Thread 507940441

I need a boyfriend so bad. I can't take this loneliness anymore. I'm 25 and have been alone my entire life, I don't even know what being pulled into a hug feels like. I'm just so sad all the time from not having that love of my life to come home to and be with and go to sleep with and wake up next to. I don't care about looks or ANY superficial garbage like that and will love my boyfriend unconditionally, and I want to (and already can be) the breadwinner so he doesn't have to work unless he wants to. I just want him to be happy and have fun and be able to pursue his hobbies without having to worry about wageslaving his life away.
Do any of my /polgbt/ sisters have any advice for me on how to acquire one?

>>507940441 (OP)
Buy some rope faggot

>>507940558
I have some here, now what

foby tox fans will ALL burn in hell
no exceptions

>>507940710
Post bussy

>>507940812
I just like the goat/dragon vampire bunny/mimiga ripoff thing boy
>>507940814
My body is for my boyfriend to see and have, it's not for strangers on da interwebz and being a whore is sinful

I am going to die alone

>>507940441 (OP)
Do you go to any IRL gay events?

>>507942068
There are none around here worth going to. They have some stuff in the nearest city once in a while but that city is also almost entirely icky brown poopoo people. Not cute ones either. Literally my only requirement for my boyfriend is that he's white

>>507942574
I'm a white, nerdy, blue-eyed dork in his 40s. I have my own house and make good money. Me and you could really do some damage together.

>>507942865
Wat kinds of damages

>>507942955
I demolish your butthole and ghost you afterward :)

I was going to help until I read you were gay.
idk gay bar faggot

>>507942955
Damages as in we are both clingy and make good money. We could build a legitimate future together.
My problem too is that I come home from work, exhausted, and it's an empty dark home waiting for me. I was married and in an abusive relationship, and even then it was better than where I'm at now with no one. I know the feeling.

>>507943149
That is genuinely one of my biggest nightmares, falling in love with someone and having him end up being noncommital after fucking around on me pretending it could go somewhere. I see it happen so often. My heart has been toyed with and I've been hurt too much already to survive that ;~;

>>507943431
Does you haves any sort of contact info so I can talk to you? Trannycord or steam or anything, idc anything is fine. I'm worried this thread will get shoahed before we get in touch. My discord is spewb, I just barely ever use it but would just for (You) because you are a very special boy

MODS FUCKING DELETE

>>507940441 (OP)
post hole

>>507942574
What city are you in, seriously, im 24, White, and willing. Are you near Nevada?

>>507943724
Please don't use foul language in my thread, I don't like it :c

>>507943434
It's what you deserve for being a faggot.
Not gay but i would take great pleasure in pretending to be just so fags like you are heartbroken and hopefully kill themselves

>>507943806
I'm on the opposite end of the country in upstate NY. I can drive and potentially move anywhere though, it's not a limitation for me

>>507940441 (OP)
Perhaps a good first step is to stop worshiping Satan.

>>507943840
See you in hell faggot.

>>507943674
Yeah, I'm not special. I'm not the type who caves to compliments. Are you FTM? A femboy? Or just a guy who is gay?

huh, some Under/Rune posting in pol? Didn't think i'd see it.

>>507943972
I added you nonetheless

>>507940441 (OP)
Do you got Snapchat? I'm 25 and in the Northeast USA

>>507940441 (OP)
>any advice for me
Stop being ugly.
t. ugly

UNDERTALE LOST

Holy fuck how is there this many of you faggots on pol. Gonna need a lot more rope

>>507943870
Up to and including putting your penor up my butt? That's really really gay, you need to do some soul searching and confront these feelings you have. I was an armored closet for a long time and insisted to myself that I wasn't gay, and it just made me completely miserable and depressed. Very unsupportive upbringing and environment in general. It was really painful and traumatic coming to terms with being gay, but now at the end of my journey (which was years and years ago mind you) I'm so much better off from it. I'm not trying to groom you into being a fag but seriously, explore any of those feelings you might have because they're there for a reason and a sign of something deeper going on.
>>507944089
I'm just a goat
>>507944252
We're everywhere goatbro
>>507944342
I'll add you and say hi as soon as I get home in the morning, I'm in the wage cage atm
>>507944407
I don't have any social media at all, just discord and steam really. My discord is spewb. Like I said I barely ever use it (because I talk to exactly one friend on it) but I would stop being lazy and pick it up properly for a special boy

>made it but at what cost
Meanwhile I'm here trying to make it and don't give a fuck if im alone

>>507944534
>she doesn't know
ngmi

White people are disgusting and are all faggots. Disgusting pink skinned golem race.

>>507944757
Go bathe in cow piss and eat your neighbor you mudhut building nigger

>>507944534
/pol/ and /k/ have always been the de facto not-/lgbt/ gay and furry boards, newfriend.
I don't really remember much from the /new/ days but it could get pretty gay sometimes too, it's always been this way

>>507944807
>>507944757
stop being racist, both of you

>>507944616
Do you play any real RPGs? I don't do undertale. Though it would be nice to talk to someone who lives nearby (I'm in NJ) who understands.

>>507944823
No it hasn't you loner faggot

>>507940441 (OP)
Tits or get the fuck out

>>507944873
Fuck you faggot

>>507944807
You can go shoot up fent and catch some hiv you skinny fat white mutt. when your done, we'll ship you off to iran so those persians can gut you.

>>507940441 (OP)
Good luck bro we're all gonna make it

>>507944892
I'll play anything really. I've had an autistic fixation on the souls series since 2011 and have tens of thousands of hours across them all, they're just my comfort games and what I'm playing 99% of the time.

>>507945052
>tens of thousands of hours across them all
How?
t. only a hundred hours in the first two souls game

>>507945003
Kek coming from a nigger who lives in an hiv riddled continent. And I am Iranian you dumb porch monkey. Iran will take over the world and faggots will all be thrown off the roof

>>507945052
You could help me finish the second form of the final boss in Elden Ring then. I made a holy damage fighter and can't do shit against him. Never did beat it because of that.
I'm more into old school CRPGs and grindy JRPGs. Playing Bravely Default and Morrowind at the moment.

>>507945052
Willing to chat, sounds like loneliness is weighing on you. Added your discord.

>>507944616
There's no such thing as "being gay"
'homosexuality' is a choice, and those who identify with their choice to be gay are faggots. I would absolutely be comfortable with demolishing your ass and ghosting you so that you feel even more miserable than you already are. You are worthless and there's nothing wrong with taking advantage of worthless faggots like you

>>507944951
canada mad tonight.

>>507945008
Thanks cutie
>>507945235
I've been playing since 2011 and for a time was unemployed and rotting away in a severe depression. I played them obsessively across PC/360/PS3. I love all of them but the GFWL days of DS1 were the golden age of souls, I miss them so much.

>>507945375
Dick is just really nice. Can't say no to a dick.

>>507942574
>he's white
I guess you can camp next to the ethnostate. But don't touch anything.

>>507945451
>and for a time was unemployed and rotting away in a severe depression. I played them obsessively

I went through the same thing once. For me it was the might & Magic games that got me through.

>>507944823
>/k/
Now this makes sense
Go back faggot

>>507945277
I actually deleted all of my saves recently because I wanted a fresh start, I have no characters right now ;~; you could do a new playthrough with me or just wait for me to get back to that point, it won't take long
>>507945294
I'll say hi to you too, well anyone that adds me

When I was 25 I drove 18 hours by motorcycle, which was purchased with 1000 bitcoins sold at $5, to meet a 16yo 4channer that had an encyclopedia dramatica article. I crashed 20 minutes away from her in exhaustion and got my first kiss with both of my hands broken. My first hand-holding was with my fingers broken. I went again later with my hands better and fucked the absolute shit out of her.

My fingers are still crooked now at age 39, and I have a note she left me 14 years ago in my wallet. She's married to someone much older than me now and family dying by vaxx, unfortunately I tried.

I think you should go through the same efforts to lose your hand-holding virginity. You aren't being serious enough if you haven't.

So are these faggots that don't get railed by 24 guys on a weekend actually real or a LARP?

The only thing worse than being alone is being with someone who makes you feel alone.

>>507940441 (OP)
This doesn't belong here. . . . . .

>>507945698
If Basedjak America, no one respects the Founding Fathers, because they’re OP and OP is a faggot.

kill yourself faggot

>>507945451
>GFWL days of DS1 were the golden age of souls
No it's not that old. Is it?

>>507945833
ran out of goat pics, but yes it does.

>>507945807
I know the feeling unfortunately, if you went through it yourself then I'm right there with you buddy
>>507945833
98% of the threads on this board are shitty 1pbtid judaizing timewasting slide threads that don't belong here, at least my thread is fun

>>507940441 (OP)
you deserve loneliness

>>507944616
please don't kill yourself