

>>507916690
u know maybe hooking indians on 5g was good idea

>>507916990

>>507916974
>Are you Sephardic Jew?
The ones in Turkey don't speak Hebrew, they speak Ladino.

>>507916153
Someone tell him USA and NATO are behind shit show in Ukraine.

>>507917069

Are yOU goinG TO rEfUTe me Or JUST QuEef ON YOur KEyBoARd

"error our system thinks your post is spam" I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS WEBSITE WE NEED A NEW IMAGEBOARD.
>>507912384
probably because pakistan knows they're next, ironically iran did the same shit with helping the US topple saddam and look what's happening now.
>>507912411
something something albert pike's fake letter
>>507913562
we had these headlines yesterday and the day before.
>>507913998
also trump knows it would absolutely destroy his legacy and organic support.
>>507916201
yup. they're trying to have a color revolution but without CIA/USAID backing...good fucking luck with that.

>>507916580
because Holocaust. try to keep up

>>507916690
Amazing, keep up the good work based jeetman in boat

>>507916543
and for some reason you are the only person allowed to post about this war between Iran and occupied Palestine.

>>507917018
They almost never do that, is it from earlier this week?

>>507916988
Oh my science! Are you gooning to their hot interracial love making while praising Darwin? I have to wait to get pegged while she whispers the story in my ear.

What Iran can do with %60 enriched uranium? Any ideas?

>>507917067
>just enriching the uranium alone would take longer
add to all that reconstruction costs of the nuclear facilities, rebuilding their machinery, and re-hiring nuclear scientists would probably be very fucking expensive by now.

im confused
did israel not have bunker busters already?
what was it that they used to destroy all of assads tunnels and weapons caches after he fled?

When are we going to war?

>>507916066
سوف ندافع عن البوابة!

>>507917133
why are jewish jokes so lame?

>>507917033

i dont know who that is and ive never been to the maghreb

poster below will wake up in bohemian groove

>>507917067
More advanced centrifuges (IR-2m, IR-6) can reduce this to a few months or weeks.

bros... it's just not happening anymore, right?

>>507916690
Fucking finally! The jeets did something good for once

>AND NOTHING EVER HAPPEEEEEEENS

>>507916974
>>507916992
No, I'm an oldfag if that matters. Its an incredible, delicious experience watching Iran disintegrate in real time. I remember all the shilling going on in this board back in 2015 /sg/ days. The past years have been incredible. Starting with putlers failed blitz on keev, his complete degration, decapitation of Hezbollah, Assad's cuckery, and now the Iranian boogaloo. I haven't enjoyed /pol/ this much in the past decade ever.

>>507917237
2 more days

>>507917237
in 13 days

>>507917257
our enemies are such clowns its hard to parody
we're playing a harder game than anyone else

>
>Israel special unit preparing complex ground assault on Iran’s Fordow installation in case the U.S doesn’t join the war - JPost

Grim. What can they even do?

>>507917257
> why are jewish jokes so lame?
The answer is within the question.
Think for a moment.

right unless a warning comes before half past, i'm going to bed

you have 6 minutes Iran

>>507916947
This. China always does what it best for China.

>>507917237
never, trump pussied out and israel doesnt have the means to destroy anything of importance, its over time to wrap it up until the next nothingburger

>>507917329
You didn't answer the question at all lmao

>>507917275
someone back in /sg/ days used to post like that all the time, french flag so he was called maghrebi

>>507917163
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>>507917228
Nuke technology is legacy content

This is like watching Iran try to build a wright brothers plane

>>507917358
yes
but its unlikely that thats the plan

iran has no friends lol

>>507917290

drones in Israel's skies over Golan.


Also this from earlier

video here. maybe haifa

>>507917358
just do it already faggots

>Israeli officials assess that Trump will decide in favor of a US strike, while stressing that Israel could do 'significant damage' alone. US official says that the Israelis told the Trump admin that while they may not reach deep enough with bombs, they may "do it with humans." - Axios
Just fucking kill me now.

>>507917436
>>507917329

>>507916690
Why did that first interceptor make a sudden jolt and then immediately dive downward?

>>507917471
>DEATH TO AMERICA
>FUCK AMERICA
>DEATH THE WEST
>ummmmm.... maybe I went a bit too far oopsiee daisy
just kill all sandniggers already

>>507917471
kek

nukes on montana

the biggest announcement since the start will be soon

>>507917018
if MES deleted it, that must mean it's turbo wrong lmao

>>507917485
> This is like watching Iran try to build a wright brothers plane
> Nuke technology is legacy content
To a country with an inflation rate of 32% it's pretty expensive, especially when under sanctions.

>>507917556
So you can speak neither Hebrew nor Turkish?

>>507917546
boots on the ground? thats going to be even worse for public opinion in america

>>507917257
Right? I thought they were supposed to be a funny people

>>507917299
https://streamable.com/3lfcx7

The Axis of Resistance - If you get attacked you are on your own lol

>>507917586
its a photoshop of musks tweet retard

>>507917644
Alright thats enough. If you keep harassing me like a retarded nigger ill block your id.

>>507917566
Maybe stabilizer failure?

I like this agenda free news fellow, he’s like an autist pretending that he’s a news anchor but somehow getting more voews than real news anchor. Bless you retard.

>>507917682
> Right? I thought they were supposed to be a funny people
Nigger, the answer is obvious and you don't even look.

>>507916947
>Regime change.
>Sanctions are removed because now govt is US friendly.
>China able to trade with iran and buy their oil.
Does nothing still wins.

i'm not the only one who created bunch of twitter accounts for this conflict to fuck with /pol/?

>>507917658
It's over baguettebro.

>>507917644
I can speak one of those languages, but I won't tell you which

>>507917756
pipe down newfaggot

>>507917685
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>head of houthi army was hit during a khat chewing gathering

>>507917685
that... that was kino. I came here for shitposting, not feelz

Where are all the Iranians I've been told by the heebs exist who will revolt against the ayatollahs? Why isn't there civil war yet on the streets of Tehran? Really makes you think...

>>507917742
Engelemezsen adam değilsin aq

I feel like if there was a law regarding war where the leaders of countries must first be required to spend x number of days together and watch x number of movies together and share x number of meals together before putting actual human lives in jeopardy, it wouldn't be outside the real of a BASIC expectation for humanity. These are my brother and sister on both sides that will experience untold pain because of neglectful and meaningless laws and fancy ideas about what should or shouldn't be. I don't know what to do. I try not to check the news. I see it. I want to know more. I learn every time there is literally nothing I can do. How am I supposed to feel about this. I hope everyone that does end up dying at least finds peace. I don't know.

>>507917721
>nigga really admitted to using twitter in any capacity
alright, dude

Someone please tell me that an Iranian at Fordow has set up a camera with a perfect view, so we don’t miss the big nuclear fallout?

>>507917867
because the government has all the guns

>>507917843
> I can speak one of those languages, but I won't tell you which
Judging by your flag, hebrew.

>>507917876

bro what are you even saying bro

>>507917629
Or he was made to, possibly threatened with losing his profile or some shit

>>507917228
ok cool so can you just finish up then, and we dont have to go get stuck in iraq 2: farsi BBQ
im sure bibi will let us know the next time irans LIDERALLY 5 SECONDS FROM HAVING A NUCLEAR BOMB AAAAAAAA with one of his fun little drawings

>>507917867
why would they
if i was them i'd sit and watch the occupation get their ass blasted and only after i'd decide if i wanna stage an uprising

>>507917876
It's getting tiresome

>>507917843
It would've been kinda cool if you guys chose Yiddish as an official language

>>507917475
Remember if you get stuck in Iran you will be hunted with FPV. We will make websites where you can buy the next hit on mutts if you pay more you can even control the drone.
Big business plan you know.

>>507917864
>ring ring
>lets all gather together in this house during a war
>i got a big bag of khat to chew
another mossad operation?

>>507916833
Russia? China? UK? there's a shit ton of countries with nukes

>>507917871
>roach thinks he is a man if he fights other people on an anonymous imageboard

>>507917237
Friday

>>507917938
Lucky guess

>>507917911

Those faggots have been at war for 300+ days.
This isn't even a fair fight. Iran wins in a landslide.
Not only mentally tougher, but also much fresher psychologically, both their soldiers and their civilians.

>>507917876
holy femalebrained post
comes with the yap and everything
consider becoming a boywife

>>507916706
>family
>grand-pa bomb do do de do do do”

>>507915855
per capita the war is tied

>>507917750
Yeah could be

>>507917876
can't wait for the trump x bibi sextape to get leaked

>>507917471
lol

>>507918028
you forgot this one
https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1908300360810479821
terrorists arent normally smart, druggie ones are half as smart as that

>224 threads in 6 days for a nothingburger
Unreal

>>507918063
>doesn't know the meaning of that expression
GEM

E hani engelleyecektin knk?

>>507917867
That's just a kike excuse for potentially terror bombing them, opposition in Iran is widespread, but pretty much exclusively intellectual and neither militarized nor unified, and they also have to worry more about not getting bombed by jew planes instead of overthrowing the government.

>>507918188
They are unemployed

>>507918188
head of iran's armed forces getting whacked isnt a nothingburger

>>507917977
Wait, that pic is real?! I thought someone here made that, wtf

>>507918188
Why didn't you listen?

>>507918021
It wouldn't have been by default if not for the intentional Hebrew revival project ...
Honestly, not fair to my mizrahi bros, with their ladino etc
Askenazi haredim still speak it as 1st language btw

>>507918048
> Russia? China? UK? there's a shit ton of countries with nukes
Russia, China, UK, France and the USA are the only nuclear powers that can openly hold nuclear arms, with 0 consequences.
Israel is not allowed per treaty, but it never signed it, so both india and pakistan, and north korea quit the treaty before making nukes.

>>507917862
Everyone already knows about him?

>>507918022
DO NOT REDEEM SARR

Supporting a regime that funds terrorist organizations and labels babies as enemies is difficult to justify logically. Funding groups like Hamas, even indirectly, risks empowering violent actors, destabilizing regions, and undermining peace efforts, as resources can be diverted to military purposes—evidenced by Hamas’s October 2023 attack. Similarly, dehumanizing rhetoric, such as calling babies enemies, fosters hate, escalates conflict, and erodes moral credibility, potentially violating international norms against incitement. Both actions prioritize short-term political tactics over long-term stability and ethics, contradicting principles of security and humanity. However, supporters might argue such policies are pragmatic responses to complex threats, aiming to divide adversaries or counter existential risks. The trade-offs, though, appear self-defeating, fueling cycles of violence and global condemnation.

>>507917641
All you need is to bring enough weapons grade uranium close enough and it will explode on its own. Easy stuff

>>507916509
>>507916594
T. Raghead poojeets
You should have never pussied out fags, where are the nukes at Islamabad and New Delhi?

>>507918224
But they are employed, to shill

>>507918063
Aha yahudi piçi maskeyi düşürdü

>>507918189
I don't even understand why you're so butthurt about this. Is it because I'm laughing at Iran? Are you an Islamist who supports the mullah's regime ? Do you simply think because jews are bad we must defend Iran?

>>507917863
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS, MY FRENS
BUT WE'LL KEEP ON POSTING, TIL THE END

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NOOOOTHING EVER HAAAAAAAPPENS
SO MUCH TIME FOR POOOOSTING
BECAUSE NOTHING EVER HAPPPENS... AT AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

>>507918236
Its just gonna be another run of Syria/Iraq/lybia, nothing new under the sun. I was expecting more russian / chinese involvement for actual kino, but they are all working for ZOG

>>507918283
Israel wants regime change and it can't happen without boots on the ground.

>>507918188
>Anything short of a ground invasion of the 3rd reich is a nothing burger

Ah, ex nazi's sure have a sense of entitlement, fuck off you white nigger before I come over there and conquer you're entire cuntry with my fucking BB guns you wanker faggot arsehole.

Putin can now just use Shahed 136/Geran drones, and save all his missiles and jets, due to Ukraine no longer having air defense.

That means his stockpile of missiles and jets will increase, and if/when the time comes that Iran is in need, Russia/North Korea will both have lots of missiles/artillery shells for Iran.
Even drones, if Ukraine lies down. Those Russian drone factories are cranking them out.

>>507917629
>shitskins trying to paint days old strikes as new
Classy

>>507918150
shootin ropes just thinking about it

>>507918310
>t. chaptgpt
still true doe

>>507917902
i bet your mom uses twitter too fag

>>507916690
That is not Tel Aviv. Fuckin jeets.

>>507918390

>>507917365
historically the best comedians are Jewish but their jokes about the tribe are like "I had a bagel for lunch oh vey"

>>507918318

>PERU

thanks for the potatoes idiots, go BBQ a guinea pig

>>507917202
No they just posted it right before I shared it here, but then a minute later I saw it disappear from the telegram feed and now the link says the message doesn't exist.

>>507918393
no why would russia or china bomb iran if they can offload all that work on us

Alright I don't have the energy nor desire to deal with 2 retarded countrymen of mine. I'm going to bed. See you piggies tomorrow.

>>507918311
> All you need is to bring enough weapons grade uranium close enough and it will explode on its own. Easy stuff
You'll need at least 90% enrichment for a weapon's grade uranium, easy but still fucking expensive to do it on industrial scale, it's just like if some anons one day decide to make a nuke themselves.

>>507918432
what was it that Netanyahu said in 2019?
>“Anyone who wants to thwart the establishment of a Palestinian state has to support bolstering Hamas and transferring money to Hamas. This is part of our strategy — to isolate the Palestinians in Gaza from the Palestinians in the West Bank.”

>>507916990
Khameni really lost this war in several ways if you think about it.
Once he committed to October 7th he really never had any choice but to go all out.
By letting Israel surgically neutralize Syria, Hamas, and never use his best weapons or commit to multifront ground invasion he basically promised a girl a great time and then whipped a semi erect dong out, tickled her with the tip, then shoved it back in his pants and left her panting.
Hamas and Iran both never shot off an overwhelming aerial assault with multifront ground invasion when they gad a chance.

TLDR his harem and goat farm was just too comfy, and stood by impotently as his friends got whacked one by one, and then assumed China or Russia who did next to nothing to save Assad would suddenly commit to defending Iran.

That being said, he has always been cautious. This time maybe fatally he was too cautious after going too far to turn back.
>schizo out

>>507918240
are you kidding?
this is what were dealing with here
a bottomless arrogance

>>507918545
sleep tight turkbro

>>507918310
>Supporting a regime that funds terrorist organizations and labels babies as enemies is difficult to justify logically. Funding groups like the Jews, even indirectly, risks empowering violent actors, destabilizing regions, and undermining peace efforts, as resources can be diverted to military purposes—evidenced by Israel's post October 2023 campaign. Similarly, dehumanizing rhetoric, such as calling babies enemies, fosters hate, escalates conflict, and erodes moral credibility, potentially violating international norms against incitement. Both actions prioritize short-term political tactics over long-term stability and ethics, contradicting principles of security and humanity. However, supporters might argue such policies are pragmatic responses to complex threats, aiming to divide adversaries or counter existential risks. The trade-offs, though, appear self-defeating, fueling cycles of violence, but no global condemnation.

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>>507918545
dont forget to say your prayer

Tikkun olam will never happen. the jewish people are polytheists. hashem isn't the god of the jewish people. the American people are the gods of the polytheistic jewish people. Without America, the jewish people wouldn't exist. The jewish people bows down to their American gods every day for help. The jewish people think their American gods will save them from the hellfire.

If you're a jew, you're a polytheist.

>>507918420
hilarious shitskin cope

>>507917329
You're next bud. You think Israel is going to stop expanding at some point?

What happens if the attack on Fordow doesn't work?

>>507918393
Russia and China aren't against Israel they will act only when mutts are involved.

>>507918589
i beleive it

>>507918249
>Honestly, not fair to my mizrahi bros, with their ladino etc
You're right, it's such a beautiful langauge. We have a newspaper published in Ladino btw
>Askenazi haredim still speak it as 1st language btw
Interesting.

>>507918372
Just tell me where you're from, I am curious.

>>507918545
>countrymen of mine.
Bro thinks he's part of the team

Run away little glowie kek

But when is the fun supposed to begin

>>507915825 (OP)

some hits apparently

https://x.com/MyLordBebo/status/1935461008488763452

Ive been drinking crown and cooking salmon. QRD?

>>507918693
>its xxxx AD and the jews were at it again

>>507918477
Mel Brooks does a ton of jew jokes

>>507918649
Iran bombs US embassies and bases

>>507917062
Where are you? Can you find where he spoke Hebrew on the archives?

>>507918551
Don't they have enough weapons grade uranium to build 8-10 nukes? I read somewhere it's around 500kg.

>>507918589
>raise the slightly-off-yellow flag of saber rattling!

>>507918477
The only good jew comedian imo was Dangerfield

>>507918589
1 or 2 everyday for a year?

>>507918589
To be fair Iraq has no choice but to believe it. Iran goes and they’re basically fucked.

>>507918552
Probably because one is full of terrorist, whereas the other isn't.

>>507917644
>can't actually speak turkish
lmao got his ass
send in a new jidf approved baker please this ones been noooticed too many times

>>507918600

Nice flag shitskin jew.

US/NATO/Israel are trying to act like the big shot superpowers when they've been getting their asses raped since 2021, non-stop.

>>507918649
>What happens if the attack on Fordow doesn't work?

Trump will double down like a Jew, and lose bigger and bigger, like a Jew.

>>507916990
The higher chain of command was too compromised, and Iran as a whole was too infiltrated by Mossad to have been able to thwart the initial operation that took out most of their air defenses. The war was lost on day one.
Iran fucked up by not tripling down with everything they had on October 7, when most of their proxies were still alive. They chickened out, and Israel picked them off one by one. Their cucked appeasement policy came back to bite them in the ass, and now they’re history. Israel, on the other hand, just acts without considering the consequences - because in their minds, they're fighting an existential threat

>>507918765
Sadly it's only 60% enriched.

>>507918683
the fun is the posts we make along the way

>>507918805
>carefully sourced by jews

>>507918788

>>507918798
They can't afford proper keyboards, I guess kek

>>507918554
Hizbollah too

> Israel special unit preparing complex ground assault on Iran’s Fordow installation in case the U.S doesn’t join the war - JPost

How is this gonna work? Can't they just like close three layers of 8" thick steel doors and disable the mile long elevator to the basement?

ANYway, the Jews have fucking compromised my computer so this might be my last post, good riddance to me I guess. See you guys later.

>>507918878
we know jews are really really good at counting too, they counted to 6 million once

>>507918589
They didn't specify what type of missiles. Invisible missiles? Sure, they've got a gorillion of them.

>>507918554
>>507918886
d oesnt change the fact youre jewish

>>507918846
>because in their minds, their American Golems will bail them out

>>507918893
They probably have the keys.

>>507918802
I got some pretty good zigger gore, you want to see a webm of a zigger screaming after his ass and lower spine was blown off by a grenade?

>>507918944
ive heard they found 12 million shoes and this is how they came to the 6 million number

>>507918879
to be fair, what nation meddling in the Middle East HASN'T armed some group and had it come back to bite them in the ass?

>>507918944
>>507918878
>Mad shitskins coping

>>507918805
>idf destroyed
That's TELs not missiles.

>>507918879
No response huh

>>507918785
one every 2 weeks maybe

>>507917876
these people hate each other and the people in their respective countries, I don't think they give a fuck about human lives bro

>>507919003
>I got some pretty good zigger gore, you want to see a webm of a zigger screaming after his ass and lower spine was blown off by a grenade?

Show me a webm of NATO giving up on Ukraine and accepting that Ukraine is lost, as Typhoon jets fly to Cyprus.

>>507919071

jew die funny ahaha

>>507918592
>the jewish people are polytheists
theyre not
they worship ba'al
so america (FUCK YEAH)

>>507917765
Except for the fact that "regime change" is in every case followed by a decades long civil war in which the country dissolves into anarchy.

Vance was on Tulsi's side yesterday, but has since punked out and now he supports Trump and Iran war.

>>507916153
I bet Iran feel like fools selling this faithless backstabber all those drones now.

Can that German retard bake the next bread?

>>507918420
putin is literally chabad
>>507918583
ip grabber
>>507918589
unironically time will tell, israel's strategy was the following
>initial decapitation strikes
>US bunker buster strikes
>color revolution.
First was successful, but now israel is losing time with the other two steps; trump is stalling and color revolutions only work with intensive CIA/USAID support.
>inb4 it's cope
perhaps, but time will tell.
>>507918893
lmfao this would be a complete disaster.

>>507919201
Probably have pics of him fucking kids too

apparently even Best Goy Glenn Beck is hesitant about US involvement

>>507919081
oh i figured you'd be able to understand nuance, but i must be talking to a jew. I'm implying that israel funds terrorists groups, based on the fact that the leader of israel stated that was his plan

>>507919295
That's actually shocking if true

>trump: Iran is very close to having nukes
>Iran has no nuclear weapons program
>even if they tried to manufacture one today, it'd take at least 3 years
George Bush made the same lie.
do they really just recycle the same propaganda.

>>507919071
the only people supporting israel are niggers and brown people

>>507919295
Doubt

Israeli media reports:

Iran launches missiles carrying double the usual amount of explosives

>>507918106
I mean, you ARE Lebanese. Of course you’d think of feminine men. Faggot.

>>507918973
To be fair, this one isn’t even my own intuition or take on things totally.
It comes from a great article that resonated with my thoughts early on.

It would still be an ugly mess if there is a new ground war, but I’m not sure even Israel has plans for an occupying invasion once Iran is beheaded and toothless.

Other anons have pointed out, like in Syria, all Israel has to do is defang the tiger and go home.

Khameni brought this on himself and his overly cautious actions after it was too late. It is what it is.

>>507919432
Here come the non decoys

>>507916753
We used Tel Aviv as a range test to see how far we needed to move our stuff.

lol now hes playing tuckers interview roasing ted

>>507919555
>ISRAEL HAS FOOTAGE OF ME RAPING KIDS OKAY??? WE HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH IRAN!!!

anyone baking?

>>507919201
I read his statement to be more of a cop-out:
>I believe the president has earned some trust on this issue. And having seen this up close and personal, I can assure you that he is only interested in using the American military to accomplish the American people's goals. Whatever he does, that is his focus.
Sounds like the guy doesn't know what to make of the situation either and is just trying to cover off his bases in the event of military incursion, which is as far as we know by no means a given.

>>507919640
i will bake

>>507919462

wish i had a little 5aleeji femboy

More missiles incoming tonight?

>>507919367
>NUTTTT
yeah its unreal, they really want us to believe that muslims hate america and israel because "they're just jealous"
absurdity

>>507919474
Even if Iranians weren't pursuing nuclear weapons they will do now because of what Israelis did to them.
So better you help them destroy those facilities.

>>507919474
>defang Iran
I'm sorry who's car bombing who again.

>>507919201
i think dons bluffing
i think he knows this doesnt actually require american offensive action and is just using the situation to pressure irans govt to flip (either folding/getting couped/whatever/)

JDs whole job is to be a sycophant (and covert neutralization of high-profile subjects). don just finally told him wtf is even going on, so he had to change his story

Dying of boredom

>>507919627
kek all the neocons and warhawk boomers in his chat are flipping out

>>507918310
First retard Trump now this shit. so ashamed to be an American

>>507919747
2 more weeks

Mudslime status?

>>507919907
Coping with imaginary victories as per usual.

1 hour and 30 minutes until a possible attack.

where did jeffrey epstein get all his money?

>>507919933
>>507919933
>>507919933
migrate

>>507919958
bring out the wood jokes again, it was funny watching jews try to turn wasted ordnance into a positive

>>507919875
You can always fly the blue flag of disappointment and wear ruby ring of displeasement

>>507919739
Not impoo-sibble to find. But for a pajeet migrant like you?
Not even our most depraved pedo/faggots would buck break you. Disgusting.

>>507918973
Test

>>507920527
your meme flag is on moshe, you're ready to fight the good fight

>>507918649
ironically, no one has thought about this and it is the likely outcome. My best guess is they will keep trying until they run out of that specialized munitions, then start dumping old refrigerators and Buicks into the crater Boots on the ground is impossible and even the bloodthirsty neo-cons wont do this. so it goes